that kid growing up who tried to be tough

It's like my fifth school in like two years, so basically I don't even care about these dumb kids anyway My stepdad says I don't even need to go to school, like he just.. I just come like if I'm bored or there's no shit on TV to watch basically My stepdad pretty much lets me do whatever I want He's not really like working like a job right now. He's just sort of building our porch. But like that's enou-- That's like as much work as a job would be, so. This playground sucks, dude Yo you guys want some cigs? Pretty much get whatever I want from my stepdad (mumbled) Fucking lighter *burps and sputters* *ebola-esque coughing* *some spitting* That's real smooth. Probably just gonna join the Marines like all my uncles after high school Yeah, you guys see what I did to Billy Ackerman last week? Pretty much Billy came in, tried to fucking like grab my neck like this. Some of pussy shit, so I just went fucking like this He was hitting at me like this pretty much *meaty thwack* *more meaty thwacks* Watch that's gonna welt up in like a minute. I don't care though. Oh, look, it's getting nice and red doesn't even hurt though That's not even for me though. That's just.. that's a little bit of eczema I had since I was a kid (to somebody off-screen) Hey, this playgrounds for ninth graders only, get outta here! My uncle Zack knows this guy that could give me like a sailor tattoo right here on my arm You guys hear what I said to Mrs. Jensen last week? Basically she like came at me was like, *derogatory impression* Oh, you gotta do your homework. We're really worried about your performance and your home life! Basically I was all like "Yo kiss my butthole Miss Jensen. I hope your other son kills himself too." You guys are really lucky I'm letting you hang out with me. There's a lot of important shit I could be doin' right now My uncle Tanner's got some dynamite and napalm that I could be playing with right now, but I'm... fuckin' hanging out with you losers Yeah, I got kicked off the football team Coach didn't like me packing my mouth guard full of Copenhagen wintergreen. So... Footballs for fuckin' ner-- That will happen from time to time *muttered* All this bullshit wind *muttered profanities and clicking* *more clicking* *phone rings quietly* Guys, my mom What, mom! I said I'm hanging out with my friends. I said I'm hanging out with my friends. What are your guys's names again? I don't know, fucking, Tanner. *tb esque coughing* No, I'm not smoking, I have a cold. *agressive tone* I said I'm not smoking. You guys want me to put her on speaker hear how much of a bitch she is? Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh my god, what a B. You guys wanna go burn some ants? *meaty slap*

Channel: Gus Johnson

Views: 8,043,236

Rating: 4.9527631 out of 5

Keywords: that kid growing up who tried to be tough, tough kid, gus tough kid, short funny video, new meme, meme, meme 2018, gus, gustoonz, gus johnson, viral video, important videos, meme playlist, gus spring

Id: AC_15fULavo

Length: 2min 25sec (145 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 14 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Doyoueatcats]

The “I only come to school when I’m bored” thing is so accurate

[u/Homerpaintbucket]

Dude, I teach middle school. This is fucking scary accurate.

[u/Doyoueatcats]

If this is him in 9th grade this is him in like 11th

[u/bmb74]

"I hope your other son kills himself too"

dayum Gus

[u/Kim_Jong_Unko]

Gus has the body of a Greek God of video games and Cheetos.

[u/Cleriisy]

"Yo kiss my butthole, Ms. Jensen. I hope your other son kills himself too."

Reminded me of that Donald Glover kids are awful bit.

https://youtu.be/yWmeB7mY_E0

[u/AGigglingElf]

I think we all know someone from school that acted exactly like this. Funny stuff!

[u/The_Darshall]

He once called a teacher “Shamu” to her face, then knocked her computer monitor off her desk. We were seniors.

[u/Vip3r20]

He played the part so fucking well I had to stop watching.