(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (booming) - Elevator pitch. - Welcome to Good Mythical More. - We've got an idea for a new film. - Oh yeah, it's gonna be great. - Got a new film. It's called, just listen up, Soap Boy 2: Return of the Disinfectant. - All right. So you may be asking yourself, what about Soap Boy 1? I don't remember hearing about that. - [Both] Exactly. - Here's the thing. Sequels work now. Sequels are all the rage. Why start with the first one?
- Right, and you know what's- - Just start with the sequel, ha! - What's cleaner than soap? More soap. The sequel to soap. So it's also got like
a cleaning component. - Oh, but what is Soap Boy? Who is Soap Boy and what does he do? Well, you know what, details, details. - The details. - We'll figure that out. There's soap, there's a boy. Use your imagination. - We'll name him after
you if you give us money. - So what do you think? - Yes? (laughing) Okay, here we are. In the interest of
experiencing more products, let's experience this cotton candy maker! - Candy maker! Oprah's so lucky that she gets to do that. - It's her brand. - But now we can't do it. Now we can't yell out the names of things. - Man, we're gonna turn this thing on and somehow this magical powder, just look at that. That's just- - Sugar.
- It's just powder. - It's just sugar that's
got a color in it. - It's gonna be turned into- - Oh, it smells good. - Stringy cotton candy. We have cherry, we have blue raspberry.
- Blue raspberry. - We have grape, here it is right here. - I've always liked the
idea of blue raspberry, because raspberries aren't blue. (container shaking) - Ha! - Okay, great job for that, Link. Great job. Hand eye coordination still intact. - Look at that, I'm
not even looking at it. I'm not even looking at it. (container shaking) - [Rhett] Oh God! - You were supposed to catch it if you're gonna put your hand there. - I did, okay? - Don't even look at it. Don't even look at it. Put the top on first. Whoa, put the top on. - No. - Come on, man. You don't do the cleaning around here. - You gotta go long distance if you're gonna not look at it. - Why are you sticking your neck out like, you got that look on your face. (smashing) - [Crew Member] Oh no. (laughing) - What a jerk. What a jerk. Shop-Vac! - Hey, I mean that wasn't my idea. - All right. - It wasn't my idea. - Yeah, but man. - It's pretty localized. It's pretty localized. - So we've got these paper tubes. And all we gotta do is, I was gonna use the grape one. I wanted it to be grape. - I knew that (laughs). - All right. So does this say one or two scoops? I can't remember. - I think one, one scoop. I've gotten confirmation. - Serving size, 22 scoops. - Yep, so do one scoop. - Serving's 22. Oh. - Yep. - All right, so I'm gonna make a- - So you put that right in
the middle there, right? - [Link] Yep, put it right there in the middle. - [Rhett] And then-
- [Link] You shake it down. Turn it on. - You turn it on. - And then, oh wait, centrifugal force. - Now while you're waiting
on that thing to heat up... (machine humming) - It's kinda loud! - I've got a secret hope that by making cotton candy like this, a certain special someone may show up. - Maybe, maybe this will repel him. I don't know how he works. - Yeah, will he be intimidated
by the cotton candy or will he be happy that we're making it? - It should be coming out any second. - [Rhett] Yeah, I'd say I
give it five, six seconds. - Hold on, let's- - So, you know, it's just... - Should be coming out any second. - Mm, yeah. - Happy cotton candy day, daddies. Hey, Cotton Candy Randy. - Hey, do you want to
hear a sweet nothing? - Yes, of course I do. - It's gonna have to be a little louder than usual. - Okay. - Because of the machinery. (heavy breathing) - Your wife says it's okay
if I join your marriage. (laughing) - Okay, well I'll discuss
that with her tonight. - You're currently on an operating table and the last five years have all been happening inside your head. (laughing) What are you guys making?
- Gosh. - Well, we're making cotton
candy, Cotton Candy Randy. - All right, me on a stick. - Yeah. - Hey glasses, I'm gonna put you on a stick later. (laughing) - Glasses, you have a pet name for me now? - Yeah, I don't know your real name. (laughing) - Have you ever used a cotton candy maker? - It's not working, Randy. Can you help us? - Yeah, I'll give it a shot. Have you dumped in more of the powder? - No, let's do that. - Oh. - Hold on. Ouch, it's plumming by beard off. It's so powerful. What a powerful machine. - [Rhett] Okay, that's probably plenty. - [Cotton Candy Randy] Oh boy. - Was that a good thing or a bad thing? - [Crew Member] Bad.
- That was a bad thing. Oh, no, oh! - That's not gonna work? That's too much. - [Cotton Candy Randy]
Just throw a handful of pennies in there. See what happens.
- Was it about to work and then we messed it up? Yep. - It was Randy. Oh, oh, here we go. - Oh whoa, whoa! - Here we go, it's happening. You see that? There's a little web. - [Rhett] Now just start going like this. Start going around in circles. - [Link] Is this good, Randy? - [Cotton Candy Randy]
Those are my babies. - Oh and look. - Well, you don't have
to do that yet, do you? Well, I guess you can. - Oh, I'm a little nervous with the- - He's not very steady handed, Randy. - Yeah, right? Why do you got the shakes? - Because I'm nervous around you, man. - No, dude, don't worry about it if- - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Look at that! (clapping) - Wow, yeah, all right. - I didn't know if you would be upset that this is heinous to you
and where you come from? - I mean, if you take a bite of it, I'm gonna feel kind of weird. - Oh wow. - It's only gonna increase
my animosity towards you. - Okay. Look at how satisfying this process is. - [Rhett] You're actually
doing a really good job at it. - [Link] I actually feel like
I'm bonding with something that comes from you. - Oh interesting (laughing) - I feel like maybe if
I eat this we would be making a connection. - Huh, dude what're we
in a dorm room right now? (laughing) You been blazing bro? (laughing) - Wow, look at that, I'm
making you a new beard man! - Well actually that's
probably gonna be pretty good at this point (laughing) It's experiencing a little premature, demon pattern baldness. - That's a big thing of
cotton candy isn't it Randy? Is that one of the biggest
ones you've ever seen? - That's a pretty standard
size at this point. - Okay. - Standard carnival size serving. - Do you think that cotton
candy can get too big? - Oh yeah, absolutely, you know, too much of a good thing right? - Right. - [Cotton Candy Randy] Oh boy. - [Link] It looks like a spider web. - Yeah, that'd be cool if
a bunch of spiders would pop out and get all over your
face and then lay their eggs in your face, a guy can dream huh? (laughing) Maybe next time, maybe next video? We can do a thing were spiders
pop out and lay eggs in Link's face. - Oh you're a producer now? - (laughing) Yeah, I want
EP credit for this video. - Wow, that cotton candy is so big. - I'm making a wife for you Randy. - Hey man, I'm just doing
my own thing right now, I'm not really ready for a relationship. - But do the ladies in your
land have cotton candy, where is their cotton candy at? Let me just say that. - That's a little bit personal. (laughing) I mean every lady's gonna kinda
of groom however they want. And I think that they're all beautiful. I think that they're
all beautiful choices. - Okay do you like when they
have a lot of cotton candy or very little? - Yeah, I'm kind of a
natural guy like that. - Do you partake of, do you
eat your own beard at the end of every day or? - Yeah, once in a while. If I've been doing good
about sticking to my diet. Yeah what the heck I'll have
a little cheat day, come on. - This is so ironic. I dunno how to feel about
this but that's kinda par for the course with you. (laughing) - I'm getting some candy and some beard. (laughing) Ow, ow, ow, ow (laughing) I can feel it. - Some, you want some? - No I don't like cotton candy. - Why not? - Well, it's kinda been ruined for me. (laughing) - Now that I have this new
mustache that obscures my vision I'm going to blindly grope out of here. - Okay, alright, oh, no no. - Okay, bye guys, bye. - Bye Cotton Candy Randy. Wow, that was perfect timing. I don't think anyone saw,
I don't think anyone saw his real face (laughing) - I didn't. - Yeah see, I was so quick. - Steer you ears towards
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