Terry's Sensitive Soul | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

he is so strong but so gentle he's like an enormous muscular ellen degeneres so sharon's water just broke are you kidding let's go hold up this guy knows where our murderer is hiding just give me two minutes along with him i'll let him know what's gonna happen to him if he doesn't cooperate i'm gonna miss the birth of my child it's a magical moment okay okay i'll tell you everything thank you for letting me be part of this wonderful experience you're a terrible person that you're welcome thank you for coming in today we are here to assess your readiness for active duty and if all goes well i will stamp this release form you can go back in the field well i think i'm ready i am no longer fixating on my fears good but for today let's fixate on those fears okay uh that sounds fun let's begin by talking about your baby girls and your wife and uh what would happen to them if you died in the line of duty i popped your pillow [Music] okay let's switch gears do a little word association what do you think of when i say the word bottle liquor store hold up gun god how about grass marijuana drugs gun die cat kitten cute calm false sense of security gun die what are you doing you gonna stamp my form no i just didn't want the ink to dry out somebody at the door hey sarge sorry about the mess hi cagney hi lacey hey your kids like the same kind of cereal as me well we just finished story time i'm gonna kiss the girls night night then we can get down to business all right time for night night girls he is so strong but so gentle he's like an enormous muscular ellen degeneres you know what i just want to let you guys know that i love you girls so so much okay so sleep tight you know daddy will never leave you right girls rock goodbye gosh really makes you understand what he went through i'm worried about terry we can't let anything bad happen to him for the last time the best cop movies in order training day lethal weapon and fargo end of discussion wrong die hard is the best cop movie of all time one cop heroically saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches it's the story of my life i like turner and hooch tom hanks reluctant friendship with a dog that hits me where i live no robocop it's got everything i like gratuitous violence oh i thought you were listing things i was i'm done okay let's talk bad boys that's the perfect cop movie mr smith looking fine a hot cup of tea leone come on francois truffles breathless what terry likes foreign films don't make me hit you again um i'm building this dollhouse for my girls it's their birthday tomorrow i told my wife i'd get it done i had the same exact one when i was a kid mom charles is hogging my dollhouse grandma bought it for the both of us you want some help big man no i can do this it's just driving me a little crazy where do i fix the prince's tower boyle where do i fix it inside of the church no now boyle let it brother breathe let it brother breathe you okay the fairy princess castle has defeated me i'm a grown man with man hands and a man brain i should be able to put together a dollhouse in less than four hours why does it have to be so hard this screw has three pointy sides and nowhere to screw it in and there's wheels what kind of castle has wheels look it's impossible to make you leave but you do have to sleep and that's an order sir this is not necessary also can't sleep without my whale songs hey sergeant you know how you're really good at um doodling i know you think you're complimenting me but calling them doodles is an insult you a big fan of picasso's doodles sorry can you please draw a perp for me the sketch artist is out sick and the captain wants this done right away he's in a bad mood is he i can never read them you look chipper captain you have a fun weekend there was a small fire in my home i lost many photo albums of treasured memories i'm devastated i'm telling you he and i have a connection and there is something bothering him can you help me out great ma'am can you please describe the perp to sergeant jeffords i yeah he had um dark curly hair and a neck tattoo wait wait wait slow down uh let's start with the eyes were they desperate lonely did they betray heartache they were brown do you even want your purse back sergeant all of these are fine how much longer are you gonna work on this it's questions like that that made van goal cut off his ear you can't put a clock on art ten minutes i can't believe you told him about my book i'm sorry terry but now dc parlov is going to read what you wrote how cool is that he's pretty cool right you haven't even told me what it's about yet well it's the story of a gorgon warrior awesome who betrays his bloodline how could he to marry a clown princess you did it for love even though their families are at war no all right no more spoilers send it over to me and i'm gonna stay up all night reading it it's only 150 pages i'm gonna stay up all the next three nights reading it hey gina i got that file i needed captain holt to sign [Music] gina hasn't taken her eyes off her phone in two hours first person to make her look up wins the pot i'm in i bet which improves someone's manners double score sorry guys i got this in the bag i used to have to distract her from the phone all the time when we were smooshing booties oh yeah hey girl catch you later mid-morning dance party she's dancing even better than normal oh my god did you hear that george w bush died who died gina may never look at another real human being again she's unbeatable oh i don't know about that terrence jeffords are you kidding me change my relationship status to it's complicated pony up y'all whoa it's my wife hey baby no no no no it was a mistake my thumb slipped it i have to go home welcome to hey hey it's wednesdays where it's never the weekend be right with you are you sure about this hacker charles i'm not getting a strong mr robot vibe from this place yeah that's because the only thing pandemic loves more than hacking computers is hacking into a big old fried onion oh there he is hey guys welcome to the quarantine help yourself to some pot stickers best eaten win high no thanks here are the account numbers for the bank where the money showed up i'm in a real hurry you think you can trace it back to its source you questioning my abilities watch this what's your name terrence vincent jeffords wait what's happening you're getting hacked bro that's what's happening don't do that i'm in your home computer you are get out i got a lot of songs by natalie and bruglia oh i bought those back in the 90s nope download it on thursday okay now watch the pandemic spread there's a document here that looks to be fan fiction for the show madam secretary oh sarge i didn't know you were a fan of the madam the show leaves terry one more i'm just filling in the gaps when it comes to cheating you got to pay attention to all the signs during my year abroad in japan i learned that the hard way there was no japanese tea sock but there was a japanese man you want to see me sarge yeah come on in boyle sorry to hear about your hand thanks makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sac look here's the deal i did my junior year abroad in tokyo and my girlfriend shiaki she broke my heart i stared at the paper walls for weeks must be so nice having pimento back i mean you shouldn't eat that sandwich something's wrong he's acting weird er than normal yes he's not telling me something well you guys did spend several months apart maybe it's all in your head oh be crazy is that what you're saying terry what no no i did not say that i would never say that not cool terry my relationship's in trouble terry loves women women be sane you

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Id: atYBUfHcOj8

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Mon May 31 2021