Terraria Randomizer, but EVERYTHING is More Evil... (feat. Fargo's Souls)

I don't know when the video is gonna start that's really up to floats I how do we start the last couple should I say that we do this again in reference to the equipment to your list we're doing it it's masculine randomizer I think we all know that this is going to hurt really bad and that's okay because that's exactly what this whole thing is about like literally everyone is here to see me go through extreme rads of pain and get read heart pants so you know pretty sick what a good start couldn't have asked for a better start frankly all right Matt so what is on this is going to go extremely poorly everything is going to her really bad and I am in constant and regular iced beer surprisingly enough the guy does not been so I'm proud of him is there anybody over here I see a bird hello oh it's a cultist cool okay Eric's just a quick upgrade just a small anybody upgrade Thank You cultist what's up how you doing hold on I'm gonna gonna need you to explain yourself real fast who are you and what are you doing alright there's slime over there okay well we can get a two Jack quiver for 67 gold we can get suspicious day loom for 24 and a champ in pink for like 13 I don't think this bird is okay you got a sports Akal Don I want that I don't like to slam okay cool so rod Cartman's funny I have no idea what ergo I have no idea what her goal is gonna be I think we're just gonna eventually slowly make our way up to [Music] we're just gonna slowly make our way up to fighting them you it'll be good and cool okay this way let's go pretty sick and you thought I got stacked at the start of the calamity randomizer now look at us wait do we have the thing that lets you like oh look at that look at us go let's say let's like try and fight brain not yet oh god I don't know what's happening I get leaf wings let's go phantasm dragons up I don't know what it is I don't want to know what it is Kathy even 20,000 freakin bit it's fine we might have lost everything there's an extremely high likelihood that we no longer have the things that we just got the guy does dead drop soul of eternity band her life I'll take it man I'll take it that's fine all right hello sir how are you please stop running away thank you for that cool it's a campfire sink all right party super poacher I'm gonna go I'm gonna I'm gonna not be there are you the party super poacher you know you're a sniper chili Archer give me the sheep's what No destroy destroy your demon bones it's been like come on stray demon bones you gotta you gotta like hold off for a bit before you will go to the right the right is probably full of wonderful items and and experiences hello oh cool well that vulture is like super normal oh that's not what vultures you're supposed to do at all in fact and drinking it for as long as you're subscribed I hope you're swell destroy your demons I'm gonna need to ask you to take a massive enormous chill pill okay hey it's slime giant okay I'm gonna go he can just chill out please that's an extremely bad sign that's an extremely bad thing to happen immediately after it's fine no it's cool please please no I love the Dungeon Defenders theme please play more of the Dungeon Defenders theme if I do not hear the Dungeon Defenders theme for at least 75 minutes this entire playthrough I'm going to be extremely upset please play more of the Dungeon Defenders theme remember when I was briefly the strongest character in the world before everything went horribly horribly wrong now I get a friend in these trying awful disturbing time you turned into it's not what you're supposed to do but it's not how to please stop I really would rather you didn't do it please stop I want pickaxe I want the pickaxe all right well there you go you're winning or something no no no no no no please stop please up please don't do this anywhere we good I'll good okay I'm gonna go the other way feel free to not fall stop stop stop you're not even real you aren't a thing you should not be allowed to shoot a gun we have licences for this exact reason who is shooting the Rockets why are you the way you are please just anything good BiPAP Irish star body sofa these are exactly the things I was hoping for thank you surely will eventually be happy healthy individuals who know how to survive someone's a room but to follow you around in hopes of cleaning the whole world yeah down hey buddy you can do it all by yourself clean the world nope why is it like it okay I don't know what happened in destroyed even Owens his life when we first met he was a docile sweet boy who just sat around and listened to me scream a lot nowadays he's too busy giving me bear hugs that kill me in two seconds I can't ever talk to him I don't know what we're wrong maybe it's me maybe I'm the bad guy maybe all this is just some deeply rooted form of karma that I don't understand Oh God okay thank you yes they give me a nice cool weapon but that works dude hello destroy humans these zombies are very acrobatic I don't know how to feel okay it hurts really bad great I love old ones army the perfect thing for the occasion why is there moon burger I didn't want moon Lord how do I get over destroy thee hello there Oh was he king slime excuse me it sounds soon pogchamp question mark why did your hitbox just fall off of you no no destroying native boats stop stop it please I don't know how to feel when to feel or what to feel mostly pain my general strategy so far I'm not sure it's working on the bright side you have a golden froggy friend now and he'll never hurt me my bones are disintegrating my destroyer Deaton boat that's a reference to the character that keeps killing me hello goodbye you know what I'm down I lost my leaf wings a while ago so might as well write got him alright another Crimson key in case I want to open two okay could you do that one more time this is dancin look at him look at everywhere he's dead what a guy let's see if we can summon brain of cthulu it's a horrible idea I will immediately die but how is that different from anything else that is happening oh yeah there's a leg crystal oh my god imagine having additional health Wow I don't like that I don't like that please stop hi there I don't like the sounds I'm hearing no whenever that was it was very loud and not extremely polite either and I don't want anything to do with it all right who's Danny here wait stop it's a bunny cage okay it's always a good sign when moon Lord spawns and then while the flesh theme triggers that's always great this is a water banner I'm going to use it to mask the fear that I'm currently experiencing I don't want to I don't like this [Music] okay that's not you I'm already dead no it's cool I've died already you don't have to keep doing that no seriously I am still dead you don't need to keep shooting laser beams at me okay hello a mutant bone and a a Hal bat squirrel okay there's a couple more if any of you would like to drop like last prism or something along those lines that'll be totally cool of you um you know what that's acceptable all things considered I'll take it well it's kind of bad still oh my god that green slam looks kind of normal Dow platform diamond where it can run pretty fast I'll take it all right that's a hallowed helmet I'll take that too I guess where does the chain go I have a theory on where the chain is oh no is it I'll cry I'll just cry if it's the case no I think it goes over him I think my first theory is correct I don't like that I don't like the sound I'm hearing I would like you to stop I would really extremely like you to stop please stop okay I think I know exactly where this chain goes how's it I don't see it where'd the chain go who is its master this is okay let's go somewhere okay hold on let's deal okay let's deal with whatever's happening here and swiftly all those dropped items I could have farmed that guy I'm a fool I had a golden opportunity to farm souls that I didn't know all right let's go somewhere wait we can fight Skeletron that's the that's the big boy play we'll fight Skeletron and it'll be great okay it'll be so good we're not dead fine we'll do the pumpkin I'm going to regret this it's going to be the worst idea like we thought that pillars were bad and now we're actively engaging it Seth stop stop stop stop I don't like it when they do that I don't like it doesn't make me happy my favorite thing to do let's go somewhere let's just go somewhere we're here now where we're at the right ocean cool just where I wanted to land what about the jungle uh okay fine bring it on you think I'm afraid I am thank you for noticing I'm winning I'm winning no no God no no please stop I can't actually dodge No No please please please don't do that again don't do that again stop stop please I got it we win women ohh what are you free see your HP cheat at the story revival with HP a few things everybody all damaged since pumpless don't type down that's call an ancient story on the gorilla cage exile shot three strong game finish there's Chancellor Miller chilly request Oh gimme gimme we're like slightly survivable now all right one must add a lot to go Oh our little sword buddy is killing it please stop please kill it whatever it is kill it Sikkim Sikkim sword b big really fast oh we heal please hurt it I'm dying we won though no one can sail well you could say I lost but I also won I really wish I could have any of these things but they are extremely desires like we need way more money to make this work no these are all too expensive please please stop please I'm begging you no no I've been revived no it's Betsy there's a few skeletons memories that guy is shooting plain Tara seats please I'm sitting in wire-walking boots the rich goggles I'm don't know what to do I would prefer if this Skeletron arm was not constantly flinging itself at me I would prefer if I I would prefer if I was alive this was a good idea this was a great idea and something the pumpkin moon is the best thing anyone can do for themselves under any circumstance I am going to clear up my inventory of everything it currently has a desperate attempt to be able to get items that may have a very small chance of saving me I'm in severe massive pain no no there's a bunch of eyeballs everywhere what are you made of they get a me wait make it am i strong do I have power in this world it certainly doesn't feel like it please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop stop what you're doing you are bullying a poor innocent individual who has not done anything wrong I promise he died he dropped the punch back quickly we need to get the Balor lime it's our only hope it doesn't matter if we die we just need balalit wait a minute there's an enchantment in the air we need it this is our moment get it no I live in Victoria oh my god this is the worst we got obsidian candle I don't know what it does I don't know what motivates it but we got it okay doubles have to a degree look guys rate no bear is at the crease prison for a few seconds this era tapered edit edit then to that okay so we get we get arrows that we can command I'm going into there I died in space will you jump the planter back I guess no we're not bullets we can't even use this oh there's a cheat gun but I can't use it [Music] hold on please please please I need no wait that's good free to try to drop or drop where to drop where it where is it go get it oh my god we can maybe defend ourselves slightly oh my god kill stop make them feel pain for what they did yes no no stop please stop please stop slowly floating towards me I hate it stop please stop there's a thing in the air we need it we got it what is it okay well I mean it's okay to loose P bass besides I represent Spector sailing I was bring sure you know what become science I encourage you to do that no please please stop becoming eyeballs I didn't ask you for that oh my god there's so much stuff on the ground I can't even tell what we have is any of it good good why can't we just have this song terraria there's gonna limited cuivre down there I want it I've won it I want to have it please please please please please please there we go we got it we're done we're done with that here's another enchantment there is that like no that's the cobalt in channel sorry it's the hell bat title demon duck fist worm Jesus Christ I want nothing to do with what I can't even for two seconds anymore and freakin now my cordis types up in the frigging wheels and bites share IRL Massa mode I'm sorry when I wasn't playing the game I survived for a longer school on the bright side that's true it's daytime we are no longer dealing with the freakin pumpkin moon but uh is there anything else here that oh oh that's pretty good there's nothing actually there I am no longer life dieeee part two for real this time I did it it's gone it doesn't count but I did kill the wall of flesh on this plate here I have 34 gold wait why did some things live what why did all of the gold heads live die stop being stop being immediately I win you absolute fool excuse me the the underground golem Club I hate to interrupt but um you're canceled and you're gone mutant antibodies it's under the nail gun excuse me for one second healthy drug recommended by zero out of ten doctors I mean you let girl blame you ting little crispy too much too much but it's pretty good all things considered I think 20% damage I'm sorry mechanic wolf it had to be this way you couldn't just hang around forever later tater all right duck fist worm it's you me and my sword friend and only two of us are leaving it'll be really uncomfortable if it was me and you all right this one's too powerful the crawdad the Scarecrow looks you strong who are you worried you're rusty worm you're the last health bar get out of here you're done Oh God alright alright here's the game plan here's the game plan here's the game plan we go to the underground jungle we use the underground jungle to maneuver our way down to the underworld and then once in the underworld we kill a voodoo doll throw it in lava and we beat the wall of flesh first try 100% of the time there is no circumstance under which this fails that's a cool axe thank you I'll take it we stop excuse me why obtain the underworld and definitely don't die what is bad that's a lot of damage that's it's a lot of damage that is that it's an extremely large amount of damage excuse me while I used it oh oh oh okay it's pretty spicy all right where are the walls of flesh show me them there's one down here somewhere two more down here oh hi hi snatcher face how's it going you think it's cool to bully who's next who is next summoner brain fist never hear the story of what happened to snatch her face get out of here at summate it's revenge hours this guy's are there really far down or he's on the surface and I didn't realize it all right well whatever he's gone doesn't matter anymore okay he was definitely on the surface um destroy demon bus Tom I didn't ask for that none of this is okay it's cool look we're fine well we'll just we'll just i've been revived okay all right this is thing let's Oh I have a proposition I'm gonna need you to hear me out okay I have an idea I have an idea wow it looks so clean around here what a wild world I can actually see things we're gonna make another world we're going to get a voodoo doll we are going to use it to summon the wall of flesh because we'll craft it into a special voodoo doll which does not require a guide and then we will kill the wall flush and if your hardwood and nothing bad will happen it will go just fine it will be extremely okay okay understood terraria hello bat goodbye bat wife why are you doing this sorry wow we need to help that's pretty cool stop okay fine why please just don't just don't just don't just don't still don't just don't just don't just don't why how did you even happen where are you the golden hands even come from school we're good hello who's not hardmode yet but that's okay I accept your presence nonetheless I've been revived somewhere in that situation I died so that's cool I think I'm permanently on fire due to the underworld I believe that is what happened we have 44 gold we can almost afford like an item from a shop is there a plan Tara here Mike I drop a Sniper school you know what I'm done we're we're word making things happen it's of the Blood Moon who asked for a Blood Moon I can't even get the freaking wouldn't oh excuse me I'm just gonna all right wait oh hey it's a bathtub Grampus do you think I feel fear I Got News for you okay I don't know what happened there I'm good thank you wallet flash hello Ohio it takes like no damage alright now it takes damage just plain terror I think is following me I don't like it please I'm begging you I win I win I win I win everyone cozy I'm sorry I hear are you good beef meteor those no longer after you that's great to hear um what are you I know please please stop please no I don't understand what's happening there's a pumpkin jam it oh god are you in the sky I can't even hurt it what white we're good we're good wait that BOTS star would have hit it destroy your demon bones I am losing my patience I'm losing my patience with you we have it we are going to use it and be happy I don't want any interruptions for my lunatic koltes fight as we saw the last video of the lunatic cult this is pretty difficult and really puts up a strong fight so if you'll all excuse me for a moment I would like some peace and privacy with my battle opponent this is going great this is an epic battle No okay cool all that beautiful Massimo day I reduced to ashes take the average Chris really envisioned to attack enemies please stop please stop please stop please please please it's literally cease why are you still going na na are there other pillars can I please please I would like a different village I would like other no no no no I would like a different I was like a different still please please please I would like to visit the other pillar I would like to visit the ones that are not currently Betsy I would also like those wings no I'm in severe pain I would like these wings that's all I want give me the wings thank you no I would like to see what the solar pillar is up to please do not get in my way hello sure well you're dead so I guess it doesn't matter oh alright goodbye what is their biggest earnest pillar how are you so the only pillar that actually exists is the Nebula pillar which is also betsy i think i think that we are better off just doing that impending doom approaches I'm sure I'm sure there's actually going to be impending doom I'm sure it's not just going to immediately not work I can't put my finger on it but I feel like something is missing we've been here before I have one idea for how we can solve this problem and I'm going to pursue it with East okay I don't think that's exactly how this fight is supposed to go but we're probably close all right well we've done it two times how could a third hurt I have discovered how a third could hurt I have no control over my movement I can't use any of my weapons it doesn't know what pillar to be it's just all right well I am one way I might be able to beat them wow that actually kind of worked well I killed so many more learns meeting so many hold on I need to kill the rest I'm free this has never worked this has never worked ever oh my god I can't believe it I can't believe it oh my god this is amazing this is arguably better than like every randomizer that we've done so far so it's mech bosses plantera goal we need to catch up with those friends wow it's night time perfect for fighting the mechanical bosses and queen bee yeah I can't do anything business old attorney get it get him with gravity [ __ ] yes I am still unable to move oh my god I can move again okay this red guy is gone when it please stop please just cease cease you know what no no I'm done I get to be God now let me become God is it wings it's probably wings all right I've got enough we are going to save and exit because I do not want to crash and lose this okay now that I'm God let's catch up with the other bosses that we did not get to see right I think we did great all right God bud we're into that we'll see how it goes I am still very squishy well I have 960 health so I guess that's a lie all right that was definitely Skeletron prime destroyer all right that was deadly destroyer Skeletron but somewhere there was probably Skeletron goal all right we don't have the stupid altars going coming oh yeah all right great that would extremely well I could not be more proud of us right now I want to do a moon load rematch I don't know how we're ever going to do a moon Lord rematch successfully we still need to do seven plant tears though assuming we even still have a jungle it's okay we can probably find like an altar I don't want another queen bee I'm really I'm fine we found a temple this works my Dara's I grabbed it I did I think one of them is still alive but I don't really know where there goes queen bee and Oh God maybe we shouldn't have gone to the drone war maybe that was not a wise decision on our part Wow stop no it's cool that's good you don't need to keep hurting me I don't know what's above me I don't know what's floating above my hand I kind of don't want to find out I'm gonna go home I'm gonna leave this place I don't want to be there anymore how did how could this have ever happened I can't even do it no you know what excuse me I'm dealing with this right now we are killing the archers and getting rid of this mysterious tablet I want nothing to do with it I have had enough of Betsy spawns for a lifetime oh wait he's still here we have a do-over I think that really counts oh I can't talk to him of course of course you're here how is there a mysterious tablet when the old man is here and none of the archers are how did we get here what even is that that's a huge item it's died mutants [Music] this appears to be a very good weapon it is also very big but I can't actually use it at all all that shooting just now is just from the scope of eternity let's go to the ocean let's go to the ocean we have a friend to catch up with he is somewhere let's get his actual summon I believe it's this it should be do I have to actually fish hold on how am I gonna get fishing rod that's how I'm gonna get the fish to grow that's right there beautiful wait am I unable to fish I don't want to talk about it look it's not my fault that your weapons look like fishing rods ok that's a you thing whatever man we'll find a fishing rod it's ok oh do you have a fishing rod maybe one fishing rod please there is one we've done it oh that was fast he does not appear to be having a good day okay that's fine we don't have bad days let's give it another shot okay we all have bad days let's give it another shot I'm a little lost he's off the screen too though he's no longer after me oh hey we all have our bad days he's awoken okay we all have our bad days we all have our bad days our bad days our bad days it's Copland man this guy is horrible at dying he's just bad at it all right hold on do this oh that makes me sink I forgot that everything I have is related to this accessory do that and then let's just [Music] where's the fight where's the okay he's at the top right is that a pelt we're winning please God huh we did it all right or L not all died all that weight he really did not take a weight we can kill it oh no you just took damage your head he did not take that defeat very well poor boy all right let's let's give it another chance that was not very nice of us to the abomination about hy go for another round there you go look you knocked me upside down okay oh okay okay oh I cannot move okay Oh another nope okay okay oh yeah all right all right all right that Gollum head is not a part of the fight I'm pretty sure Norah's destroyer demon bones where did the abomination go I I'm having a hard time determining what the bosses I believe it is above me currently firing lips various found him he's invisible he has disappeared something has named banner the statute and I appreciate that a little bit more than I probably should oh I can't chick anymore oh there we go all right there's an abomination somewhere in here I'm pretty sure it's this little health bar sure sure I'm going to have to ask you to not all right I think he heals to a second phase I don't know how well it's gonna go for him but all right cool he's dead and now he's Betsy I can't describe enough how awful this is we have another boss to attend to that is definitely going to go fine we we have this guy he's a pretty cool dude this is gonna hurt extremely badly but shut but uh wait where to go you come back there are seven golem one two three four five six there's six golem heads just on-screen I don't know her the mutant with he's not dead nor am i we all have our bad days hello sir okay okay okay okay okay what are you doing what do you think you're doing what motivates you why are you doing this I don't think this is what's supposed to happen there is a sheer circle of eyeballs what motivates you you're taking up the projectile cap stop [Music] body slamming him did not work if you can't beat them join them you cannot be serious [Music] why is the tablet still here I hate this I hate this I have made a horrible mistake I have made a horrible mistake okay I have been given soul of eternity privileges again not that it matters because this guy is still taking up the entire projectile calf take damage what is Dawson get hurt he doesn't even play his own soundtrack good bye good goodbye I don't need you I don't need you it's fine it's fine you know bad days we all have them yeah he's taking damage we're getting there no no you're supposed to okay no no I think I've won thank you your turn is over no please please stop regenerating the full health but I I think I think this is a little unfair there is just a small part about this that seems unfair I don't know exactly which part it might be the part where you can't die they either kill me instantly or I cannot physically kill them please just I don't want this one I want a new one mine's broken okay look I just I okay I clearly have not been as concise as I can be all right look I would like a mutant fight in this fight I would like both the mutant and the hectic to have the capacity to die thereby allowing the other to win the fight that's what I'm looking for which which means that that thing that you'd keep doing where he regenerates to for health is not what I want be good God we're going to have a successful fight I don't even gonna calm wait but come back why are you leaving come back all right welcome back No what all right no no not how I'd approach the fight but you do you expose all right please don't know that's no we're good that's cool nope just come back up yep there we go that's perfect excellently done uh-huh okay no come back you're in space this looks like a fight we're having a fight renew this is amazing Oh God I don't know why I respond so quickly Baidu oh good God I don't know I'm to put stop stop stop no no it's cool you can stop now no it's good I'm in pain no no no no it's cool it's cool it's cool it's cool come on no oh no no no no no no no no no [Music] I've done it i won but like actually i didn't even have god mode on that was actually a funny oh my god no one thought I'd do it well I did it anyway well I'm a school uh what was that thing that just flew across the screen at the last second I don't want to know actually I'm good well we're gonna click that button and we're gonna see you dance this is going to be fine don't worry about it I can't possibly see this going or on this feels like the same plate but I have way less control Oh God God not what I didn't realize I was fighting Ragnarok are you still mad at me what are these noises what is happening that's really big that's a BP boy I can't move okay hmm I'm just gonna look at it a new one okay okay no stop I don't need more pink screen I'm good I mean he doesn't look like he's that mad like he's kind of just hanging out hidden he seems cool he also takes no damage all right let's look all right excuse me sir sir take damage all right phase two [Music] okay okay okay oh that's not what a laser looks like that's not what a laser looks like please kill me a little bit slower they are homing in on me I don't like this they are attached to me there are any projectiles attached to my body please stop please the laser doesn't even matter and perpetually no no they're still attacking me I don't I can't get them off why is there dirt and ropes who put these here who is griefing my world stop it I I don't know what to do anymore there's nothing left to do so let's just let's let's that would great I don't think there's a glass for left for us I don't I don't think there's anything left for us máximo randomizer we could jump back in but I think I think that's approximately where we have to tell ourselves that there is no more hope everything has been successfully tainted all is gone the darkness that we currently are facing is serene

Channel: Hectique

Views: 1,069,031

Keywords: terraria, modded, speedrun, playthrough, highlights, calamity, drowned, randomizer, fargo, mutant

Id: P-IX7-HP3gU

Length: 58min 11sec (3491 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 22 2020