The Most Toxic Rounds Of Rap Battle ft.Dream Quackity George Karl Sapnap & BBH

all right all right let's hear it okay i'm going in yeah hey i come and see and conquer just like stalin i don't play basketball but i stay ballin i ain't debating it's a fact that i catch skeppy in my bed and we have a wrestle match let's go murder on the beat so it's my dates show me off like i'm a crown your dates show up to see if mr beast's around you went back to your time machine because you ain't doped oh my god oh my god that was actually that was the most bbh has ever popped off dude no he's been popping he has been popping my car oh my god there's no way that just happened that didn't happen that's crazy who's gonna do gene all right people like me more than they like magpies a magpie is a really cool bird too i've never met an opponent i couldn't depreciate i can't meet people because i never initiate oh interesting that line was kind of good all right all right this should be an easy job yo yo [Applause] in high school i was voted most cheap but not as cheap as george trying to go to sleep when i'm at the mic no telling what i'll bring george's mother tonight i'll be [Applause] [ __ ] here george i was literally hacked i don't know who did that i literally don't know guys who got on my computer literally guys who got on my computer guys come on that wasn't me that little no god guys no good night guys no no no george george please please come on man my words are so fresh they smell like themselves my words are supposed to smell like a muffin your mother wait it's not loading for me your mother is it's not living for me your mother is what i like to stuff in my robot hands is shaped to crush rocks your your green hands are shaped a stroke [ __ ] wait straight strings pause pause let's go unpause your um i love it hot as a crumpet your mom came over and blew me like a trumpet you better recognize i'm the ultimate tree you might as well flee oh wait wait wait wait wait kind of yeah i said that my hands are shaped to crush rocks where's yours yeah but listen somehow somehow i got crumpet on the top one and rhymed it with trumpet that your mom's blowing me then the second one i got tree and rhymed with flea yeah oh come on if mine wasn't so scuffed because quickly messed up the stream i'm happy no i didn't i didn't mess up the stream i'm happy with it i couldn't even read off my line glitched out okay okay okay all right all right let's go let's jean's bed of carl i got just listen if he says mr beast i lose that's how it works okay let's go let's go let's go okay good good good okay i decided to go in on the robot like i don't care i don't get why there we go give us something else here we go your rhymes are about as deep as your heart rate you're a robot but still can't rhyme straight if you come at me you better bring cookies otherwise you're useless we'll be back against these rookies so it's not nice and it was clean but like that was gene a good delivery jean yeah hey for real are you here to smell me fruit sell me fruit if it's too juicy it will stain my suit are you lost do you think this was white castle folks with exact change in drive-throughs a [Laughter] dream you won your baseball game so i smacked your butt i don't care about you or your sap nap never meet with skeppy but i did and let him tap let's go oh bad's gonna i bet you basically hold something on fire that bat is going off tonight i don't know it's going now me and my crew we call ourselves the cats you and your crew are known as smelly rats there are two things in life death and bombs you're getting beat by i'm sorry you guys are absolutely boosting him after two rounds like that wasn't as good as the first all right [Music] bad strategy is going is being second in the rap so nominee i'm joking that's his strategy if i had money i wouldn't buy your mother i wish your stream would get taken over by your brother don't look oh my god oh my god what the hell what is wrong with you all right all right yo banging on your door like a george not found take the hint dream team don't want you around your rhymes are so whack they call you dream roasted so hard you'll cry and leave the stream let's go oh let's go what are you gonna leave now what are you gonna leave oh to be fair to be fair i stuttered i started at the end that was that probably might have been your win oh my god oh my god i am getting yo go against batting i promise you won't win that is literally how this game works don't even pretend otherwise he's like he's in the top two it doesn't matter we'll let the rhymes do the job quacky i tried to be nicer all right why do i go first every time okay okay okay yo hey murder on the beat so it's not nice quit looking at me with that face so smell i'm in last place and it isn't going well you have an empty trophy case collecting soil when you don't social distance it makes my blood boil guys listen if gene rhymes you have to vote gene so carl finishes below him if gene ryan oh my god that's literally pity votes if i saw you online i would swipe slant that means to be my mentor i'll be your aunt i'm sweet as honey you're sour as grapes all my favorite movies have giant apes i'm calling the cops if i lose that's not one of the cops that was actually pretty cheap to be fair jeans was actually pretty good what you guys oh my god we need to play a game where they don't know who it is so i stopped getting that would be good you personally you're an enemy yeah make me so happy money's on my mind yours is on cars the tragic rapping you have no bars oh hey kid get out my man bug wait what i submitted this round there's gonna be a 99 center no one is pretty as huge you're as useful as solar panels at midnight bro you're raging you're raging george is a poor sport and i absolutely [ __ ] demolished i literally missed it oh my god george that's a mess oh my god you might even get in first because i push him in first thank you what the hell i hope it does i got scammed i literally surprised my god i'm sorry bud okay i was out hustling while you were [ __ ] after this cursing you'll finally be admitting add fuel to the fire and you'll start to flirt go back to doing elmo voiceovers you [ __ ] pervert oh my god you could write a book called how to slither you're a man in full chain mail quackity and i am the wither forget about it i'm through being cute i'm sick of you quack can you prepare for the boot [Music] line was kind of hard to be fair was pretty good easy that was crazy i don't actually know what this vote is going to look like let's go let's go let's [ __ ] go yes oh my god oh my god this was insane oh jesus let's go what what what how the what i made i made the biggest comeback ever i lost the first round i still won what oh my god what muffins are you [ __ ] kidding me because the game scammed me what the [ __ ] language the game even if the game didn't scam you i would have gotten like nine more percent oh my god that's something they would cause then you went to talk to me and they would have heard me destroying you that is actually so what another oh my body's limber my brain's full of steamed buns i'd say fight me but know your record in 1v1 first things first i'm better than sledding kissing the bride and it's not even my wedding oh let's go yes you lost the techno blade [Applause] holy [ __ ] oh i thought there was like a good thing i wanted to watch oh mama if you hate me you'll hate my couch because your mom's always there quackity can vouch i got more bling than a housewife of northeast you got all your bling from recording with mystery [Music] place the only he only said mr beast because he knows that's how you work look at this one take it take it take a look at this chord oh my god it is my first line was pretty epic too all right let's get it let's get it all right let's go let's go i'm giant but gentle i wouldn't hurt a bird maybe you'd have more friends if you kept your word i'm just here to say tall you're the only [ __ ] that still watches football oh [ __ ] let's go let's go where the [ __ ] is carl where the [ __ ] is going to be fair oh oh look i got the football fan mad my mom always says i'm her number one love you're like that weak old trash i'm too lazy to bozo oh i'm a tenacious like a cat i'm a goddamn animal take a step out of my habitat okay okay that's fine my [ __ ] would have been insane if someone would have offered a goddamn [ __ ] reaction you know what [ __ ] it both trash no they're cracking you listen they were both trash but listen oh [ __ ] oh take the l give me the money give me the money i'm stacking up my money literally one of your lines was i'm just here to stay tall that was one of your life i'm practically magic a regular gandalf you're not a gene you might as well be random the avengers call me captain victory you're a weak computer that can't string together a story what was that that was the most [ __ ] rhyme like battle [Laughter] some say i'm flashy sometimes accessible my uncle scott is just not impressed who's there it's me glenn i'd like to get to bed by corner i don't whoever influences whoever goes this is my jam that is your tuna sit down and buckle up quackity i'm about to ruin ya you're corn on the cob i'm peach being discount skeppy is the highest goal you'll ever reach oh okay that was good that was good snap snap snaps anyone said guys we can't don't nobody reacts too hard nobody's reacting right you're so broke you can't afford likes just admit you have a bad addiction to hard mics smashing your dreams like they're made of cheerio you really made a shitty toy cooking video all right that goes what are you getting all you want i'm sorry never mind i'm sorry i ruined it of course i'm first here we go i've literally never been second here we go i'm about to kick it up and add some nutmeg okay at dream's house and for his nut you did beg check out my flow it's stronger than batman no i didn't just walk away with this iran [Laughter] i actually just roasted you not good enough oh you're out of your mind look at my eyes i'll turn you to teddy oh my name's carl i like to suck off a millionaire your mama just called you said you're bad at killing she told me that after i was done fulfilling yeah yeah yeah we no cucumber water just a hint of lime i don't got pity but i can give you a therapist don't call on mondays he's going to be pissed that's a shitty therapist here we go here we go freight trains coming right at your erect penis i would roast you but i don't know who the [ __ ] gene is better take a seat you're looking cock-sucking if you had a mom me and her would be [ __ ] oh my god i had to go in on the bot i had to go this is christ dude that's [ __ ] jesus christ's dream he could give him like a single dollar the genius that is such a good friend i'm excited to play anonymous ones so i can win again let's go i'm literally getting real that is okay gene mr gene what the [ __ ] is up with that my rhymes were good i just want to play anonymous once again i just want to play an anonymous one so i don't get screwed [ __ ] doesn't come with the manhunt speed run faceless are you about to get there you quack your brand is expired you're way too broken should i talk with beep boops so you get what i've spoken like you're like tasteless like overcooked rice if you were a person your hair would be infested with lice what i but i still join you for a lunch date okay all right let's go gene let's go jeans right gene come on brag [Music] just trying to remember what it said and say it okay that was a reckoning staring at your face is like staring at sapnap's toes you skip out on streams and ditch all your bros you'll go down in one hit tick tock i don't remember what i said dude honestly it was so good your first verse was insane i don't know but i don't know i could honestly save you but we'll see we'll see no oh my god i'm big time you just got a big penis karina's been begging for it do you even know who she is you look like you were dressed by a teacher oh no here comes carl the guy without a good feature oh my god oh my god it wouldn't if he's not it's honestly a 50 50 for me yeah i don't know about that one wait you just said a feature let's go let's go all right let's go oh [ __ ] i'm first [ __ ] you all right whatever you seem to be lost now go back to the screen your only personality trait is being [ __ ] green step aside because you're gonna get asked biggest minecrafter more like biggest [ __ ] behind a mask [Music] that was pretty good that's all the masking coming the green one is creative let's see let's see here we go here we go sorry but for you it's game on don't take your hat off you don't have your fake hair on last night in bed your mom told me you were shrinking you're already short what the [ __ ] are you thinking jesus christ you just got it absolutely [Applause] that's some actual [ __ ] that's like no he's never mind

Channel: Fardin Dhrubo

Views: 762,834

Keywords: Dream, Karl, Quackity, BBH, Badboyhalo, George, GeorgeNotFound, Dream Smp, dream smp, Quiplash, Jackbox, jackboy, Rap Battles, Rap battle

Id: kYGk_mNHL-4

Length: 23min 55sec (1435 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021