Escaping Minecraft's Funniest YouTuber Prison...

i'm in this huge prison with some of the biggest minecraft youtubers is it possible for me to escape while everyone else is going insane this prison was designed by the same guy who made the dream smp present so it's almost impossible to escape also youtube sometimes glitches and unsubscribes you so if you think you subscribed already please make sure to check you still are and enjoy the video games i hear you on the other i'm on the other side of the wall you look so good through this wall man your name looks amazing oh wow i love the vowels in that name of yours what do you think of that consonant right at the end what's a consonant they're regressing they can't even remember what consonants are what vowels are they're forgetting words my least favorite part about prison is the potential for them to learn from their mistakes jack we can't have that prison shouldn't be about rehabilitation it should be about just keeping it should be about us making money i want to make money i also want to make money jerome can you hear me through the wall bud i can't hear you through the wall mitch what's going on here i don't know but those guards seem mighty aggressive i'm not sure why they'd be so angry yeah you can't wait i can just about hear the gods of that worse them into committing as many crimes as possible while they're in here so we can extend their stay and make a lot of money what the [ __ ] exactly what we need you didn't hear that you're pissed about it maybe you should do a crime i think we're talking really loud hi what are you are you what are you gonna do about it what are you gonna are you gonna steal about it he's got us he's got us jack he's got us we gotta frame him before the warden gets here we gotta frame him got an idea i've gotta take these eggs sure holy [ __ ] he's got eggs you gave me these eggs can we come do roll call charlie this is just you just oh so now so now you're making the orders here no why don't you leave the roll call and we'll see how many hours how many seconds we can we can knock off your sentence all right okay thank you this way hi james oh would you like to make out oh come on you want me to do the role cool yeah yeah we're really off to a late start here and usually we'd be responsible for that but today it's you tommy okay i'll i'll you want me to one of my childhood favorite youtubers [Music] [Applause] [Music] where do you get this pot what part this part over there come with me okay oh boss sam you be quiet it's pronounced torso you know what this preserves brought me a blue orc oh that's so sweet where the hell did you get this blue orchid you got a man on the [ __ ] inside no i got it from the pot on the inside search them get against the wall get against the wall there's a little crevice here the searching crevice that's not the only crevice we're going to say i just want some wood to stand on to get the attention this is my nub roco can you guys get james hey man we're doing we're doing roll call you're gonna have to make your way over there okay okay thank you i thought i was for i can't get out please hey sam do you like do you fancy letting me out to go for roll call i feel like it's it's integral otherwise you guys think i've escaped or something nope okay how do i really need to do this role called charlie's humiliating figure it out quick or you're going in solitary welcome back to the prison boys i've only got one introvert we are gonna do a lot of staying in jail we're gonna do a lot of praising we're gonna praise god because god loves prison oh [ __ ] this you're in prison but god's in have you thought about what you did oh you know i'm not proud of myself but i feel like i deserve to join the roll call that's what i think i deserve i agree and maybe a little gift so any any food no be hungry that's fine but that's not what about my rights sam you know what they should call you phil get back in there you wanna know why they should call you you wanna i'm not in do you wanna know why they you know what you wanna know why don't you stay here yes let me hear you because you're an awful dude [Music] you like that so uh can i get that out now that was good right that's uh no please i can't stop how did he get he's trying to escape the prison simon i don't want them to see you simon i feel like if they oh he's on fire i i i feel like if they come back and see you simon they might do something to you one day we're gonna get out of here i'm gonna get some wheat and you're gonna follow they follow wheat right just a bunch of hooligans in here let's open the i think it's cell blocking did we even did we even do a roll call today was here whoa holy don't go in there without me don't do that they're not gonna they're not gonna get out of here though so like what's the point of doing that holy [ __ ] they should not be here they should definitely not be here [Music] no whatever you do don't press these buttons they will kill you every button is is linked to a bomb in a different prisoner and if you don't wait wait you closed the gate what did we just not what do we run i out make the rules man that was the bomb can we go get food please guys the door is opening the door is opening you can go get food i guess oh my god wow he's already leaving what are you trying to do why are you here it's cafeteria time is this not the cafeteria no this is pool greenhouse pool yard jim okay you know what i'm also intrigued by a greenhouse pool yard gym let's take a dip in the luscious pool water where's the pool oh good heavens i need a life first and so you need more than a life best i think to survive in there just for like the heck of it but i didn't do a crime no no i know but neither did i but you didn't do a crime no no no no no i'm just here for the friends all right turbo you know the first rule of guarding freedom means no one's your friend in here except me because we're friends as we've just established mitch they got a church in here a church wait we should go inform the pastor i got hey listen man i got a little extra body of christ stashed up you're okay if you're if you're [ __ ] if you if you uh do a little extra praying yeah yeah yeah yeah what's this prisoner doing come on you know what come with me come with me charlie this is this is part of church this is part of church can we set jesus free the man's been in a cell for 10 minutes [Music] especially it's confession time okay uh so so basically you had a really good lawyer oh my god he's [ __ ] dead sam why do we have a portal to hell in our church let's try this again you confessed a little too hard and satan took you straight to him so let's go into one of these other booths what did you do to him what did you do to beijing canadian why'd you kill him wow that was really easy you handled that really well prison entry it could also be used as an out tree entry the buttons are there the buttons up there there's no way it's gonna be left open though yeah it's not over we gotta get the key but i watched the guy use the door before yeah he has a warden key you need you need a key is there anything maybe that you would like to say to get off your chest just because we do have you on accounts of second-degree manslaughter i'm just it really seems like it was first that's what they put me in here for are you getting all this sam are you [ __ ] kidding and so can you just keep going with that a little bit what what exactly did you do so back in the old days we had this ritual charlie is that hey we're giving confession here this is back when i'm drunk i took him took him into the death hey and i took his diamond axe from him and i stuck it where the sun don't shine oh my god and just for the not record where where do the sun not shine tommy probably knows tommy please step up there okay and there he goes oh hello how about what you did yeah i thought a lot sam i feel like i i shouldn't have made a pun out of your name i've had a lot of time to think about it and i regret it i don't think you're an awful dude i oh oh my god that happened so quickly on my screen uh you should give me that key man i could probably do it a little slower than you uh i feel like you know maybe i should just be the your little key guy you know no well good chat i'm gonna start planning my breakout what i need is food okay what the [ __ ] oh i can mine stuff now yes yes get me carrots please carrots in fact in fact in fact can you get hay bale so i can craft a hay block why why would you want to do that but it's a surprise for the gu you know it's nearly guard charlie's birthday he's his mother is his birthday soon he's not friends with me yet so i don't care no okay it's really jack's birthday as well he would have told me we have a bond we ate mashed potatoes together it's nearly beat mr big's birthday who's mr big you can just mine it quick money quick money quick give me the week hey we have we taken note of the fact that us being the two main guards are both in here and and all all the prisoners are i mean i mean the new guard that i appointed i mean you know he should jack who's the new guard you appointed uh the tubo oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go james you're with us we're you're with us we've got a potential we got a potential break we got a potential break james what what yes i'm one of the guards no no no no no no we've already had this mistake once you're not one of the guards you're just helping oh i get paid for this no you avoid the fungus that's your reward the [ __ ] what's the fungus i've been locked in my cell this whole whole time all right well you're lucky you've not been fungused prior wait wait wait wait they're coming it's not like infection hi what are we doing inside of well this is looking to get some wheat to make a hay bale for some reason now what would someone like you decidedly not horses need with a bale of hay we're gonna need dried grass to live more like a hamster i'm a hamster well in that case hello let's get a tube for this hamster let's get it no way well no no i wouldn't necessarily oh he loves me oh this is so humiliating wait let me out there you hand me that fungus oh i love this for my hamstring body [Applause] and i love this wonderful tube if only i had some classic deep into your uv light oh i love my uvula i love my madagascar i what else i'm just like hamsters it's true they love the movie madagascar as well as the place and all of the sequels the only thing i love more than madagascar is a key wait a second guys i don't think i've ever seen a hamster with a key before not for a long just a little kid it's just a little hamster it couldn't hurt to give it a kiss right hamster over there wait let me get a closer look at that [ __ ] a hamster over hey [Music] charlie i think you've been duped he's i he's kind of gone wait a second but then where's the hamster that's it thank you for drawing my attention to that i'm promoting you to honorary guard thank you so much we're gonna need your help you and your you and your fat [ __ ] uvula back at the throaty mix wait wait they got the gutter in the gut room's going regardless you get back here oh you're gonna get fungus don't mind if my voice weren't cracking this would be really intimidating lucky donkey who do you think you are wow what the [ __ ] are you really want to go are you ready that's the action game okay wait do you really like working here do you really like working again wait where's the gate oh why did that be [ __ ] you [ __ ] i saw freedom i love freedom in the eyes i looked in the eyes oh patient jerome ordinarily you guys are dangerous prisoners but we have a serious situation on our hands we may have a potential jailbreak from tommy in it so right now i'm gonna i'm promoting you guys to honorary guards of this prison okay i just gotta get this off my chest okay one of the prisoners he pretended to be a hamster and i believed it and he took my key and he ran away because he said there was another hamster and i went to look and he tricked me okay but that's not gonna happen again well i have my three loyal guards here okay dude repeat after me guys it will never happen again yeah i will never hamster again yeah so can you give me like give me like the one two how does this operation work then well one the prison entry probably shouldn't be open i'm gonna be honest you come with me so we can both witness this together let's go close the door all right look watch i'm gonna go close it now there they're closing is a bit of a security create joy you you go i'm gonna find another guy well not good well this is rather not pogba's [Music] i distinctly remember guards having weapons that's the whole part of their job [Music] oh nice one i am shelf no well i guess i'll turn a blind eye see you later bye-bye no you just carry on this is and we are in fact locked outside there must be another way to get in okay this is your first lesson this is your first lesson i didn't mean to activate my hyper warp so soon hey jack oh hey we're like outside the prison step back step back we're getting fit right everyone in everyone here listen to me i give you permission to man the control room thank you i will man the control room think i'm out of it oh no oh no wooden sam we have an issue they have closed the door to the cell block and locked us out i feel like all of you have made a mess of this go dig through that wall so we can get into the control room i won't fail you sam bail time mail time i guess you could say i'm taking out mail [Music] i haven't experienced manual labor in seven years yes why did we just get ready with this one hey that's tommy up there that's tommy up there go go go go prison what that sounds good it's a strap is that door open wait is this a trap i don't know what what wait what is this is this all we needed to do we just need to walk out the [ __ ] door wait wait no no no i can't go without simon my chicken steve simon we gotta go save simon i have simon right here that's not simon that's that's a byproduct of simon [ __ ] that's kind of [ __ ] up hey what are you doing hey guardians why did you shoot the game you know i'm it's sam's getting down to retirement and i'm sumo is under my i thought we were all we're always trying to escape together my good friend yeah but you're a hamster bro remember the lesson i was talking about yeah what's the lesson let's learn call it heads or tails heads no i'm heads n your tails no no you call tails okay he didn't even know but because he lost [Music] wait i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm going to die don't turn around hey guys guys he's my best friend in the whole world maybe he likes to shower he must be clean oh i found him he's all grown up what is [Music] i'll kill her [Music] well i'm not sure which one of you did it so i'm just going to give you all three years on your sentence oh j james it's okay james it'll be okay i know you can't see me right now it worked what what the all right simon i'll eat that [ __ ] oh god i'm trapped in here with [ __ ] psychopaths and now i'm gonna eat you my mouth is wide for humans i got a [ __ ] mushroom go go mitchell quicker now you're blocking the way oh mom let's get in the escape god it's crazy he's going crazy he's trying to eat us he's trying to eat everything okay this seems wrong james lost his mind mr big i think it's time for our afternoon swim what do you think i think i think everyone needs to head to the pool i agree i agree oh my body has been through enough oh oh it stinks in here it's time to take a swim wow this is just this water is just thick in the deep end this water is truly just thick tommy put you put your mouth under this is going to build a resistance charlie you're the swim coach here you don't want me to do this you got to show me what you're capable of oh oh my god oh my god you didn't happen to swallow any of that water did you it's just a lot of microbes oh i saw there's a lot of that water good work the more the stronger okay now get on this [Music] guys we got it we got it wow sam something was in that water i'll tell you that now i feel refreshed i'd like to think good enough to play a game no it well i just found something that i think ward and sam would be quite interested in so okay comfortable i found something which was a little bit shocking have you been in this room there is so much blood we've got we've got slices just when you think it can't get any more diabolical we've got barrels to come this is this is an impressive amount that is [Music] you know what i want each of you to go get a prisoner and bring him in here and show me what you can do in here that's what i want before i leave let me just say my common catchphrase it's better to sink in the [ __ ] than come in the sink i'm gonna be honest it looks like you've done both freedom oh the blue was it this easy okay can go [ __ ] you big prison land land ho oh my god this is the game it goes nothing wait wait i know where i am [Music] oh they [ __ ] up i [ __ ] up oh would you look at that i'm right here prisoners everyone we're gonna get something out of you but it's not gonna be a confession is everyone coming yep wrong answer not yet hold it in now i'm gonna need you to come right over here i'm gonna need you to come right over here no i'm gonna need you to come right over here what yeah i'm here no i'm gonna need you to come right over here yeah okay i see you chose option two so i didn't choose i don't he told me to come here wait wait wait wait wait a second wait a second wait a second we've got a lot of people coming and going right now but where the [ __ ] is tommy i gotta rescue all the boys they were always kind to me let's rescue them all asian jerome hey they're getting weird they're getting weird it's time for the nut smasher 3000 mr big guys commence the mashing get ready for the monster mash it was a great come splash take this boat head to the nearest island oh and they don't take the same boat wait who do i need to still get james james is going oh what what no he's a gunner to the complaints of come lysium you finally got to come leaving guys we should really find tommy can someone let me out i think i'm all juiced up i mean juiced out we'll see if word of what we are doing here ever gets out we are so [ __ ] here's what i need you guys to do get to that nether portal and wait there and i'll show up and if i don't make it out alive don't come back for me sure you don't want us to row into battle with you that just certainly not that's so very unhelpful you listen to me you listen to me you need to return to come brilliant there's a boat flip figure it out yourself mitch you suck [Music] you know i'm going to be honest with you guys one of them got away wait really [ __ ] yeah he's around the left-hand side we should probably we should probably move in for that you know slime circle all right wouldn't be a little minecraft without us punching a little wood to make a boat would it you're right we're cooped up in there working all the time we yeah we deserve this let's go find the escapee you really think they're out here it's kind of kind of nice to finally feel the sun to hear the polar bears on our completely ice ice free island honestly i've never seen the outside world either at least it's been so long i forget what sand sand mr big i need to feel it on my toes it's starting to occur to me take it off maybe we were the prisoners go go go go go go fire exit was that there the whole time well yeah but it wasn't open we're gonna go you gotta go you gotta go oh [ __ ] wait wait wait wait which way do you go wait this is the world's least helpful fire exit yeah i'll be honest our health and safety is not great here can i just say jack in your prison this is the possible worst like fire exit do you want to just jack do you want to just go do you really want to work here i don't want to just go how about maybe i want to just go [Music] pick up the pieces if things go wrong we can break it down yo we fooled him with the lego house again it never welcome our two guests to our survival let's play episode one listen to that sand between your toes listen to it listen to it as you walk awesome like my stuff dude that's it jerome you escape i'm gonna go in for the last lads all right [Music] but james [Music] what the [ __ ] where am i i got put in a bowl of something and it and it was okay what have they done to you james i don't know man i was brought into this room i was told to i i think charlie said come here and then it was just euphoria i've just been deep into a sense of finality in my life here we go i thought this would fly why why would you think that it is a boat all you do is disappoint me oh [ __ ] yeah there he goes what's he doing actually no i'm getting 11. oh [Music] should we go back

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Length: 25min 53sec (1553 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 08 2022