Tasting Fast Food for Kids so you don't have to

hi i'm carthage and this is mold and how are you mold anne you getting old these days today i am eating happy meals i'm gonna try to compare the different happy meals from different restaurants i'm an adult i haven't had a half meal in a very long time and i feel like people don't care anymore instead of like the classic happy meal box i just got this bag like hello part of the happy meal is like the packaging we've got a tiny little juice here for mcdonald's we've got a tiny little fry that's a lot of fries though for a little kid my staff is gonna be really happy today with all the food that they get to eat we have the classic apple slices the apple slices used to come with caramel do they still what is this yogurt okay four nuggets it's not enough i didn't even know nuggets came in four okay well on the bright side sorry everybody i'm eating this whole thing maybe you can have yogurt if you want some as a 90s kid when i went to mcdonald's i i got to play in this entire play place and they've since shut those down because kids care more about ipads these days and they were actually very dangerous and unsanitary but the toys i feel are also quite lacking what even is that it's a battleship thing you want to play battleships battleship yogurt the apple slices don't even come with caramel anymore and you only get like four measly nuggets at least you get sweet and sour however that being said mcdonald's is one of the finest fast food restaurants there is like and i've had this before it's gonna taste good of course it is i have heard that they put um calcium as sorbate ascorbate calcium is cool bait they put calcium ascorbate on here to maintain the colors of the apples so the apples don't go brown i've always thought that mcdonald's apples are like they stay pretty for a very long time and when i was younger i always wondered why these taste like a vegetable i don't like that i need scissors no kid would ever be able to open this by themselves nor would they want to normally want to i don't know why but i've always found yogurt in a little tube to be very appetizing like look at that yummers i don't know why i just think it looks so it just looks like candy you know only three grams of sugar only 25 calories in this thing very good this is a tough decision because i'm actually come with me why come with me i mean stay with me here i have a tier list that i'm going to make of the happy meals for clarity purposes we're calling all of them happy meals but mcdonald's has the happy meal branding i really would like to put mcdonald's in s tier because they invented it but i haven't tried the others yet so i'm going to give it a for now we'll see how that goes as a canadian this is probably going to be my first and last time eating chick-fil-a um that being said i really want to know what all of the americans in my discord are consistently talking about when they talk about chick-fil-a i've never had this before i know what it looks like because every time i go to the states i always see these fries on every cafeteria table this kid's meal was supposed to come with a little book but it didn't i don't know if i should deduct points from that or not maybe we should just focus on the food because there are problems you can find with this brand the sauce here is chick-fil-a sauce it doesn't even say sweet and sour it doesn't say like honey mustard it just says chick-fil-a sauce once again we have a four-piece i love fried chicken but chick-fil-a is so popular and i guess i'm about to find out why these are the tiniest little things so tiny it came with a fruit punch as well this is a lot of fries for a kid like why give them only like one bite of chicken one bite of protein and the rest is all carbs i don't know four nuggets does not seem like a lot that being said when i was a kid i used to eat a quarter of a fish fillet from mcdonald's so we'll see [Music] oh have you read chick-fil-a before never chicken oh yeah you're vegetarian it is really tasty the fries are kind of kind of bad but the chicken it's better than chicken nuggets of course 100 all right i hate to do this but where's my chick-fil-a stamp i'm freaking out right now because like i don't want them to be on s but they're really good if i had this as a kid i'd be absolutely ecstatic i can't ew red lobster kids meal you've got to be kidding me like what am i going to do eat a lobster oh oh they've got the lemon butter they've got sour cream is this a lobster tail this is a kid's lobster tail people get this for their kids what is the kid gonna do with this many biscuits hi my name is gertrude iii i'm 16. oh i am six years old and this is my kid's meal see you take the lobster i prefer my lobster with a little dip of lemon butter okay could do without the biscuit this is just a potato straight up fat potato oh i hate it as i eat the whole lobster like i can't say no to lobster lobster is absolutely delicious but like i don't know if i would have liked this as a kid so lobster butter fantastic combo potato three biscuits it's just kind of awkward to me i don't like it i feel like this is too fishy for what i would have liked as a kid but i guess i am reading these as an adult and as an adult i don't like it either when i think happy meal i think inexpensive i think 13 is like a bit too expensive you can get a 13 meal at any fast food place that being said this is a little bit healthier it's just like a baked potato and a lobster tail but it's not making me happy i don't like it it kind of deserves a d i might have to move it down i feel like the lobster kids meal doesn't make any sense because it's just lobster and then carbs and more carbs and there's like no veggies there's like no nothing to like balance it out mcdonald's tried to hit you up with like some apples some yogurt they tried to make it well-rounded chick-fil-a actually didn't try to make it well-rounded but that chicken was it was really good i just i don't want to talk about it i do like the taste of the lobster but i don't want to just eat lobster and lemon butter and carbs like if your kid is cultured enough to eat a lobster tail in the first place surely they could eat some like asparagus or broccoli or like something on the side burger king yay they got big fries at burger king like even for a kid that's a lot of fries a whopper junior very good size for a little burger a whopper has a lot on it and then kids bites i guess this is like their answer to chick-fil-a's chicken hopefully it's better a chicken and a burger chicken and a burger yeah it's a and a shake look how gigantic i mean this was 60 cents extra but like this is way too much it's very tasty but like as someone who doesn't like to like drink sugar it's a lot for me look at this little baby whopper oh it's so cute adorable this didn't come with sauce like it did at chick-fil-a so it's just chicken and there's ketchup but i don't like ketchup so oh look at the inside of this what is it oh oh there's macaroni and cheese in this i will say that the whopper is a great burger it's the thing that put burger king on the map and this junior whopper tastes exactly like a big whopper it's a reasonable size i don't know whose idea this was but it was a horrendous idea but like the burger the fries the shake they all taste very good it doesn't feel like a well-balanced meal like i was talking about before but it doesn't gross me out like red lobster was just about red lobster there i know i'm glad we moved it down this is my dad's one of my dad's favorite restaurants swiss la a big deal being made for rotisserie chicken oh this one comes with juice a little zebra on it cute i assume this is the oh dirt and worms an absolute classic they're patented gravy which i will say very delicious that is a large portion if i was a kid i would have drank it so i don't know how safe that is and they give you plum sauce as well so they give you a different choice of sauces chicken nuggets fries dirt and worms and uh sauce it's a pretty good combo the chicken strip with the gravy is very good because there's nothing else like it it's got that swiss alley taste mmm i'm actually impressed so all of this goes very well with apple juice i will say dirt and worms it's only one worm but this is a really good portion if you're not aware of what dirt and worms is it's essentially like chocolate pudding gummy worm and oreos like cookie crumble on top it sounds like very overpowering but it's very good i actually really like this meal i'm gonna eat it i'm gonna eat the whole thing sweatshirt let you impress me you really do it's time to eat fresh this is subway now i recently read on reddit that the bread in subway in some countries has too high of sugar content to classify as bread due to their regulation i mean i've been eating subway sandwiches ever since i was a kid i used to go swimming and then rollerblading and then i'd work out and then i do sit ups like i was like a really weird hyperactive kid and subway always hit the spot for me now with this oh is that just turkey so essentially they're giving you a six inch yeah yeah they're giving you a six inch there is like a very strong sweetness to it six inch two cookies and a drink it's a good well-rounded meal i just don't like subway i can't even i can't i can't so you're a little kid trying to get into your boston pizza caesar salad and you cut your thumb to death anyways caesar salad juice box cookie this is boston pizza by the way canadian branch and the cutest little tiny pizza this is a well-rounded meal i respect this i need to wash my hands though and put a band-aid on caesar salad i mean we all know how it's gonna go it's just romaine lettuce and croutons i just like the fact that there's a salad involved and caesar dressing i mean it's good but that's just way too much dressing for a kid it is nice they put the dressing on the side so it doesn't get soggy now i hate this pizza but it's like one of the instant pizzas a kid would like this is the kind of pizza you got at the arcade and like you're thrilled super cheesy you only get one topping on the kids pizza kids are simple plain cheese pizza okay this is a good cookie you know why it's very soft i'm pleased i'm pleased with this orange juice goes good with it i've noticed that there's not many toys in these kids meals but i feel like kids have everything they need these days in their phones so i am impressed by boston pizza i'm gonna put it up here with swiss chalet actually you know what there's no reason why it shouldn't be up here with mcdonald's although like i do prefer the nut like if you said nuggets or pizza let's talk about a little restaurant that i've never thought to go to in my life unless i'm in an airport this is the harvey's kid's meal um what okay cheese fries interesting this is not poutine yes it is it's gravy it's cheese but a lot of people think that it's just any gravy and any cheese actually the type of gravy and cheese you use are crucial to poutine that's why i think this is very ambitious because if it's wrong i'm looking at the f oh god oh doesn't harvest make burgers but the kids get the hot dogs [Music] maybe it's because i've eaten so much food already i'm like full but like honey no this looks like mozzarella this does not look like poutine cheese no no bad okay so this is vegetarian gravy which i actually don't have that big of a problem with for poutine but there's just so much sugar in it that it's just so sweet and this cheese like it needs to be like you know it needs to be like the montreal like squeaky cheese otherwise it's not a poutine and i won't eat i feel really bad do it chicken listen i'm like i eat you in airports and you do a good job but today is just not your day for me okay but okay i need to make sure hey taste that gravy no the last time i was in la i was like oh my goodness like in and out is good but like we should go to a w one of these days and they were like what's that welcome to the a w experience fruit to go chocolate milk star wars bandit boston pizza really got me good root beer sucker i can i can live with that a w what do you feed your kids i really don't want to be one of those like strict moms that like doesn't let her kids eat anything but like this is actually scaring me i mean i'll let them have it every once in a while but i hope they'll like my cooking more oh that's so cute little chicken buddy burger chicken buddy burger and w fries their fries are absolutely delicious chocolate milk got a shaker well it's hard to open things with this band-aid honestly i kind of want to demote boston pizza for messing my finger up so badly like that's dangerous oh but i guess if i'm the mom i'll open it for them can we open this i can't there's my thumb don't work will you kiss my booboo oh no you're supposed to eat your burger root beer sucker chicken buddy burger ooh it's got pickles chubby chicken a w is very very good i like that they're fries very good i told you to open this for me i thought you mentioned i can't i've got a band-aid on taquito life is getting value we all know that we're poisoning ourselves when we eat fast food and our children as well but like it's really nice when you get a bunch of different things like this fruit leather oh that's a good one nice fruit to go you did it milk to go sucker to go i would be thrilled absolutely thrilled with this we've completed all of our food i'm just gonna make sure that this is accurate all right because i don't really know where to put aw yet i feel like a w really knocked this out of the park thinking back the chick-fil-a was what was it chicken and fries and that's it i didn't even like the waffle fries i was just i was blown away by the chicken so i'm gonna reorganize this just chicken alone chick-fil-a does win but we're talking about happy meals we're not talking about my biases as far as happy meals go mcdonald's are you an ester i think e w deserves the s good fries good burgers good fruit leather they have their own sucker a w wins because they have the most well-rounded like um i get to eat a bunch of different things mcdonald's it's good for the same reasons as a w it's just that they don't have the sucker at the end the toy's garbage nobody wants it like i took it down from s because the toy's still garbage swiss la boston pizza and chick-fil-a any kid would be thrilled to go with their parents here burger king why are you in c that's really low for you because of the macaroni bites i think oh yeah that'll do it that'll do it subway it's just not good red lobster it's just like carbs in a lobster tail like get over yourself and harvey's very offensive deeply offensive but they do make a good burger when you're starving that is my happy meal fast food tier list i know that i couldn't try them all but this is the most that i could humanly eat in one day i hope that you guys enjoyed it let me know where you just viciously disagree with me because i i'd really like to know and don't come for me this is all just based on flavor okay i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you'd like to see me again make sure you hit push notifications and i'll see you on the next one bye

Channel: Gloom

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Length: 15min 31sec (931 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020