Taskmaster NZ Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Heat Stoke.' | Full Episode

[Music] I'm peeing in the water got to be faster than [Music] that Koto welcome all to Taskmaster my name is Jeremy Wells and according to a television contract overseen by several high-profile entertainment lawyers I am the Taskmaster few months ago I set four Comedians and one overachieving radio host a series of complex tasks tonight we will watch them attempt those tasks Revel in their successes and take particular Delight in their embarrassing failure our contestants tonight are David kareus guy Montgomery Laura Daniel mat he there Carlson none of them know how they've done in these tasks and tonight I will be judging them ranking them from best to worst and ass ing a numerical value to their selfworth assisting me in all things Administration both on and off screen it's my trusty assistant Paul [Music] Williams I I appreciate you guys clapping because I'm actually feeling kind of down at the moment I'm entering what is known as the dark period of any man's life when they're too old to play rool in the sound of music but not old enough to play Captain Von tra in the sound feel like you could play one of the Nazis it's not the same Paul knows all our tasks inside out he's so passionate about the role it's almost pathetic would you like to introduce your first tasp make me the happiest man in the world our first task is as always a prize task whoever's brought in the best prize will get five points and whoever has the most points at the end of an episode will take home all five prizes so tonight take off your jerseys and put on your oven mitts these five people have brought in the hottest thing the hottest thing let's turn up the heat who's first Laura well the task is bring in the hottest thing so I bought in an iron and it's particularly hot because of where it comes from I mean hot on multiple levels true story about that photo the billboard just happened to be 200 M from my grandmother's house she was 91 when she saw that and she lasted another month she died of heat stroke that's cold it it's cold Isla yes what did you bring in well what is hotter than believing in yourself and uh I brought in a picture of me uh oh and can I just say that absolutely ruined the lounge but I think it was worth it you can see a bit of nip in there yeah I don't think you needed to point that out yeah David uh I made this I'm pretty hot I'm constantly sweating so why not be me but if you turn it around I've lined it with deep heat so if you were to wear this mask you would be burning that is intense it looks scary but not hot you're right like he's Illuminating himself doesn't look hot but [ __ ] it'll feel hot Matt what did you bring in well Jerry as you know you and me are on radio and some experts one day realized that our audience was about 99.9% male and uh they wanted to sort of invite woman along uh so there was a photo shoot it was originally just going to be you but then then it was both of us then I I think it came out really hot so I've had it framed wow that is cute at best I remember it well yeah I didn't frame my version of it what ises it plug into well that's an interesting point you've brought up there because I didn't think that was quite hot enough so it's actually got an element in there to actually heat it up so it can work as a heater brings us to guy well after this parade of self- delusion I've brought in what is genuinely the hottest thing in the world I think you'll find and that is a a slice of tomato from the middle of a toasted sandwich [Applause] their thing is molten uh when was it cooked uh well it was it was cooked a while ago but the thing with the slice of tomato in the middle of a toasted sandwich is they stay that hot forever the only way to cool one of those down is is in a cruel and ironic twist eating it okay let's score that round should we I got to say I I don't find myself particularly hot I I see what you have done Laura and I see what Matt has done by bringing in photos that have me associated with them I didn't say you were hot I was saying I was hot I have to give you guys the lowest points David I thought yours was hot but terrifying at the same time so three points mine Burns people it's so hot you should be happy with three thank you I Four Points okay cuz yes tomatoes are hot coming out of toasted sandwich thank you jery machines and that was so hot smoking right I have one framed and waiting for you in the dressing room I love that I'd love that currently that HS Ura in the lead with five points but with such a lavish prize pool there is literally everything to play for shall we go to the Taskmaster house yes I'm in mood for a tasty task okay I should clarify that actually this task does involve a Brussels sprout which famously not very tasty but uh anyway here it [Music] is hello Paul it's exciting what's going on here oh yuck why is that moist I'm nervous about this float this brussel sprout down from the balcony longest float time wi you have 20 minutes and one floating attempt your time starts say the word please now down there ah yes I've got an idea I'm going to go look for some stuff is that okay yes don't follow me I wasn't going [Applause] to this is quite a tricky one because by their very nature Paul brussels sprouts they do not float correct yes the average weight of a brussel sprout is about 25 G whereas a feather famously good for floating only weighs about 0.0082 G so were these contestants able to convince a brussel sprout to lose 99.9 96% of its body weight here's Ura and Matt so what I'm thinking here is some sort of origan no origam origami so what are you thinking can build it a little parachute balloon propulsion out the back and then if I set it on fire it'll look cool you would have G balloon wouldn't you I'm not sure but I don't have helium in my lungs see what I'm getting out see what I'm getting it we got 16 and 1/2 minutes you made me a buzz kill with that sorry you stand to see what I'm trying to do here not really people so far so good that was pretty good [Music] yeah all right lucky I didn't lose that technique cuz that's [ __ ] okay I think I'm I'll go down to judge it are you going to jump I was just going to walk you seen that movie up yep it's very similar to that with those helium balloons H look good you got 3 minutes 25 I don't have time to that search the whole house for helium 3 2 1 that was actually not fair that was actually surprised by that can you hear that yeah that's concerning can you hear that that's a problem oh here we [Music] go very very disappointed in that I just fell straight in like I think it would have probably traveled the same Speed without all the balloons yeah you look disappointed in me you did your best yeah that's the that's what really hurts hey thanks that's what really hurt you happy with that event Matt no I'm not happy with it I was about to quit at that point actually that was I went into a deep depression that was the first day do you think the Brussels sprout would have gone down slower without the balloons I did time a Brussels sprout falling on its own and it took about 1.8 seconds and how long was mine Matt was 2.48 seconds yes so he did and urula 2.8 seconds up next to floater brussel sprout is David coros I found the helium oh [Music] F no oh [ __ ] oh Jesus I didn't think about a way to tie it sh [Applause] [ __ ] they [Music] popping no I didn't let all [ __ ] where's the letter [Laughter] [Applause] gra oh my God oh my qu is so sore you PR that for me okay 3 two [Music] [Applause] one can't see it any [Applause] [Music] more going Beyond there up in the rafters that was impressive thank you an impressive botus crack as well on the way back down thank you thank you Mr Jeremy would you say that it floated no down it didn't come down it's disqualified I did look up the average flight time for a standard balloon filled with helium and it's about 12 hours so I've logged David's time as 12 hours now hang on a minute what's the time with the brussel sprout attached how much time do you think should be knocked off for the brussel sprout well what was mine we'd have to knock off 11 hours 59 minutes and 57.5 seconds I'm my to it I'm open to it yeah I floated longer going down from the top of those things than your yeah but you had helium we didn't have helium surely no one's going to be able to talk 12 who's to say well I am I I was there I saw it but let's watch here's Laura Daniel and Guy Montgomery I need to find something that floats in the water something like this this quick how powerful is this bad boy let's plug it in and just quickly see you you ready to start I'll start it okay see if that works I'm going to go with PL B this is why we come up with multiple plans at was I need to put water in this [Music] first it's good I hope this doesn't back we the duck how did boats explod not really sure someone had to figure that out I'm ready to start okay I can't burp properly they come out as croaks okay oh there oh wow yeah this is my brussel sprout float it [Music] started should we start our descent okay does it stop when it touches the ground stops when the Brussels sprout stops floating oh what are you thinking I'm thinking of tying [Music] it have fun okay still floating i h to side that's pretty clever yeah that's pretty clever well the time to beat was 12 hours and both of them did so they actually stayed there floating throughout shooting of many more tasks who's Russell Sprout took the shortest amount of time to get down the shortest was Matt one point for Matt thank you two points for urula three points for David and four and five points are still at play wow okay so that's going to make for an interesting scoreboard how does that work yes currently in second place with six points is David and leading is urela with seven okay onwards and upwards then we ready for another task I think we are really what do you mean we're not getting closure on this you have no idea I spent all the task master seeing that [ __ ] bucket hanging up there that was the first episode and I was like there's some [ __ ] in there there's [ __ ] in there we filmed this once a week it was there on the fourth week it was so long Laura I'm so proud of you was such a good way to do it I just like to take a second to uh talk about Guy's new t-shirt that's not you again is it that is me again yes it was a I think a tinker Val dress you're looking good Paul right PS onwards and upwards I'm ready for another task sure thing Jeremy Wells it's time for an Extreme Makeover lab [Music] Edition hey Paul hello man amen I like this room I feel like this is what it would be like to be on the inside of a condom smells good okay transform this room when the lights go out you will have 30 seconds of Darkness most spectacular transformation wins your time starts when you say not going to say it you can say it I can't say it you can say it you're sus I can't say it let there be dark let there be dark let there be dark cool transform this room there's nothing in here you can bring stuff in oh I see from other places so you have to transform the room while the lights are out yes but I can plan it now you can plan it yeah you can take your time I want you in the room okay you won't be wearing that what will I be wearing depends how many animals we get want something that the last three years of television's taught us that there's nothing better than a good old renovation of a room that's very true Jeremy Wells would you like to see one I would love to okay it's urela Carlson this is my room transformation it's basically what goes on in the inside of my soul you know in those Quiet Moments when people think about the mistakes they've made in their life I think about this turn the lights off let there be dark let there be dark [Music] oh work PA here let's see if we can loosen you up a b what is this loosen up juice get them [Applause] down you [Music] do my God it's getting wher look hungry [Music] no that's like constipated no like like that do you want kids one day po maybe I don't know if you're going to get them M but some point you've got to leave this poor boy alone Paul is just always there then that was what's in the inside of my mind me pole dancing weirdly yes it keeps me centered and focused on other [ __ ] how did you feel about that he liked it I guess I liked it look at his smile he loves it Paul if you need to get out you blink three times next his name rhymes with DIY Montgomery it's guy Montgomery Let There Be [Music] Darkness what it's a regular Farm what an incredible transformation you're a move hello you got to move move well move just another day an honest dollar down here in um rural New Zealand huh you can take it easy now F animals how was that well you know pretty good it feels different from what I imagined I mean we had no idea that that was a farm until he said this is just a regular Farm yeah it it does pay to say where you are sometimes you said that it was different than you imagined yes I thought it would feel a little bit more like a farm who have we got next po well she can drastically change a room with nothing but her smile and some power tools it's Laura Daniel let there be dark all right let's get this party started woo hit that b yeah woohoo woo oh yeah sick party grind it yeah what it blue man wo oh SM what a transformation all right cool shots on me everyone there's actually a lot of impressive stuff going on there but DJ assm I've seen the short film it's great I did also ask for the morph suits to have the the ass cut out but the camera crew weren't that Keen see as they were in the suits should we have a look at another room Reno pool here's the man I like to call Matt Heath it's Matt Heath okay task master you don't like me I don't like you but you are going to like this let there be dark [Music] up [Music] fantastic most spectacular Show on [Music] Earth [Music] wole jugle po juggling spectular [Music] roll woo right C us who you thinking there well you said you could juggle but you didn't him not juggling was the least problem and that to be fear I mean what had that elephant done to you no say I was wrangling it I was trying to get it to do something something I was on the trapeze that's a I do want to apologize to Matt cuz I feel like my poor juggling ruined what would have otherwise been perfect yeah yeah as I say pretty happy with that so I'm looking forward to the points I think there's one more is there there is one more it's David coros most spectacular transformation wins your time starts when you say okay can I say that last line or will it start instantly if I say that last line you can say it now I can say it now you can say it now as part of the task okay cool Co cool your time starts when you say Let There be dark okay no I [ __ ] no you did it he going in did it you did it you did it I told you not to do [Laughter] it [Applause] I was I didn't want to revert to this but you made me rever to this that was genuinely a mistake you're allowed to say it once I didn't obviously explain that well enough to the lighting guy okay can that count can that count as my think [Laughter] yeah you happy with that this is all I got you tricked me I mean I said the room is is quite different it's quite it feels very different should we turn the lights back out yes please so something strange happened there didn't it on a number of levels it it genuinely was not meant to be a stitch up also he he actually had less than half the time in the dark uh he got naked in just under 12 seconds this is tricky to score I feel like David gets one I know okay was potentially the least spectac that's saying something that changed the vibe in the room if felt very different I it was one of those things where you had to be there to really feel it I I got a pretty clear idea we all did what I caught up there was a moment TV is about moments so why the [ __ ] would I Rob them of that moment I mean I'm competitive and I'm out there for the points but he makes a pretty compelling argument Laura I thought that yours was actually the most spectacular oh but seeing as you think that David has been hard done by I'm happy to reverse it and um I I don't you feel like you need to give him your points you're more than welcome at this moment uh and um two points for you Matt what yeah I got to work with you that was not good that was spectacular and then I think guy with three öa with four cuz I kind of feel sorry for Paul and then I think five but you're more than happy to give them to David I mean it was your decision so we just yeah [Applause] yeah well I believe you have another one of your beloved tasks for me I sure do Jeremy Wells and this one has all the components of a classic task a fake Greek style plinth and a 1 lit bottle of [Music] sunscreen do want need to pick this up you don't have toell Paul warning how are you good thank you oh this isn't part of the task is it no this has got trash in it squirt the sunscreen the furthest you have one attempt your time starts now how much time as much as you need to get a good squirt please squirt it from the pillar and you can't move the pillar doesn't seem especially time sensitive now Paul I couldn't help but notice that David picked up a pot it is correct David did pick up guy's pot with his brussel sprout however for all we know is currently still floating in a small teacup boat okay that's very for boing I am however extremely intrigued to see some sunblock get squirted so let's focus on that for the meantime uh let's start with Matt and gont gy okay it's just some sunscreen right yeah so I could dilute the sunscreen a little bit to make it more squirty possibly yeah do I get a clearance squirt as long as your one squirt is on here but I can do a squirt this way as long as it doesn't get on the [Music] plastic that's not squirt yet was it did that squirt no that splashed I'm just looking at the definition of Squirt okay oh no squirt spurt Splash there's Splash in there oh that's damning you happy with that not overly 31 CM I'm happy with that 1 M9 I think it's going to be hard to do less than 30 cm for anyone okay yeah you know what they say Paul what do they say [ __ ] so Matt had 31 cm and guy had 1 m09 guy was going for a clearance squirt but all you needed to do was take the sunscreen away from the plant oh what an incredible idea Jeremy no obviously I'm not happy with it it was a disaster well was better than Matts yeah but mine mine wasn't any mine I didn't even do anything I was just getting it ready that's a different type of clearance squirt I didn't mean for it to go no one ever means for that to happen just let's roll straight into another one here's Laura Daniel um K real Force little hand thing ready yep you want to give me a countdown when do you want the countdown to start from three okay I'll count you down and then you count me down okay 3 2 1 3 2 [Applause] 1 [Applause] wow there's a DOT there yeah a bit of plastic yo yo yo can I get a closeup what do you call that sunscreen some sunscreen has ridden this piece of plastic 2 M 39 yeah baby come on yeah do you think anyone's going to beat that nope maybe if they got a middle mug so you went away and got something big and heavy you came back with a plastic cup it was like in a like picnic basket that looked like one of those camping marks that was alum minum you did okay in the end yes so a tiny Speck of sunscreen rode a broken piece of the mug and flew onto the tarole and 2.39 M so far Laura's been the best squirter yes who else have we got P yet another solo effort this time from David coros am I allowed to mix it with other stuff inside here I reckon [ __ ] yes I got this this is fun I also need a [Music] knife what do you think P I think it's ready I think it's ready a sweet ass I'm excited yeah so what are you doing here I'm diluting it still still terrible but still thick just don't squirt any onto the yeah I'll try yeah yeah yeah so you kind of drinking [Applause] that that didn't squirt no that did not squirt that was my mouth how did it come out of your mouth [ __ ] are you serious can can we get a playback well H yeah we filmed it but it definitely looked like it just squirted out of your mouth [Applause] yeah 1 M [Applause] 27 I feel so hollow inside right now so I was going to squid onto the top it was going to be like a hydr slide he tested it multiple times with water and the water was going quite fast it was working did you let him have a go afterwards no despite his clear pain he actually did manage a respectable 1.27 M which puts him ahead of both guy and mat um I sort of mucking around with a pot yes didn't look especially relevant to the noodle thing so David did fling a Brussels sprout out of a pot at this point it had been floating for 3 days 22 hours and 27 minutes and what about Lura well Lura remained floating for the rest of the shoot and is currently still floating today so Laura remains in the lead at 74 days 3 hours and 48 minutes four points for guy five points for La sorry it's it's all good I'm sorry about what happened to you that sunscreen stuff that was a disaster now that that's done and dusted Laura you have the longest sunscreen so far we got anyone left we have one person left the wonderful urela Carlson so one go yeah and it has to be on here yeah okay 6.12 M thank you Isa you need me to bash anything else I'm here for you okay there's a lesson here for everyone sometimes the key is not [ __ ] around it was a hot day I tried to get the camera crew out of the sun it was only the one bottle of sunscreen I'm like let's [ __ ] go boy so clear winner clearly a clear winner with 6 M and 12 CM there we go so one point for Matt two points for guy three points for David four points for Laura and five points for urela Paul a score update please currently it's a Time both on 16 points it's Laura and Ura all right enough numbers let's head to the stage for the final task of the show this PO is a live task very dear to my heart so please choose someone dear to my heart to read it out let's go with the person who is physically closest to your hearta Carlson there we go DBS hi okay using your electric toothbrushes paint a portrait of Jeremy's mother you have 200 seconds during which Jeremy will describe his mother most beautiful portrait wins you guys can can paint the portrait and I'll just give you descriptions as we go both toothbrushes must be on artists ready yes yes my mother is a beautiful woman of 78 but she looks much younger than that she is simultaneously sweet and Stern she gave birth breach to two 9B babies in the 1970s baginally she played gold defense for the ockland netball team in the 1960s so she's a lesbian did she cry Black Tears at any point during your life 40 seconds left she wears a size 8 and 1/2 shoe 20 seconds her favorite food is ginger crunch 8 seconds she hates me brushes down okay Jeremy whose portrait would you like to see first Isa well Jeremy I think I really captured your mother as you can see she's a strong woman beautiful Soulful eyes I thought they could really capture a bit more if I knew her name Cheryl yeah this looks like a Cheryl out she a West Oakland woman cuz I've seen this one at cell okay M okay this is my Cheryl there's been a bit of run running okay Laura yeah hear that oh amazement okay that's nice I think that's quite lovely yeah okay I look forward to seeing guys thanks jimy I look forward to sharing it with you so at the end I was going to write smart about Paul blw his little whistle so see I've got an acronym Cheryl mom awesome David hello I tried to capture her age with a little bit of like the neck coming forward looking like she's Liv uh and then uh draw some draw some N Pants it's not a bad effort all right just everyone come down and let's judge them welcome back some of those portraits were brilliant some were absolutely terrifying I may as well start at the bottom Ursa one point for you Matt mhm yours is also terrifying you had the issues with the running down as well so two for you Matt David yours looked a little bit too much like me and was a bit terrifying for me but still quite a good picture but three points for you and then guy yours and Laura were both lovely actually I'm going to go with Laura just because of the love hearts so Lor gets five why you get four which means that the winner for tonight's episode with a whopping 21 points Laura Daniel congratulations Laura Daniel hit up and collect your hot things and please be careful with that tomato slice cuz I'm sure that is super hot it's been a night an incredible human achievement we s the Brussels sprout practically into space we sent some sunscreen about 30 cm across the TP hland and most importantly we sent Laura Daniel to the winners Podium for episode two thank you for watching and we'll see you all the same time next week 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Length: 42min 59sec (2579 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 08 2024