Taskmaster NZ Series 2, Episode 1 - 'Flight of Fantasy.' | Full Episode

[Music] I'm peeing in the water got to be faster than [Music] that you're AO car tour welcome television viewers to the second season of Taskmaster my name is Jeremy Wells you may know me from other trivial Endeavors but tonight I return to my true passion sitting in this large throne and being the Taskmaster for the next 10 weeks five comedian Ians of varying levels of Fame talent and hand eye coordination will compete to win this a golden trophy made from a mold of my head competing for This Magnificent prize is our equally magnificent season two cast they are David Kos guy Montgomery Laura Daniel mad he and era Carlson for months these four award-winning Comedians and Matt Heath have been completing tasks I set for them at our top secret Taskmaster house by my side as always is the man who helps me do the things I can't be bothered doing like a walking Roomba with a lovely singing voice it's Paul Williams so good to be back Jeremy and since it's the season 2 premiere I thought I would make you a cake oh that's nice of you thank you I I didn't make the cake but I thought I would um I'm really shocked I didn't basically I didn't have any of the ingredients except for sugar which I keep in this pocket in case I I get tired I just get in there and you can have some of that if you want you buy me a cake or a no no sorry Paul would you care to explain our first task how first task is a prize task the person who brings the best prize will get five points and whoever has the most points at the end of the episode will take home all five prizes tonight we ask them to bring in what they consider to be the best green thing okay should we uh start with you David Kos what did you bring in well Jeremy what about a green thing that has every possibility Under the Sun with it green screen green screen green screen look at my lovely holiday that I went on oh oh it's just me swimming with the fishes or what about this now I'm a man of culture look at that strangely disturbing well I got one more Jeremy actually we're pretty close friends I don't know if you know this but looks like you've gone back in time about 10 years for that photo as well it was uh preo your sun bads Jeremy I see how this is going to work go Montgomery what did you bring in well with due respect to the green screen and all of the other nine uh members of the green party I've opted to bring in Chloe swri is she consented to this yeah yeah she's she's here that's not she's not that big but she's here so you do realize guy that you meant to bring in the best green thing yes now even if Chloe was the best thing in the green but she's number three yeah but that who do you think does that list it's James sha and M and David is it's not Chloe of course they one in Te Laura what did you bring in I bought in an absolute green icon i b in the sexy green &m yeah wow I actually think this is like the best green thing because it's really important that we have female role models in the Eminem Community you think she's doing great things for women in those boots with no pants I well you know guy's got his legs crossed right now yes I think we can all agree it's a very [ __ ] [Laughter] chocolate what did you bring in what's your B green thing what I've bought in is my recycling bin so that'll help someone else be twice as green cuz they'll have two recycling bins I mean that looks like a massive [ __ ] burden well you can put Chloe strob in it and take her home Chloe str's a person she she walks and hold on for a second this is a man who's bought in the best green thing you've clearly objectified a Woman by making her into a thing yes I judging me for saying put her in a recycling bin I'm not judging anyone I can see I'm in a hot bed situation here I'd like to retract my [Laughter] riff is the what did you bring well I thought it's New Zealand you know I wanted to go chew kiwi and bring something in that's close to the heart so I brought in marijuana once you enjoy my green thing you'll see the light in their green thing and you'll go Chloe should we do some scoring uh how do you want to rank these I'm not happy with what guys done objectifying women BR no yeah but I I I literally coordinated for chlo swbr to come to this I mean what I've done is incredible and you and and please don't take this from me I think one point for you gu Laura uh two points for you David three points for you those took so long to me I made them on my phone you got to get a computer man still three points there and four points for you Matt oh thank you Isler that's probably the most useful thing so is probably gets Five Points there thank you that obviously puts urela in first place and guy in last place but there are 49 more tasks so it's anyone's game well let's find out if they can keep it up I'd like to see one of our proper meaty tasks if that's okay Paul well thanks to the power of camera technology and editing software I can show you [Applause] [Music] one good day Paul hello David hello Paul hello guy hello urula hello it's not in there no what are we doing in front of the Caravan there a task in there ooh o this one okay knock over all the pins on the other side of the field you cannot leave the Caravan Paul cannot deliberately knock over the pins fastest wins your time starts now where's the pins that way oh but I can't leave the Caravan yes I don't know who drilled these holes like someone with one giant thumb like a big toe and only pinkies no I'm running into problems immediately let's talk a little bit about a tire first up met my first thought was you look like an off-duty undercover policeman thank you guy what is that person on your T-shirt who is that it's just a very cool t-shirt with a picture of Paul as a 14-year-old boy I would like to say I I still have no idea how he got that photo uh it sits in my parents wardrobe so someone in my inner circle has betrayed me I'm also annoyed he didn't take the year n photo which is a significantly cuter photo I like that photo because you can really see you're in the grips of [Laughter] puberty okay should we watch some Caravan bowling yes now it's important to remember I wasn't allowed to intentionally knock over the pins let's start with the man with the most handsome t-shirt I've ever seen Sky Montgomery will role play I will be a quarterback and you will be a wide receiver okay 24 blue hot a huge failure that was a bad pass bring it back I'll try the [Applause] orange I feel like I'm not going about this the most practical way hey Paul humies Come halfway back towards me so shut your eyes turn around stop run in a straight line towards the balls please stop okay turn a little to your left no no little to your right straight line to the balls please the balls I feel like over that way I'm pretty sure they're right in front of you who's got their eyes open right now Paul you do in a straight line towards the balls please Paul this is a time oriented task no PO Paul that is completely the wrong direction you've run into a cameraman because you're not listening to me sorry turn around please go in a straight line open your eyes retrieve the balls and bring them back to me [ __ ] ridiculous H with yourself no embarrassing me Paul I'm coming apart at the seams can you take your jacket off please about halfway between me and those pins is a slight rise okay when you go lie down okay now please turn 45° so now turn your body in in yeah you got it you got it you need to get momentum going that's the way keep it up keep building you're you're going great keep building keep building keep building this is what the game's all about keep building keep building keep building keep building keep building yes okay okay who leaves here you leave oh this is your Caravan yes at one stage it was like one of those episodes on it's a dog show where the shepherd just looks at a dog he just looked at Paul and Paul knew to run and then the other part where you said Paul you're embarrassing me and then you threw the next orange into the roof Caravan yes I I I didn't do well which I've identified as one of the big problems with my performance in that task I feel like I should interject I swear he wasn't wearing that shirt before but that is a photo of me again stop it where did you get this one from just down the shops guy knocked down the pins in 10 minutes and 17 seconds whose bowling do we get to look at next bowling on a lawn should come naturally to these two as they're our most senior competitors it's Matt Heath and Ura Carlson I've got an idea PA take your belt off and tie it to that chair are you going to blindfold me yeah and then I'll fire you like a bowling ball how long have I got oh it's the fastest oh I got to stop talking to you and get this done all right let's take it for a test drive all right close your eyes run straight in a straight line to your right no no to stop 10 steps go 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 okay left stop stop half turn to your right go J J do do do half turn to your left oh dang it quarter turn to your left jump forward like a bunny no half turn oh I see we said quarter turn oh we got some stop like a eighth of a turn to your left run it's not working but I'm really enjoying it very scared man Paul it's quite scary not being able to see run in a straight line and start kicking Lean Forward start hitting the wasp sest in front of you that's how you hit a wash go side to side like in a washing machine up stand up there you go there you go now come to me Paul come here Paul good Paul come here boy good boy good boy come here is I feel like my role as Chief Buller of Paul on this show is being threatened by you he's always there it's like that brother that your mom has with your stepdad that you don't get on with so you love him cuz you have to but Matt as you know we have a pre-existing relationship yeah so my expectations of you are reasonably low and I and I don't respect your opinion we're definitely living up to my expectations so far there's no doubt about that how was the timing for those guys urula 8 minutes 50 I would have smashed that Matt thinks he would have smashed it and he did 3 minutes and 1 second anyone left Paul these next two are no strangers to Bowls one bowls me over with her wonderful personality and the other one has a bow cut it's Laura Daniel and David coros Paul can you drive yes Paul um is this Caravan movable yeah can um can I get a car okay would you go get me a car for Toba yes let's go drive let's do that okay go go go go go you can do a poll that this isn't very fast is it nice it's very hard would you mind moving to the back of the Caravan yeah what are you trying to say um yeah no it's fine it's fine I got it I got the picture maybe I should crank this yeah cranking this is actually a lot easier so was it anything to do with my we no move that Caravan okay Paul I've got an idea I've got an idea come over here you're not allowed to knock those over right not intentionally no no but you're allowed to bring them over here he yeah can you please bring those over here okay thank you stop really good yeah bring bring as as you can cool just put them put them there don't worry I got it okay time cool they go this one yeah and last one boom done thank you [Music] Laura do you want me to move the car back no I can do it can you teach me how to drive slowly let the clutch out and do the accelerator and the accelerator is the one on the far right yes oh [ __ ] do you feel safe no the prank yeah yeah W what driver's license do you have David Learners how long have you had your learner's license for seven years apparently just about went into the fence though he did he he approached the fence quite hot Laura and interestingly you knocked over less with a bowling ball from a meter than guy did from 20 yes so uh how long did it take those guys to knock the pins over David sadly he did sit and wait for me to attach the Caravan to the car for about 6 and A2 minutes so his overall time was 7 Minutes 28 okay and what about Laura's time Laura by 1 second came last 10 minutes 18 uh guy was 10 minutes 17 in terms of points we've got one point for Laura two points for guy three points for urula four points for David and five points for Matt yes so what are the scores so far Paul currently in fourth equal we have guy and Laura and in first place on nine points Matt Heath well well I thought I was going to struggle considering our sort of problems we have Jerry so it's great to see they've taken an early and unsalable Lead these are only early days mat what do you say to another task Paul I say yes please I'd love to watch another task [Applause] [Music] hello Laura this is nice thank you good to see you good to see you upon the wings of an Angel Touched by an Angel eh did you lose your wings I don't have wings is that cuz you fell why did I fall from the roof pick it up yes please fly best flying winds you have 30 minutes your time starts now fly what how the [ __ ] am I going to do that yeah this is a tricky task considering none of our contestants can actually fly so who's flying should we inspect first Paul one has a Netflix comedy special and the other has a Netflix account here's Matt Heath and Ura Carlson am I allowed into the water yeah I think I'm going to put myself in here how are you going to get yourself in there I was going to put a version of me in there cuz we're all made from the same stuff you know it's all just cells isn't it and blue te let's go out to kind of get the idea of what I'm trying to do here yes can you get your head around it that's my wing it kind of smells like sewage uh it's technically not boy do you think the task master will go for the [ __ ] if I just s his mted plane in the drink he might be a little upset I'm going to have to fly that hold this I'm going to fly into this water pool I'm take my tool belt off it's just decorative it's not that I fix [ __ ] it's sque my [Music] lesbian we're not using the bike here I go you ready yes we're going to fly I think this one's going to go further Propel me at PACE and then I'll launch okay go the wind got to be faster than that did I get a time a little [Applause] bit there's definite sewage in here that's a long way to fly I got fire [Music] flow that's like 10 20 M maybe 3 m are you happy with that I'm peeing in the water we did it okay okay we did it yeah thank you we did it okay we did it buddy you and me yeah I'm glad we did it I think that went well yeah probably going to get an infection somewhere thank you Matt said that we were all made from the same stuff but the the mini was made from Blue Tack and cellophane oh yeah no but I was going deeper on a cellular level we are all made from the same stuff blue tack just matter mate I don't want to go all Ted Talk here but I want to blame my tools for that and Paul I was pushing that wheelbarrow as hard as I could it had quite a flat tire so in a way it's your fault and and the and the wheelbarrows fault as opposed to mine I still kind of suspect you probably wouldn't have flown well it did fly that's a fo no cuz I was so as well just to reiterate it's the best flying not the furthest oh oh going to say that I don't think you guys would have done well if it was best or furthest who is next David Kos can I print out like a tiny version of me and then attach it to a helium balloon and let it fly away yeah okay I'm going to do that perfect okay cool [Applause] oh oh color color I'm tying two pieces of string so that I fly evenly 4 minutes and 55 seconds I'm ready I'm done [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on ah it's not enough it's not enough helium you got 2 minutes and 52 seconds I'm ready to go let's start let's go outside okay and this is me flying and fly fly my pretty fly I'm going AIT stream I genuinely found that quite touching thank you it was a bit like filus fog and P two I'm too young for that reference it's like the movie Up [Applause] who's next Paul she loves to fly so much she has silver status on Air New Zealand it's Laura Daniel Paul do you trust me yes then let's go flying 3 2 1 wow oh where do you want to go see Paul um we can go anywhere Nelson Nelson okay R hold on wow whoa and we're here in Nelson wow it's magical isn't it Paul and and and what's the Hat uh that's my childhood home your childhood home yeah the people who my parents sold it to they promised they wouldn't build that place on the back Garden but then they just broke the promise and they did it anyway I'm sorry man no it's okay do you want us to fly away from from there if possible yeah okay let's just just turn the carpet around okay wow we're leaving where's your next call maybe Stoke Stoke that's just just what it's part of Nelson really okay we're going to go to stoke well I really hope there's some stock footage of stoke and if there isn't how about a rainbow okay wow they have rainbows and Stoke they have rainbow this is a Stoke rainbow you got 30 seconds okay should we fly back over the fields to thep TOS master house uh okay okay great I can show you toss master house TOS master house is the way back home and it's been a lovely flight to the TOs master house okay magic pretty magic yeah right love it you're welcome okay thank you man I love the way that every time you go wow wow every single maneuver was a wow well it was pretty like wow am I right special effects but you weren't expecting that no David said at the start of the show Green Screen incredibly powerful not then anyone left we do have one more budding Aviator it's guy Montgomery um thinking we set up a little tarmac and I'll fly over the trees land down by the dock how are you going to do that well I'll jump and then ideally I just keep going okay I don't think this is going to work it's going to work okay you're cleared for [Music] takeoff hey a [Applause] PA oh hey [Music] oh wow you happy with that am I happy with that well I just flew the happiest I'll ever be okay thank you guy I'm going to walk back even though I've got options that was incredible cuz I actually genuinely thought you were going to go down the special effects Road no Laura but you did it you actually flew I know a lot about cinematic effects and stuff and there were special effects in that well Laura knows a lot about Cinema but it turns out I actually know quite a lot about flying and most of you got to get a good jump sorry I I don't want to interrupt the flight of fantasy here but we actually flew some people kept it real in the real world yeah there's some special effects Wizardry there's a reason they bundled your two videos of people jumping into a sewage Pond together yeah we are prepared to take the risk you guys definitely did the worst flying 10 15 m 's one went a bit further so I reckon Matt you get one point I think era gets two points and I think David I think you should get three and then I think Lori should get four and I think guy you should get five five what's next Paul I hope the contestants have been brushing up on their brushing it's a brush based [Music] task hello urula hi BR you wearing sunscreen yes how are you mate oh teeth thanks really want to do well at this one Paul brush Paul's teeth from the furthest distance furthest distance wins you have 20 minutes your time starts now what a day for Paul sunscreen in a clean mouth do you not rush your teeth this morning no you'll probably want to find out if ACC covers teeth I'll be right back great task here very simple who's first to give it a go Paul first we have two Fierce competitors it's urula and Guy brush Ball's teeth from the furthest distance from a healthy distance do this admin at home we wouldn't have to do it here my dtiy says I only floss the teeth you want to keep I wish I'd had all four wisdom teeth taken out stop flossing them okay she T squeeze po [Music] get out the back here boy gentle boy oh you got a little um do you think anyone's going to top that guy would go better just his arms would be that noodle thanks Paul thank you guy floss guy I just watching the way that you're actually holding the noodle you may have got some more Distance by potentially holding it closer to Paul's mouth maybe yeah but my legs are strong but my arms are flimsy you you hardly got in the mouth though you were brushing his mustache there for a long time well you had a pool noodle that was flaccid I was fler but got the job done if only there was a neutral party who experienced both brushes who could tell us who did a better job of brushing um but no both of them did quite a thorough job in terms of distance urula was 2.75 M guy was 4.4 m a bit further whose long distance brushing are we going to watch next okay well this contestant if you say his name quite quickly and really enunciate it sounds a bit like a Scottish person saying saying my teeth it's matte Heath I could get really high not like get really high get really high in the air and dangle it off and brush failed to find any tape how you going to measure this ah if you open your mouth what we H and um then I'm going to get some extra height with this see what I'm looking at [Music] here [Music] he and yep that's a good brushing getting your mullers now do your canines whatever re can there that's about 100 m with that all right thank you Paul so I've noticed something about you 100 m it's very high like it's hard to tell distance when you're up up looks less than a long it was 6.39 M that's not bad I'll take that and it was a good watch it was genuinely one of the worst experiences of my life it wasn't how much you enjoy it no it was how the distance involved so 16 and2 M did you say 6.39 m yes which which does Place Matt in the lead currently okay who's reaching for n's next it's David Kos I'm back Paul yes I'm going to need you lying on your back I'll give you li put you right there how many minutes have I got 13 minutes and 20 seconds [Music] did it work yeah I think it brushed multiple teeth perfect done it was brush py so I mean there wasn't a lot of brushing going on obviously it's just it brushed it brushed the teeth it did brush multiple teeth no no bro that's fine you brushed them I went to the dentist the other day and they asked me how far away are you brushing your teeth from and I said 42.7 M which was David's score we've got one more brusher I believe yes it's Laura Daniel feels like I'm going to need a [Music] Contraption what is this long thing worth it it was a rake oh what if I got someone else to brush your teeth okay hey could you come help me brush some teeth okay great so I need you to come in and take this toothbrush okay fantastic can you still hear me yep how about now how about now I feel like this is pretty far okay it's a bit [Music] wobbly yeah it's in his mouth how's it feeling Paul he did pretty good than Laura smart Laura yeah well you know looked at the details and uh found the loop bow yeah how far away did Laura get exactly well Laura with a telephone she could go as far as her network would allow her and she chose to go 10 and 1/2 M less than [Applause] David analog wins again so what are the final scores the final scores urela one point guy two points Matt three points Laura four points and with Five Points David coros Paul a score update please guy has 10 points and in first place with 15 points David well should we head up the stairs for our life task then let's do it okay I am intrigued by what is happening here Paul well thanks for pretending not to know Jeremy so I'm going to hand this task to David to read it build the tallest tower of toilet rolls in front of your bin you may not interfere with any other Tower you have 100 seconds after 100 seconds you will be brought down to the lower stage and allowed to throw one of your shoes at one Tower of your choosing a once all contestants have thrown a shoe the tallest toilet roll Tower wins your time starts on Paul's whistle does everybody understand the task can we use a green screen or anything everyone ready [Music] yes David would you like to talk us through your Technique well if it's not structurally sound you can't [ __ ] with it can you you've got 12 seconds a [Applause] [ __ ] hands away please hands away is that a tower I got the thing there look at the thing there no that is not that is a pile of [ __ ] okay Whoever has the tallest tower is going to throw their shoe first Matt please come down there's a mark in the center of that stage where you're going to throw a shoe from okay at the tower of your choice you in second with 13 points so this is quite big for you mat if you take out your competition you got more chance of winning more points who's my competition that one right there that one right there are we ready over here they didn't say we couldn't use distraction up next is Laura Daniel my aim is terrible up next we have guy Montgomery you got nothing to lose you can't win [Applause] [Music] this closest though don't do it man I've always said your back it was like a loss for all of us there all right let's see what all that means in terms of points come on down [Applause] you all know the saying if you build it they will throw a shoe at it and 100% of the bastards will miss it we know that Matt Heath won who else got those highly sought after points Paul Laura came second with Four Points Guy three points urela two points and David with one point which means for the episode a come from behind win with a points Matt Heath congratulations Matt he you are now the proud owner of Khloe schwar Brook and your own recycling bin please celebrate accordingly one episode down we did it and better yet we did a lot of learning along the way too we learned that human flight is kind of no big deal we've learned that mobile phones are no more useful than a long piece of string and most importantly we've learned that Matt Heath is the winner of episode one we'll see you next [Applause] [Music] [Applause] week There's a lesson here for everyone sometimes the key is not [ __ ] [Applause] around work Paul what it's a [Music] f for more Taskmaster subscribe [Music] now

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Length: 42min 51sec (2571 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 05 2024