Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2022 | Full Episode | Taskmaster

[Music] [Applause] [Music] good [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello hello and welcome everybody to a tantalizing taskmaster treat i'm greg davis and i've decreed that comedians take a new year's break from humiliation and i have sent my minions out to scoop up five players from entirely different worlds some would say they are fools to have said yes that their credibility in their area of expertise will be destroyed by appearing on this show i am one of the people who would say that i agree with that statement at the end of tonight one of them will console themselves with a majestic prize my golden eyebrows of desire cocked as they are with suggestive potent energy so here we go let's meet our eclectic five battling for my brow please welcome adrian chow claudia winkleman next johnny peacock lady lisa and siegel marty up next to me a man who whispered his new year's resolution to me after a few drinks this christmas whether he'll succeed in bringing back the patriarchy only time works out hello it's nice to be here is it yes it is except it's a shame because johnny peacock isn't here yeah because he is poorly but he has sent his representative who is obviously alan davies of course what's our prize category for this specialty well you're a mouthful and so is the category because they've been asked to bring in the most beguiling unwieldy shiny thing yes there'll be five points for the person that has brought in the most beguiling unwieldy shiny thing and at the end of the show the winner will get to take home all of them along with your beguiling unwieldy shiny eyebrows quick all right adrian charles have you covered all three categories with your prize i believe i have i've brought in an urn a t urn here it is adrian charles's tian in certain context you're going to be able to sell unwieldy to me you might struggle with beguiling i won't as i get older i found increasing joy in fact my only joy i mean the chaos of my life is little things i can impose order on so i got heavily into ironing only tea towels nothing complicated but but descaling is my first love this is my 11th or 12th one that i've done now i've lost cam don't worry have you really done more than one i have yeah you can only get so much joy from a shower head or an ordinary cat we can see the effect he's had on this urn this is after i have brought a tiered large-scale fountain there we go oh wow oh and that is a massive duck just for scale that is over six foot tall not the duck the fountain the fountain is fixed i'm beguiled oh what is that it's shiny and what is it it's also unwieldy yeah what are you bringing around for sunday lunch a massive fountain i think it ticks all the boxes it comes to something when i'm more drawn to a scaly urn yeah i can't argue with that does it get scaled up it does get scaled well johnny's object is really something it's a copper petal that was part of the cauldron for the olympic flame at the 2012 olympics in london each title took eight hours to produce they were hand beaten most of the 204 are in museums around the world johnny was the only one to get given one in this country and he's put it up for this show it is actually quite a cool prize isn't it yes i'm beguiled all of a sudden alicia what i've chose to bring today guys is something that's so shiny so magical you can't buy this anywhere you have to be given this um and usually it's at an award show and you only get that one chance to do your speech and i kind of messed up mine whilst i received this so i would just like to redo that today um i just want to thank my mom guards and everyone that supports me and my people on the dock and you know just just people that that love me thank you and congratulations for winning can you beat a mobo award so what i have brought in is part of my therapy i grew up in a really small home and my parents were first generation migrants and they hadn't quite dealt with the issue of integration so we never got christmas and i felt that santa claus never came to our house because we didn't do christmas and we didn't have a chimney for him to come down so what i wanted to do was to make my christmas dreams come true so i have bought the shiniest most unwielding beguiling christmas tree yes here is the vesuvius fibre optic fur christmas tree [Applause] now that is i think about seven foot high and it is beguiling because it introduces me to a world that i never had when i was a young child it's a powerful narrative shame about this tat it's unwieldy i'll give you that and it's what's a big island it's not bitcoin my therapist said that if i think it's regardless you really cannot cancel my therapy i think it's really inappropriate for you to stop the healing process it's a strong argument one i'm going to absolutely ruin by putting in number one place the mobo award [Applause] and just to show you that sometimes if you've got a silver tongue but a skanky urn you could get points in this show three points to adrian right and just because she told me a beautiful story i'll give sayada two points for a tree congratulations side of arsenal i'm sorry get one bite that's it right come on man let's get this special underway yes and we begin with something a little daring darling [Music] yeah that's right ready for action hi adrian hello this is where i live i actually collect old cookery books and i found this one in there can i have that please it's all yours adrian thank you basic recipe 28 plain pudding mixture that's what you like no around is this my object yes why is there an egg there ah no that's probably an accident see what we've got in store put the egg in the egg cup in the most daring way if the egg breaks you are disqualified you have 30 minutes your time starts now no is he cooked i'm gonna go into the kitchen i'm gonna boil it first quick skip around this is daring because i don't know if i'm going to fall into the puddle adrian when you came out of that caravan my instinct was to say i've got some spare sausages [Laughter] just with a toilet bag under our arms morning off to the loo block together this is probably not the place for it i would like to go camping with you though shall we start yeah let's to kick off proceedings here is lady lisha do you know what i think would be the most daring way if i had some salmon that i could wrap it like a little cute fluffy blanket and then i spin like a beyblade spin it into the egg cut okay so you want me to go to the shop and buy you some salmon that would be could ya one packet of smoked salmon um make sure it's oak oak smoked smoking the oak is the reason why the egg's gonna get into the egg cup that's the most daring salmon as well i mean all right thank you so much [Music] my salmon one moment i just have to uh include my special ingredient you can't have salmon without lemon juice and i think this really adds to the rolling of the egg and just to make sure that it's the right type of salmon so i'm going to sculpt its little blanket right now oh look at this gotta get the trail of lemon juice coming across because we need that extra the extra spin right three two one beyblade [Music] could you look at that and that is how you do his test should i read that what i wrote down during that i i put i put it to you that you fancied a salmon meal and you've used this tv show to get that salmon everywhere i go ask for salmon so she had had salmon two hours before that for breakfast have you ever had salmon before no nothing that exotic please we have to go out restaurant me you opposite these kind of chairs i'm sorry nice music i'm going camping well next we're gonna see that rare thing we're gonna see a peacock's egg here we go [Music] [Music] moneybox gets it [Music] paul [Applause] that's a full egg lovely thank you johnny and there's no denying the drama the flame was a monster stroke wasn't it the flame was a lovely tongue is exciting i thought he was slightly let down by the ye oldie wooden frame racket a modern graphite racket a bit more spring and he could have that would have come down now i could have had a thousand guesses as to what angle allen was going to go with oh racket the modernity of the tennis race but after all it was impressive but did the egg get in the egg cup i guess some of the eggs didn't and the main rule was the egg couldn't break if the egg broke you were disqualified so um it is sad sorry ella i'm shocked this man's done for our country next up it's my favorite seaside superhero winkle man okay alex what do you think about this i'm gonna put my egg cup there oh that's quite high up it's quite daring it's quite daring [Applause] thank you yes deal with that [Applause] [Music] i was ever so excited when i heard you were coming on the show great glamour style flamboyance the reality is though stop an over-excited woman throwing an egg over a cow by the way let me let's let's unravel this let's i did that in under three minutes we sat down we had some hot noodles didn't dilly dally bit of eyeliner chuck in the egg cup night night oh lazy profoundly lazy you missed the egg cup i thought you were going to throw it into the cup no it sailed over there happened at the grass it didn't smash no they famously don't smash it they landed for us fill the egg with grass see if we thought about it for four minutes you've had a nightmare claudia now it's baroness syed of rc here we go [Music] here it comes come on come on yes [Music] wow [Applause] and that is how it's done can i have a hand dramatic silver [Applause] [Music] was hmm mask daring because i put it to you you could see through the mask yeah i could vision was slightly hampered by it it was so do factor that in i'll factor that out yeah and i'll factor that if you'd use the roller skates that would have been daring too but i do think the egg vacuum did seem quite daring we didn't know if it was gonna work and we had to get the egg in with him facing up not facing down once it's got a personality it had to go in the right way up jesus christ a woman's mad that's a crack okay well one left to see finally it's the croatian speaking keen amateur actor according to wikipedia adrian childs [Music] [Applause] five meters exactly and what i said in mind was doing it on the grass mindful of the word daring in the task i'm just gonna kneel on concrete when did he last crawl i had to crawl under a fence earlier this year good luck adrian off you go wow first things first why earlier this year did you have to crawl under a fence because i couldn't get over it the gentleman makes an interesting philosophical point i mean i've got to tell you it's agony yeah no but i could have actually scuttled along not on my knees yes um but the spirit of the the daringness and the jeopardy are really tormented my knees i cannot wait to go camping with you well you've seen them all now greg well johnny's disqualified so that's that dealt with so zero points okay two points is a rich reward for tossing an egg over a cow who declared it okay yes and then i want the money for that salmon but i'll give her three points for the sheer nerve of it oh god i'm so sorry baroness i think i think adrian's got it [Applause] [Music] it's exciting there are joint leaders at this stage lisa and adrian both have eight points right that's another task little boy okay well goodness me this one got them all in a pickle [Music] oh oh my gosh shots this is like a great night i'm bad drunk ah i had to have a nap at my own wedding it doesn't work well for me oh okay wait a minute drink all the vinegar drink all the vinegar fastest twins your time starts now and stops when you shout i've drunk all the vinegar well this can't all be vinegar wait what is actually going to happen to me if i drink all this spinach to get him effect anything in my body why did you just have enough at your wedding oh because i had a glass of wine i just wanted to point it out because i go in i think it's shot glasses you and i had to watch it yes that's a twiglet yeah so the what's it separate from the pot noodle we had a really nice date time in your life off camera he did right ready to see what are we going to see first it's claudia lady lisa and syeda here we go go [Music] are you okay that's not vinegar right okay i have to try all of these well maybe what do they taste like salty how is your sense of smell very good oh this is elderflower i know it's not vinegar i'll have it anyway lady alicia i wouldn't advise drinking all of the shots yes drink all the vinegar but don't drink all the shots what's that what's that oh i think i see what you've done sweet let's go into sour it says that it's elderflower coconut water is there any vinegar here would you label it is that vinegar can you try it ah okay can you come on then this is fun that's apple juice water [Music] what's that drink that coconut water plot twist there's no vinegar is there none of these are vinegar that's the answer none i don't think we've got any vinegar here my nose is pretty good you know well you can shout i've drank all the vinegar whenever you want all right i've drunk all the vinegar i've stopped the clock i've drunk all the vinegar i've drank all the vinegar oh how do you feel bloated how many shots did i say 39 what i found intriguing is even though you stuck with your policy and you thought i'm going to plow through these regardless of what's in them you stopped her and i don't know why i can only presume you're hoping to get in on the uk crime scene no i just didn't want her to die claudia's technique i've written down is dab and taste but then i realized that i was about to unravel yeah for the rest of the day you shouted at me but in a nice way i mean i did someone shout you shouted you're a horrible horrible man which i thoroughly thoroughly enjoy and i really enjoyed stop talking i didn't work out with the vinegar was and i'm still angry about it but you know it was also i watched a documentary on vinegars and not it is so true i watch this fantastic documentary on vinegars and how sophisticated they can be and i don't know what their legal definition under the food standards agency is so therefore i actually think whatever the result of this i'm going to challenge it right well the question is whether there was vinegar or not there was vinegar there there was one shot of vinegar one shot and i'm going to show you just how close all three of you were to find it i don't think we've got any vinegar here my nose is pretty good you know well you can shout i've drunk all the vinegar whenever you want all right i've drunk all the vinegar i'll stop the clock all right this is all water is it guys guys if there is an easy easier way of doing this i'm going to be upset i think it's trick that's apple juice literally none of them are vinegar and now it's over to the boys to see if they can detect the condiment it's adrian and johnny that's not vinegar what are you looking for i don't know i can only assume summer vinegar so i know i'm gonna smell i've got next to no sense of smell ah very nice what's that this is a universal indicator paper would there be some ph strips in here that'll be useful what's we just have to dip this in every single one which one we're doing it [Music] this isn't the ph strip is there more to this if i put these on no that would be silly [Applause] no that's the tree right that's definitely changed color that's gone red red means it's acidic i assume that's got to be the vinegar that's kombucha it might be that more than one thing is acidic and then i picked up something [Music] okay right so we're going to go have another look 85 is it number 85 85 85 85 85. there's 85 everywhere so if i find an 85th shot what so i have to count it's around there somewhere that's water there's one with the number one on it so start from there one two three four five six wait so sure and if i've spilt the vinegar what happens in that situation i mean yeah that's definitely vinegar [Music] god this is so dispirited [Music] [Applause] [Music] hmm i've just done the video have you drank all the vinegar i've just strung all the bastard vinegar [Applause] [Music] yeah i've drunk all the vinegar i think i'll stop the clock i think you [Applause] well your have did you proud that i was so proud of him when i took part in this show i made a decision when i went in to do a task that i'd have a look around because there's often something there never found anything before i came here today to alex do you think i'd have found that 85 and he said no you wouldn't have i'm not a child adrian you announced before you started sniffing everything that you've got no sense of smell i'll tell you what you've got though you've got a really lovely smooth neck motion it was like you were a professional vinegar sniffer you can descale with vinegar let me see times well johnny found the vinegar at eight minutes 28 seconds adrian drank all the bastard vinegar at nine minutes five seconds but it took johnny one minute 58 to drink all the vinegar by the time he got the straw so actually adrian was about a minute and a half quicker so adrian gets five points johnny pico gets four points one final task then of course and this one sees our cast go to some pretty extreme lengths [Music] [Applause] hello claudia welcome syeda whoa there he is there's greg i thought is abraham lincoln no he's not abraham lincoln [Music] it looks happy enough it's great choose a length for this pole then guide it through the course the person who completes the course with the longest pole wins every time your pole touches something other than your hands 10 centimeters will be taken from its length you have a maximum of 10 minutes your time starts now what are the options in the poll lengths it goes from that length to seven meters where's the course [Music] uh let's just get on with it big big poles get them through a house i get it yeah it's a big window cleaning pole first up it's adrian over there on the left and syeda on the right here we go it goes you just tell me when to stop fader here go keep going okay there uh yeah that's fine it is now your poll please follow the arrows i'm gonna be watching very closely at either end okay [Music] we don't struck anything yet oh you just struck something here [Music] i'm on the wrong side of the bloody thing strike the wall there one yeah i got it once yeah once okay it's a touch there no i wouldn't say touched no flirted with it flirty with it all right what do i need to go through through the phone box really [Music] [Music] okay under here yeah this is linda don't mind me linda there you go oh just struck the tire there [Music] bloody hell [Music] one [Music] come on [Music] like a surgeon [Music] okay this feels like mount everest yes i only clocked two strikes is that accurate you look at var we will look at the okay let's call it four there what should you celebrate passing a winter cleaners pole under a cow and then punching the air when you passed it through a postbox and all i could think was ah they're going to take her title off her arm [Laughter] immediately and adrian it felt to me like you've passed a poll through a circle multiple times you almost seemed weary he's doing it again it's like the child's is known for that both of you went for quite sensible heights and they only struck it three times slider and four times when we analyzed it he was correct four times with adrian so they've done well next it's claudia winkerman and lady lisha here we go it's not even gonna get through the door i love a challenge why not let's do it okay well good luck alicia okay that's fine i can't do bigger than that okay let's go [Music] so i need to open it yeah goodbye if the camera hits something that's fine oh you've just hit greg make it make it make it run stop speaking make it smaller i tell you i can now fire in a hole okay oh alex open the door for me please please no [Music] [Music] it sounded like it touched quite a few things [Music] i'm going to have to come through this way [Music] well it's going to touch the door there's nothing i can do about it okay i guess it's only touch it twice [Music] alex i really feel like there's a reason why i'm wearing this now oh you just hit the other ah oh for god's sake uh it's sort of touching the ground quite a bit it hasn't touched the ground [Music] i don't understand why i do now do i climb through the tires i don't think so [Music] that's it oh that was so nearly brilliant [Music] it's not touching it sounds like it's touching well that's nice don't drives me mad [Music] are you pleased with that yes yeah if you haven't touched anything i think you'd be winning this my eyes i mean honestly um you should both be ashamed of yourself i've got a sticker for lady lisa she only struck 15 things oh right we're going to stick up for lady alicia are we because the first thing she did is attempt to knock the front door down with the pole she turned into ram raids that i mean lady lisa started with a three meter 60 pole yes touched thing 15 times so we only knock off one meter 50. so she ended up with a 2 meter 10 pole whereas claudia started with a four meter twenty pole struck things forty one times a ten centimeter pole they've gone bigger every time what will one of our greatest athletes ever do here he is now it's johnny polcock i think we go as long as it can go that's its maximum that's its once i do a touch we're just gonna roll with it [Music] okay so it's touching it it's touching at both ends is this one continuous touch it is now yeah it's still touching it you know what i'm going to quickly all right i'm going to use this as one touch there has been a few touches on the way to the one time that's fine fine that's fine [Music] [Music] are you going backwards [Music] [Applause] [Music] so much longer a couple of touches there [Music] wait that's one touch [Music] ah i'm taking it oh yeah so that's just two touches there one minute let's just face it it's gonna touch that's one continual touch is it a light grays [Music] five seconds oh you made it with a second to square it's not exciting there you go that's what happens if you get a proper athlete on the show okay okay it's genuinely impressive yeah i was absolutely cheering in the phone box but weren't you yes absolutely that's it that's the pole technique i've been looking for it's a bold man i like that about him and he's one of our great sprinters but what a loss to pole vaulting crap and there's no way he took it down to a winkelmann 10 centimetre job you know what he didn't he touched things 48 times so he ended up 220 centimeter pole is it best paul well overall claudia of course gets just the one point syeda 207 centimeters lady lisha was three centimeters longer 210 so she gets three points and it's johnny gets four points for this 220. adrian charles wins five points because his poll was eventually 262 there it is well done everybody please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show who's going to read the task me choose a ball you have 30 seconds take the stand please don't you take it down it looks like uh someone's paying the price of a greed turn your ball into a head your new head must be the head of one of your fellow contestants [Laughter] best head wins you have 200 seconds please reveal the things that they will be using to turn their ball into a head alex of course greg okay good luck everyone your 200 seconds start you regretting that big blue ball now no i never regret big blue balls can't stick plasticine on with glue we have learned you've got 40 seconds left oh you're going to haven't done enough again why don't you kick back and have a pot noodle [Music] i think adrian's only used a pen three two [Music] [Applause] one please rotate your ball towards the task master [Applause] incredible have you ever fancied a weekend off strictly you could get away with that i think claudia should reveal her ball yes okay please spin your ball right who do you think that is greg i mean i'm not 100 convinced if the word earn wasn't written on that stand next to it agent stanley oh no what it's not bad what was i thinking okay are you ready to see the third ball head i'm ready to see alan davis forward slash johnny peacock [Applause] oh god yeah they are good now you've said it yeah okay well would you like to see lady leashes she's crying this one well i think lisa's done a self-portrait is it yourself lisa of course it's claude what do you mean of course of course it's claws it is orange the eyebrows wow wow that's the most mischievous thing you've ever said right well there's only one left i'm pretty excited a little bit it's really good she's got a nose oh oh my god it looks more like it than him oh christ okay great please judge it from the worst head to the best hence okay alicia's absolutely dreadful i'm sorry claudia two points alan three points okay adrian it's an incredible likeness to the great presenter but no one's ever gonna beat that well after that task at the bottom of the table with six points after five tasks it's claudia winkerman yeah and i'm glad she did the worst head so uh lady lisha comes forth with 12 points [Applause] [Music] 13 points for the baroness so it's between johnny peacock and adrian charles there's a runaway winner johnny peacock gets 15 points world on alan but the winner has 22 points the winner of this special edition is adrian charles please head up to the stage [Music] [Applause] [Music] for more taskmaster subscribe now [Music] you

Channel: Taskmaster

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Keywords: Taskmaster, Alex Horne, Greg Davies, Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe, Romesh Ranganathan, The Horne Section, Tim Key, Dave Channel, UKTV, Red Dwarf, Would I Lie To You, 8 out of 10 cats, Taskmaster full episodes, james acaster, claudia winkleman, adrian chiles, johnnie peacock, alan davies, lady leshurr, syida warsi

Id: f26ROu92wzU

Length: 46min 5sec (2765 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 04 2022