Taskmaster NZ Series 2, Episode 8 - 'Judgement day.' | Full Episode

[Music] I'm peeing in the water got to be faster than [Music] that Koto welcome along to the eighth episode of Taskmaster New Zealand we are deep into our second season I am still Jeremy Wells and I am still despite protests from Matt Heath the Taskmaster for many months I've been challenging five comedians to impress me by completing a series of intricate tasks at our top secret Taskmaster Ranch tonight we watch them and we judge them and by we I mean I judge them then in just two weeks time we add up all the points and Crown a champion who will be gifted this most luxurious Dome my head painted gold our contestants are David Kos on Laura Daniel Matt hay and er Carson by my side as always my special little admin boy the free bread roll to my expensive crayfish dinner it's my assistant Paul [Applause] Williams so good to be here Jeremy I I would like to start this episode by just giving a massive shout out to some of our sponsors Paul's key Emporium and kiwi tape measurers so if we could maybe get their email addresses just along the along here here at the bottom of the screen are these people paying to be our sponsors no I would appreciate if we could just get the websites across there if they're not paying to be in the show we obviously don't want them we don't want to put up their websites it doesn't really make any sense please it's not how sponsorship kind of works okay ignore the websites but I'll just say them kiwi take measures. co.nz and Pauls key emporium. co.nz right is a time for the prize task foror Williams it is prize task time and tonight our contestants are turning back the clock because they have all brought in the most Nostalgia inducing item yes the Taskmaster will decide which item is the most Nostalgia inducing and that person will win Five Points person who wins the episode they'll take home all five Nostalgia inducing items and I'm already drifting back to the days of my youth though maybe that's because I can smell matte Heats Lynx body spray that Africa yeah Laura what have you bought in I bought in a Seager and an unopened packet of sniffs wow oh boy the SE Master System too it's a pretty clearly opened packet of sniff I just want to apologize I saw the Box backstage I had no idea it was for this there's three left I had one of these the Sega Master System 2 super monacco Grand Prix and it built in game Alex the kid right Alex the kid all right Isa what did you bring in a cassette tape on that cassette I have recorded myself talking about from back in the day in the 70s and 80s and all the fun I had and then I broke the little nibs out the back so if you want to tape over it you're going to have to chew a bit of paper and stick it in the hole hey as a p you didn't write anything on the actual cuz you know what you get a lot of those at the bottom of your drawer that give you a real fright if you put that on in the then heard you crapping on about your yeah I I kind of figured you can draw little love hearts or whatever why am I talking to you you're not going to win it so that they could right on and go soothing or nighttime chats or it's true I if I can't get to sleep I'll put on ula's Netflix special which one Matt can you beat ura's cassette tape I think I can I can take you back to the mid90s this is taking back to my [Laughter] youth talk us through what's the the great kiwi tradition of spots yeah yeah that's a full set that's that's everything you need and uh for your comfort there's just a little bit of tape around the end of the knives just in case they get too hot I want to win this episode so badly gu what did you bring in I've played straight to your heart this evening Jeremy I know you're a big Cricket fan and I have here a mounted Richard Hadley mini bat a Limited Edition released it after his retirement the classic collection I did the math you retired in I think June 1990 you would have been 23 must have been a huge headle guy I was a huge Headley fan I had the skip at the beginning I wore rist bands I modeled myself on Sir Richard and one day I got to sit beside him at a lunch it was the greatest day of my life he proceeded to drain three bottles of Red Wine D out I think I was so punishing that's funny I might have seen him that same day because I once saw him at the Cy Lounge having a very very sitting up nap David what did you bring in I had the pleasure of working with this person um a couple of years back and she pulled through I got suie Ko's [Applause] glasses the Susie C the Susie KO she's a lovely woman Susie she's so lovely but I never knew that her glasses would have fists on the AR never it's like on a motorbike though did you did you tell her that they might get won by one of the other contestants no cuz I'm going to win them tonight should we score it let's score it well I think David should probably get Five Points I want to get him off to a good start cuz I want Susie to get the glasses back I think that's important so David you get five I think ursy get one for that tape cuz I'd rather not listen to you I think guy two points for you only because I have that very cricket bat and I look at it every day so it's not nostalgic for me at all Laura three for you Laura and four for Matt with the spots yeah [Applause] yes would you like to watch a task I would love to watch the task okay just a heads up this task may make you tear up a little [Music] hi Paul Williams I presume you know that oh oh sweet baby Jesus how to imagine what you need that many onions for big lasagna pretty onion heavy lasagna are you familiar with hot flush por no oh build a tower using only onions Tower wins also whoever delivers the most moving speech will have 15 cm added to their tower height you have 10 minutes your time starts [Music] now 10 minutes we're going to need a bigger boat from Jaws right some high rise onion construction and some moving speeches what more could you want from a task paol would you like to see someone give it a go I'd love to well up first is Matt Heath this not good not good good PA hello try and live in the moment Paul you know what I mean and I just hope that as we travel on God's Journey realize that we do have a purpose on planet Earth whatever you choose to be Pa is beautiful would you say that this is a to made only of onions the onion part of it is that was disappointing there's a base of onions and the bath what counts here is all the onions what about the bath the bath is unrelated to the tower it seems like quite a key part of the tower b a tower using onions mainly tallest tower ons I don't think that's and the structural support as you see fit this is only onions you got 3 minutes and 35 seconds how how long have I got 10 seconds looking pretty good pretty happy with this one 5 [Music] seconds it's one on your [Applause] heart wow I guess one onion's one onion yes well I measured the the tallest of the onions which was uh 7.4 CM I'm happy with that when were we supposed to be delivering the inspirational speech during oh that was good though well I've got a quote from that yeah as you travel on God's Journey m whatever you choose to be is beautiful it is vaguely inspiring yeah I'm an atheist yes Sor well yeah I I personally found it the most moving speech so far who are we going to watch next pool it's guy Montgomery and Ela Carlson do you have a knife I think there's knives in the kitchen can you go get me one um or do I have to go do it I think you should go I think you should go I think you should go but I think you should go I think you I think you should go okay you like onions not on their own well I'm glad I was specific luckily for you I'm a strong [ __ ] look at that double onion and H up you can keep that I know you don't like onions by themselves and I took my kids I didn't throw it at you I threw it up but why did you knock the tower I didn't knock the tower what knocked what F I think you blew the whistle too hard said knife part of it no I mean and if you're upset about it imagine how I feel it was my tower well sorry if that was me well I don't feel bad about it just don't do it again it got stuck in there and I wasn't strong enough to pull it out okay hands away please no more hands put the onion down I'm just going to put it down don't put it down you said put the down put it down on the side please I'm putting it down no on the side on the side no Put The Knife Down please put the knife down please so am I missing something here is building an onion Tower much harder and practicing it is on paper because those are so far three [ __ ] onions out I think what you can't can't see as the buckets of snot and tears that just come out of you I should have stabbed Paul that's my only regret stay away from Paul Steven Bradbury that story about the ice Gator that is a true story 2002 Salt Lake City the Winter Olympics it's a great watch on YouTube I got into it during lockdown last year it's like a two-minute race you watch I got into YouTube last year it's great website anyone can upload stuff is crazy it's a miracle TV shows are still happening so in terms of heights urula was 15 cm and guy was 16.6 CM okay whose taals are left they're the two youngest members of our cast but they're not the two youngest people in the world it's Laura Daniel and David Kos so what's the technique here my technique is to build a base and stack okay okay when people work together sometimes there's no [Music] support [ __ ] ah oh okay ah it hurts my eyes here we go is it is this skinning somewhere sometimes you need to just cut out all of the little imperfections about yourself so that you're more bearable for other people there was a fish the father had really strict rules for the fish you feeling me mhm he got taken away this is in Australia in a way I've spent my whole life compromising for people and I find it tough and I cry I cry a lot and the father who's scared of going anywhere into the deep Found the courage because he loved his son so much I have to shake myself to be what people want me to be he eventually found his son not without the help of um Ellen degenerous I don't think there's anything more moving than the power of love seems a lot like the plot of finding Nemar haven't seen it oh I [ __ ] love onions you got 13 seconds no I just want this to look really nice 9 seconds how do you think it's [Music] going take your arms off the towel please when the time's up I'm going to need you to let go 3 2 1 [Music] so hard are you happy with that no it's aollo I it I'm sorry no that's okay I'm [Applause] crying look at that PA speech was was a so story you ended up in the bath crying and the onions and the saddest part about it was the bit that was left was a half onion yes you're [ __ ] than me so Matt's Tower was 7.4 CM David's 5.2 CM [ __ ] Laura on the other hand her piling technique she actually leaps into the lead with 22 C wow wow ins I am baffled by that well everyone else was very [ __ ] I did a very moving speech there was a it was there was it was a lot it was Nemo chill out there was copyright issues on your speech even one of the fish in your story was called Ellen degenerous yeah so urula 15 cm guy 16.6 cm and Laura 22 cm O Okay so whoever gets the 15 C meters will win essentially unless it's David he'll come second I found guys speech the most moving and it wasn't a so story and it wasn't about God yours is about cleaning the asses of some giraffes you may be the judge of this but Judgment Day is coming for all of guy I give you the 15 cm thank you sorry David one point for David two points for Matt three points for urula four points for Laura and five points for guy I'd like to say Well done everyone but I don't think that's quite applicable how are the scores looking Paul in first equal both with seven points it's guy and Laura shall we jump into another task Paul straight away I've got the perfect task for right now and it was also the perfect task for right then and it's also the perfect task for right soon to be please just SL the T okay yes [Music] sir hello hello urula we're building a bomb are we all the information you need is in the task here you go po kidding it's 2 CL is it timed your time hasn't started yet time travel best time travel wins you have 30 minutes your time starts now I don't know has it been proven that time travel can actually happen no have you ever time traveled before no Paul have you all the information you need is in the task you're tasking us with the impossible a little bit okay that's a negative way of looking at [Applause] itough Lord is not completely wrong this is a particularly big task I mean I thought it was pretty straightforward or straight backward depending on which way you were going to go done there who's first then it's time for Matt and David oh no but currently all I've come up with so far is just throwing one of these flocks can you explain that well then the time would be traveling through the a I got you what if I made like some kind of catapult to fire it a triet triet actually a triet would be sort of a reference to Roman times so your time travel in terms of your technology yes so there's double time travel yeah okay okay so Paul you understand what's happening here don't you yeah so and to fire the clock through the air which is the time traveling and this is just to give it a ye oldy sort of Roman aesthetic so I'm back in time and canel this from this point I have time and we're traveling okay let's go let's hop in the car feel unsafe in a tuna okay yeah I don't feel safe and I'm in normal clothes like getting some distance bro this is so good 5 4 3 2 one there fck up f up I was on time and we traveled a good amount of distance okay sweet my name is Marcus Decimus melus commander of the armies in the north general of the Felix Legions how long have we got husband to a murdered child and I will have my Vengeance thank you David thank you just go back home now uh yes please can I can I get a ride with you okay come on bur all right the clock is on fire on my [Music] signal it Unleashed hell not on my signal but you got to say time did travel travel all the way to here yeah I'm happy with that thank you Matt thanks Paul say that HD Wells could have saved himself a lot of time if he had just chucked on a tiger and then thrown a clock in the air no I launched a clock using a triet how far did he for uh 9 M and 10 cm that's not bad good effort David whereas you just sort of tied a clock to your back you gave a tap and then you got ped to drive you in a car yeah I went for as much traveling with time on me so we drove 232 kilometers best time travel so it's not the furthest it's the best [ __ ] po what's happening our contestants are attempting to transcend space and time so far Matt has thrown a clock 9 MERS and David drove in a car for a bit Laura is up next and where she's going shows don't need roads Paul come on where are we going we're going to go back to the Future come on I don't know if you can say that oh we're going to go to the Future that's not tradem Mark yeah and neither is a Honda DeLorean I think think Honduras okay well a Honduran isn't that a person from hondur look you're just we got we got to go okay bring that iPad it concerns you and your kids where in the future are we going far into the future 20 22 we got to get this to 42 and then we will be propelled into the future are you ready Paul yes 1 2 3 go [Music] [Applause] W oh my God the piure I didn't think it could get worse the 2020 but it gets so much worse imagine Co but a lot of ants as well as Co they come out your wow lava everywhere lava this is next year recycle Save the Planet thank you Laura he Paul I'm going to call my mom like Co but with lots of ants really bad you'd think the Lava would deal to the ants would I thought one of the most remarkable things about that whole clip was that your car Paul got up to 42k an hour where are we off to next Paul the year 1988 the place South Africa I'm assuming it was kind of hard to tell here's elura Carlson I could go back to like the 80s yeah typewriter that's very ' 80s isn't it what else did I do in the ' 80s I used to smoke well I could smoke inside it's not 1998 baby they're going to have to switch to film actual film none of this digital [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] hello yeah like sorry thank [Music] you [Music] [Applause] sorry [Music] your PA [Applause] [Music] R thank [Applause] youa if you want to translate the kind of understanding you obviously back in South Africa yeah you're up in the transval yeah we're in study hall we're in boarding school and uh I didn't tell Paul then we go to 88 and I can't speak English so it was a big surprise as you can see I even smoked I haven't smoked in years I'm back to a pack of dive because there is one of these fantastic videos left it certainly is and it's guy Montgomery and his Magical Door [Music] oh yeah you hler no so on your name tag you made me wear that and you're writing on your painting I was in [Music] character we got him so you got Hitler yeah I killed Hitler you killed Hitler before he could wreak havoc on the world in the 1930s and the 1940s yeah nip it in the butt you should have killed him as a baby you should have I'm not going to kill a baby on T yeah you're quite a good Hitler well I don't want to hear that let's score um David clearly won like w n or o n EA two points for you are you [ __ ] me Matt your tunic and your Roman sandals are worth three Laura I reckon you back to the future's worth four and I think guy killing Hitler's worth five very load me up with another task please Paul it's time for another team task and this one sees the return of my beloved [Music] Honduran hi Paul hi Paul hi Paul hello David hello Laura hello hello guy oh car oh ah burn out let's wreck this car lot of balloons in there yes huge number hello what's in the balloon a task don't let it go oh the task is inside sorry you you sure anyone just slam it in the door hold the string hold the string oh my God it's a condo look at the flap on that that's been in his wallet for years see look this is going to be dramatic yeah I knew that wouldn't work oh that was really festive pack Paul's car with inflated objects from the Caravan most inflated objects in Paul's car wins you have seven minutes what time starts now okay okay we can do that oh let's not be Missy yeah you're going to get like a net or something yes oh [ __ ] M you're obviously a big fan of balloons so people are got to get the balloons into your car very simple task get the balloons put them in my car obviously the windows were open but my car keys were in my pocket all you had to do was ask how many balloons can the other guys fit in Paul's car which team should we watch first Ura and Matt are we just going to go old school and just TR yeah yeah yeah and then slam the door shut again do they still have to be inflated when they get over there what does the task [Music] say can we pop them all and just bring pop ones over all the information you need is in the Tas Come on B I'll close the window you start bringing balloons what are you doing put those in the front and block the drivers and the passenger window is it the the biggest or the most the most we hting SP how much time you got 3 and 1/2 minutes oh I if we do it together you've got 80 Seconds it's quite a lot in there yeah I'm pushed to high hands off we're happy thank you Matt thank you urula thank you Paul environmentally I'm stressing out yes you could have helpful you could have put some in there for us I'll pick up all the ones that have blown away oh okay so after doing that task you guys said oh no we're happy pretty happy with that yeah so total inflated objects 65 that's not bad it's pretty that's all right yeah that's bloody good up next they're the younger team so they've had more recent experience with balloons it's Laura David and Guy most of them appear to not be [Music] helium [Music] oh [Music] o hello la hello Paul what do you want the task is in your lockery during the next task stealthily sabotage your team if your team loses you win if your team wins you get no points if your team accuses you of sabotage you get no points they're my friends do they know to watch out for sabotage no don't let them know you want the points but they they would do the same if they were would they I don't I feel like David wouldn't okay David wouldn't but guy would guy [Music] he's every man for himself yeah okay I should play the game thank you w well well so three friends sabotage is a foot and what about that line from Laura saying that guy would do the same thing but not David I think she's on the money look at this Gap that's appeared here why are you giving me that look I don't know ma'am so should we see how Laura goes sabotaging her team let's see how Laura goes sabotaging her team if you carry them like this and put them onne here oh yeah are they not helium some of them were okay I'll get more stuff why are some of these balloons being so hostile oh man I'm so scared of popping how are we going for time we got 4 minutes and 24 seconds great move with the chol oh these are electric are the keys in in where in where where else would I care about where the keys are uh just this yeah I [Music] sck hit him are you good you all right yeah I think I roll an oh my [Music] God yes oh stop drop the pedal pop how'd that go not great that was tiring not bad how many inflated items do you guys think you got in there probably anywhere between 1 and 100 incredible that none of your team noticed that cuz that is some of the worst balloon pudding in a cow I've ever seen I genuinely thought you rolled your ankle did you not get frustrated guy because you looked like you were doing a lot of work for that yeah that I mean that was just you are a real [ __ ] piece of work so how many balloons did these guys get in there with Laura sabotaging the number to beat was 65 from the first team guy himself contributed 58 and overall this team had 84 [ __ ] you [ __ ] you the rules dictate Laura that you don't get any points because you didn't stop your team from winning guy and David get Five Points each and you guys get two each so 5 zero Laura I'm I'm sorry I shouldn't have pulled the figers at you I demand to know how the scoreboard is looking with quite a lead on 17 points guy Montgomery we're going to go up on the stage now for our final task of the evening off you go [Applause] guys all right it's task reading time Paul would you like to give it to the person with the best speaking voice to read the task please Matt Heath clearly draw a life-size self-portrait your nose must be inside your nose hole at all times most accurate self-portrait wins you have 200 seconds your time starts when Paul blows his whistle all yes you're drawing yourself your nose must stay in artists are you ready mhm only Ura said yes [Music] okay oh no I broke my [Music] PIN David here's [Music] another I broke another pin I don't have another [Music] pin if you are struggling to reach the lower portion of your body the pens do extend out longer this do not like Paul [Music] please keep your NOS in David 50 seconds left one quarter of the time left so David's pen is is very broken he's kind of carving at this point 10 seconds King down stay blocking your picture please Ula please step aside and Reveal Your [Applause] portrait so this is like I'd say 11:30 at the vuck where only that part of the mouth still has lipstick on but even not being able to see I still nail the tits like Lefty is a bit smaller than the other one Matt please step aside and Reveal Your portrait is this really good it looks just like me you've got T yeah I don't know how that what was that meant to be peex got three fingers and no fingers on the other hand look like a five pointer to [Music] me this is me at my go we you've lost half of you down the bottom exactly guy Montgomery [Applause] H traditional guy Montgomery hi there and that traditional sort of strong right arm and then over here this is that's my little hand I says my name is Guy Montgomery and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar obviously this looks like a lot of vanilla white guys just having me to distinguish myself that went pretty badly speaking of badly David so David did break his pen and then break the backup pen I Reon this part here [ __ ] accurate don't know why I've drawn my fingers like Curly here but oh and what that you don't know who it is I've written my name my name his name is famously D okay come on down and let's judge them welcome back everyone I personally thought you were pretty good you've been pretty rubbish all show but I think um five points for you yeah I like the fact you did it no yeah four points for you Matt yes three for you Laura two for you guys and not surprisingly just one for you your K so that's one point for David two points for guy three points for Laura four points for Matt and five points for ELA Carlson so how does that affect our overall Series scores out in front on 132 points is Laura Daniel what about the episode tonight Paul a dominant performance with 19 points the winner of episode 8 guy Montgomery well done guy I couldn't imagine a better person to drown themselves in 15-year-old sifters get up there on stage enjoy the story we've truly seen it all across this hour of Television we've traveled through time traveled a clock and put some balloons in a car that wasn't traveling at all we've also found a worthy winner in the form of guy Montgomery as for the rest of you thanks very much for your company we'll see you all next week all [Applause] right pretty good it's the musical episode Paul Paul I love you told this last series we're not going to do a musical episode leave me alone P for more Taskmaster subscribe [Music] now

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Length: 42min 52sec (2572 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 29 2024