Tarot Cards *Actually* Predict Our Future

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- So let's channel your mind girl. (group laughing) - [Erma] Your mind. - [Kim] Yay. We have The Hermit reversed. This is interesting. (group laughs hysterically) - Is there something I don't know? (laughter continues) - It's just such a good card. (theme music playing) - Hi, everybody welcome back. We are so happy to have you here. If this is your first time, welcome. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Make sure you turn on the bell so you get notified every time we make a new video. - You won't regret it. You will not regret it. - No it's great. Good content, good people, good vibes. - Speaking of vibes, you know, vibe checks are like a thing. Have you ever like had your vibe checked? - By a cop. - Constantly. - Gosh, well that took a turn. I was thinking like, have y'all ever had your vibe checked by like tarot cards? - You know, I've never had a professional tarot reading done before. Like I've had friends pull cards for me sometimes and that's always fun. But I'm excited. - If only we had somebody here that could give us a tarot reading. - If only. (loud explosion) - [Everyone] Whoa. - Oh my gosh. (clapping) - Thank you, Thank you. - Oh my gosh. - I'm so glad it wasn't The Chosen appearing this time. - Hi, my name is Erma. I'm a professional tarot reader and astrologer. Self-taught. And I'm here to read your vibe and bring the vibes. - Oh yes. (clapping) - I'm so excited. - Okay guys. So you guys can choose from a three card spread of your choice. I have three options. You guys can also choose the same one. So one would be mind, body, spirit. Okay, one would be you, your path and your potential. And then one could be past, present, future. - Okay I will go first. I think I want to do mind, body, spirit. - Mind, body, spirit? Okay, perfect. - Yeah. - Okay, Four of Wands reversed. So this is a lot of energy. This is a celebratory energy. As you can see here, there are girls, you're turning up or whatever. So it could also be that this is something you're in a lot. Or if you're not in this energy right now, your mind is striving to like, have something to celebrate for, get with your soul family. So it's good though. So your mind could be racing a lot, but it's basically confirming that yes, a celebration is needed or it's something that's coming. And you can manifest that with your mind. That's what I just heard. - Oh, absolutely. Okay. - Seeing is believing. - Yeah. - Oh, cool. - Yeah. So mind. Now let's get the state of your body. So this could be your physical health or your feelings of security in the world. So for body, the Four of Cups. You have two fours here. So one for fours, those are numbers of stability. So you're definitely craving like stability, grounded energy in your life. So this is your body. So it's interesting with the Four of Cups. You can see here, she's looking- (chuckling) - [Courtney] It looks like you. - Oh my god. - Okay. So we have the Four of Cups here. So this upright is like a card of apathy. If you guys want to see, like, but it's reversed. So it's showing that your body is asking, you want to get out of a state of like monotony, things like that. - Yeah. And you want to see the magic in life and that's what's happening. 'Cause it is showing like great things coming that is gonna make your foundation more solid. And you're gonna be able to celebrate in life, okay? That's beautiful. I'm getting excited for you. You know what I'm saying? (girls cheering) So let's see your mind. Your mind, or your like spirit rather. Stress is over. This is so interesting. It's like, I feel as if there could have been something stressful in your life or feeling like you had to compete in your mind. Like a lot of anxious energy, but these are so great reversed. So the Five of Swords reverse is the end of feeling like you have to compete with yourself, if that makes sense. Or feeling like you are constantly in competition with others. I'll get a clarifier. So your spirit's saying there's not anything to worry about. Clarifier, look at that. Another turn up card. I saw this turn up card. This is a Three of Cups. - [Kimmy] Yeah. - The girls. There's three girls here. It's three of you guys. So this is like your soul saying that you found, if you already don't know, like your soul tribe. And when I say soul tribe, your soul family. Not by blood, but people that actually get you and they're here to celebrate you. - Erma, what? (clapping) - I'm so happy for you. I just like, also.. Dude like are you talking to my therapist? Like straight up. (girls laughing) I literally yesterday was like I feel like I've been in a bit of a rut and I need to kind of get out of it. And I'm like, oh my God, like my friends, I have the best friends. I have the best like chosen family I could possibly ask for. And like, no matter what stressors I have, I have like my good, my friends. - Yes. That's what it's showing me. - I'm so lucky. I'm so like oh my god that was lovely. (girls clapping) Just what I needed. - So who would Like to go next? - I could go next or if you'd rather go next. - I'll go. I'll go next. - Okay. - Do you want mind, body, spirit? - Kind of. (group laughing) - So let's channel your mind girl. We have The Hermit reversed. This is interesting. (group laughs hysterically) I feel like is there something I don't know? - It's just such a good card. - So the Hermit. I love the Hermit card. This is my vibe. But when it's reversed, it could show someone spending a lot of time in spiritual solitude. Or just time alone. And even your friends might want you to do it, but your guides are asking you to come out more. Like come out and play. It's safe. (girl laughing) - You know? 'Cause like you see, she's comfortable here. She's on her mountain. She has her vibe. She has her light. But it's like, you have to shine that light too. And the thing about the Hermit, after the Hermit is the star. So the star energy is like being a star, putting out your authentic self. So it's healing as well. So it's like you being yourself and coming out your shell is healing for others. And you may feel like it's like, I don't know, uncomfortable to have no light on you but it's something that's meant to happen. - I'm a little bit of a hermit, I would say. So I'm really working on like trying to get outside. (group laughs) - Your guides will never go and push you, okay. Your body. We have Five of Pentacles reversed. This is beautiful reverse actually. So I'll show you guys up right. Here, the Five of Pentacles. Fives is about change. Pentacles is actually about your body, the material realm and money. This reversed is showing that you're coming out of a period of stagnancy and also the poverty mindset. The poverty mindset means- - Yeah that's me. (group laughs) - I mean that's what's happening. I love this card reversed. So, you see all the yellow. That's your sacral chakra. You see the synchronicity between here. The light here is yellow. This is your essence coming through. And what's beautiful about this card is in the back there's a key. A giant key to the door of abundance. Before you could have been at a state where you didn't see that. But now it's like you're shifting your perspective and you're opening the door. You're like wait, I always had the power to like change my life. - Babe. (girls laughing) - Right. - [Erma] You deserve it, that's why I'm here. - Yes. - So let's see mind. Back to your spirit. The Magician reversed. All these cards are beautiful. And the magician reverse is just like the Hermit. You have two Major Arcana. So this is like faded energy in a sense. So it's like you're in a big state of transition right now. So with The Magician it's my favorite part. Okay. The Magician has all the tools they need to create what they want in their life. All right. So this person is an alchemist. There's the infinity sign. So that's like infinite potential. So this reverse is your spirit saying you're sleeping on yourself. So let's get a clarifier to see how we can flip that over. Okay. Your body. So yes, don't be so hard on yourself. That's all that is. 'Cause the Queen of Swords, I love this energy. This is air sign and energy. So Libra. So this could be your sun, moon or a rising. Or your Venus. If not, it's just the energy of someone analytical. And when it's reversed, it could be, you're too hard on yourself. Both of these are someone like you're examining yourself too hard or you're too hard on yourself. You have everything you need to create what you want. - Yeah. - Oh my god. - It's also so crazy that these are all like someone's sitting down. Like it's almost like they're all very similar. - It's funny you notice that. You're pretty intuitive too. Really, because that's a sign. So it's showing that you can get up and move 'cause there are cards where they're running, they're moving. So this is you sitting in a contemplative space, and spirits, like get the energy moving. So, good catch because that means something. - Yeah no. With my therapist I'm like- (group laughs) Yeah I'm like I'm about to tell her this reading 'cause it's, very accurate. (laughs) - Thank you guys. - It is so accurate. Especially like, I feel like I'm really analytical and like very in my head at all times of day. And I'm very hard on myself at all times of day. So it's, this is wild. (group laughs) - I'm happy you guys are open because tarot is, to me, a form of self care. - I think I also want to do mind, body, spirit. (clapping) - Mind, body, spirit. You can never go wrong. So let's see your mind first. Okay, you know what, this card wants to come out. But it's funny 'cause when I shuffle and it doesn't like blend like that, it means the energy is just popping out. So this is interesting. So you have this reverse. Hers is upright. So it's showing, and there's two girls here, this is what my intuition is saying. You guys could help each other get into this celebratory energy. But your mind, you could have recently had a milestone or you're about to have one. So it's like, you're open to be celebrated. You're probably really big on, I mean, I know your Instagram, but this is confirming that you're celebrated a lot online and people love to see you. You do very well in it. - Aw, thanks. So this is like really straight forward. I love it. But it's showing like more and more celebrations to come. So even if you're not big on manifesting intentionally, you probably manifest, on accident, great things. 'Cause you see it, you expect it to come and it comes. So that's what it's showing. So it's like, you're a master manifester already. - I think that's pretty accurate. (girls cheer) - So let's see your body, your body. The Magician. - Wow - You guys saw me shuffle. You have a lot of the same cards. And it's interesting I just said master manifester, 'cause that's exactly what The Magician is, to show you guys again. So this is your body. So even if you're not intentionally manifesting spirits and you can get some candles, pray over them, look into them. 'Cause you have a lot of power now. So this is your spirit. Your spirit wants you to charge forward. And like with the Three of Cups reversed, this is a community. So it could be like, you're seeking to expand your community or attract more people who are like you at a spirit level. And you have the potential to do that. Like The Magician and The Chariot together is like, whatever you want is gonna come in really, really fast. But it's gonna be something that probably hasn't been done before or creating a community for people who may not have felt seen before. - Wow. - I like it. - Thank you. I will say like for a long time, I like felt very anti-social and there's literally a podcast episode. You saw me cry about wanting to find my quote on quote tribe. And like, I feel like I have been working toward that more. - And it's crazy. I'm gonna tell you guys 'cause there's seventy-eight cards in the tarot and the fact that you guys all got like the same cards in different orders, it just shows that you guys are on the same vibe too. - Aww - And you guys can create a lot together. (group giggling) - Get in here. - All right guys. So now we're gonna work with the pendulum. Here's my pendulum. This is my little, - Oh, pretty. my little baby. - So you guys don't need a pendulum board to use one. I'll just show you guys my energy, how I use it. So for me. Yes, no is front, back. So please show me yes, no. Uh, go. Please stop. So those are my guides. (laughter erupts) - What? What? (group laughing) - This is so normal to me I like forget when people like- - I have seen this before so I'm like yes. - Yeah. So like, yes, no. And then like, no will be like this. So, thank you. And then when it's a question that you really don't deserve the answer to, or it's like unsure or just wait, it'll go in a circle. So please- - It already did that. - Oh it was saying it as I was talking? - As you said not sure, yeah. - Oh yeah. Just like that. Thank you. (nervous laughter) You have my board and it has yes here, no, check again, or possibly. So it'll go swinging. - My question was gonna be, what month should I move? - Oh, what month should you move. Okay, perfect. - Oh, yeah. - So we have the months here. Which month should she move? What would be the best month for her to move? So it's swinging between July and January. So when I do that, for clarification I'll go, I think it was July. Which month was it, was it July? It's showing like July of next year. (collective laughter) But look, as I said that, it said possibly. That is so funny. - Possibly. - Okay, so was January an option as well? 'Cause it was swinging between both. - Yeah - Yes. - Yeah, I will go with January. (laughing) - It's showing that, yes. Confirmation is January 2022 the best month for her to move? Thank you. It sure did correct me when it said eh no. (collective laughter) So January 2022, okay. - Yes! (clapping) - So now you're just gonna pull a self care oracle to round out your whole reading. So, Spend Time With Animals reversed. I don't know if you have a pet, if you don't have a pet. - She's been talking about wanting to get a pet. - I've been talking about trying to get a cat for a long time. - Well, this reverse is showing that it's been on your mind and you just have to do it. This card came out so fast. With Spend Time With Animals. And that can help you feel more grounded and confident in yourself. - Okay - Okay? - Okay y'all, I'm moving in January and I'm getting a cat. - Yes! (record scratch) - So it's been about a month since we shot this video. And my life has changed pretty significantly since then. So if you follow me on social media, then you'll know that I actually adopted a cat. So the crazy part is that the night that we shot this, so we shot this Friday morning, that night, I'm sitting in the living room with my roommate and we hear this (making cat noises) in the front yard. And this little kitten is in our front yard. And my roommate was like, "Do you want this cat?" And I mean, Erma had literally just told me like hours before that I need to be spending more time on animals. But I also was like, this is a sign if I've ever seen a sign. So I slept on it. And then the next morning I woke up and I was like, why not? You know? And most of the reason why I was like initially nervous to do it was because I was just scared. And so of course that's an even more important reason to do things that scare you a little bit. So the next morning I moved Olive into my room. - [Jacklyn] Hi. Hi. Hello. - It's funny 'cause I'm getting my kittens too so, we're on the vibe. - I can go next. - Okay. - My boyfriend has been talking about wanting a third dog. (collective laughter) And I like, I don't know. But, should we get a third dog? - Is a third dog on the map? - Should we get a third dog? Oh god. (laughs) - Let me see. - Is it saying no? - I'm waiting to see if it turns. It's saying no. - Yes Shane. - And I'm not saying what you want to hear but it's literally, you see how it's swinging like very clear? (laughs) I'm not moving it. It's like no. - No more dogs. Two is plenty. - 'Cause I was waiting to see if it will go to possibly, or check again. It just said no. - You don't need to be outnumbered in your house. - We don't need more dogs. (laughs) - Your self care oracle was Dream Journal. Interesting. So this could be that you could be getting a lot of messages in your dreams that can help you in your actual life. So for me, I have a lot of prophetic dreams that come true, but your dreams could be more symbolic I'm hearing. So let's say you dream of water. Or you're seeing water somewhere. Look up what that means. Water means spirit and your intuition. Like there's symbolism. - All right. I have an interesting living situation with the people that live around me. So I want to know if I should fear for my safety where I live. - Oh. - Oh! - Okay, let's see. Is there anything she should be afraid of in her living quarters? Is it moving, no? - It's moving. - It's moving, it's saying no. I wanna make sure it wasn't going to check again. No. - That's good. - You have nothing to fear. (sigh of relief) You're safe, you're guarded. And with all the energy in you're tarot, that was all like protection energy. Positive energy is like you're good, so your energy is good. - Okay, so I found out like a bunch of my neighbors practice witchcraft and some practice, or used to practice black magic. And like for a while I was having really horrific, terrifying, gross dreams. - Oh no. - So, and then like, you know, my neighbor, I've posted videos on my Instagram story, they're a lot. And so I was very curious. - You could probably get a protective crystal. I'll tell you after. But, for your card it was Look For The Fairies, which is so funny. This is a self care oracle. This is confirming that like you, you're a magical being yourself and you have a lot of protections. So fairies are looking for the magic in the world. So synchronicity, hitting numbers and nature. Like you're gonna get confirmation that you're fine. So it's funny you're talking about that 'cause they're like, you're good. And you said black magic. This is white magic. Like light love. Yes. - Yes (applause) - This is, wow. - Wow - We did it. - We did it. - Thank you so much. (group laughs) - My cheeks hurt from smiling. - That was so cool. - Where can everybody watching find you? - Oh, thank you guys. You guys can go to my YouTube. It's ermalchemy. E-R-M-A-L-C-H-E-M-Y. All my socials, Instagram, is also that. - Thank y'all so much for watching. We have a couple videos down here for you. Some are picked out. Some that are random. Make sure you go watch those. Make sure you subscribe. Make sure you follow Erma. - Hello. - What should they do at home? - Yeah. - Let's see what the tarot has to say. - High Priestess reversed. Tap into your intuition. I can't make this up. You guys tap in. You guys can manifest whatever you want and you're worthy of the life you envision. That's what this card says. - Yeah you are.
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