Taking The Yaoi Personality Test and...

how's guy wrong this is the anime man so somebody on Twitter while ago sent me this website and they're like hey Joey you should check it out and make a video on it because you like this kind of [ __ ] right and I looked at the URL and so semi ok.com and I thought to myself yeah I like it I mean right now on see me okay calm and it is a quiz it is a yaoi personality quiz ladies and gentlemen I'm about to find out whether I am the one who puts the dick in the ass or I'm the one receiving the dick in the ass so it looks like there's two quizzes here there's take the original quiz and take the new quiz I guess it'll take the new quiz since there's a new quiz now I realize I haven't done an anime quiz in a very long time because once I started doing the first one I did the first one like ages ago on YouTube and now everybody is doing this I'm just like [ __ ] me what did I start so for all of you who missed my anime quizzes that are rejoice because I'm about to do probably the gayest one of them all first question you gotta love when the first question starts with a sexual moan I mean it's not specifically sexual but judging by the context of the website and the quiz you can't help but think that uh I don't know maybe someone just put the tip in a little bit this first question is so good stop it already [ __ ] Christ what does it taste like excuse me what does it taste like ah I don't know man I haven't even seen it yet it depends on the shape color and texture I suppose wow they are not cutting any corners here they're just getting straight to the raw [ __ ] rich dark chocolate yeah I'm gonna love dim bbc's blushing kid in for that [ __ ] kill myself wine I guess I'm blowing in English dude now cherries I guess you can say he's a cherry boy why am I doing this uh I'm glad that the quiz is self-aware you know what I my favorite like ice cream flavor let's go buy ice cream flavors cuz I'm sure that's what they're asking we're leaking an ice cream right now I'm going to say vanilla ice cream that's my favorite type of ice cream I swear next question if you describe yourself in one word what would it be oh so now we're just [ __ ] going to the street in intelligent that's debatable sexy no I am the probably the least sexual person you'll ever meet entertaining again debatable misleading I'm all about them quick feet yup all about that clickbait mysterious I think my friends have called me and mysterious as in like they don't know what the [ __ ] I'm thinking we'll say dangerous oh yeah for real guys you know how dangerous it is to do a [ __ ] yaoi test on YouTube I can see all the gay comments already what the [ __ ] is this last one he like is that like Michael Jackson like like what the [ __ ] is this answer like if you ask this question to a friend you'd be like hey dude describe yourself in one word if the [ __ ] comes back with then I just just break it to them Michael Jackson is dead dude what I'm gonna say uh mysterious because I think that's the only thing to describe me and what the [ __ ] I'm doing right now your charm point okay this is like [ __ ] dating game all of us on your body and hell nah brah have you seen me do I'm like one of those like ball up like woo guys in front of like car sales your fancy car I live in Japan I don't need a car you're awesome style are you for sure dude damn boy I'm all about that style yeah your ability to get [ __ ] done ah your darkness what is this [ __ ] 2004 MySpace hey guys welcome to my myspace page my favorite anime character is L my favorite band is Simple Plan and I really hate myself [ __ ] the system I'm gonna say my fun personality I think I think I have a decent personality doing a little shopping you notice a sexy studded collar and leash sin with a [ __ ] my shopping you immediately run the other direction is the correct answer but let's see hope the collar is lined with silk because the feel of silk against your skin is hot there's a difference I think between a yaoi personality test and an S&M personality test buy it have a gift-wrapped and get excited when you think of your partner wearing it you know what honestly I'm not all into that S&M [ __ ] I think Aki is either I hope and then again she's into tentacles so he's gonna kill me when she sees this crave the feeling of control you'll get when holding the end of that leash [ __ ] sadist if I had a call around me and someone was on the end of that leash I will be kicking the [ __ ] out of them shiver a little in pleasure thinking of how submissive you'll feel wearing this down at your partner's feet this is clearly a person who is into that kind of [ __ ] wrote this cuz [ __ ] oh my god the title of this quiz should be changed to if you were in Fifty Shades of Grey who would you be answer all of them think of what an awesome cosplayer will make what character has a collar and leash like as their outfit maybe someone from euphoria I don't know giggle a little and turn red I mean I wouldn't turn red but I would giggle and bye giggle I mean laugh my ass off Oh for [ __ ] sake oh it's like none of these um I guess giggle a little and turn red you're finding yourself tired and thirsty you decide to go for oh look now we're just suddenly back man they really love going from one end of the spectrum to the other end the spectrum like that a cold beer oh [ __ ] yes a hot mocha latte with whipped cream uhm actually look a soy latte it's ironic because I actually know people who are like that margarita baby a root beer oh my boobies a fruity soda I don't mind a fruity soda but if I'm like tired and thirsty and it's a hot day [ __ ] cold beer all the way brother ah but after that drink you really have to go story of my life bathroom is crowded so you decide to push your way in and get the job done no no I can't I can't push through lanes man like I hate seeing that [ __ ] I can't do that [ __ ] if you're the person who would just like push everyone through like if you're busting to take a piss then shame on you turn red go in a stall lock the door and go while also blocking you with a foot hand and elbow what the [ __ ] block what your penis why is there a toilet question Jesus Christ good point go outside I'm guessing that means like to take a piss like out outside like you know if you're a man the world is your urinal I'm a respectable manner I'll stand there and wait for everyone to finish you like to sing I sure do and usually it's Rock yep pop yeah not good oh yeah they hit the nail on that right there in a made-up language uh yeah if I don't know the lyrics to the song but I think everyone's like that isn't it it's sexy it's usually sexy but yeah I usually like to sing rock music your socks right now uh what if I don't have any oh good no socks I go barefoot hell yeah if I was wearing socks though then the answer definitely would have been sheer Sookie and thigh-high gotta love the knee socks yelp you've always thought it would be amazingly awesome to be all we're talking about dreams now aspirations you know because you're a youtuber you just you just waste in society a prince slash princess princess yes girl I am still a princess a sex absolutely my god I would kill to be a sex slave to someone just ah [ __ ] destroy my anus please and someone's gonna take that clip and take it out of context left alone oh [ __ ] the 2004 myspace user is back my hobby is to be left alone while I watch Helsing sucked into a computer world where you got to complete an epic quest don't attack I mean yeah I'm sure that's what everyone's dream was the moment they saw no game no life I can say Rockstar because I like music it's good to use your body yes it is wait what pull out what can't is that in because in the context of this quiz that just sounds wrong and you'd like to dance okay first of all no I can't dance to save my life I mean like I make white people look good dancing draw in ticket beautiful patterns along your skin oh the 2004 myspace user the I bet you the person who made this is like still uses MySpace to this day play something with balls dude trap nude trapeze not just trapeze II nude like butt naked all right let's be real here I just play something with balls I lovely Dragonball Z game your perfect partner must be off take note sake I'm kidding kidding kidding chill comments chill bigger slash stronger than you know someone you can train to serve your every need um no able to see through your [ __ ] nobody can do that not even I can see through my own [ __ ] I have [ __ ] loyal and intelligent yeah I do actually quite like a loyal and intelligent you know what I'm gonna choose that your lover must also be able to oh another side note excite and amaze you yeah I think that's important because if she's not exciting and she's like not amazing and something then you know what you can't what are you gonna talk about the weather fix your car whatever breaks that don't have a car next put up with your moods yes my one mood of not giving a [ __ ] I mean yes I do have to put up with that actually so valid answer Onew completely body and soul so the last answer is for the quote-unquote yonder lovers that they saw when they watch me die Nikki for the first time and they're like oh my god I wish a girl like that would exist in real life and be my girlfriend but unfortunately it disappointed because uh those kinds of girls are in jail hands up if he knew what a young that it was before me Tony key that's what I thought I'm gonna say excite and amaze me your ideal way to spend an evening with your significant other plotting some epically naughty fun together no comment snacks and movies that's that's how I go man movie night with the GF with some snacks maybe a pizza on the side ice cream sounds like a good night to me erotic food play with you in bondage I mean what Ferrari cosplay time you just went there [ __ ] just went there with the F word the the yipping the tail pulling you get the point i'ma say snacks and movies though because I like movie nights I only just realized by the way that by partner I'm assuming like it's another dude if you're a dude who's doing this question which I am so that just made the whole furry time and the kinky food porn just Oh much more disturbing your favorite scent to wear on your body um besides body odor your partner's sweat ha [ __ ] better be taking a shower right before those [ __ ] otherwise I get the [ __ ] out Wayne so you want to smell like an alcoholic something sweet and delicious like chocolate or vanilla I can go for that yeah and rainwater though you want to smell homeless well since I don't want to smell like an alcoholic and a homeless person I'm gonna go for vanilla and chocolate cuz I like vanilla and are like vanilla wait wait you have an erotic dream it's about boobs I like the boobs I like the butts I like dude girls why am I taking this test your partner bound in silk ribbons great now someone's going to make a fan out of that with a key and I aren't like I didn't even have to say that the moment they saw that answer in this video they already opened up sigh and they started but that would be nice you bound in silk ribbons popped up fun toe sake know if you're someone in the comments watching this video right now who has a foot fetish can you write down in the comments please explain to me what exactly about this organ turns you on I don't I don't I don't get it you being centrally stalked through the forest at night uh no you stalking your innocent panda through the forest at night oh good the under there nightmare sexy playful spanking that sounds that sounds the most accurate honestly 9m cent at a time it goes way beyond smacking if let me I'm gonna say your partner bound in silk ribbons I can I can do that and the fan ah drawers go nuts your online name is something like the anime man yeah it's a gay US name I know furry boy whoa there has to be someone who has a username like this in fact every username on this question I bet you this someone called the cherry licious cherry licious the fwm do I bet you these people are in the comments right now they're probably regular commenters on my videos on a sweet Dave I mean considering my second channel is called Joey it's probably the most accurate my god how long is this [ __ ] quiz Jesus Christ I'll look you cooked your partner dinner oh cool yeah I do that it consists of items that are moist pretty and erratically suggest what food is that my [ __ ] this ain't no food Wars food you brought home and takeout boxes and put on to fancy I mean honestly I can see myself doing that baby girl for dinner tonight I went to the finest restaurant it's everywhere it's really really famous I hope you enjoy it it's called the Big Mac many little dishes of such adorable things that it doesn't matter what they are oh I've never understood this idea especially with you females and some dudes oh no I'm not leaving you dudes behind as well over looking at food and calling it cute like it has a [ __ ] personality I mean just eat the [ __ ] thing a pan of something that is totally completely fubar sounds like a sexual term nope you know I'm gonna go with the second one because I have actually made some like dishes for Aki and for my past exes as well I'm not exactly the best cook in fact I can't cook to save my life but I'm trying to learn it's the thought that counts right the sheets on your bed are dirty ha ha ha they do have one for dirty which line do you dream of hearing your partner say to you I don't have to dream anything IKEA will [ __ ] say anything I want you to have everything you could ever want for my love we spit in your ear as your partner hands you several records I will protect you always completely for you belong only to me and I will never let you go everything is gonna be tight job I fixed your laptop and now it runs ten times as fast a drink'll I feel so safe and warm with you please hold me tighter oh that's cute yes my hood from down at your feet whoa bra you were doing so well and then the last answer chill the [ __ ] out I'm gonna say I feel so same and warm with you please hold me tighter that's I think every dude regardless of what they're into would really love it if they heard your partner's say that you [ __ ] every guy and would love hearing said that from their partner especially girls my god you're a girl watching and you heard your partner say this how wet would your vagina be that you don't need to answer that without looking it up do you know what the acronym BDSM stands for ah [ __ ] there's a stand for body domination sucks mom no but that doesn't make me his pair enough the datatype of this [ __ ] honestly this this answers it gets what I'm saying you wanna come and show me no thanks Donna type of the [ __ ] oh my god I thought those 20 questions there's more if you watch this video up until this point you are a true fan and I really appreciate you or be you want to know if I'm gonna take the penis and go give you some juicy content for your fan fics which one do you think you are yes or m I think most people are a little bit of both it's like it's it's like the the bell comb you know not everybody's a hundred percent s and not everybody is a hundred percent and most people are somewhere in between I just love the last answer hey I'm up for whatever not a care in the world I'm gonna say a little bit of both maybe I think I think that's the most common answer oh and of course just for laughs you know this whole quiz is just for laughs which is your preference top or bottom I'll go this is going to get very personal I eat the icing in the middle first I love cream-filled cookies well if I get your twenty two questions deep you can't hide your innocence here I'll take it how a [ __ ] kid would love all the air out there this is like brow BZ you're having a buffet bribe get me anything I'll take it however I can get it gents I'm sure you understand where I'm getting from this book sex is sex and it's awesome oh that was the last question and I am a chibi simmer what you are the cemre in disguise able to fit in and get along with kooky and semi alike you are able to get close to the UK on their level before exerting kill Tom oh so that means I'm a little bit semmen now what that is that what GB semi means because like judging from this picture makes it look like I'm like one of those like tiny little blow-up dolls but for some reason I'm not the one receiving I'm the one giving what this makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others around your true simian nature because of your harmless appearance it takes the flamboyant flaming you care to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the sin that you oh my god this is a thing I'm most compatible with flaming hookahs and badass because badass who cares and I'm least compatible with dramatic who cares what the [ __ ] is a dramatic okay no please you penis it's too small oh oh go that just sounded really rapey I'm sorry apparently 332 thousand people have received the same results that means at least three hundred and thirty-two thousand people have done this quiz whoa but uh yeah there you go guys I am a chippy salmon which means I am not exactly a person who will destroy your anus or I'm not the one who's going to get my anus destroyed but I don't mind it if I destroy a little bit of anus so ladies for your next fanfic put me on top and put me as the innocent yet anal destroyer but guys I hope you enjoyed this dumb little video it again been a while since I've done one of these uh personality anime quizzes I mean [ __ ] I don't even know if that was an anime quiz or not I mean yeah I guess it is Vince is called semi UK comm which are anime terms I'm guessing a lot of like foo Joshi and I guess gay guys are into yah we have done this quiz before so yeah hope you enjoyed this yeah we personality quiz um I am so looking forward to the fan art and fan fics that are born from this video because I'm sure by the time you're listening to this part of the video if you've made it this far there are already people who are finished and are just in the process of uploading that [ __ ] on to the internet bye everybody to see but guys again hope you enjoyed this video and if there are any more cool like anime quizzes and you want me to bring back some of these anime quizzes then let me know by linking the quizzes over on Twitter first you should follow me on twitter and then link it to me and if I like the quiz that I mind or for the next video and guys just to clarify for any of you who discovered me through this video and you don't know who the [ __ ] I am one I am quite straight I do have a girlfriend she's also fellow youtuber and uh I'm very comfortable my sexuality and so I'm okay with talking about yaoi and talking about [ __ ] dudes up the ass in fact I've done quite a few videos on yaoi I went shopping for Yahweh with my female youtuber friend and I talked about Yahweh in an entire video so uh yeah I don't hate Yahweh I just don't go out of my way to read it unless you can give me some good Yahweh in which case leave it in the description or give it to me on Twitter now if you excuse me I'm gonna go uh mildly [ __ ] some dudes up the butt because I need to follow my personality my true self out in the public so I'll see you guys in the next video thanks for watching as always like if every if you enjoyed subscribe for more never better and I'll see you guys next video whatever I may keep what's the enemy shutter [Music] you

Channel: The Anime Man

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Keywords: anime, manga, theanimeman, reviews, discussions, music, let's, play, walkthrough, playthrough, funny, moments, epic, fail, commentary, live, reaction, yaoi, girlfriend, BL, test, personality, Japan, Japanese, animation, collection

Id: AvKyJJ4_7yU

Length: 22min 16sec (1336 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 20 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/blub_2002]

Sounds good

[u/supersexystylish69]

Link to the video :- https://youtu.be/AvKyJJ4_7yU

And this video is Joey doing yaoi personality test

[u/KingOfOddities]

They already planed it, it’s such a big topic so it definitely will get discuss

[u/Hisohoe]

Ah waiting..