Today we completely immerse ourselves in
ranch dressing. Let's talk about that. ♪ (intro theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning!
-Mythical Beast, a question is like a hot dog casing, and
we have just the answer meat to fill it. - We asked you to ask us questions about
fear and our first question comes from Carl The Card who asks,
"What's something I should be afraid of?" - Well Carl, if you are looking for new
things to be afraid of, my friend, you are living large and we
have the answer to your question. - Carl, you should be afraid of molasses
because in 1919 in Boston, Massachusetts a big ol' molasses tank burst and
murdered, that molasses murdered, 21 people. And you can imagine how slow
and sweet of a death that was. - You should be afraid of scarves, because
in 1927, Isadora Duncan was driving around in her convertible, wearing her
fashionable scarf, and guess what? Half of it ~fwitt~ flew down,
got caught up in the wheel, ~whoop~ snapped her neck.
- Oh ho. - Uh, she died. - (Rhett) Mm. (inhales) Carl you should be afraid of tampons. Follow me here.
(wheezy laugh) (Link) I don't know if I want to. (Rhett) - In 1996, a 26 year old Scottish
man shoved two tampons up his nose, - Of course he did!
- ... to stop him from snoring, and he did stop snoring,
he also died. - You should also be afraid of cows,
because three years ago in Brazil, Joao de Souza was sleeping soundly
in his bed, mmm, when all of a sudden a 3000 lb cow fell through his roof
and crushed him. Uh why was there a cow on his roof?
I am afraid to ask. - There ya go Carl, our next question
comes from Luke McFarlane who asks, "How does one simply get over spiders?" Well Luke, one does not simply get over
spiders. I am deathly afraid of spiders. I hate them. I've always hated them and I continue to hate them into the future. - But, no,
- ... is my prediction - ... no, no. This ends today. Rhett, it's time to face, your fears. - I ... (sigh) (Link laughing semi-maniacally)
- (Rhett) I.. I'm not touching it, I am not.. I am not touching that thing.
- Oh you don't have to touch it. You just have to talk to it. (shrink ray firing noise) - Ahhh... What is this about man?! - Just go over there and talk to him. - (Spider-Link) Hey man.
- Hey. - Whatsup daddy-o?
- I'm just a guy who's afraid of spiders that got shrunk down to meet you. - Oh theres nothing to be afraid of here.
Just me, your spider. - You're definitely not what I was
expecting. - Wha - we're not that different,
you and I. I bet you we have a lot of common
interests. You like to yoyo? - Uhh.. I mean I don't do it on a regular
basis, but I had a yoyo as a kid and I .. - Right, I got a yoyo too. I like
to yoyo. Check it. (sploop-slurp) Just like that.
I'm, I yoyo just like you do. - That's not how I yoyo.
- Well no, watch closely. (sploop) .. look at that (slurp) woop!
- Okay.. - Wanna see, come here, come closer.
Touch it. - Ah, no.
-Touch it! - No no I don't wanna..
- Touch it! - I don't wanna.. touch it.
- Touch it! - I don't wanna touch it!
- Touch it! - I can see it!
- Okay, (slurp) - I see it! I see it.
- That's fine, you don't have to touch it. Listen man, we're cool. We're no
different. Let's hug it out. Let's be friends. Let's be friends.
Bring it in.. (yelps then laughs) Gotchu! I gotchu man!
- That's not cool, you .. eh that's definitely not cool. If we're
gonna hug it out, let's hug it out. - Let's hug it out, yeah bring it
bring it in. Would you mind if I yoyo'ed while we're
hugging? - I don't want you to yoyo while
we're hugging, no. - Uh .. (sploop) too late.
- Oh gosh.. - (slurp then laughs) Oh yeah
- Okay, alright alright - Okay, good thats good, Okay. - Okay we're good! You can bring me up! (shrink ray firing noise)
Whoa.... (exhale)
- It worked huh? How you feel about spiders? What you say, would you gonna squish it now? - Yes. - Okay, well next question.
Uh jailbrinner asks, "How do I get over my fear
of ranch dressing?" - Well jailbrinner, ya know it would be
amazing if you could just shrink yourself down and have a one on one interaction
with a bottle of ranch. But that's obviously impossible. (Link scoffs)
- Yeah, that would be ridiculous. - So it's a little more complex than that.
- Uh, but actually ranch fear is more common than you might think, and there is
a therapy that has been developed that is sweeping the nation, it's called,
"Ranch Immersion Therapy," and it would be our pleasure to demonstrate
it for you now. - (Rhett) Okay the first step of
'Ranch Immersion Therapy' is to immerse yourself into ranch. - And it just so happens that we have
a tub full of ranch right here. - Mm it smells very ranchy
- Mmhm. - Oh gah oh phew, that, you really
went for it there. - Total ..
- What .. - Total ranch.
- I don't need to taste it. I'm about to immerse myself in it. - Yeah, thats why I don't care about my hand getting ranched
- Okay. - Alright here we go. - (Rhett yelps) Oh! - (Link yelps) It's cold!
Bring that other foot in. (both wooing from the cold) - (Link) It's not an ice bath, but it's
kinda cool. - (Rhett making noise) Ah, ah.
- Alright, so I'm going on the inside - oh ho h'okay.
- ... and you're going on the outside. - My knees are around
your knees right now. (both barking like seals) - (Link) It's cold. - Hold on, maybe we should
interlock knees. -Okay yep, yep.
- Like this? Oh no, I don't know. That doesn't
feel right. - (Link) Just sink -(Rhett hollers)
- .. don't sit on my foot. (both making disgruntled noises) - (Rhett) Euahhh! I can't.. Eughh Ahhh euahhh (both sigh) - Woo, it's so cold. Why's it gotta be so cold?
- Hold on, what is that? - My toe. (giggles) (whole crew laughs) - Ah, I just wanted to make
absolutely sure. Okay, well as you can see, that was,
(Link yelps) - ... Step 1 is complete.
- No it's not. - We gotta go further?
- Oo we gotta get submersion man. - How are you gonna get your face under?
- (Link groans) Ohh it's cold. (crew laughing) - (Rhett) Wha- Where's your body gonna go? - You gotta slide yours out a little bit.
- Yeah yeah, lemme get up a little bit. - Why's it gotta be so cold y'all?
I meant warm ranch. - Okay, I'm going up making
a little room for you. (crew laughing) I'm moving back. Now you go under, now
do you need.. what about your glasses? - Take my glasses off.
(Rhett exhales) - Yeah, please thank you. (Link groaning and exhaling)
(crew laughing) - Okay, there he goes. (crew laughing) Can you get, can you do it? - (Rhett) Can you, euahh, does that count? I think that counts man.
I think it counts. - I don't wanna get it in my eyes.
- No, well it can't .. - Get it off the edge of this eye. - Ah well theres ranch on my eye,
my fingers. - You gotta push harder than that. - I don't uh..
- Push .. push - .. wanna push your eyeball out. - I can't hear anything!
- What? Cause you .. - I got ranch in my ears! I cannot
hear anything! Okay, I don't, it's on this eye man.
- No it not. - (Link yelling) Push it hard!
- It's not! (Rhett shouting back) Theres no ranch!
- (Link yelling) There's ranch in my eye! (both yelling) - There's no ranch!
- There's ranch in my eye! - Push the eye!
- I need a paper towel. - Don't talk so loud.
- Right there, in .. push hard. - What do you mean by push?
- Yeah, okay. Oh yeah okay. (crew laughing) (Link roaring)
- Now ho - ho - hold... - Now you go down. - Uh yeah I'm about to. You're gonna have to go somewhere.
I'm a big man. - Slide your butt this way. (Link cackles) - I think I gotta get my legs ..
-Whoa! Watch the toes! - I think I gotta get my legs out.
- Not ... on the other side. (crew laughing and Rhett hollering)
- (Link) Okay, okay. Now it's..
get the face. Put the head down - Ho- ho hold wait wait! No don't
force me! - (Link laughs)
- Let me do this at my own pace! That's, that's the only rule of
'Ranch Immersion' is that you let me 'immerse' myself!
- Come on. Put your.. - Here I go.
- Get your head under. - Pull me, puh.. pull.
Yeah thats good. (Rhett hollers and groans) (Link laughs) - Don't open your ..
- (Rhett screaming) I went too far! - Don't open your eyes man!
- I went too far! (Link grunts) - Don't open your eyes, dude!
- (Rhett screaming) I went too far! I went too far man! I can't hear anything!
You were right! - I know! - You were so right!
- I cant hear anything. - Push my eyes! (crew laughs)
- (Link) Whoa, whoa! - Push my eyes!
- Here we go. Stay down, stay down.
I just ... (both breathing heavily) - Okay, I need a paper towel. I'm so cold. (Rhett shivers) - Oh yeah. If you clean out your ears,
- Oh man. - ... you can hear. Yeah. - It's very blurry, - Yeah
- .. one eyes very blurry. - This is great. I'm not afraid of ranch.
(laughs) - I see like a ranch mist on everything. (Rhett and Link shiver) Oh but I feel great. - But we're not done.
There's a Stage 2 to this. And now that we're in ranch, we might
as well make it a full sized salad. (laughs) - Now this is..
- Bring it on. - This is optional, ah for those of you
who really want to overcome. - Croutons. (plop sound) Oop. Salad. (grunts) Oh yeah. Look at that.
- That's not a crouton. That's a freaking piece of bread. But I guess on this scale it does
make sense. Oh carrots. - Oh yeah there we go. - Okay it's about to overflow. - Look at that man. (crunch) - Hey make sure you're
grabbing a carrot now. (crew laughs) - Huh, look at that! (crew laughs) - Nice touch. Well..
- Not a sponsor. - I wasn't scared of ranch to begin with,
but if I was, (Link burp)
... I wouldn't be now. - Success? (high five clap)
(background groan) - Thanks for liking, commenting,
and subscribing! - You know what time it is! - Hi, I'm Alli, and I'm Margo, and we're
in the Atlantic, Florida and its time to spin the
Wheel of Mythicality! Yahh! - If you're afraid of the sun beating
down on your face and potentially giving you skin cancer, never fear! We've got a mythical hat! - Or you could just use this. We sell
these at rhettandlink.com/store too! - We sell paper towels now?
- No we don't. - We should, we should start though.
- That looks better than a paper towel. Click through to Good Mythical More
where we're gonna play the Chubby Bunny Mochi Challenge.
- We're selling somebody's fake thumb! - Hey everybody, thanks for coming
around here. Answering our ad. Here it is right here.
- Look how real it looks. - It's a thumb. It ain't real though.
- But look what I can do with it. - Oh my goodness.
As you can see it's fake. - Can you do that with a real thumb? - It levitates over a hand.
- And then look at this ... - And it has not a thumb on it.
- Watch this (gasp). - Oh! No it didn't!
- 45! 55! - Double thumb!
- 75! - Double thumb! Just went up!
- $1000! - (Rhett) I'm not hedging here but Link
if you don't win this. I'm just saying if you don't win this, I feel like you
should be ashamed of yourself. Look at the mouth size. [Captioned by John: GMM Captioning Team]
