Crazy Airplane Cocktail Hacks

today we show you how to make flying coach a first-class experience let's talk about that good mythical morning mythical beast your questions are like flashlights and we are the answer Bobcats that come into your backyard and get caught in your beams boom hit him over to it just hit the Bobcat over the head claim your answer will spill out question comes from live to ask how do I get the best first class experience in regular coach seats incredible question I think we have an incredible answer because everybody knows that the main benefit from the first class experience yeah is not the extra leg room leg room is not the immortal address TVs put my leg there's not the ability to fold your seat down into a bed no it's two free drinks and you're back there in coach and you don't have those kind of amenities but that's all about to change as we introduce to you our mythical mocktail now you do get free drinks and little piddly snacks back in the normal coaches area of the airliner and as opposed to the free ultra creative mixed drinks that you can get up in that front posh area that i only walk through and just kind of stare at those guys I'm judging you and hating you inside mad that you get to leave before me and why are you already here yeah looking so comfortable yeah already drinking something so we've applied our creative minds to some stuff that we can make using the stuff that we have back in the Big E back here and the stuff that we can find going through Hudson News at the last second before we get on wait to the last second right mocktail number one all right we're starting things off simple when they ask what you want just say I'd like a coke and can I have the whole can and yet you got you got a sweet talk a little bit you might have to throw in a wink in order to get the whole can and then you got to have a friend who's been gonna order hey I'd like a whole can of ginger ale and giving the wink and then you pull that what I got I worked and then we each go halfsies on the coke and the gin rayul so let's go go half seas on this and then switchy switcheroonie switch ii don't let him see you do this they don't want you to do this in coach then you throw the ginger on there and ladies and gentlemen you're creating a joke G oke but it's pronounced with the jus like Jeff like Jeff yeah Cheers here shooting always cheers your buddy that makes you look hot class mmm tastes like a good idea to me did I mention we haven't tried these before now yeah we have you can judge whether or not you're gonna like them these sounds like a good idea let's do them now of course you can get some free creamer they have that in coach and you put that in there a little bit I got one over here and you got a blonde joke I wonder what they're doing in the back of the plane oh we are in the back of the plane I keep forgetting that I I'm smelling the laboratory Cheers do you smell the laboratory cheers my wingman he was in there for quite some time to us it's taste like a root beer float man anything wrong at all y'all should do this off to a good start let's continue I love blonde jokes mocktail number two okay if you're traveling during the winter or going to the Arctic you know you want to get some hot chocolate but they don't have that stuff on a lot of flights but all you got to do step one is pull out the chocolate bar that you've been sitting on the whole flight should be rather mushy very nice and then you order some hot water from the attendant you take what goes first chocolate first then put in the hot aqua it comes it comes real nice that is totally maturer but chocolate oh that's good three hours of but heat on it and it's just right how much you need three hours to do and then you add a little bit of just regular water heat and then you just do a little mix of routing now thinking good it may not look like it's getting a real good mix but listen everything tastes better at high altitudes YUM I like the little spice with my hot chocolate so I have created what I'm calling the Mexican hot chocolate you're going to need to ask for some flamin hot cheetos if they don't have that because they often don't just need to pick these up you need to have flaming hot cheetos on you at all times and then you got a little cheeto dust mmm and then you just let her rip and if you want to be extra fancy bring your pre-made cheeto dusted rimmed glass and move it over baby hmm now I am very very excited about what I'm about to put in my mouth are you in the Arctic of Mexico come with me to Mexico they're really cold man you know what you need oldest part of Mexico the highest mountain and make a drink from my cup take your cup back and enjoy it yourself good though you know what it's good it is good I'm more of a peppermint hot chocolate man you may have noticed that I've been chewing my peppermint I didn't want to say anything and then I've also got some peppermints that I have crushed in this ziplock bag in the tray then you spread those out and you spread them directly on your tray and then you take that minty gum but it's okay to do do all this in coach because people in coach there have no standards like they're not gonna tell you stop that they're like that guy's doing something cool all right now look at that minty rim of Awesomeness and now really onto something over there Neil throw open drop calling you by your last name you deserve it my chocolate gusher I I like to roll it oh you missed up I mean the very rim you might want to bring a funnel in your backpack I've always got flaming hot cheetos in a funnel they always look at me funny TSA so everybody gonna do that funnel I mean on the plane okay alright so I'm making my hot chocolate eggs got a little peppermint rim action I think that's gonna be good and then a minty chocolate heaven can I go with you to that part of the Arctic the minty part but part of the mark mark is minty what part is the Amen team go for it oh gosh the gamma tude oh you forgot about that god I was chewing the gum when you asked you say so I was like is he gonna taste it okay oh man I don't want to go to the art you've already been to the art that your mouth was very straw nope your mouth was in the Arctic take your throat to the Arctic mocktail number three okay for this one the first thing you're gonna need to do is sweet-talk I wink at that flight attendant so you can get a full can of sprite ohh once you've scored that you're gonna give it to poor man take some sour patch kids it's candy that you got at the newsstand you know take the decapitated heads of the sour patch kids and line the rim these drinks is fancy we got to match what they're doing up there in first class okay the great thing is you get to eat sour patch bodies the whole game the process you do and the next thing so that will continue for well it's a long flight you've got time you got chocolate bars Melton in your back pocket there's all kinds of time to get a kill booty bar so either on the fly or maybe while you're waiting for your flight you're going to take a bunch of skittles and then you're going to separate them into pre-organized bags you know I got that OCD working and then you're going to begin to layer the skittles so that you can end up with a rainbow layer of skittles inside your cup okay well link does that I'm gonna cut to the chase and tell you this is what that's gonna end up looking like I've been working on it the whole flight I've got my full sour patch head rim and I've got my full rainbow and then I'm gonna take my sprite don't forget about that and I'm going to make what I like to call the rainbow sprites yeah Rainbow Brite but it's rated by Sprague mmm you're gonna let that come up to the top right there and now you need to let that fester for about two minutes okay our two minutes are up few things have happened number one it's beginning to obtain some sort of brown color of all the colors and mixing together which is not unappetizing you know when it turns Dookie Brown is ready to drink yeah that's the signal and then there is a weird sugar film or something like that is like look at that look at the weird film it bubbles up and that's something you can watch when when you know you look out the window and you're taking a nosedive this is not recommended for diabetics but I'm not diabetic yet you know yet wow you really got it oh you got a horror head book so my mouth is four puts our batch guys too wide oh wow in you're spilling it and then while you're chewing on the sour patch guys sip away and what's that like what is that like let me see how wide my mouth is in sour patch heads I think my mouth is five kids Wow yeah well that's six or seven guys kids how many guys did you get Wow sweet man now and they're gonna get a rush that's gonna gonna jump out of that seat and you're gonna you know how you see some people just like standing it's cuz they could've been drinking here they've been big I've been on the rainbow sprite train my town number four now you may be thinking you can't have a smoothie on an airplane well your world is about to turn upside down yeah first thing I would think it to is to take the Eminem's that you've been sitting on I keep the M&Ms in the front and hurry in the back oh gosh it's more difficult to melt an M&M but you know you can do it okay next thing you're gonna want to take the cream creamer yeah pretty much an unlimited supply of those and just let it go next thing you're gonna do link is you're going to want to take a banana so you know what I'm gonna give you the instructions you make it over there we can share that buddies can share smoothies who says you can't and you sh mush mush banana get it as much as you can okay all right we'll worry about that in a second mmm now I know what you're thinking where's the peanut butter how do I add peanut butter to a smoothie on an airplane well it's easier than you think of course you get the free peanut pack that they send around you're gonna want to take a few of those peanuts you want to put them into your mouth hole the term mouth hole you can you can use that sparingly okay you won't crunchy or smooth I think this is your choice at this point I don't want your buddies cleaner but I can't understand you but I am making your smoothie your buddies make a peanut butter for you over here what just here here you go there's your your smoothie turn the crank look my no that's not my crank no an engine turn this again you got any more no oh good now that I got that in there now we got to mix it you're gonna take the personal fan that you got from Hudson news oh yeah and you're gonna insert that into your come on give it a good go just let it have it man yeah there you go all right yeah just basically machine with it yeah I think it's mixing very well okay link it's ready for you to drink listen this is your custom creation let me taste it taste it hmm peanut butter chocolate banana creamy smooth that is like I walk into Jamba Juice you're the back door that's the best smoothie I've ever had hey man I put my lips on the gum bit you to just tell it you're right that's exactly like just get a little taste it smells good it tastes really good I'm not kidding about that part oh it's good innit tell me that's not good you don't taste the spit in there it is chunky but it's good innit it's good it's so good you know what guys you could have made your own peanut butter just as easily as I did but you know that would have been no fun hey hey you're welcome guys we mythical mach tailed it up didn't we thanks for liking commenting and sharing this video with your friends and family you know what time it is we make videos on Facebook that we only put on Facebook now you know how you can see those videos go to Facebook also click through to good mythical more where we are gonna give you our unfiltered travel slash plane advice anything goes overly-confident conversation about bottom-up 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Length: 14min 19sec (859 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 21 2016