Cooking in the Bathroom Challenge

can we cook an entire breakfast in the bathroom let's talk about that [Music] [Applause] good mythical morning have you ever been in the bathroom and thought to yourself I can make a meal in here no I can safely say I thought that well hold on you're think about it aren't you running late some mornings and you have to make a choice between making breakfast and like getting completely ready yeah okay and what if we could discover a way to do both simultaneously or at least in the same place okay so you don't have to make a choice well maybe we can it's time to find out can we cook breakfast in the bathroom as opposed to should we cook breakfast in the bathroom because we're gonna do it anyway welcome to the mythical bathroom check that out we moved everything into a restroom that is not 2-dimensional the garden tub and put my hand right down in it move your foot ma put my hand right down in there behind there see and then would you like some water from my towel I'm petting the counter and then you got that believable and you've got your toilet right over here right that's conveniently located let me lift it no don't lift the lid right now no lift the lid later isn't that convincing okay now here we are no breakfast is complete without bacon and no bathroom is complete without a curling iron what does that mean that means we're gonna try calling iron bacon curling iron bacon okay no there's bacon on a plate we're not suggesting that you keep these foods in your bathroom but you could start I need you need to start like dorm fridge it up I don't know that's your problem break out your curling iron we each have our own oh do you see that smoke this thing is warmed up and what I'm gonna do here with my variety with the little pincher I can pinch the edge of my bacon and then I can start wrapping it so I don't I don't have that but I do have total clippers and I don't want to touch the bacon oh so you're gonna take that first piece in links your curling iron is hot because I know this is the kind of thing we're two minutes from now you're gonna be grabbing it like a popsicle all right here we go ooh whoa look at that I am gonna touch it and then just you know wrap it up and I'm gonna die right now I don't have a clamp but I think that it will is you kind of naturally grabs hold of this now that is already smelling good and I've got a turbo button I'm gonna turbo that bike in now this may take up to five minutes maybe a little bit more up if you can successfully wrap it on there mine doesn't have a clamp no it doesn't so I got a little disadvantage here oh yeah we breathe in it pretty much everywhere yeah really drip the grease plate there's one for you link oh yeah Thank You chase there we go oh that's almost nice alright so as sound stop sizzling or when the sizzling sound stops that means that your bacon is falling off now if that happens what you can do you can put it on a plate and it's gonna take a lot longer but you can just massage it come on let's not Punk out on this here I'll help you hold that let you hold this let me wrap it around with two hands okay go for it don't move it on me and I'm gonna use this use toenail clipper and then we still be still just I'm gonna grab this oh yeah there you go there it is great now I'm gonna let this cook okay I think we are done my bacon is a little more crispy towards the bottom but it looks pretty good yeah yours is done I think mine is done in a different fashion meaning okay I'm done with this I'm not gonna eat it I'm done with trying me it's like a lit well I mean I don't know if you like your bacon al dente I've got the perfect method use one without a clip but I definitely think the clip fashion works a lot better than oh yeah cuz you got a good place to start so that's what we recommend I'm gonna meticulously take this off using a cuticle cutter which is the preferred method for bacon manipulation globally bacon manipulation yeah whenever I want to manipulate bacon I use a cuticle cutter here we go now we're gonna plate this later oh it's so crispy fries what have you oh gosh okay you know what no I just busted the fat you're making bacon bits hair dryer eggs okay Rhett you have the egg just give me a second I like how your mouth made the night that laying in exile I'm glad actually that's where the sound came from the sound didn't come down this is my I'm gonna this is our heat source it's not working but it works and so we need to apply the heat in a bowl ideally a metal bowl right which you know for a lot of people they put their their pet bowl in the bathroom a lot of people so why don't you crack a egg Fox just gonna take a little weird okay why don't you crack the egg into that no me takaki da that's why I'm asking and then you're gonna scramble it I'm going to whisk it with a toothbrush but while you're cracking that egg I'm gonna do what I always do with these I'm gonna put it right here on this bottom my nose oh yeah we're gonna have to eat this egg later oh I can wipe it down in the trash can which is in the bathroom okay now I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna the toothbrush makes a great whisker now just leave it one place and let let it do the work that's not gonna work wispy alright so I'm ready to apply the heat I'm gonna hold this with this thing so it doesn't get my fingers hot now I can apply the heat to the top but I'm just messing that's not how burners work and this is a burner so here we go three two one burn now this is not inconvenient all could be putting on my mascara right now while doing this I sit smoking oh yes darn it it's starting to smoke starting to cook a little I think we're getting pretty close now look at that it looks like applesauce it looks like the best eggs I've ever seen all right I could just quit all on it don't eat that we got a plate that look at that show that to the it looks like some eggs you would get it like a really like this would be like a $65 egg plate it like a gourmet restaurant mm-hmm have you had the pet toothbrush eggs well we'll play tag we can safely say that's a good part of a healthy breakfast flat iron cakes okay I've got a soap dispenser filled with pancake batter because I always do who doesn't and I've got a flat iron now I am particularly excited about this this seems like one that is just going to work flawlessly mm-hmm you want to spray down the flat iron all right so so just put a strip right across this whole thing there more puppet link oh yeah really good it in there thick that's good that's good and now I'm going to George Foreman eat your heart out ha ha ha don't really pop it oh and I'm gonna take another nail file and I'm gonna just oh we made a pancake now that's progress I know what I'm gonna do in the bathroom tonight all right let's go again stop right there yeah and I'm gonna squeeze it now yeah we got this down to a sky ants man the next time y'all go to a fancy breakfast place you're gonna walk in it's gonna be like it no it's gonna be one of those hotels and instead of a guy with a waffle iron there's gonna be two guys and what I was gonna have one of these and they're gonna be making pancakes oh yeah and they're gonna be us I mean this is an infomercial waiting to happen we can just make all you gotta do is pump it and dump it you gotta work on your pumping now if if we're gonna sell this across America and the rest of the world you're gonna have to be a better pumper I'm right there pump it Pump it squeeze it pump it squeeze it dump it dump it dump it toilet bowl orange juice welcome to the toilet not if I stay here oh yeah it's I was expecting you to sit there and what we're trying to do link is we're trying to make some good old-fashioned fresh-squeezed orange juice how are we gonna squeeze oranges well on a toilet you are going to squeeze them my friend but first what I'm going to do is I'm going to create a little hole for the juice to sneak what was starting starting to escape yeah yep yep pull out the navel I'm gonna take this thing as another thing for your nails I'm gonna just pop goes the weasel yep right here or just grab it alright now everybody has swish cups in their bathroom right I do okay like what we're gonna do is I'm actually I want you to sit up stand up I'm going to place this on the seat right here and I'm gonna need you to sit your rear end down on it here we go alright so now bring it down faster slow bring it down slow and now real nice and easy oh oh oh that's nice look at that what is nice usually I can tell when I'm making progress but I'm gonna take your word for it look at that I got it at least it two swallows in their shower coffee welcome to our custom-made shower uh it is a bonafide shower because alex has showered in it yes I can smell him no we're making coffee which means you got to have coffee I got some grounds I have some high quality plastic Roe ground coffee like oh it smells old rich now I typically hang my pantyhose to dry over the uh-huh Rover the shower always wondered what that was so we're gonna use that as a filter and what I need you to do link is just grab a handful of coffee at a time and just stuff it right in those pantyhose well actually I thought I'm just gonna get down here to the toe area and then you can just kind of pour oh that's okay pour a little bit how about a lot well that's very satisfying to watch it use and go right down there just a lot that's gonna be some strong coffee whoa this is a coffee snake this is a lot of times this happens when you get it when you find yourself having created a coffee snake you're gonna want this is how you get rid of a coffee snake okay you got a whole don't do it right oh that yeah you wanna massage that coffee snake you want to get it all in there you want to get that coffee snake like he ate a rat is that gonna work you want to turn it into what we call a coffee gourd what have we done all right now group that like bunch it get it bunchy come and we're gonna cuff it around there now this potato sized coffee sack is is twisted it's twisted kind of untwisted now first let's demonstrate that this is a real shower look at that ingenuity all right so let's see I don't want to get your shower as hot as you possibly can that looks so good link now let's just nothing says breakfast like whatever this is right countdown three two one call too much too much too much too much too much no that's not too much okay you got a full glass half full mugs give that a swig it's not weak at all you want to try it I don't mean well you know at this point there's so much coming out I just feel like I can just get it like a teat get it a coffee tea hey I found a coffee tea this is like the greatest moment of the Lewis and Clark adventure we don't discover coffee teeth just when we got to the face of the Rockies we found the coffee teeth and me and you do it drink from it taste it's not bad it really isn't that bad if you like very weak coffee oh you're really going for it this is a very ripe coffee team it's just bursting with whoa look at that I'm so caffeinated I mean that tastes like mechanic coffee he really isn't that bad we had a look I mean now do we have a cream tea that's just a regular to keep our cream it's just a regular teeth all right guys okay here's our coffee let's go assemble our full bathroom breakfast mythical beasts we present our dish here it is plated nicely well it fancily on the top of a toilet tank toilet tank lid now we're gonna be eating this in good mythical more but for right now I want to say thank you for liking commenting and subscribing do you know what time it is I'm Roman J Swan from Frankfort Kentucky and it is time to spin the wheel of mythicality drink your shower coffee with a good mythical morning mug makes it taste ten percent better at least available only at Wrigley knock off slash stores and click through to good mythical more mobile users click the I we're gonna be eating this stuff along with a special canine guess overly confident conversation about wormholes Hey what you know I know what you're gonna say what I've been thinking about and talking about la alarma wormholes yeah I mean if you get sucked into one when you get spit out you're gonna be in an alternate dimension well no enough set well I'm talking about I'm talking about wormholes right and then it's it's kind of like a black hole oh no no no no you don't know what more sci-fi talk about a bean in soil that's a little bit bigger than the worm that made it now that's what I'm talking about that's freaky I know a lot about that ask me questions about it well you know what I thought for you [Music] what

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

Views: 11,595,350

Rating: 4.8957357 out of 5

Keywords: Rhett, Link, Talk, Good Mythical Morning, Mythical Morning, GMM, The Mythical Show, funny, talk show, variety show, Wheel of Mythicality, Mythical Beasts, Mythical, RhettandLink2, Rhett and Link 2, Rhett and Link, Talking, season 9, cooking challenge, cooking in the bathroom, rhett and link cooking challenge, cooking in the bathroom challenge, curling iron bacon, flat iron pancake, rhett and link bacon, rhett and link breakfast, rhett and link breakfast challenge

Id: XhxPKSfNCP4

Length: 14min 32sec (872 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 19 2016

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[u/GlamorousHousewife]

Ok, this video is a bit ridiculous, but these guys crack me up so I wanted to share.

[u/ThisIsAnuStart]

mmmmmmm Bacon