<i> ( music playing )</i> A wise man once said, "A cup of tea is
a cup of peace." And a tall friend
of mine once said, "Why don't we cover
Link in tea, dip him in hot water
and see how it tastes." I sure did! It's time for the... Okay, before we
get started, do I have
your consent? Yes, my excitement
for this endeavour
cannot be harnessed. What I'm saying is, I'm wearing a harness. You'll find out
why in a second. Okay, uh, as much
as I would like to actually turn your actual
human flesh into tea, uh, they told me
that wasn't allowed. - Legal said no.
- ( laughs ) So, we've gotta figure
out a way to get tea onto you and we've
done that-- Chase, please come in
and help me with this. Okay, so we have
some honey, honey. ♪ Honey for honey ♪ Just roll it right
on ya. Ooh, you shoulda
heated the honey. Ooh, wow. This is gonna
take too long. Let's upgrade
to the brush. - Link: You gotta get a
nice and even coating.
- Rhett: Gosh! You hair, you leg hair, absorbs honey like
you wouldn't believe. Have you ever
honeyed up your
legs before? Not in public. You know what?
This is also gonna
take too long. Why don't you just
sit down. Can you sing
"Pour Some Honey On Me?" ♪ Pour some honey on me ♪ ( vocalizing ) Okay. Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ooh, yeah. Oh, right on the chest. Oh, yeah. ( grunts ) ( chuckles )
Oh, gosh. All right, call in
the bears. The bears.
Okay, no bears. Stand up.
We're going to apply
the tea. ( grunts ) There we go,
what is this black tea? You look like
a vegan villain. Oh.
( spits ) You want me to warn you
before that happens? - No.
- How's it right here? It's great right there. - Oh!
- ( laughs ) What was that.
Chase broke his spoon, I think that's seven
years of bad luck. ( laughter ) Oh, is this a mound
of tea I can stand on now. Okay, I feel like this
is adequate "tea'ge." Can you call me
Mr. T from now on? No, I feel like that's
disrespectful to Mr. T. I pity the fool who allows
themselves to be covered
in tea and honey. That fool is me. You're gonna just step
until you feel like your feet are in
a bag. Oh, why am I holding
my hands like this? Come up here. I'm trying to figure out,
should I smile, or frown? I'm gonna smile,
even though-- I'll just smile through
the pain and discomfort. Let's bring down'
the rope. What? Okay. Okay. Okay, now you can't have
hot tea without hot water. Let's lift him up! Oh! There I go. ♪ I believe I am tea ♪ ♪ I believe you should
drink me ♪ - Yeah.
- ( singing gibberish ) Oh! Oh! Yeah. There I go. Uh, hey. Okay, we're not just
gonna have normal tea, we're going to add
the typical tea ingredients. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoo! Ah! Ah! Okay, okay. Okay! Okay! I'm okay! - Was that-- oh, is that cold?
- ( spitting ) Oh, I'm sorry. - ( groaning )
- Oh! - Cinnamon.
- Okay. I'm going easy on the cinnamon. And a little bit of mint.
Just a splash. And now the advantage
of having a human tea bag is that it can stir
itself. - Oh, yeah.
- So, Link, see if you
can get this mint. worked around. Do a little agitation cycle. Wait, wait, hold on.
Look what I found. - Another ingredient!
- ( laughter ) ( laughs )
Yeah! Look at that.
Don't pour sprite in there. It'll ruin my perfect
cup of tea. - What?
- Rhett: Uh! Fine, save that for later. - ( rings bell )
- Come one, come all, enjoy the robust
flavors of Sir Link, the human tea bag. - Hey, guys.
- Enjoy, enjoy. Anybody thirsty and British? It also contains all
the ointments that I've slathered
on my body. Well, hold on a second.
I don't have a cup. Oh. Come on, Rhett. ( all shouting ) Yeah! It's a party! Oh, while you were
under there I drank
so much. ( laughter ) Oh, gosh. We'll leave all
the tea bagging puns for the comments section. We are above that. Speaking of tea bagging,
stick around and see if we can
tell the difference between an Olympic face
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