SwaggerSouls Best CSGO Moments 5

Travis assumed the defensive position [Laughter] we're gonna set up a perimeter yeah we've been calling a 12 year old 15 minutes yeah I didn't think I could get much worse than this but it was alright you guys you guys go do your shoot I'm just gonna take some calls okay okay hello this is not the person you were trying to call you've reached the rejection hotline unfortunately the person who gave you this rejection hotline number did not want to have their real number you know this sucks oh good I'm so good at this game watch our boy win this heat he wins these don't worry bit of a questionable play but trust me he wins these giving him the bomb the very very again very questionable play but he wins these trust me he wins these walk okay I know I know he died in the bombs plane but trust me he wins these it's okay we'll be good it's ping 100% I swear it's faint you have the lowest shut up I want to chef boyardee can to roll to my door I want my papaw to tell me no and then the can gets angry and rolls all the way to my house the director's cut of the commercial is just the kid crushing your dad to death SpaghettiOs you have to [ __ ] just yell at him yeah yeah pink is my Caillou's pink in all my thumbnails you have to drop that you're a youtuber yeah if you shoot again congratulations just every time you kill it back congratulations you've won congratulations you've won congratulations you've won again congratulations you did it again good job you really expect me to say it every every [ __ ] time you expect me to say every time congratulations there you go congratulations what they made the water more expensive do you see the [ __ ] well that's 108 this [ __ ] dude hate inflation what up ahead there now it's only ten rod you have any more [ __ ] grenades nice horse [ __ ] [ __ ] anime piece of [ __ ] did you say horseshit or horseshit I need to know this [ __ ] oh let me fix it horse [ __ ] did you think I said there that one was horseshit that was for what I said first was horse [ __ ] okay I just want to make sure sound like horse [ __ ] but that works too whichever one is funnier just use that and then people won't know the difference that's the beauty of it that one really enthusiastic school coach yes yeah really yeah yes I love the same Delhi make him cry if he cries you win Yeah right there okay would you pay a [ __ ] to [ __ ] on your chest are you in no I'm not gonna do that why what if she hate you she pay you how much are we talking how much money a hundred dollars one hundred US dollars you let a horse shot on you no not run a thousand US dollars four thousand I considered what [ __ ] are we talking here what kind of [ __ ] just a regular old [ __ ] just you know like solid the right yes the full of fiber you know it's intact it's not too greasy just I do it I do four thousand okay you know you take a shower right afterwards good a thousand [ __ ] dollars why not I'd be very uncomfortable it's not really a rock that's funny turns out he's not a rock tonight at 8 p.m. Dwayne the rock Johnson is not actually a rock Dwayne the rock Johnson was spotted listening to rock rock much if you start like referencing everything in the price is about 100 [ __ ] [ __ ] you know know the bits over we're not doing this anymore 10 minutes are you kidding me oh my swagger so quiet capslock by accident why is caps-lock that's always capsule it's my toggle mute that's what the worst mute key ever yeah well whenever he tries to talk in all caps his kids muted and you guys just go go go you can you push him push him push him go go push him like a dick in the ass go push him push on and this guy really hates us he does not wonder why what a [ __ ] whoa whoa the r-word you don't use that anymore what's is the guy who just spent the last ten rounds ain't life get liberally I you and I Nick my balls shaving I'm always worried hi I'm three minds left and right as paper I'm so stressed out oh my [ __ ] god [ __ ] if you don't finish up your mind sweeper I know how focused this is 3d minesweeper right now we're trying to defuse the [ __ ] mines over there and T spawn at one ass okay I think this is slightly more interesting this is 3d minesweeper not freshly shaven he knows who you are yeah I knew he did that's why I told you guys to stop cool [ __ ] good one good one casserole good sir I saw that I jumped on him I was like oh crap it's cougar I hunt you down night each year zelich an interesting individual casserole ketone intended about yourself let's see um I myself am never know I like rocks no you're pretty way you know geology I'll take me on and I'm joking with you screw that [ __ ] how it's like okay I'm sorry my car beep beep like be beer in car sounds a bit gay car sounds like up yeah it's a Volvo I'm sponsored by Toyota this is a plug when a monkey shaves his scrotum and mix it did you buy this with your YouTube money one by one this this thing if you're asking no I didn't where did you get it then he downloaded it have you seen a naked chimp no dude they'll beat the [ __ ] out of you Jamie pulled it up real quick he's [ __ ] [ __ ] muscles on that thing look at the [ __ ] they'll rip your [ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] it's entirely possible especially if you get it on dimethyltryptamine feed it on a diet of just pure alchemy and innocent that was the luckiest [ __ ] spray Evan yeah don't tell him that though he's he's gay there's a luckiest [ __ ] spray ever boy alert dumpsters are big trash bins oh [ __ ] why do you [ __ ] spoil you man oh no nevermind there were more than one map awareness arrested for Columbus it's like hey guys I've discovered an alternate route to be you don't need to rush it you can go through MIT it's great [Music] [Laughter] here you time traveler yeah oh yeah well what am I gonna do next Who am I gonna say next rip jerk I'll probably try it ass [ __ ] me no I'm not gonna get your here I'm sorry blaming the ogre old is not a valid defense against her pedophile charges John you can't just blame stop my fault he was so hot it was the French guy with the big shield ooh Montague nee nee Montague me really likes Bogner [Music] [Laughter] time's up nice time out I have to take my clothes out of my dryer you should probably do that no don't do it don't go this is nicely soft for you no it wasn't it's broken break yeah I left it on for like five hours cuz I forgot and yeah it was well my clothes were really hot I'm sure a fire would have broken out if I had left it on any longer okay awesome just let a fire happen you guys have a name for your [ __ ] I call my dick the dentist because I'd be given fillings I thought it was cuz you can't get enough teeth if the [ __ ] isn't chewing on it like a dog toy there's something wrong it was like she's trying to get the cream out of a cannoli [Applause] I saw ya I'm sorry secretly I'm a raging queer and I deal with it by calling other people gay this guy is probably recording this whole game it's gonna be all the unedited as evidence that we're both a not [ __ ] funny at all and the greatest and homophobic is far cry as gaming were like cry is lambing sexually frustrated bump it bump it twist it twist it how much worse is it if you swap out the it for me like that's what [Laughter] love me love me love me commit to me to me to me thrown out fix me it's getting to real real oh I know what do you want me to do about it my teammate has told me to go pick not marry your kid a [ __ ] mistake I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] go away they would be yeah you're [ __ ] okay why didn't you listen I hold it 14 seconds you get this don't die don't die don't get by pizza rolls now you got a future [ __ ] game oh it's you again I'm gonna talk about this dude still playing minesweeper No my trip is over we're getting you guys getting loose oh you got the clutch case all right ready okay get ready gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme no I want to start from zero swagger can you just play that do a piano thing again and then we'll all laugh and we can just reset all right what specific bit do you want me to do - recently I wanted you I want you to do the do the thing were you were rapping rapping fast and then we'll divert into like a different timeline all right all right all right I can slow the beat down okay slow the beat down I am on the mic the training wheels off this strike [Laughter]

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Views: 193,663

Keywords: CS:GO, Fitz, SwaggerSouls, Misfitz, PUBG, Battlegrounds, SMITTY, SMii7Y, Zuckles, McCreamy, Kugo, RaccoonEggs, Kroz, Grizzy, IAMWILDCAT, Fortnite

Id: EVOjQbfuYvc

Length: 18min 41sec (1121 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 13 2020