NOSTALGIC CSGO MOMENTS

what do you got to eat there wreck butter chip [ __ ] butter chicken yeah uh the ingredients are butter and chicken nice hey honey i made some butter chicken it's just a slab of butter molded into the shape of a chicken chicken buddy this is a dumb joke yeah i ordered yakko bill nice taco bell and a whole cake beautiful [Music] that he did i know [Music] i didn't know there was a bit nice if you're eating a whole cake don't say anything his mouth's full frank do you know this pit yeah it was happening in my channel as he was playing with me dude who are you in a call with he sounds like he eats whole cakes that's so funny dude it's so it's actually so funny it was just one passing joke it made a connection to my mind and for some reason everybody else agrees you can kind of hear it though it's just like a roundabout way of saying he has a fat are voice still talking about me in the [ __ ] cake [Laughter] [Music] mr wayne mcnaisey i might have been wrong the whole time you could be a whole pie eater maybe you're a cobbler or a crumble kind of guy you like angel cake no no pancake like you're poking his stomach while you say that i'm down to jump in a cs game whenever you guys are by the way but if we're just chilling and eating that's cool too i can eat while we play with them again what'd you get from taco bell uh toasted cheddar chalupa a bean burrito uh one of those slushes slushy things a slushie i've tried american taco bell it's it's actually better here i was never a taco bell guy yeah yeah i i like it every once in a while today's one of those days does it actually [ __ ] up your bowel movements like they say no there was a short period where i was eating it pretty regularly and that when when that was around it was [ __ ] with me but who would have known when your diet consists of cheese and and [ __ ] beans you'll be ripping eggs and [ __ ] your brains in but like are you [ __ ] solid in general mcnasty or your shit's like yeah surprisingly enough i have bowels of steel yeah well that's the icing on the cake when i [ __ ] it probably takes me about 30 seconds that's the ideal [ __ ] time people can sit on the toilet for like 45 minutes i just don't yeah but they're doing other stuff go for three or four minutes trying to try to pull it out and pinch your eye for the right spot and then no i sit down what do you mean pinch you know when you're like halfway through a good like half footing and you're like there might still be some length left on this cable like if you pinch your eye too early then you have a smaller nugget of [ __ ] it's still in your ass yeah i don't know man it sounds like you just need more fiber or something mcnasty knows he knows what i'm talking about he's had the american diet i don't ever pinch off though you don't no it just all comes out do you pre-lube what does that mean like spit no you don't like it in your hand and it's before you before you eat a meal you uh you drink like maybe a quarter of a bottle of lube just to get it nice and like oiled up slicked up straight through large and small intestines straight down your colon like a winery slide like hunter biting going down a water stone at two times speed on crack i don't know why i want to eat taco bell all my burps taste like it's lettuce i i could smell it when you said that i would say that kind of [ __ ] we could smell that second-hand lettuce i can smell romaine lettuce is less expensive in uh america too no we have guns okay okay yeah we hunt our own lettuce [Laughter] hey man i'm flapping heads over here just [ __ ] shooting heads of lettuce standing in the middle of a field it's a [ __ ] piece of white trash just driving down the road with a bunch of lettuces at the front of his car tied to the [ __ ] radiator he's got like a head of lettuce hung on the wall [Laughter] shut the bad boy [Laughter] no have you seen that one movie matilda yeah remember the punishment that fancy gets when he has to eat a whole cake yeah yeah yeah that's not where you got that from no no it isn't it's just it's like a happy accident we were talking about punishments it wouldn't be a punishment for you who's yeah good job you you took a [ __ ] all on your own yeah use a whole cake they all sing happy birthday to you every day is my birthday every day is your birthday when you're eating whole cakes maybe that's what happened is i got hit on my head on my birthday and i just think every day is my birthday it will be you i'm three thousand four hundred and forty seven what's the time over there fellas ten o'clock not too bad you guys on a late schedule right now or no i woke up at like 11 but i took a nap like an hour um food coma shut the [ __ ] up i'm over you swagger i'm over it he was taking a mcnab you do have the word mick in your name it's like helping your kids true you're named after junk food maybe you can get so big at your own mcdonald's meal like travis scott or kid leroy what would your uh mcdonald's meal be in a cake i'll test 20 apple pies 13 cookies yeah it's a 5 gallon bucket of sprite but like it's it's just like one of those uh home depot paint games a 10 liter can you get a egg mcmuffin with extra cornmeal on the bottom yeah i didn't think so is the cornmeal just the diced yep that's the exact muscle the yellowish white batter don't tell me they do custom orders i've tried ordering that like seven times i get into a shouting match every time wait can you like order a make muffin but then like take everything off the muffins so it's just corn meal and dust can i get everything removed except the cornmeal oatmeal is [ __ ] awful really fire i eat oatmeal every morning it is fire because whenever i cook oatmeal and i put it in my mouth napalm sticks to the [ __ ] roof of my mouth and gives me second degree burns are you supposed to cool it off you [ __ ] [ __ ] am i [ __ ] i'm hungry and i need to eat it now dude maybe if you ate more oatmeal you wouldn't have these shits that break off on your [ __ ] and you have to [ __ ] cut this i i don't think it is the fragility of my bowel movements i think it's just the absolute power and torque of my sphincter just do less kegels bro yeah you've been joking i'm always joking i'm joking i'm mewing i'm doing everything the cool kids are doing what's million it's when you put your tongue to like the roof of your mouth or whatever and then you get a bigger jawline oh yeah i've heard it it's like a whole subreddit about that yeah just once you insecure weirdos you don't want to take time for too long i've been mewing for five months but my crush still won't look at me am i doing it right [Laughter] you've been you in for a year now i've actually dug through the roof of my mouth with my tongue the deviated septum now i can barely breathe these mewing before and after photos are great yeah does it work yeah look at this before and after this girl actually gets whiter oh [ __ ] i know ewing gives you more rights it looks like they're covered to like a racist animorphs book has anyone seen the new minions movie in the suit four times no tears in my eyes you shouldn't have done grew like that shut the [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] man i didn't ask for a barrage of minion meme quotes i just wanted to know if the movie was good it was okay i did it i did actually wanted you it did yeah it was weird they were like going through time there was like one bit where a minion falls in mud and like in like something like inner city it's meant to be like the 90s or whatever and his face is like covered in mud and it was like a blackface show it was really weird it really hit this i can hear your brain trying to formulate that bit as you talk you're like how do i make this racist how do i make those racists so he fell in mind and then it was like he was all cool and like walking around and people were like respecting him and fist pumping about i thought it was like kind of into place my [ __ ] i'd never do blackface i'd probably i would maybe good to know i mean i'd cosplay an african-american though that's your opener just to set myself apart i would never do blackface walk up to a black chick in a bar and say that i would never do blackface but i would sure like to see you in white face and then just do a motion of your jacking off and come in on your face holy [ __ ] can you just smack her with some baby powder baby powder in your pocket just always prepared for that jokes people always have it ready for that pickup line it's just cornmeal [Laughter] [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Tue Aug 09 2022