Best Of SwaggerSouls CSGO 2

he's not why don't we call these guys straight trash how do you know they're straight that's 20 19. there's one to your right to your right i see it i see him [Laughter] you know how i like how you're my dad no i keep telling you that's not true no seems like you think i'm a huge disappointment being a father i can think that without you being my son's involved with you you gotta outside of that man crazy you should start vaping get a bacon flavor does that exist because i just got my vape this morning did you actually get a vape yeah i got bored i got bored so i wanted to get a nicotine addiction a written that's the sound i make when i suck penis my penis give you epilepsy jesus that's how you know it's good it's so good there's an epilepsy warning mason where the [ __ ] did you go yeah where'd you live because counter-strike's a piece of [ __ ] why you feel bad because you didn't go bouncing on the tires yep are you actually leaving what oh no it cracked can you hear me hello knock knock we can hear you yeah [ __ ] we're literally having a conversation why would you randomly say ask if i can hear you there's nothing that indicate that i couldn't hear you i was replying to you communicating telepathically he's behind the box left corner yep get him get him good shot do it again nice nice this a is a disappointment to his team how do i spell it that's not how you win a spelling bee actually that is how you win a spelling bee this depends on how [ __ ] [ __ ] the judges are oh oh [ __ ] it's me talking to my cat me looking in the mirror your pathetic [ __ ] meet my wife before i feed her everybody just starts walking away my legs are so cold oh yeah um thank you consider pants i am i am got an itchy trigger finger on my [ __ ] and i've been seeing my doctor about erectile dysfunction for four years and i've been on and off medication and i just sploosh am i right ladies watch out guy on your left guy on your left guy on your left your left your left in the smoke you're shooting you're shooting a guy guy right there right there killing it right right right there you go there you go another guy another guy down ct ct go off go off go up playing the bomb playing the bomb okay bombs down bomb down mid go catwalk don't go lower and then go b then go from b to mid and then grab the bomb or jump into ct and die for comedic purpose do that do that go back up go back up comedic purpose i love counter-strike funny moments i also like this is it all right well we're gonna have to add that all right that joke's gone and now we can't put it in wait you can't put it in when you yeah i have a rectangle to be unconscious it's the ultimate plight of this yeah that [ __ ] can is still there dude get it out dude this is a letter we can't have this oh wait you just put lead in the ground bastard lead doesn't naturally deteriorate it's an element science is a teacher i mean swagger is a teacher science sciences science is a teacher jesse you're not wrong science is my teacher i like science just pushes up glasses [ __ ] candies so what you're saying with the membrane i've been popping zany since the fifth grade oh one great higher we're almost on the same uh wavelength there i got held back i did seven years if i jump off the top balcony up there am i gonna am i yes you will die don't worry just deploy your glider yeah exactly just bounce off the tires dog just build built down yeah wait are you guys making a fortnight joke here you you just use this cloud i'm so dead how's that oh no oh no all right boys get ready yeah here we go [Laughter] all right get him man i'll distract them it's all right guys i'm watching the bomb yeah there you go hey thanks for watching the bombs uncles yeah no worries walkers [Music] and i quote walk a flock a big red carpet man welcome back to extreme oh [ __ ] it's haunted go quick michael jackson's noises clutch dude not gonna lie those michael jackson noises weren't very convincing really he sounds more like this i bet that suck it you six-year-old [ __ ] yeah whoa well i think right now he sounds more like this hey an mp7 army recon accepted his battle scar to the point where it's just a normal mp7 hey look an exit button [Laughter] what is this team all right i got you i got i got you smooth jazz for questions maybe you're more of a freeform kind of guy [Music] i feel like i could do anything this is music to take cocaine wait let's let's role play me in a courtroom it's pleading retardation let's do it who i'm i'm the defendant uh wait no which one am i which how does it work i'm going to say bradford would you like to present your defense nah [Laughter] this is so what you would say though uh you are aware that if you do not present your defense you have no case mr bradford yeah what a nice man plant a tree what the [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] teacher oh dude i'd be the best teacher i always had an idea for like well you wouldn't you're way too angry no no no legitimately if i was a teacher i would give zero [ __ ] about my job it would just be for a hobby and it would be so much dude i would have like i would have like story arcs i would like write a routine and play a character every single year and it would just be different the first year i want to be like uh like a subtle alcoholic or like i drop hints and have a flash i think you got that covered there's no such thing as a subtle alcoholic you're either ballsy or you're just having a drink you know like this one of the classic experiments is measuring measuring your blood alcohol content seeing how good your tolerance is yeah how much of a gangster are you how cool are you what are you a [ __ ] lightweight timmy if timmy drank a fifth of vodka and you dared him to drive how long would timmy survive that's as [ __ ] up a vibrating maxi pad yo that's actually genius dude holy [ __ ] who wants to play tic-tac-toe not me you [ __ ] kill me every time we play tic-tac-toe hang on guys hang on you know i had to do it to him he's gone goodbye [ __ ] it's not working oh jazz put the jazz on for a full round thank you michael might happen so fast and efficiently i can't stop switching weapons neither can i [Music] oh my god keep it going okay spongebob you're ready oh wait a second oh my gosh that was the jazz clip from spongebob oh my gosh if you were oh man i inhaled so sharply that i had to immediately cough it out sharply yeah i had a whole sharpie oh i did that once but i'd sniff him i killed a man i don't even feel bad about it either take by we could tie this you shoot at me oh ty god we tied look at that i get my rank back oh toasted nevermind i wasn't i'm not as high a rank anymore as i thought so we're good what is sex for 500 alex what is [ __ ] right guys so what is [ __ ] [ __ ] is actually one of the most important parts of the person's diet but in 1854 the word [ __ ] derived from [ __ ] animus which actually had nothing to do with female genitalia another cool thing about [ __ ] is that it can stretch up to eight times its original length i'm michael stevens and i ball when he runs out of stuff to say but what is ball oh my mom was a real nice lady well she wasn't so she got demonetized i mean until she passed away i bet oh man i'm sad dude why money in because i don't make money anymore you don't make money gives me happiness try living with bread in your pantry for seven months welcome back to extreme challenges this challenge i'm gonna live with bread in my pantry for seven months day one all right i've decided to make a sandwich it's going pretty well so far but i'm pretty sure i'm gluten intolerant so this isn't gonna go well for me month two the bread's been moldy since month one i could just not eat it but i don't feel like that would be true to the challenge so i'm going to do it anyway i can't hear you i can't hear you man i'm being legit i mean we literally can't hear you we literally can't hear you i i'm i'm saying this to help i'm not being an [ __ ] okay i can't hear you this time i'm not i'm not lying we can't hear you you shouldn't have left the giggle in your voice says otherwise we need to bring back fake and gay along with epic what up forum that's how i'm going to intro my next video we need to bring back squades sounds like an imaginary like suit in the deck of cards ah the ace of swords he subscribed we were watching a stream last night and um we realized that you just have like two pots of of incense in the background you don't strike me as a kind of guy who cares about incense oh it's because my room smells like dried up calm dude so did your mom get those for you or something would you go out and like actively buy those uh ah let me try and think no i wouldn't have brought it so you're telling me that the guy who can't figure out how to get in the new york subway dirty attempts and asking strangers bought himself two parts of incense because this room smells like crackers no he's hiding nah you really would be a [ __ ] lawyer no i bought it because my room smelled like literal [ __ ] huh you're a lion now you're changing the story but i have like 40 tissues on the ground next to me with draco why don't you [ __ ] flush him down the toilet like a [ __ ] normal person and fill your room with its awful stench just get rid of the [ __ ] things you trying to keep like a souvenir after you jerk off oh [ __ ] yeah dude i'm hanging this on the wall what's this well i don't know as kids it saves me from having kids in the future i can just have them now you know they're dead as soon as they go on the table so you can so you can show your kids in the future aka your other [ __ ] hey look it's your siblings it's like a tea party with this or there's comrades this is tommy this is ben this is miranda you're just fungus growing out of the rags wait let me help let me open them up real quick oh no don't do no don't i can smell them from here dude [ __ ] that [ __ ] away can you open it against the mic i want to hear what sound it makes just like oh actually this they're definitely dead [Laughter] thanks selena shut up i'm trying to hear the song what song well oh that song [Laughter] i'm about to plan on a site but what is a site [Laughter] we got this guys swagger but what is a clutch clutching has been around in cs go for many years but all you need to do is kill the enemies or defuse the bomb on the other team using the cerebral cortex your brain can identify targets on the screen very easily but when you don't have the method [Laughter] just just drop drop down drop drop down no no no guys peace down mid peace march peace march peace peace we want peace keep going keep going keep going peace [Laughter] one of these days i'm gonna i'll hook up my electric to my to my computer because a while back a fan sent me a guitar pedal that makes your guitar sound like an anime character something called a miku are you familiar with what the miku is oh i'll send you a picture it's like a guitar pedal it changes your guitar into a japanese girl dude that's amazing can you [ __ ] it yeah can you try what the [ __ ] oh yeah that is that is definitely japanese that is that is definitely literally turn her knobs jesus dude you want to know what's up we all want a race oh my god are we really [ __ ] doing this right now what no he's saying that as sperm cells we won the race to our i feel like you got a lot of people just let you in anyway because you have you got you've got the participation award equivalent for a sperm that's what you mean he tried let's give him a chance and they just popped you out the posse this is a great setup by the way what do you call triplets that make it to the egg what a three-legged brace all right i'm leaving i'm never making it be my mouth and something else over here okay you can go away this is not content oh i notorious travis travis said he was going to go get a snack oh yeah yeah you want to just wait you got to wait for him yeah yeah no soldier left behind you know oh my gosh oh are you banned travis you okay ah there's a guy nice yeah one where i should be oh sh okay oh my god what kind of [ __ ] snack did you get crack the [ __ ] oh man these guys are oh zuckers you almost did oh the little fake out no honor you like that you like that buddy do it again three more times and then i'll like it i am really bad i really you have a family oh i'll fight the [ __ ] come on are we doing that [ __ ] again yes yes all right here i'll be i'll lead okay i'll lead all right all right second time's the charm oh [ __ ] oh don't be afraid the flames will cleanse you no you've ruined the peace march can you hear me hello yeah we hear you loud and clear loud and clear shut the [ __ ] up you shut up don't call me that dude what the [ __ ] it's okay it's awesome your fries that guy comes i hope i do my kids on a couch or some [ __ ] something exciting you want to do your kids on the couch i beg your pardon i know i mean like like convey them let me convey them what the [ __ ] are you trying to say steve can see for the peanut butter oh it's animals of you kawaii why don't you play guitar hold on let's see if this works can you hear let me know if you can hear this say yes guys yes we could hear that oh god yes we can hear that oh [Music] [Music] [Music] we're all just sacrifice will now commence [Applause] [Music] it's [Laughter] that was demonic this piece of technology should not exist are you kidding me goodbye he's a pokemon i'll go the other way wow cycles i'm so glad that i would wake up messages [Music] [Laughter] what the [ __ ] yeah that's right i'm good oh she's gonna won defuse the blind idiot no would not give me fight i can still wait to defuse get going [Music] no it works you can't un-hit your wife you know once it's done it's done with words you can't if you hit her hard enough and give her amnesia that's true if she can't remember it did it really happen jesus that's dark [ __ ] right there [Laughter] you're all right one more rosa park's gonna die for this one we already bought a bunch of [ __ ] didn't we don't get your gun out oh my god oh he's smartest guys you [ __ ] ass oh i thought that meant like blow the end of me into pieces i like food oh you're over there huh why do you follow me [Music] [Applause] here quick ask the viewer how the content is japanese japanese it's like a [ __ ] martial arts technique [Laughter] swoop the leg japanese japanese chad your coach just yelling from the sideline body shot got a shot swoop the leg hit the knees you got to find the [ __ ] in the armor oh my god swag you want to say something funny sure yeah guess the ratio of which guess the ratio of gum tissues to snot tissues [Music] uh let's say look at the snapchat oh [ __ ] all right take a guess okay i would say see it's one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19. it looks like to be around 19 or 20 uh used tissues on the floor this is a very strange method now how many do you think uh i would say 13 out of the 20. well let's just say it was a good night it was all 20 gum yep one night how can you come how can you come 20 times in one night that's what i want to know

Channel: Jomar1001001

Views: 129,372

Keywords: SwaggerSouls, swagger, fortnite, csgo, valorant, rust, shroud, fitz, callmecarson, katerino, fitz and katerino, valorant beta key, misfits, pokimane, keemstar, fortnite live, valorant highlights, callmecarson katerino, callmecarson drama, valorant beta, valorant closed beta, valorant montage, valorant moments

Id: B0Lovke2nx4

Length: 28min 58sec (1738 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 17 2020