SURPRISINGLY SCARY | Burger & Frights

it's late i should head home right-hand traffic oh i'm on a bicycle hello everybody welcome to burger and frights um all right uh okay i'm assuming i just got off my late night i don't need to introduce anything it does it all for me ah nice very nice pretty intense also kind of familiar wait a minute have i played this before i played a few burger related horror games i have to shout because it's so loud have i played this before hi what would happen if i died [Music] okay oh we're good now well maybe this is just gonna be oh that's a little weird considering it looks just like my bike but uh okay is that kind of the crux of this game huh maybe i died to a car crash and i just don't know it's real dark oh it's real dork hi what hello hello don't hit me what is that what the hell what the hell oh what it's late i should head mama no wait a minute this has this doesn't have anything to do with burgers at all it's not actually a burger-based game it's based on me and my own death also tuo nella whatever that means did i like is this is this my actual nightmare where i imagine that i've actually died many times [Music] but every time i die just accidentally hop over to an adjacent universe and i continue living on as if i didn't just get horribly mangled by a tar hello again hi okay weird you're weird hmm well there's that oh blood this time oh i love playing in blood puddles oh hi hello ma'am do you need help ma'am sir person fellow human hopefully maybe okay um well it's late i should head homey okey-dokey then i'll just head on home where are you taking me game where's this carnival ride gonna go what are you gonna do to and or for me what does tuo nella mean it's f oh it's not oh it is there okay you are there i really hope you're a scarecrow not actually just a corpse hanging up on the a stick there that'd be a twist can i pop this bad boy into turbo mode what [Music] oh oh you it's you it's you oh sick beat dude um it's a little strange your behavior is slightly erratic but uh okay oh that's a lot more blood that's a lot more blood than this game has many more trumpets than an other trumpet based game what are you blaming me about why are you hitting me with the blue don't blame me bro hello oh it's a train right of course well i'll stop then it's the only reasonable thing to do ah oh what is that what am i looking at lady dammit rescue is that you oh no that's just a tree that's a tree i thought it was i knew it oh hi you're not lady d can i help you can you help me okay don't don't help me don't help me i don't actually want any help you don't want any help either i'm terrible at helping i'll just end up hurting [Music] ah we love laughing oh boy ah well then i'll just okay well that's the first time i've been able to win well i don't like this oh god hi whipsies missed me by that much no thank you oh god oh god okay [Applause] what is someone what what are you doing in the woods what is the splooshing whooshing sounds i know it's supposed to be whispers but it just sounds like someone's watching oh god no okay i'm fine apparently no thank you i mean so far so good i have to blink a lot oh no this is the worst time ah my eyes oh they're betraying me it's fine oh hey look it's it's late i should head home i think hmm the old burger joint ain't doing so good you know no one ever said that home was this way maybe home was the other way but now i'm too stuck in my ways to change i can't help myself weird oh where's the scarecrow where's the scarecrow i don't like that the scarecrow is not there it's comforting like an old friend if you're gone then that means it got you and then it's gonna get me oh my god [Applause] are you just riding on the back wheel with your arms draped around my shoulders are you you oh man that was a guy that was good i love hugs you hug me so good from behind your arms draped around my neck holding me tight i feel like i can't breathe nice trick dude he's sick all right don't mind me i'm just gonna cross over this and not get hit kathunka oh hey it's a 2-0 is this the tuna i never made it to the tunnel before oh this what was that what did i just see there yeah whatever i thought i saw something on the fencer nah it's just the design of it okay well better keep my eyes peeled just in case oh god no oh my god no oh no oh no no no oh no uh no no no no no no no no thank you no no i'm good thank you i'm good thank you i appreciate it good i am good i am good thank you i'm good help no it's behind me don't you dare oh hi again oh that's not good oh that's even worse i thought it was not good from the get-go what do i do pedal faster this is where i would hit turbo mode this is where i would kick it into overdrive this is where uh i shouldn't look back okay i gotta watch out oh potholes yeah okay how's that car following me still well this bridge uh this bridge has seen better days just gonna say that straight up i don't think the spread should be in one piece but whatever [Music] we everyone shut up i'm concentrating you ever seen a pro gamer at work this is what they call an mlg move oh my god oh my god oh my god three narrates oh max payne all over again did i make it i bet i won this feels like i won this feels like victory oh good it's me oh i'll let you draw the connections in your head oh too oh nella it's actually a tunnel now not a bed scarecrow you there scarecrow you're back okay you're back oh i don't like how slow i'm going okay scare chris beck that's good oh hi oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy well where am i i'm assuming that is me and i got hit by a car and this is my last moments of my brain dying and all the horrors are just my fleeting brain signals pumping furiously clinging on to life before death and darkness claims me this is different okay oh good oh oh that's not good is there something behind me this really feels like there's something behind this would be the moment where there's something behind me oh yeah there's something behind me all right oh watch out for bicycles yeah you're no kidding um hey all right you know there's suspiciously less burgers than i thought they were going to be in this game no that's not good oh no it's my dream come true hey okay i'll drive i'll drive i'll drive my bicycle okay cool you're supposed to yield the bicycles lady you're supposed to yield so uh could you yield oh god i'm supposed to yield to buy cycles oh god it's a bullet hell of bicycles okay okay okay it's fine you guys are so slow eat my dust everyone else you get swamped by the lady not the worst fate if you ask me whoa you don't ask me don't ask don't ever ask me all right you guys all right you guys you're being a little silly here you're getting a little silly a little silliness going on here a little too much silliness ah hey stop it hey cut it out flawless flawless flawless too nella oh god oh yeah oh yeah grabby hands oh no thank you no thanks no thanks no thanks no thank you no thank you [Music] no thank you oh god oh hi all right well okay then where uh uh surprisingly skill based game good thing i'm just so goddamn i'm gonna shut up now and concentrate jesus [Music] this is my tryhard face [Music] oh well looks like that's it for me then oh i'm back i'm oh hey you okay there man oh that's a thumpy base what's going on over here what's up pal oh stop okay i won't do that [Music] man it's getting really slurpy on the base i love it though it's too late oh so i guess i don't go home then so you're saying i just i don't i don't bother oh yeah oh it's too late okay all right oh hi hey what's up council of elders how are you doing are you judging my soul am i worthy please say i'm worthy [Music] or don't say anything [Music] well pretty out i gotta give it that oh is this a sweet ramp am i gonna ramp into the eyeball i really hope so oh what is this what am i looking at what am i looking at oh um oh not that oh what the hell hi oh okay yeah this is fair i don't know what i've done to deserve this but i bet it's fair come on give me a big hug oh yeah oh yeah you gotta come in that way it's the only way we'll fit emma give me give me big hug oh oh hi [Music] you do not belong okay you sure i think i fit right in i think i fit right in yeah no you don't need to tell me twice dive through i would do exactly the same i would do exactly the same wow man what was in that burger [Music] do [Music] now that's a nice twist now that is a nice twist hey nice twist i love that i wasn't the bike i was the person in the car i love that that was fantastic that was great i enjoyed that very much link is in the description for that video there that was very good i would call that incredi good i think that was fantastic burger and frights you're all right and hey thank you everybody so much for watching that was very very good i enjoyed that incredibly and you know what else you'll enjoy distractible it's our podcast where we have fun a lot of laughs and some thoughtful discussions as well i know 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Length: 17min 54sec (1074 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 14 2021