superpowers

today we're going to be talking about what superpowers we would want and uh how my superpower would increase crime rate significantly let's start with blaza what superpower you want I have had a superpower that I've wanted since I was eight imagine you won something what do you do I am eight I got no money no allowance I'm not allowed to carry a firearm what am I supposed to do where is this guy before you continue uh why don't you just turn it into bread wouldn't that be a way better superpower exactly say a superpower you didn't even say it imagine anything I think your brain already does that I already do that I want to be a piece of bread what am I I'm a piece of bread I think that's schizophrenia your superpower is just thinking about something but you're not actually doing it look I brought a picture I bought a picture of me oh my God [Laughter] I can't even imagine you subscribing to the channel birthday if I were you I wouldn't screw with me man because I can imagine anything whatever you do not imagine blowing up socks's brain right now you better watch out I'm sorry that already exists you know what I just think we should let it okay I'm not gonna question that all right um he's going insane but let's book someone who wants a superpower that doesn't exist already how about you TBH let me start out if I tell you something okay there's a problem with superpowers and superhero specific okay if you think about every Superhero in Marvel and DC none of them make any money right they're all working for free Tony Stark is Rich before he became yeah but everyone else no one's donating to them no one's paying their bills right International income no Financial income we said right wait are you on to something like Batman was already red exactly right so you know my super power B first of all I'm gonna be a super villain I'm a rob bank rob banks for a living and you know what I'm never gonna get caught because it's my super power wait wait is your superpower robbing banks or never getting caught which one would make more sense never getting caught would mean you could do anything and get away with it I'm gonna do that one that one's cool I thought I'd buy myself by the way what if someone has a superpower cheap age where they always find out who it is listen and that's a lot we do we don't we don't describe do you know about other things I could do if I never got caught I can skip to the front of every line I can steal ice cream I really wanted to never get caught okay I mean if someone Catches Us who will I just stop them every night but it's the best superpower No One's Gonna have a better superpower than me well how does it even work like how do you just not get caught okay so you know how you get caught okay yeah it just doesn't happen oh my God okay I honestly I didn't even write blouses but I think TBH I mean that's pretty high up man okay that way what what kind of what kind of superpower would you want oh okay would probably be the best one here all right would you want a superpower that rapidly ages you because you've been 12 forever I don't need to because guess what my superpower is huh I can change shut up okay [Laughter] and change the probability of anything you know out 100 changes oh my God I can't wait for anatomy to calculate the probability of everything if I want to change the probability of you getting caught I can do that why are you coming for me you're strange but tiny and not maybe I'm taller than you wait can you change the probability that you're taller yeah I could do that but how would that work uh I want the probability of me being toddler to happen boom it happens but that doesn't make any sense he's already taller you know I might change these nuts to 100 yeah yo me personally I would not take that your bunk'd imagine them fighting imagine fighting everybody's so hard you could make anything happen so we could just be walking outside and you'll be like I'm gonna change the probability that ice cream's gonna start falling so it does yeah I can even make it like a meteor land on you that is so old he's the protagonist of the anime but what a Blazer imagines something what if Buzz just imagines you can't change probability of imagining to zero what about that my only superpower okay that that might be a bit overpowered that way but juicy can you beat that superpower I can beat it this superpower beats every single superpower is the power to be British get out of the car can you change the probability of him not saying that ever again can you imagine the power of being British wait you're being serious okay okay all right I'm joking I'm joking what are your powers maybe he doesn't want to be British anymore because nadway changed the probability of him thinking about it anymore I think we're thinking I think it was Plaza imagining it I think or maybe it was me who didn't get caught did you think about that I think my superpower the best superpower is you can listen listen you ready to come back to you you guys ready do you know what you want we could come back to you okay are you guys are you guys ready are you ready I'm waiting I couldn't inflate into a ball okay that's copying my idea this is the way you just said big a ball is better than being British wait explain it further what do you mean turn into a ball their site right you're like oh my God like I'm all the way upstairs I need some food I can't be also walk downstairs you're a bull you roll downstairs you roll into the kitchen you grab a drink what if you can't even roll what if there's just like no slope this guy is a genius oh my God the Juicy's out here trying to get a bag of chips at his grocery stores wait also if you drink juice isn't that cannibalism become a ball and you're gonna go get juice from the fridge no he's like nice and can you imagine just like you get in a fight and then you're just like go into a ball and then you can just crush them that's it you guys how big of a ball are we talking about like a tiny ball like like I'm a big bull big ball like wait we need we need can you pull out the the eye paint like some measurements this is the Empire State Building okay what are the dimensions uh okay this is this is a mile house this is the sun right interesting okay this is the universe right this is me this is me this is all your proportions are a little off so you turn into a ball so big you just crushed everything into existence exactly you just saved world hunger killed everybody you solved it though this is like kill everybody solve every problem my superpower it's not only a ball it's a British bull there we go okay so you can stop talking now it's time for your superpower okay so unlike everyone else here who wants to uh before you talk turning into a jar of peanut butter is not a suit no that's that's my that's one of my abilities that I have naturally uh actually the ability you have naturally is repelling woman but continue it is a blessing integration but I don't my ability is to make people poop on command okay [Music] why I'm gonna tell you why okay but it's not just on command I activate it I activate it with a special you know the the shower Shabba okay so whenever we're doing a Shabba Shava everyone like that I think of just pushed themselves okay dude this man has three days to think about this just imagine how powerful it can be okay doing a boxing competition with like a YouTuber right I go maybe you end up himself in front of millions of people that's it he's done maybe this is a Lamar superpower of mine I make his possibility a hundred anyways okay I'm trying to buy damage at Walmart okay there's a two-hour waiting line I don't have to sneak anywhere okay I don't have to sneak anywhere like TBH I don't think I just do that God I don't have to even do that I just I should do the one shower shower that's it everyone runs off the line I guess you're gonna think of everyone though you're gonna have to think no I just do it it's a proximity it's a radius dude I I can't believe I'm saying this but your ball idea is way better yeah now you like that idea imagine this okay I get sued by the IRS for not paying my taxes okay not saying that that would happen right but for like a billion dollars the judge calls me to confess on the stage I go he's done that's it I'm I I don't have to I don't have to say anything I go home free oh my God this guy's genius I mean I don't I don't see like imagine how advanced civilization would be if if I could do this imagine how smelly everything around you would be you know I'll add an extra an extra special power that uh okay my ass hours I can make a superpower whenever I want okay that is can we just kick this building I have three super powers and you guys [Music] but you guys are gonna vote which superpower you guys like the best oh okay my bad I didn't mean to cut you off early yeah okay the first superpower I can go in slow motion wait okay so let's say uh Natalie's driving somehow in his booster seat right and he hits me with his car right and I'm falling down but instead of just falling down oh ow I'm in slow motion so now everyone's like what the heck when's he gonna hit the ground I don't know I think meme God's idea is actually better than you no no no no no he's been around me and it'll be like everyone would be like what when's he gonna hit the ground like I don't even know I was here for a whole minute already and he hasn't hit the ground and I'm like oh but it's not gonna affect me yet because I'm in slow motion so I'm like oh hey what if I change your probability speed to 100 what are you gonna do by then huh well you don't exist I think we're focusing on the Rocks he's going it's so much yeah but it looks cool what do you think in movies they make the people slow motion because it's like whoa cinematic I can be cinematic at any time so hypothetically you're running over a school of children right are you doing in slow motion and kids have time to walk away so it defeats the purpose number two okay number one is slow motion number two being able to summon a lamp at any time you're chock full of great ideas today I am okay okay look look look okay it's dark your house is completely dark right and you know upstairs it's completely dark super scary look what I do I'm recording the dark I clap my hands lamp spawns you know there's actual lights that you can buy when you clap your hands it turns on the light right that aren't you just use your phone flashlight well who needs a phone when I can go like this lamp well you could single thing that's real what if you're lost in the middle of a forest what are you gonna do then what there's the perfect I'm lost in the middle of the phone okay fine dogs are surrounding me crazy look at this lamp and the bugs are attracted to the lamp you lost the middle of the force right you clap you get a lot where are you gonna plug in the lead what do I do what are you gonna do imagine there's a plug I'll just become friends with nadway and you'll make the probability of a plug in the force 100 there we go my brain cannot comprehend how bad these ideas are okay well you see you're talking on this trash but look at this when I say summon the lamp anywhere I mean anywhere so look at this I summoned a lamp inside of you and you blow up so now why does he blow up why does evil well I just said the lamp goes inside of him you know there's the land inside of you now oh so now you want to make people do I think it's time for my third and final superpower it better be good okay I have another superpower because I'm reading this and it sounds very wrong now because I wrote this I I think instead of blowing bubble gum you could yourself but now that I read it out loud it does not end right so my third and final superpower is I wish I could communicate with fruit what okay LifeProof I'm walking down the grocery store and I'm just hearing screams of Terror like help help me don't eat me and I'm like maybe they want to be eaten so like I'm about to eat an apple he's like just eat me and I'm like okay um I think you need to get checked out by a doctor if I could talk to the apple is it like I'm about to eat it is that like considering like making out with the Apple because I'm like about this okay that's called ripping an apple apart and killing it in front of his family out of my three superpowers which one would you guys select I choose myself if you go you go potato section can you communicate with the potatoes because that's not a fruit nope no potatoes the four potatoes but they wanted to get eaten wait is the potato a fruit potatoes a vegetable I don't think it's a vegetable either I think it's just a carb wait what is a potato okay that we're getting distracted everyone DM me right now which one you vote by the way I looked up potato it's technically a food so and the winner is oh oh my God it's actually kind of close no one likes fruits okay fine okay the winner is slow motion yeah [Music] the lamp bro you can make a lamp for a second I'm so surprised I like the lamp guys I'm cinematically slow motion telling you to hit the Subscribe button and if you guys want to see more animations I don't know why I'm talking slow but if yeah subscribe to my friends as well hear their channels the probability of you subscribing is 1 million

Channel: SockStudios

Views: 2,898,560

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Id: IVL5-m8CTC8

Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Sat May 06 2023