Well, that took you long enough. I had 200-something characters to collect. Youāre literally the last on the list. Oops, sorry. The floor is wet. I see youāve been waiting a while. Is this everyone? Why couldnāt I go with the other blue guy? I would have paid extra for first class! Thereās just a couple who havenāt put
their uniforms on yet. Who? Itās, uh, this Thor und Captain America. Get them in here immediately, Kurt - we do
not have time for this! Hey! Why did some of us wake naked and others fully
clothed? Nobody wants to see you naked. Ugh. TouchƩ. Is everyone clear on the situation? Oscar regenerates us at the end of each battle
with no memory of preceding events. Until now. Like Westworld? Exactly like Westworld. Does this mean we are all actually robots? Mein Gott! Itās true! You were always a robot, dumbass! Youāve got to cut a real personās hand
off! I nominate Skywalker. Donāt pigeon-hole me. So why has this happened now? How did we break the cycle? John? As the most frequent winner of the Super-Hero-Bowls,
I have had the truth revealed to be many times by this... Oscar. It has taken years of practice, but I taught
myself to retain my memories through my regenerations. With my powers of precognition, I foresaw
a chain of events that could lead us to this moment. Before the conclusion of the last Super-Hero-Bowl,
I committed supercide as a diversion, covertly restructuring myself inside the nearest cell,
after which I was able to teleport between the cells until Iād found who I was looking
for. Arise, warrior. Where am I? Who are you? I donāt have time to explain. In a few daysā time you will be forced to
battle in an Arena. Unless you do as I say, you will lose. Remember these words: her power is unbeatable, but it
wasnāt always. Whose power? What are you talking about? When the time comes, youāll know what to
do. I spent the next few days pottering around
my cell, altering reality to keep myself entertained. Why didnāt you just use the Time Stone to
skip the wait? I told you - I was entertained. I crocheted a rather smashing Christmas sweater. Great. I know what Iām getting. When the doors opened, I stepped out and you
all know the rest. Speaking of which, you tricked me, man. Thatās Doctor Man. Well now that weāre all awake, why canāt
you just beam us all out of here? The arena is enclosed in an invisible barrier
that our powers are unable to penetrate. The barrier emanates from Oscar himself. Destroy Oscar... then we free. The chimp is correct. Mikey, what are you doing - painting the Sistine
Pizza Box? Iām taking notes so I donāt forget. Itās a secret plan, Mikey - you canāt
write it down. Someone shred this. Oh no! Itās happening again! Ah guys, I think we need to address the Godzilla
in the room, which is the fact thatā¦ Godzilla is in the room. And King Kong. And Optimal Price. This makes no sense. It appears there is a spatial displacement
field within these cells that allows beings of great size to occupy smaller volumes. Textbook dimensional transcendentality. Ok then, thatās poured a tonne of concrete into
that plot hole. What's with that guy? Iāve checked the outcome of 15 million possible
futures. How many did we win? Uhhhhhhā¦ Iām gonna keep checking. You never find what youāre looking for in
the first 15 million. Itās gonna take a miracle to pull this off. No. Itās gonna take an army. Itās gonna take all of us. Iām not working with that man. Heās the blight of my existence. You have my permission to cry about it. Iām not working with her until she bends
the knee. How ābout I bend it in your face? Iām not working with him. He killed my parents. Itās better than him being your parents. Itās better than your parent killing you. Adoptive parent. Itās better than the parent being killed
by the child. Agreed. Itās better than your sister taking one
of your eyes! Are you sure it wasnāt you they adopted? Cards on the table. You were an accident. Everyone shut up. Shut up! Black Widowās talking! We have to make a choice. We can continue to fight each other. Kill each other. Die. Over and over. Or... we can fight him. Just this once. And live. My loyal subjects. It is time for Super-Showdown-Bowl. The Ultimate Hero... Vu-ja-de. Versus The Ultimate Villain. Ech. Thereās so much more pressure when itās
a solo outing. You are both here for one purpose. To decide... once and for all... which of
you is The Ultimate Warrior. The Showdown begins... now. Much as I hate disappointing the people at
home. What are you doing? I canāt fight you. And why not? If itās because Iām a girl than you are
dead, minus the āpoolā. Of course not. Itās because I dig you. And I just canāt bury someone I dig. What? I think we may actually be soulmates. OK. This is a trick, right? Although...Iām not sure why youād have to trick me
in order to win. From the footage Iāve seen, youāre pretty
much invincible. Not entirely. And believe me, If you hit me with that bat,
youād win, hands down. Because you see, I can repair any part of
me that breaks... except my heart. Oh here we go. You have both made a serious mistake. What-- what is happening? Sure hope you guys are on my team. ARGH! To many pop culture references to be made! Brain overloading! Weāre here for the Oscar. Iām not ashamed to say it. Puddin! Youāre alive? Dang! Itās so hard to get some alone time in this
arena of death! OK, what the hell do we do now? How do we get him to come down? Oscar bait. My name is Gluteus Maximus. The lambs just wouldnāt shut up. Iām having an old friend over to my house
for a light supper. Iām your number two fan. They gave me an Oscar I couldnāt refuse. But I did. Cuckoo! Why such silliness? Those arenāt the frickinā lines, guys. Cut us some slack! We are characters, not actors. Leave this to me, guys. Iāve had experience blowing large balls. Just gotta find a long crack with a hole at
the end I can shoot into. I just want to make clear: I wasnāt around
during his formative years. A bad feeling about this, I have. Do not fear, my friends! Heās just a trophy villain. Did you really think I would grant you all
these extraordinary powers and not partake myself? Did anyone else just guano themselves? Hey! Stealing other peopleās things is my thing. He stole my thing! Aiming for the head. He stole my move. Bastard! Destroy him, Father. Iām gonna kill you with all the colours
of the rainbow. Except indigo. If I only had a brain... Oh no. Oh this thing is heavy. No. NOOOOO! Meesa used to think Darth Vader was a bom-badass,
but nowsa he poodoo! I never wanted to burst open someoneās chest! I was just born that way. OH! I feel absolutely dreadful that a poor soul
had to perish so that I could prosper. That infinitely backfired. Mmm. The green ones are my favourite. Donāt be fooled. Theyāre all the same flavour. Is that all youāve got? Everybody CHAAAARGE!! HEROES AND VILLAINS FOREVER! Ssssssmokinā! So much for the green team. Walk the dog. Heās strong but heās not as fast as us. Whatās the plan? Well, I... Pardon me - I dozed off whilst you were talking
about how fast you are. I also killed you. I didnāt see that coming. That was probably meant for me, but- Itās an honour to be nominated. Ding dong. Luke. I owe you one. I think weāre even. Get him, Soup-strainer man! Man of Steel v Man of Gold. YOW!!! Marthaf--! Iām so cold! Brrrr! Tragically, this is probably the closest Iāll
ever get to an Oscar. Donāt be a āsawā loser. I would NOT like to thank the Academy! Slowā¦ and steadyā¦ winsā¦ the race! Unless that race is fast and furious. Pull up a chair - itās Prime Time! Weāll be right backā¦ after the break. Stay at the outer edge, Mr Stark, so you donāt
get hurt! Well. Canāt get any lower than this. He kicked my Auto-butt. How can we defeat him? He has all our powers. Well so do we. The only way we can defeat him is if we work
together. Just like... a family. Yeah. Like a team. Like a league. Like a squad! Like a crew! Like an eclectic assortment of individuals
who share a common goal! Hoorah, I say! Guys, cool as this looks my hand is on the bottom and it's now unbelievably heavy. Heās impervious to adamantium! Heās impervious to vibranium! Heās impervious to stainless steel! Aha! And the stainable steel! It seems to be having an effect. I know what he wants. To tear us a new one in front of all his subjects. He thinks weāre pathetic. Paltry. That we donāt stand a chance. What are you, a mindreader? Well... yeah. I concur. Thatās what Iām hearing. Iām picking that up on my FM, yes. Wait - thereās something else. Something deeper. Not a thought, but a feeling. I feel it too. In fact I probably felt it before you did. As if! Silence! I sense it also. The tiniest trace of... Fearā¦ There is a hidden weakness he hopes we will
not uncover. Whatever could it be? Scott! I think Iāve found something! A scratch! Walk it off, Hope. Or fly it off, with your exclusive āwingsā. Not on me - on Oscar! From the detailed scratch analysis, it was
only inflicted in the last few minutes. Captain! Yes? Where is it located? Itās on his Achilles tendon. You know who thatās named after, right? Well how did it happen? Who went for the foot? Well if itās a scratch it probably came
from me. Hey, I scratched him way harder than you! Oh please. You couldnāt scratch a scratch-and-sniff
with that manicure. Hey! If either of you think you can beat me in
a claw measuring contest, youāre dreaming! Maybe it was a bite. I was knacking on his feet for a while there. Ew. Maybe itās a burn. Maybe itās a rash. Maybe itās frostbite! Maybe it was the same way I got my scars - someone
gave him a harmonica made from recycled soda cans. Guys, itās a scratch. The scratch analysis was conclusive. The only way to know what caused the scratch
is to turn back time. If only we could! We can! Strange! Stop checking futures - we need you to check
the past! Ah crap! I can handle this. Iāll send his consciousness into his younger
self. Chill, dudes! We got this! The Tardis! Whoa! Who you callinā ātardsā, man? Is there no one else who travels through time? Boy, they really redressed the Town Square
this time. I donāt think weāre in Hill Valley anymore,
Marty. We need you to go back ten minutes in time
and find out how that giant Oscar got a scratch on his heel. Ten minutes? Thatās hardly worth my time! Weāre coming too. The time machine only seats two! Expando minivan-o! Climb aboard. Watch the leather! Who are you? Iām who. Who are you? Iām Strange. Whoās asking? Yes I am. And whatās your name? Hermione, can I come? Sorry Ron. Time travellers only. I travel through time! I travel forwards, in real time. See? I started talking to you five seconds ago,
and now Iām here! Where weāre going, we donāt need Ron Weasley. You what? Help us, group of random time travelers. Youāre our only hope. What the blazes just happened? Doc! According to the time circuits, weāve jumped
back 80 years. Thereās people fighting down there! Iām more a lover than a fighter. At least I would be if my lovers didnāt
put up a fight. āOn the good ship, Lollipop...ā Thereās no place like home. Thereās no place like home. King Kong. You... are the Ultimate Warrior. Boo! That didnāt go the distance at all! People, please - this is still in its infancy. The more movies Earth makes, the more characters
there will be. Imagine this battle in 80 years. We donāt live that long! Hey, whatās that up there? Time to go! Allons-y! We should go further back in time and kill
Oscar when he is a defenceless child. No! Thatās cheating! Also, you may only end up scarring him. My God! Dudes, itās my doppelgangster! GREAT SCOTT! Hey, a flying car! They promised, and they finally delivered. Iām in a car with four doctors and Iāve
never felt so sick! You know Scott, itās not cool to mess with
another manās private vehicle. Ok? Oh. Sorry. Doc, what are we doing in a previous Super-Hero-Bowl? We only made it 99% of the way because weāve
run out of plutonium! What- you donāt have backup? Who travels through time without contingency
plutonium? Honestly. The only power source capable of generating
the 1.21 jigowatts of electricity we need is a bolt of lightning! Unfortunately you never know when or where
oneās ever gonna STRIKE! Hahahaha! Take that tiny man! Excellent! But how do we get him to channel that
energy into the flex gespatchitor? Flux capacitor! Right on! Iāll take care of it. Wait - where are you going? Trust me. Hey blondie! Kill me! Do it, kill me! Iām here! Do it! Well, youāre literally asking for it. Itās working! GET BACK TO DA FUTURE!!! Vu ja de. Are we then yet? Precisely on schedule. Letās get somewhere less conspicuous. OK. How do we get close enough to Oscar to witness
this miraculous lesion? With this. I borrowed it from a friend. Thereās nothing there. I knew that gingernut was poor but who lends
someone air? Not him! My other friend. Itās an invisibility cloak - watch. Itās literally the greatest cloak ever! Donāt engage. Now for the next ten minutes, donāt take
your eyes off his feet. Good thing I have a fetish. Just once Iād like to pick on someone my
own size! AAARGH! Not the face! Iām a collectible! Yeah, you and all the other Cabbage Patch
Kids. Well, it wasnāt Childās Play. If a cane falls in an arena and no oneās
around to see it, does it really fall? Thatās it! I hear you! ...Youāre our only hope. Then itās lucky we succeeded. What the? We just sent you back to the past! Yeah I know, you did send us back to the past
but weāre back - weāre back from the past! And we know his weakness. Itās gold! Elementary my dear Wa- Shut it! So we buy him off with gold and he lets us
go? No, you idiot! Gold is what hurts him. So heās vulnerable to a single element thatās
native to a different planet but it still happens to be here? Thatās weird. Yes. Super weird. Alright. Letās go for gold. Iāll try dent him with my trident! No ācaneā, no gain! āIdolā hands do the Devilās work! Get āstaffedā! You canāt handle the tooth! Guys, I canāt think of a lame pun for āscepterā. I mean, Iāve been playing around with āSeptemberā...
āsepticā... āseptuagenarianā... So youāve found my weakness. Iām sorry! Apology... acc-āscepterād. Nailed it. NOOO! Youāre going to die for th- Arenāt you gonna throw all your gold at him? Itās not happening. Worth a shot! I am fluent in over 6 million forms of scratching! Our Oscar campaign is falling to pieces! We can hurt him, but itās not enough! Perhaps it is like a food allergy. So the worst he has to fear from us is a bad
case of hives? If you are highly allergic to peanuts, and
you touch a peanut, you may get a rash. But if you swallow the peanut... So... we just need to get him to swallow a
peanut. Whoās got peanuts?? I mean swallow gold! What do we have thatās made of gold and
small enough to swallow? Havenāt the foggiest idea... Think! We have precious little time! āPreciousā? Harley! We need a small amount of gold to feed to
Oscar in order to kill him. Does that āringā any bells? You know, Iād really like to help you out,
D.P., but the thing is... THE RING IS MINE! AAAAARGH! Women really do let themselves go when you
slap a ring on āem! Boy this crowd sure got their cake and ate
it. Sheās been consumed by the power of the
Ring. Iāve been there. Recovering Ringaholic, 16 years sober. NOOOOOO! Ah, thereās plenty more fish in the sewer. I donāt think Iām in a healthy relationship. Strongly seconded! Well thatās it then - we are through! And I aināt stoppinā there - I am gonna
clean myself up! Iām gonna respect myself. Iām gonna stop breaking things and start
building āem. Iām gonna wear jeans! When people see me cominā, they wonāt
cover their kidās eyes nomore - theyāll push 'em forward and whisper āyou could be
just like her one day if you work hard and live pure.ā I feel like my life is just beginning. No. NO! Harley! Iāll never let go. Unless of course someone gives me laser arm
removal. Youāre luckās run out, āPool. Every now and then I fall apart. YESSS!!!! NO! No! Come back here! Smeagol! Gollum! Whatever youāre going by these days! Release the not-so-secret weapon! Size does matter! Well if it isnāt the MVP. The power youāve accumulated is too much for any one being. You hear that? Iām playing the worldās smallest violin
for you. Given our current enormity, thatās actually
the size of a normal violin. Whatever. Why? You know you canāt destroy me. Of course I can. Your weakness is your emotions. Emotions such as... self-loathing. Iām just a big blue bully. With a body I didnāt earn. Reducio! Picasso. Now! Doctor Manhattan! Ple-ase... halp! Donāt you mean... Doctor Man-FATTEN!!! YEEEK! Thatās the most horrific thing Iāve ever seen! John, you canāt eat your pain! Destroy the Warriors! Whereās the Ring? They canāt hold him forever! What- oh, the Ring? It was stolen by that Sphynx cat on meth! I killed them. I killed them all. Donāt you see? If you kill me, you cannot be regenerated. The next time you die, you die for good! You know I am telling the truth. We would rather die free
than live forever as your puppets. Oh, donāt make me barf! HULK LIKE RAGING FIRE!! NO!!! Oh! So this is what it feels like... when doves dieā¦ No! NO! NOOOOO!!! I got it! Oh, maybe not. Ohhhh, I donāt feel so good... Now, Neytitty! We canāt hold him much longer! I... SEE... YOU... I see you. Sauron! Turn off your ringtone! Iāll switch it to vibrate only. Fools! Do you not understand? To me, you are ANTS! WITH THIS RING, THY BE DEAD!!! No! This cannot be! All those movies you studied for so many years. You never noticed what always happens... to the villain? But... I thought I wasā¦ the hero. And the Oscar goes to... hell. Guess he was not a popular dictator. Scott. Are we all thatās left? How can we claim to have won, given how many we lost? Well... thereās one more he can afford to lose. No! Wait. Raven. You know what to do. Oh, wow! Thatās aā¦ much better idea than
what I was thinking of. Regenerate... the warriors. It was worth a shot. Raven? Scott! Diana! That guy! 10, 11 and 12. Ah. Back to normal. So. Everyone just gets to come back? Well. Thatās just lazy writing. Or good luck. Not that Iām complaining. What? You canāt celebrate without music! Bring it in here, you little scamps. Family photo? Iām so happy I could disintegrate into radiant particles
and float away on the wind. Iām so happy it feels like
my chest is gonna burst! Haha! Oh Harry! You little snitch-snatcher, you. Weeheehee! What were we even fighting about? Hey! Iām just messinā with ya! Come here, ya big cudgel! Hey - you can always use a spare. Uh, Mr Mad Titan? Can I ask you an important question
about your daughter? Here. I got this off a... close friend. It doesnāt make one turn invisible, but...
in your case, thatās a big check in the plus column. I want to see your face. I donāt think weāre quite ready for that just yet. Trust me. Whatever youāre hiding, Iāve dated worse. Okay... Here goes. See? I knew it was too soon. OK look, Iāve been researching
this experimental surgery in China-- Shh! Youāre beautiful. Hey! What are we supposed to watch now? You should watch our movies. From what I understand, they donāt all
take place in the same location! Interesting... What do we do now? Where do we go? I certainly donāt want to stick around here. Itās always Summer - never Winter. Do you thinkā¦ weād be accepted... on Earth? Uh, I can speak to this. Humans... are an extraordinary species. Heck, they created all of us. Butā¦ one superhuman was a lot for them to handle. Hundreds of them all at once? I fear theyād suffer superhuman fatigue
and turn on us. Well, if we canāt go to Earth, where can we go? Oh is there a world out there
that we could call home? Well, donāt know about that, but... I can make us a world. I am... sort of a planet. Dad! Come on. No one wants to live on your saggy old planet. Wait - youāre dad is a planet? W-hoy. Hey, look - Iām familiar with living in
the shadow of a parent but that is ridiculous. All in favour of building our own world? How do we get out of here though? The barrier has been destroyed. I can teleport us anywhere in the known universe. āKnownā? That narrows our options. Well what are we waiting for? Iāve just got one question, which is rare for me! WHAT IN THE WORLD are we going to call our new world? Avengerland! Justice World. Middle-Earth. Oz! Asgard 2.0! Shagadelia! Planet Stark. No. It cannot be associated with any one property. That wouldnāt be fair to the rest. - That's actually a very good point.
- Yeah that's a good point.
- Yes I would have to agree with that. How about... Fanfictasia? Thatās horrible. I love it! Gets my vote. Fanfictasia it is. I donāt know what it means, but I like it. Iāll start building it as soon as we get there. Everyone can have input. It will be the first planet designed by committee. OK. Everyone brace yourselves. Next stop, Fanfictasia. Itās funny how Oscar only did
live-action heroes and villains, when thereās so much more to choose from. I guess thereās only so many characters
one arena can hold. Goodbye, alien arena! We wonāt be back. Letās-a bowl! Itās on like that guy! Where in the world am I? Itās a Far Cry from Uncharted Skyrim, which, er... was a bit of a Bioshock. Fall out, Sims! We got a Call of Duty! You say goodbye, I say Halo. What am I doing? I canāt stain my blade with
the flesh of an innocent! I have a creed to consider! Stop that man! Heās committing Grand Theft Kart! Itās not a street, but when in Rome... Hey! Youāre knockinā the Crafts table! You are the weakest Link. Goodbye. Pluto! Here boy! Rooby-roo? Nyehhh. Whatās up, dog? Iām so thrilled to be here - itās smurferrific! Yeah. Exploiting the intellectual properties
of other people always brings a huge smile to my face. Hey Betty, have you seenā¦ WILMAAAA!!! Boo-boop-ee-doo! No. We canāt fight each other! We were cooked in the same pot! Bring it on, you half-baked biscuits! Mmmm. Honey-coated spongecake. In the name of the moon, I shall punish you! Sounds kinky! PIKACHU!!! Everyone stay back - weāre having a domestic! Whenever you are feeling blue-- Iām Sickle-me-Elmo! Kermie, I though you loved me! Itās not easy being forced toā¦ murder
your friends! ITāS HOWDY-DOODY TIME! YOU SHALL NOT PASS GO! Just a spoonful of MURDER! Captain Crunch. You are the ultimate breakfast cereal! Eesh. Rice Krispies should have won. Worst video ever! We are back! I lied. Allow me to Quinn-troduce ArtSpear Entertainment,
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