Fortnite Duo Adventure (Complete Series)

[Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay where do we land what about here looks like a nice friendly place let's never land there again where do we go this here there's nothing here just trees look the town okay let's look around for some weapons shields meds and then let's meet right here in two minutes hey hey did you find any weapons no but I found something better what these cigarettes what why I have a plan hear me out first will scatter these around the map then we hide our opponents will find the cigarettes and as they get bored because they can't find us they'll start smoking to pass the time and then finally in about 40 to 60 years they'll die of lung cancer and we'll have wine that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard water fire I think they stopped they must be reloading I'm gonna get them cover me I don't have any weapons damn well then peek over the wall and tell me where they are okay are they still there you see nothing wait Oh [Music] this time let's just go to a small town and get some weapons I'm telling you if we'd have followed my plan we would have won no more plans please oh oh I see some enemies I see him where right there right there where over there next to that tree next to that tree we're surrounded by trees you'll have to be much more specific okay well let me see it's tall that's a lot of leaves oh yeah and also is green and has roots attaching it to the ground yeah that's the one that's every tree Hey I see them what are they doing [Music] idiots they weren't even paying attention wait come on keep pushing it we're almost there way down it's gonna be so worth it you know this would be much easier if you could just get off the cart and help me push don't be ridiculous yeah how can you be so heavy calling me back not implying anything I'm just saying it feels like this cart is filled with bricks what I do actually have a hundred tricks but come on we're almost there yes we did it oh my god that was so fun let's do it again we are not going to do it again can we at least try to win one [Music] what'd you catch [Music] here I have some shields for you what is this it's a shield drink it I have seen shields and this is not a shield just drink it it'll give you extra help but it's blue so what I don't know it just doesn't look healthy just drink it man what does it taste like you know what forget it give it to me I'll drink it no no wait I'll drink it hmm does it taste like mint is that why it's blue we are right in the open and the storm is coming we have no time for this nonsense just tell me it's mint flavored it make me feel better okay it's mint flavored hmm what well you didn't sound very sincere it's what you asked me to say would it be so hard to say more convincingly like you really mean it I don't mean it because it's not true actually it tastes like piss but look I have more health than before because I drank it okay then I'll drink it wait how do you know what piss taste like oh not again look I survived because I drank the shields and took less damage there's no time to revive me you're gonna have to leave me here oh okay bye wait I want to do a dying speech all right but make it quick I'm dying I was too young there are still so many things I wanted to do have a kid write a book put on a furry costume don't judge me I'm on my deathbed stop overreacting we'll be back in two another server in less than a minute can you do something for me before I die what could you sing me Gucci gang it was my mom's favorite song it brings me so many good memories I am NOT going to sing you Gucci gang I'm going to die too we're in the storm and it's okay everyone dies in this game literally everyone but one person that's the whole point of it we'll try again and die again and try again until we get bored you are a bad friend Gucci gang gets again get your gang goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie goochie getting dizzy game look a blue tactical shotgun Joe and a sniper over there so many weapons what are you doing why aren't you grab it any of them we still haven't left the spawn island you idiot look I found some weird grenades careful with that those are boogie bombs who are they powerful yeah not really and I don't want them they're all yours - oh man you finally cheered up didn't know you had moves I'm not dancing willingly I can't control this stupid bomb you threw at me I know what you mean bro the dance comes from the heart you can't control it just let it flow we have here a couple of dancers let's shoot them wait there dance this is beautiful do something stop dancing and shoot them why should I stop dancing why don't you stop dancing I told you already I can't well I can't stop either I am dancing from my soul all right there are no I mean now let's kill him [Music] well that was an to come to listen to me man that time we got lucky next time who knows but the point is we have to pay attention at all times you'll never know when an enemy will appear oh no you just ran over Keanu Reeves enemies at 150 they can't see us they're still far away dude let's ride the rocket you jump in I'll shoot it under your feet which will send you flying directly at them are you out of your mind that's not how Rockets work you're just gonna blow us up it does work I've seen so many youtubers doing it but this isn't YouTube this is real life whatever there's no way this will work oh god it's working let go No oh yeah max you did it you're the man I did what we almost got caught man a storm sucks it's the freakin worst at times like this I just wish it wasn't even the game at all I mean really what a pain in the butt I just really really hate the storm dude the storm is right behind us she just heard all of that what the oh look what you've done now you made the storm cry what apologize to the storm right now but do it I'm sorry storm that's it now shake hands you two see now everyone is happy by the way it's storm we're trying to win this game think you can give us a hand [Music] okay that's enough I can't let you guys wipe everybody out like this I didn't stop you before because I really liked that song but this cannot continue storm go away let these guys fight their battle as for you two I am watching you well there's only two other teams left let's hide wait for them to fight each other and after they do we come out and finish off whoever survived I hate to say it but that's a good plan let's hide over there it's too dark in here I can't see that's why it's a perfect hiding spot yeah I said exactly the same thing see this guy agrees wait who said that me who's me me your partner uh no I am your partner and I am your partner do I have two partners is this duo's or squads I think it's duo's it's definitely duo's these guys are the enemies the shoot'em said wait don't shoot me I'm your partner no you're not who is my teammate me oh no max I feel a gun pointing at me right in my shoulder oh wait no that's my own gun sorry keep going man okay listen I'm gonna put down a campfire so we can see and figure this thing out ready what can I say this is a great hiding spot I know I said the exact same thing [Music] said that is not a weapon what is that I don't know but it looks in Minnesota no it doesn't that looks like a piece of glass exactly I could smash him in the head with it you don't want to mess with that those are space-time rips if you break it there's no way to know where you'll end up probably right here but in the sky or maybe in a completely different dimension you will not trick me you're saying that because you know this is a menacing weapon and you don't want me to use it on you or maybe you're saying it because you know that I would think that so you're actually trying to make me use it wait maybe you think I would think you're thinking that so you predicted my thinking so I don't use it or maybe you think that I thinked I'll screw it where are we you max I think I hear a chest coming from here you found anything yet no I can't find nothing I'll keep looking there has to be some weapons around here somewhere [Music] yeah sandwich how can there be no weapons not even a great pistol wait are you looking for weapons well of course I am we are supposed to be looking for weapons what were you looking for hmm happiness that's ridiculous how do you even find happiness you're right happiness was right here all along next to my best friend give me a hug max don't touch me [Music] ah man that guy was scary yeah and we still don't have any weapons to defend ourselves look nice we can get this weapon we just need some metal not that kind of metal we need mats you'll get your pickaxe and let's go break something made of metal [Music] I found 212 medal how much you got like a hundred great that's enough now let's get our where did our vending machine go oh I had broke it down and get the metal you wanted what that's not even possible vending machines are supposed to be unbreakable yeah I know it was very hard I had to use explosives where did you get explosives from I found them while looking for metal did it occur to you that we could have used them as weapons no anyways even with explosives you can't destroy it vending machines are unbreakable yeah I noticed after I spent all my explosives then where is it I threw it down the cliff expecting it to break with the fall I bet it broke it's a long fall even if you managed to break it and even if it did drop mats how were you planning getting down there and how do you even plan on getting them into a vending machine that you just threw away I didn't think that far we gotta go oh [Music] heck yeah this is our chance there has to be weapons inside that crate let's be careful there could be enemies capping the crate I don't see nobody let's go wait let's wait a little longer okay I think it's safe let's go oh yeah sure I [Music] got it let's go let's go go go go go oh geez I can't believe we made it out safely we got shot so much and yet look here we are unscratched we're invincible yeah lucky us let's open the crate maybe there's some meds in it what the hell is this stuff where's the weapons apples you should eat some it had heal you know what I need is bandages not this fruit plate you've never had apples before nope in fact I thought they were a cellphone brand you have to try no thanks I'm good I'm just going to Oh oh god I love them I love apples and look I'm healing C so G slow down there I just can't have enough of them calm down dude you shouldn't eat that mini why they are healthy fruits right what could happen if you eat too many apples you become red everyone knows that that's ridiculous nobody turns red from eating apples see look at you what I'm not red huh it's unexpected you still look fat though stop eating those apples man max there's a bunch of weapons over there hmm stop eating those apples Mar your own business I'm going back in I can't carry more weapons so you can have this just stay here until I come back mm-hmm max where are the weapons I just gave you yet so I treated it some guy four more apples [Music] you have a problem you need to stop can I have some of your weapons no sure but don't max did you just train the guns again I know yes okay that's it [Music] calm down I need I need you to calm down couch all right all right I calm down jeez stop come back - I'm good I'm good I jump um I stop well at least from all the weapons you traded I managed to keep the best one yet sorry about that by the way yeah and sorry for hitting you don't mention it oh wait do you have any shotgun shells by chance no no then we still have a problem this gun has no ammunition run are these shotgun shells yes sub they are and guess I shouldn't have thrown the weapon was really hard catching you guys I saw you looking for weapons and I know you're noob so I brought some for you here's some meds and some mats here's a balloon and some candy okay good luck guys have fun well now that we're fully geared up we are ready to fight let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey max what's your reading it's a god I bought on the internet on how to improve a fortnight why'd you buy a guy okay just Google that stuff um maybe but that doesn't matter we need to get good oh we're already good I helped an old lady with her groceries this morning I mean good at the game we haven't won a single match this entire time well that's not my fault what's that supposed to mean who's been dying first this last couple games huh yeah me but that's because you left me alone you never even dropped from the bus because you were too busy talking to the bus driver seeing your guard loss has such good stories making my day buses used to go through the streets not through the sky anyways this book is saying we need to practice on these five steps and then we'll be unbeatable so let's see number one is aiming we have to improve our aiming through some target shooting you sure just stay still or I might oh damn it you shut me you show my guts out oops sorry we're just trying to practice of shooting one less to worry about I'm not dead jackass and I can hear you okay this may be a bit dangerous let's just throw it to the sky and I'll shoot it on its way down yeah that sounds better here goes [Music] it'll come back down eventually yeah here's another bottle throw it a little slower this time don't throw it at me throw it that way okay god dammit oops sorry got the bottle this time oh there's the first bottle told you'd fall down eventually it says here that you should always try to get an advantageous position on your opponents especially the high ground so let's make an exercise let's say you fighting me what would you do it's over max I have the high ground you underestimate my power [Music] that wasn't actually it in those cases you should just build something to get on top of that is point number three actually building my legs it says here that building is actually one of if not the most important thing in the game so we really should start practicing let's try building stuff what is that my masterpiece what about you what'd you build I Oh max that's a wonderful cube it's not a cube it's a fort it's functional it's supposed to protect us not like your statute that doesn't great why does it have my face [Music] well next step is that we gotta edit fast and effectively like this check it out I just made a window in my fort so we can peek through and shoot enemies through it see oh that's cool let me try it look max now you're riding a horse hmm let's move on okay final step we got a focus and stay focused no matter what lisanna we must pay attention to the things that will bring us closer to victory and ignore everything else think about victory visualize the victory feel the victory yes I can smell it I can taste the victory what does it taste like ice cream yes it tastes like ice cream victory is sweet and refreshing what a pathetic bunch they don't even have skins in a world obsessed with shallow outer appearances why should we in a virtual world that is supposed to exist at the margin of such shackles of society engage in the frivolous collection of cosmetics that have no intrinsic value we are not noobs we have plenty of experience experience this ain't no RPG honey experience doesn't mean anything here what counts here is w's wins victory royale and we got plenty of those check this out what's the deal with the squatting and this is not a photo it's a ticket for a puppet show give me that how did this get here so if you guys are so good could you give us some advice we're trying to improve you want some advice kid quit you'll never be as good as us huh big chance we never quit right said yeah we never quit except for that time we found that intimidating duo of Ravens well yeah but how did you how could you go against that and that other time we got surrounded at loot Lake odds were not in our favor generally well we don't get good loot in the first three minutes yeah but that's how we can get into the next fight faster right no time to lose yeah sometimes we never quit like this time I see you guys have something to prove we can defeat you anytime anywhere we accept your challenge I also have a gun let's meet it retail row and then we can have our duel to the death make sure to bring some good weapons so we can take them away from you you Sam what are you doing I've never been to this part of town before I always wanted to grab one of these burgers this is not the time we are in the middle of something here is your friend gonna fight us or what yes yes just just give us a second come on Sam you're making us look bad can't we just put the duel on hold and try some burgers first please I'm very hungry I promise we're all gonna fight better if we're well-fed hi welcome to der burger can I take your order we'll have four burgers four large sodas 4 medium fries and for ice creams will that be all yeah no what do you guys want so where are you guys from oh we're both from Philly we met it wait this is starting to look like a double date this is not a double date right oh no no not at all we'll kill you as soon as we finish don't worry all right okay good I guess I am very bad at dating yeah me too I get all nervous and start laughing no for a pet reason no right weeks.you crap this is a date let's start the duel now I agree so should we fight or nah I don't feel like killing after a meal yeah me too so what are you doing later I'm going to a puppet show want to come yes I love puppets really me too what's your favorite have you seen the videos [Music] [Applause] [Music] we got the sub just one more duel left and we're in the center of the storm circle we just need to patiently wait and then we'll finally win yes our first win can't wait as soon as we see them let's throw everything at them throw everything you got a captain there they are at 150 what are you doing I threw everything at them that's what you wanted you were supposed to shoot them oh well now I need thanks for the weapons mate you are welcome [Music] man that was unfortunate we almost had it look I'm not gonna blame you I know it wasn't your intention to screw us over but you should seriously reconsider your tactics said I mean how hard was it to say shoot at them instead of that other phrase you know I take everything literally stab if only you were a bit more shut up Oh is something wrong max yeah there is something wrong you I know why we never win because of you I'm gonna find myself another person to play with wait what you're gonna ditch me yes but max we're friends we were having fun right not anymore I don't want fun I want to win we were so close and if it weren't for you it's yeah so if you want to keep playing find someone else to bother because I am done and who knows maybe I'll get to see you on the battlefield and if I do I will shoot you wait I'm I'm sorry [Music] so tell me why should I pick you as my new companion because I can get you some food because I will destroy our enemies I recently got a big win I got to kill a couple of idiots aren't you the one that killed me yes I am well we can leave that behind us right no hard feelings if you say no I'll kill you well I'm not that good at the game to be honest I just want to play with someone that can carry me I'm the best player in this game I shoot all the peoples and never throw away my weapons said I know it's you who is said my name is hair and pencil table hair hand pencil table exactly I am mr. hair hand pencil table the world's most bestest person stop lying I know it's you said take off that stupid thing yeah yeah very strong hey am I still in time for the interview for your new partner sir hello max I mean no wait then who is this oh that's mr. haire hand pencil table he's the world's most bestest person oh my god I'm so sorry sir you will be hearing from my lawyer sir now if you'll excuse me I don't think he wants to be a partner anymore doesn't matter I've already made my choice anyways I know who my companion will be me no it's gonna be him the one called dark destroyer underscore 96 X X weird name a bit edgy but I must say your track record of wins and presses me 476 wins and 0 losses I hope we could be good friends and have fun none of that we will kill and conquer over our enemies with efficiency and discipline oh yeah I like that let's get him this is gonna be fun well I guess I have no partner now yeah me neither wait are you thinking what I'm thinking uh I don't think so because you are thinking I am thinking what you are thinking which I'm not wanna be my partner oh sure you gonna carry me [Applause] [Music] don't criticize [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Hey look I found a golden scar good find give it to me but that was all I had here you can carry the meds make yourself useful I need a weapon too okay you can have this one a pistol Oh your shotguns no I need them all of them yes I'm gonna need seven shotguns I need exactly seven not one more not one less then can I have the one over there nope I also need that one but you said I need it you want to win know what yes as I say here you can have the sniper oh no I'm not good at sniping please keep it what about the shotgun yeah I need one of those need any shields yes you found enemies why didn't you say something you eat this idiot don't worry we'll get them next time [Music] look a shopping cart want me to push it up a mountain and then we can write it all the way down it can be fun right what are you talking about of course not there's no time for that silliness [Music] only one more team left and I would bet anything that they are over there hiding in that board yeah but how are we gonna get there I have a plan yeah use this guided missiles where did you get this wasn't this weapon vaulted yes it is but I have my own methods wait are you cheating no wonder you can carry so many weapons no I am NOT cheating I am just bending the rules a bit nah nope I'm not using this I don't want to get in trouble come on you're not gonna get in trouble if they catch you they give you a warning it's not a big deal the first time believe me I've done it before then you use it I can't I've already done it too many times if they realize it's me again that I'm banned forever only you can do it that's why I need you that's why I agreed to be your team mate in the first place you want to win right yeah but not like this shoot it or I will shoot you [Music] maybe I'll get to see all the battlefield if I do I will shoot you that's it he's the only one left shoot him and we have won it's okay max you can shoot me I know how bad you want to win what are you doing shoot him did you just try to shoot there oh whoops forgot we can't shoot her teammates in this game you why are you doing this you will never win by his side just look at him he's so dumb and weak shut up I won't let you talk to my friend like that again you can't shoot me suit yourself you are just as dumb and then skill that he is and you are never going to end hey Zeb I'm sorry I should have ditched you will you forgive me nothing to forgive max we never stopped being friends and you know max he might be right maybe we'll never get to win and maybe yours dumb and unskilled with me hey but who cares nothing changes from a winner to unless you win a whole lot and become a famous dreamer max I'm over here said how about one last ride yeah [Music] you [Music]

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Views: 25,310,832

Rating: 4.8173308 out of 5

Keywords: fortnite, fortnite animation, fortnite series, fornite, videogame parody, videogame animation, funny, meme

Id: rj2tyuhuL8I

Length: 46min 1sec (2761 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 09 2019