TOOSII LIVE IN THE TRAP | The 85 South Show

foreign [Music] [Laughter] nobody like they might get money but anyways and that's why I [ __ ] up it yeah it's a lot of [ __ ] getting money but not getting pushed yeah but still they can use it though they know it they don't know how to do it though but still though man I would have it with them hoes like ooh you're gonna come give me some of that on my head yeah what you want what you need oh I do this wait I never [ __ ] a [ __ ] on the bean again though no no hey man y'all [ __ ] have been through some [ __ ] tell us what you want to do I just get the cleanest all right on the way down you'll take a hole up through that wild life around here bro I'm glad we grew out of the rats we were [ __ ] we were some rappers come on then I do that yeah hey what's up which I consider to be a rat though exactly anything that respond to this yeah okay yeah call that one like a pig [Music] listen well turn them up you gotta watch Tom and Jerry here I got a new girl actually a good one yeah we ain't gonna say too but because we want them to stay alive but at the end of the day though you know like [Music] [ __ ] huh you've been through some [ __ ] yeah who how old Julie you said how old who was that like [ __ ] like like when it came I guess like you said like the r b like Uncle Luke was hairy I'm I'm I'm I [ __ ] around damn near beat him to these new girls real [ __ ] like that's how real this just like you you asked a girl that's around like this age generation like like it's gonna be like the two seasons to ride wave but you know what I mean yeah that's [ __ ] that [ __ ] OG yeah I mean real [ __ ] so when it comes to them yeah I mean [ __ ] gotta know I've been through it hey this would be the perfect time to tell these people welcome back foreign [Music] [Music] you know [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] yeah he keep his [ __ ] on he got through though yeah I know that's your Lifesaver if I leave this at the house and I realize you gotta go back I'm gonna sit here act like I'm playing cool but I ain't cool you got one too yeah yeah yesterday yesterday you already got a point one day I had needed that [ __ ] forgot what the [ __ ] we was at and I had to use Z [ __ ] we were somewhere boy I was gonna fall out but see when when I was going through the station you know the circle one yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] that's all that [ __ ] is right there right here I don't know what's in it's good steroids work shout out to the people that make uh breathing medicine albuterol albuterol yeah we got to tell them who we got in here with us today it is [Applause] [Music] but after you say some [ __ ] like big step or well no what else is there to say [ __ ] Big Stuff big shoes gotta have shoelaces in your shoes you know what time it is Mr take your [ __ ] man watch out who him what's his name [Music] [Music] [Applause] that's a lot I'm not you see we got money back Mafia here with us today you wouldn't be enough [ __ ] shot put on some real [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm proud of you but you know as I'm watching this [ __ ] and I see the scene right in my head I'm thinking boy they ain't [ __ ] up they didn't [ __ ] up he don't give a [ __ ] yeah give it a gun cause they always say she is yeah I felt that [ __ ] I said I'm pulling up on you tonight [ __ ] you don't need nuts after the shoot out the flow [ __ ] enjoy the little punk ass party I'm gonna pull up on you [ __ ] by myself you too big [ __ ] they going home they got families ain't got nobody that's characters hey man good [ __ ] I appreciate it Barry you [ __ ] got a short man diversity man you feel man they be wanting to putting these in the box man you want to tell a jokey joke man that [ __ ] fun bro I love acting yeah a little tackling to this [ __ ] like especially like range right you know for like for the party for like uh average [ __ ] that's like out there because I always wonder like how long that should be taking what you mean like what like like how long did it take to shoot a scene like that it depends like you gotta be on set all day yeah you'll be you'll [ __ ] around and be that [ __ ] from 10 in that damn team take all goddamn day and depending on how many camera they got yeah safer if all of us in the scene right and they got two cameras which is good they gotta hide the cameras in each shot but they might say we're gonna get his point of view we'll catch the back of my head and then get hit point of view yeah and then get your point of view then get my point of view and be like all right we want a full shot not only that we want a two shot of y'all so we gotta split to make the camera go between uh yeah just to shoot oh that [ __ ] getting technical bro but you'll be in there all day just for them to get all the shots they need this shot for when they already got it but when you see the the edits and the cut you like um that's why you got to be the actor yeah and just go in and do your [ __ ] but that [ __ ] fine though bro because the comment should be easy go in there be cleaning all right but you got to go ahead and be serious it's like yeah because they already know me for being funny so now how black people look at fool they like well we know he fun and we just we want to see instead of just saying right we're spanking the crab bro and dude I ain't even gonna come here I'm gonna shoot T [ __ ] stop playing [ __ ] hit me all in DM something I can't believe I'll tell you [ __ ] take your [ __ ] I think I'm gonna pull up on you I said [ __ ] you'll be another team [ __ ] no chat DC man come on bro [ __ ] I'm responding to everybody comments and all I can't believe you believe what [ __ ] bro I'm set for real back up and I told her like I was in playing but you know but I'm dead I'm gonna pop your ass yeah no cap and you yeah yeah and we didn't allowed yeah yeah gotta be like that though no but they fun bro like you got to tap in and when you tap in bro that [ __ ] be beautiful just like how you tap into the music [ __ ] like you tap into that [ __ ] yeah you said you wanted the [ __ ] that are going through this [ __ ] no arrested what you been going through man cause you put them shits in your raps regular [ __ ] I rap about this [ __ ] you know [ __ ] scare the rap bro right you know but yeah I mean I just mix it up a little bit I don't know like I ain't it's regular [ __ ] though it ain't nothing too special it's the same [ __ ] A lot of these [ __ ] go through right you know with these females the same [ __ ] A lot of these [ __ ] them went through in life come through from where the [ __ ] come from it ain't nothing special yeah I mean the difference is you know It's My Own Story it's organic a lot of [ __ ] want to tell other [ __ ] store that somebody already telling and they and they [ __ ] they try to you know that [ __ ] can't be duplicated but you got your own lane right you don't have you got the sound but your average song that you talk about like you talk about the ladies yeah yeah you'd be on the street [ __ ] but you like nah [ __ ] I'm for the same to you [ __ ] don't know that's the sweet spot for real that's what they like that's what they like I don't like what made me what made me like really because I used to be I used to be on that though I used to only make like Street [ __ ] I used to make nothing but Street [ __ ] I was like I'm not gonna make no sauce [Music] and I'm like I don't even know how we got on tour with someone walking fresh though but you know nah like I was on tour with you know a few other people before but then you know they asked me to be on some walking tour and I started going to the concerts now in the crowds show supposed to be yes sir that [ __ ] was the best feeling ever every show facts yeah I'm like I remember like testing my DJ because of my DJ life took that right with full flags and it was already like I've been a young [ __ ] that was like Manish that like like girl like like damn man it's my whole life I had to switch it up and then like ass like it it kept going it kept going like you know the lady's been liking the [ __ ] and stuff but the concert's just me I was out that [ __ ] bring me some roses roses what like what and and then another thing I had noticed like bro when it come to that street [ __ ] you you gotta live up to that [ __ ] every day right feel me like you got [ __ ] that come around and they gonna wanna see if you on that floor like they don't order you got [ __ ] that come around there they think you mind that so that's what they that's what they did they're trying to try it I'm gonna see you really about that [ __ ] you talking about and Mido I don't be like bro you know we I feel like black [ __ ] I gotta walk around and really look over their shoulders I mean why [ __ ] and that [ __ ] Lane you feel me I don't like living like that you feel like everybody should be ready to die but like you know being paranoid would keep us but at the same time it's like right we're a Target once we become a celebrity and we got success you know what I'm saying a lot of people do hold on one second hey what's up it's your man Carlos Miller and look I'm telling everybody to go over to bluetooth.com and sign up using the promo code 85 South so you can get your first month free if you pay for the shipping now the shipping is only five dollars life don't have to be hard unless you make it you get what I'm saying you understand what I'm saying right you catching my drift so look go to bluetooth.com use the promo code 85 South pay five dollars shipping and guess what you doing your thing like you already knew you would be so you can go to Blue shoe.com go get you some use my promo code 85 South pay five dollars shipping and you back in the game right back where you needed to be go on now go ahead get out of here visit bluetooth.com for more details and important safety information and we would like to thank Bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast [Music] Ohio Columbus Ohio and Palace Theater Columbus in Columbus what was it yeah Popeyes theater oh Palace I thought it was Palestine we going to the Palace Theater you know May 21st not playing Ohio you know what I'm saying come on bow wow I'm gonna beat up yeah and we're going to shopping at Eastland mall okay I'm I'm going you just don't know um get your tickets now again all the way get the tickets [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I'm a whole number yeah for like 10 minutes thought through it go get that main asthma pump man go get that [ __ ] [Music] they told you yesterday yesterday bro you that's the last [ __ ] you need it yeah you definitely don't need that put that [ __ ] down here man this [ __ ] ain't squeaking over this [ __ ] [Music] and then we'll go back to the 85 South show we need just about it I don't know what money bag might be over there and I want you to know that you're not going through this [ __ ] alone that's what it was it had one of them colors man how you get started [ __ ] with the music I used to play [Music] I'm awful my brother and my dad used to make music and like [ __ ] I just [ __ ] was going through a lot as a young I just started writing music and just like cope with [ __ ] that I was going through and I feel like that's how a lot of us start doing that [ __ ] rapping about the [ __ ] that we're going through and all that you still here bro oh God [Music] ain't help holding your brother bro thank you everybody in the house was making music now everybody was making music bro that [ __ ] film it's just it was my coping mechanism you know I mean I thought it when I was probably like 13. writing at least no yeah but after that like you know I just kept going with it it was your inspiration though because you gotta flow over you you ain't you you got a unique flu you feel what I'm saying and what makes you stand out cause you talk about the female yeah well the way you be rapping it like all right ain't nobody sounding like you yeah ain't nobody doing what you're doing for real when it comes to like the melodic r b you got right away but it's like you got your lane you you get oh yeah yeah mine really a little bit more melodic when I get on the artist I kind of like Go video for video for video for video yeah I probably wouldn't have seen like 80 or [ __ ] like that yeah I remember I remember when you first I remember when you first hit me I mean I was like you know that [ __ ] well because I remember I remember probably being like I was in high school watching your [ __ ] I don't know maybe feel oh my boy but I ain't that oh I ain't that old though so that's why I like high school when I'm doing this [ __ ] I won't lie oh how old yeah I'm I'm I just turned 23. [Applause] Elementary nah oh I say Elementary he said that's how it is I think about it four years in high school yeah that's what I'm saying Middle School yeah he was in the third right yeah that [ __ ] real man you've been in the game for a minute DC [ __ ] I haven't known you since you got them 22. yeah God is the greatest man [Music] oh God you got the same you got the same energy though bro you 23 this the idiot that it just started to pop off for real like he said like bad like bad cars clothes jewelry I [ __ ] at one point I didn't have like five cars at once this was when I first got in the game it was like a serious addiction yeah so bad I have cars uh demon track a Hellcat Durango I had a Bentley GT at one point all at the same time yeah hell yeah what else what else I don't have a G wagon man I had all that [ __ ] oh my call 2000 s it ain't worth it though it ain't worth it I'm at the point now I'm just buying all of my favorite cars from my life I mean like why the [ __ ] you need this I'm like shut up [ __ ] my Grandma had one of these yeah you get to a point where you start to realize like that [ __ ] ain't I mean I think I think once I had my son or once I like realized that my son like once I had found out about my son coming it was like that ass just set and like I was like well I don't need none of this [ __ ] they're the maintenance on all them cars that you named I just like if you you especially like some high dollar [ __ ] like that I wouldn't buy all that [ __ ] come around so much attention and maintenance and storage and [ __ ] like that it's like man in them Texas come back exactly you know you know what I'm at the point in my life is getting [ __ ] away yeah yeah he gave me some [ __ ] I brought it back I said man I got a Scotland man it's just sitting in my yard man if anybody gonna do it take care now I sold that I know you got something took like I know you can drop and I know you got something is that is there a track that you want for people to listen to or you just want to give out and you're like man they can't hit this [ __ ] you [ __ ] a whole lot of the track that I had that was like that I just dropped it but then I got like another one that's like got me you're right right it's inside yeah I didn't want to work with though because you know one thing about it when the [ __ ] say they want to work with somebody on this couch this couch specifically that why we ain't changed it yeah we ain't changing it [ __ ] it happened well that's nothing I bet you that [ __ ] gonna come about yes you went on tour but you was on tour with it though I went out and told someone walking someone walking some me and some waffle with black you know you did a song [Applause] We gonna make that work yeah I promise you she lost the show yeah I won't lie I made it I had made a tweet about it the Tweet got like them in 2000 retweets like that [ __ ] she gotta she gotta see it we gonna make sure she said Sizzle yeah you gonna see this [ __ ] please yeah I mean that's that's like she she thought she one of the top ones on my list though other than that I really don't care to work you know why bro that's fine man not cologne but only cause I really don't listen to music like that I make music but I don't listen to me bro riding solid film I don't I can't ride the silence in silence bro what's wrong with you I don't know are you all right nah I Denver all the time that's crazy you didn't tell us who your inspiration was a lot of I really don't got no inspiration my inspiration like my my brother and then other than that I really don't got no inspiration if I when I do listen to music I listen to like pop [ __ ] I like [ __ ] Billy eilish Jason Mraz Tim McGraw they need to hear this [ __ ] because you put [ __ ] up on game cause I don't know now one of them [ __ ] I know Billy but I don't listen to Billy you know Jason Mraz I know Jason you know uh like train and all them I know uh Green Day yeah Green Day I would like every hood [ __ ] Limp Biscuit y'all [ __ ] all right that ain't nobody that ain't no fun friends um a green day and it's another [ __ ] boys come on right before I Saved by the Bell bro a green day and it's another [ __ ] is it Nickelback is it Nickelback who you saying not Coldplay The Nickelback your Nickelback something yeah Nickelback at a group oh Nickelback had a good Nickelback yeah yeah it's a few [ __ ] I [ __ ] with but it ain't like I don't really be nah all right listen if I get with a [ __ ] like early in the morning like I can't hear all that yeah I'm gonna say let me go ahead yeah like if I get with a woman that you know playing that game [ __ ] early in the morning I'd be turned off yeah like if it's seven o'clock in the morning you're taking me to the airport oh I won't allow you you able to wrap up full like all that [ __ ] nah I won't lie that [ __ ] I can't hear that [ __ ] all day long all right make 20th well we're going Louisville Kentucky man to the who the KFC Yum Center we ain't got no KFC yet but it's gonna be at the Yum Center is it easy it's Louisville Louisville is that close to the uh Kentucky Derby it's in Kentucky I mean but is it close the day that we're gonna be there hey man [ __ ] all that bring me some Bluegrass for real hey Bubba John's gonna be the Bubba Johnson yeah that [ __ ] Bubba Johnson ride horses Kentucky I thought that was a car no [ __ ] [Laughter] yeah I thought the kid taking everyone to come no that's that's the Daytona 500. hey man get your tickets May 20th of KFC Yum Center [ __ ] take me to the horse I met with a call what's up y'all it's your girl Lex p and I have a very special announcement well I already announced it but I'm gonna let y'all know again we are going on tour it's starting in June y'all look we announcing it extra early so y'all got time to get your tickets no excuses we got La Philly Chicago Atlanta Houston now listen to me because I know how y'all get we are still adding dates I repeat we are still adding dates but if you see your city right now go ahead and get your tickets if you don't see your city don't worry we still coming okay so make sure y'all go to www.pourmans.com and get your VIP meet and greets we outside pool play place with salt I'll get older so I don't want to hear some [ __ ] no more I read traumatized [ __ ] I don't know [ __ ] that's gonna make me think about nothing TKO Teddy Pendergrass turn off the light that's what I'm talking about turn off the lights light a candle what's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning I pray that was real I pray but I do have a bad habit because it's Muslim member of grabbing my phone yeah and getting on whatever app that I'm on I had to stop that but the thing is though a lot of us do it a lot of us that's in what we in right I don't lie you can't really fault us for that this is where our money at now it's discipline that's where our money is yeah absolutely discipline though like when you get up for remember like just watch yourself in the morning when you get up here I do it every morning every morning I have to grab it I wake up 6 a.m faithfully and jump straight on my phone I have to get on it for what wow get up [ __ ] that goddamn phone just check make sure you go to the bathroom and leave your phone oh I get up and go get my [ __ ] phone do that doggy yeah you're gonna break the cycle when you travel outside the country [ __ ] you forget about that phone yeah oh oh yeah yeah you go out the country though yeah so much bro first of all serve is bad and everybody living on the land they just like man [ __ ] man [ __ ] that problem here it's fake this [ __ ] is real life this is what we not tapped me into and this is my fan always start to feel like a dream like I won't lie like when I when I when I was like in Mexico because I ain't never really been out the country like that but when I was in Mexico I went to Mexico and Jamaica but when I went to Mexico I ain't had no service like that but Mexico was so [ __ ] beautiful actually feel me like I wasn't on my phone not my fault I had to realize like bro like damn like this real life like I'm out doing [ __ ] I'm swimming with the dolphins I'm walking out of Mexico streets like please be careful it was like it was like like not they real streets but like you know the touristy Street tourists right type [ __ ] you know but it was a bunch of like us out there it wasn't nobody else right but like I'm walking around we walking around there like we on a resort like we just having fun we're doing regular we're waking up every morning into breakfast in bed [ __ ] like [ __ ] was just you know I'm like damn like life was like this like this I feel like that's what retirement looked like like but see that is like we just uh the phone has our attention the moment we put it down we're back in the real life you gotta face yourself but you know what though you don't never finish yeah you grab that [ __ ] because you know you said some [ __ ] before you put it up or you was looking at somebody before you went to sleep it's like a never-ending story yeah and it's like [ __ ] even if you ain't getting no [ __ ] you still gonna grab that [ __ ] season I think the biggest thing with me like well I had took a break from social media at one time and when I took a break from social media it it made me feel disconnected okay how deep were you into the social media before you had to decide two three times a day right I was I was like real active on social media I I was interacting with fans like talking to fans responding to fans going live down there every day like I was like I was deep in that [ __ ] right but then you know engagement stopped being how engagement was like on Instagram they [ __ ] everybody should have [ __ ] everybody [ __ ] up you know people don't really use Instagram as much as they used to use Instagram you know like Twitter and Tick Tock the new apps that [ __ ] really uh like a lot of [ __ ] just changed and and like when it made that shift I like kind of like fell behind because like the world shifted into this like negative space where [ __ ] started making it cool to be a hater they heard you say that [ __ ] no cap you can't even address that [ __ ] yeah not like the time the lights on the time we did pay the bill though nah yeah I don't like that [ __ ] it had got to a point where like you know the world had just fake like made it cool to be a hater you get all these damn accounts hating saying negative [ __ ] you get [ __ ] Vlogs doing more than what the [ __ ] it wasn't fun as it was at first yeah it's not as fun because now it's like y'all y'all not even trying to be fun y'all just being haters for sure that [ __ ] ain't like fun y'all being real dick eater right but you know but you know what I try to do though because since it do have my attention I try to go find [ __ ] that I like or find [ __ ] that's interesting right so I do it on my eye instead of me being on Instagram I'm just gonna go read a book I'm gonna read something right instead of being on Instagram I had to unfollow all the blogs [ __ ] information I don't follow everybody down to zero [ __ ] I don't follow everybody more information yeah some [ __ ] haters we like that's some hating ass [ __ ] why the hell would we be in Tick Tock because what the hell in China ain't really that cool with us tomorrow tonight four o'clock in the morning we'll go up with that [ __ ] okay thank you oh my God go ahead do your thing come on man everybody it's still going crazy on tick tock man do that [ __ ] let's get on this [ __ ] man so did you say you can sign you you with somebody okay okay big checks big money don't tell the young entrepreneur who want to get in the game how to make sure your business is right but still stay motivated even if the business ain't right you got to keep Focus right right yeah you know he said if I gave you 10 million dollars today would you be happy they said yeah he said would you feel like you were on top of the world they said yeah probably he said so what if I told you I gave you 10 million dollars but you can't wake up tomorrow would you feel still feel the same way they said no he said well why don't you wake up every day like that if life is more valuable than money so when it comes to that see when I hear [ __ ] like that I think it's a trick because this is [ __ ] [Laughter] the thing is though it's basically a [ __ ] telling you like [ __ ] don't make this money more valuable than what the [ __ ] you got going on every time you wake up but you were saying this this [ __ ] who don't got [ __ ] going on exactly so once you stop that's some [ __ ] up situation to put somebody in and I think anybody will tell you this though real [ __ ] you make more money when you not thinking about making money and that [ __ ] easy to say when you got money right now when you focus on the money you just must say [ __ ] you like when I'm gonna get my next check [ __ ] I work I'm like when I'm gonna get the next check I am going to get another check it's coming it's coming because I work when you constantly think about that [ __ ] it's like it's like sitting and watching the clock like and it it seems like it just take forever for that [ __ ] to keep coming right but when you're out living life and just having fun man that should be rolling in I won't lie like you gotta be an entrepreneur and be smart yeah man that be smart if you got one income and you got we crap pills can you scrape [ __ ] on the [ __ ] come [ __ ] you you ain't sitting in the [ __ ] up the street down the street you One Stop Shop all right we ain't gonna be your bill money your bill gonna be your going out money yeah and think that you talking about just drugs yeah I get what you're saying so I'm just trying to break it down the layman terms exactly yeah well how about this because this is the correct you take your weed money and you actually go buy a dog a bully it ain't gonna make an investment not only your dog who has sperm or you have a girl dog who can carry dogs now if she gets pregnant or your dog be a stud [ __ ] you can have more than one bullet every dog is eight thousand dollars I mean this is nice off the weed money so now the dog money is your vacation money the weed money to keep [ __ ] flowing the dog one is the one you stack on you don't move your whole family okay ready we filming your [ __ ] pop your [ __ ] homie yeah weird ass [ __ ] we're playing Real Player hold up my [ __ ] you're being hella Boosie right now you already know what it is man show them the cookies hey what's up it's Carlos Miller I hope you're having a good day try some of these candles from my favorite candle brand good day since Candle Company they are black owned and have lots of different scents to choose from use my code l-o-u-s that's Lowe's you get 25 off your entire order or offer let me see oh yeah we got sense like vanilla pineapple sage which is my favorite Egyptian Amber all types of freaky [ __ ] like black love you gotta go on there and check them out so when you see these candles just know that I'm having a good day you know these candles have been approved by everybody that we ever presented them to from snooping even Beyonce posted these on the website this one right here I think so go hit the website and grab you some of these candles I got 15 dollars selling drugs but this is why I'm a hustler because I sold drugs but I understood how strategic and serious you got to be to be an afro I was like let me tell you something I was a local Joker I had a couple streets and I had a couple of screens in other neighborhoods but that was good enough for me yeah because you know what I kept a couple hundred dollars in my pocket yeah I had a couple thousand saved up and they have nobody to take care of with me and I had food stamping I would put food on the table I'll pay my phone bill and I'll pay my car insurance to make ends with me no I wasn't setting drugs I'm sending drugs to get off my ass that's what taught you and not only that when I started from scratch with zero like excuses I don't care because you can give me Oxford and a speaker [ __ ] I swore everything I turn this [ __ ] into Best Buy because I'm gonna take the aux cord and steal the kid and sell it to my apartment in them you see what I'm saying he saw me he saw me while they were doing that [ __ ] I couldn't jump in their Lane because that's what they were doing I tried but they want my Lane I need to consistent money every four five months with these [ __ ] I'm like [ __ ] I don't steal right damn man all right y'all ain't even supposed to be friends y'all are doing two different kinds of crap that's in two different Lanes though you see what I'm saying but I see the dedication that those [ __ ] was happening and I'm like I need these same dedication I need you to support it cuz [ __ ] was trying to [ __ ] you know you jumped out there I'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] oh y'all was doing it every night and it was times where they leave and forget like oh [ __ ] damn he did tell us to tell him radio damn well when I started selling drugs right I was like okay this is my Lane this is cool but not only that it was like I you need to turn up because they just about sending rules is what you're doing is you stacking money like [ __ ] I had to literally break down a three five it's too intense eight times a day it's too intense man you can't go through the whole drug game these young kids watching this [ __ ] oh yeah for three dollars a slap I had two three five right I mean six picks right kept song Right smoke some made my money come on I know a lot of [ __ ] who smoke more than they sell did you see how you're gonna turn this into them in these cells some people and have smoked the other half by the same [ __ ] push it to the side I'm like no you need to put that with the private all right yeah put that 60 with the profit I don't even [ __ ] with [ __ ] who do that man because it's so many pets some [ __ ] just said way just to be selling weed a lot a lot of diggers do that I don't like when a [ __ ] try to put a limit on how much you can get and I again do all that man [Music] who did that I remember each and every one of the [ __ ] who ever pulled the scale out on me and ever since the tables have turned I don't [ __ ] with them oh [ __ ] let me give you some more follow me in the baby you want my friend you would never get what you supposed to get never never you're selling week three fighting I'm so fast oh yeah I'm fat bad too man that [ __ ] really pissed me off that's awesome trying to sell my [ __ ] for twenty dollars on the ground and I'm watching my cousin will walk past me I'm so glad them days dead that's when it was a week when the loud was twenty dollars shook head down I've been a day with [ __ ] got options you want sativa Indica [ __ ] I just want to get high this [ __ ] at the time at four o'clock in the morning tonight 4:00 don't do it yeah man like some [ __ ] yeah that's just [ __ ] do some shrooms or something you know nothing about what you been doing bro you already successful don't do [ __ ] man yeah drink water in the club yeah man keep you some good [ __ ] around you yeah yeah finding two women that love you that believe in you yeah a little orange juice and the cranberry juice they used to always tell us who was one and one is none what man just in anything you have the time of two safety nuts and then you think you one is enough but that ain't enough because two is one that's my optimism one is none so having one because yeah no cats don't act like you can't learn [ __ ] in Mississippi I learned a lot of [ __ ] yeah I've learned for a little actual fact that fact meat is indeed greasy where are you from some place that start with a B why why the [ __ ] would this thought of me what type of game yeah I'm from Oxford the good part I'm from the sedated part it's real nice up there the grass real green really yeah yeah I'm from the projects but this was before the stimulus came through so like I'll tell you my story we came up after project this is a great story I don't like telling people how it happened because they made so many movies about it [ __ ] would think it's unbelievable like I started out in the projects though right but I was never poor I just that's why my family was just from that side of town right so I always had like it was real nice on my lottery ticket it was ghetto magnificent is the worst I I need a couple friend like that stayed in the hood but she didn't really feel I mean we weren't feeling no pains we wouldn't feel enough we were missing no meals or no uh lights wouldn't cut off it was none no [ __ ] like that yeah good luxury yeah right so I got older man I used to come visit my pop in Atlanta bruh this [ __ ] was home I stayed with him for a whole summer the [ __ ] was homeless the whole summer like bro I'm tired like [ __ ] go back there oh my God you were homeless I didn't put it together put it together every Halloween this ain't answer go back there look go on lay down man I promise will hold somebody did not know I had no clue damn bro I hate you had to go through that we would have never [ __ ] up [ __ ] up straight mama was a hoarder boy life That Ain't That Ain't Gonna Keep It on though baby [Music] in the bowl ing okay foreign [Applause] Daddy Smith yeah outside what oh [ __ ] for that [ __ ] be fighting bro hehe but these [ __ ] are crazy man these type of [ __ ] need to be around for you right to say that so um let me hit the next all the time are you about to get married and [ __ ] again get married man I ain't gonna say hell no what's he saying I'm 85 taxes no hell no wow some slacks Cheetos and Fritos over here snack is getting low yeah yeah yeah okay [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] just in case you wanna know what we're doing we are now showing you 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[ __ ] that's on there yeah Chico got a handwriting class that he teach nobody passed it because that's why the [ __ ] look like this but we're working on it and you can see it on the app they didn't even tell them about the tax course that we had uploaded on there okay they don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street right and we got the alternate ending to The Color Purple up there oh right it's on the app so if you want to see some [ __ ] that you know they trying to have from you we gave you what you wanted now give us some subscriptions to the app [Music] 85 a year channel85.com really three dollars but adjusting for inflation get that man stop bullshitting we out of here man we're not about to keep working all this time for been waiting for free we on your way to fly oh

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 72min 20sec (4340 seconds)

Published: Fri May 05 2023