DRUSKI in the trap! W/ Karlous Miller Dc Young Fly & Clayton English

it's time to get focused back in the trap yeah it's time to get serious it's time to manipulate the matrix you almost have you know what it's time to speak to the people who haven't been spoken to it's time to reach the masses it's time to deliver a message that they have not heard it's time to display brilliance and magnificence and elevate the mind state of the people who just so happen to just so happen amen to eradicate some of the misunderstandings some of the misinterpretations prolific you know what i'm saying because the places we've been don't look nothing like the places that we're going but without going to the places that we have been we would never know where to go hey you found a rapper i would be remiss to sit in this chair and let marvin gay down hey no cap look how marvin gaye looking at me [Applause] yeah you see what i'm saying and you know it's a good episode when dc making the pb and j that's a lot of [ __ ] initials yeah and you know we always like to make a real player when we got a real player in here you did just like we were saying before we started saying you was a cold [ __ ] no you didn't beat the game you on the other side you know like you took your [ __ ] and made the world [ __ ] with it you know what i'm saying i don't even know how to introduce you because i've seen you do some magnificent [ __ ] i've seen you do some real live [ __ ] that people thought was a sketch and i saw you do some sketch [ __ ] that people thought was real life now that's when you know you in your bag when people don't know if you're playing or you follow you for real no captain you feel me and i told you this [ __ ] years ago before all this [ __ ] came and i told him that it was about to come he ain't think so that's no count i told that [ __ ] what you doing keep doing what you're doing because it was another [ __ ] who was doing exactly what he was doing but i was like [ __ ] can't nobody do you like you do you right now look at them [ __ ] got commercials got endorsements [ __ ] out here uh dressing like drewski hosting tours out here with all the rappers all the fan hoses in this vm he already told me all the fan hoes was in there i want that one that was skipping around here for a second ago okay ladies and gentlemen welcome to the track you know you love him my name is [Applause] they been asking you in here now yeah long as you don't go to the restroom and take that jacket off good don't let don't let it fool you just because you're a big [ __ ] that [ __ ] snuck out [ __ ] listen david blaine no [ __ ] that and people think we [ __ ] up about it but [ __ ] that's rose [ __ ] the bathroom back here the crazy thing is we 100 understand brain nobody over here mad [ __ ] no i wouldn't want it no other way yeah [ __ ] me you feel me you would have one way you would have had it i just wanted to say bye like everybody else no no no you gave us like a foundation that you was coming back [Laughter] [Applause] okay she don't uh respect a [ __ ] that come in the house and don't say nothing now you got to say something she cuts me off coming in the house without saying you better what are you doing yeah i'm gonna tell him but she she was upstairs and she said i should have went upstairs and said i was there on anything she could have been on the tunnel you would have been like me yeah yeah you got to speak you know i mean you guys speak to everybody or you can cheat a little bit from the beginning no you can just sit there and say how y'all doing okay y'all is there everybody yeah sometimes somebody in the house better man you better go speak you got to speak they don't even matter they heard you tell us how this [ __ ] got started bro man [ __ ] instagram right you know saying uh same way dc started this [ __ ] man but a little a little after that time man uh [ __ ] i don't know yeah that [ __ ] ain't harder now yeah no cap yeah uh yeah they made that circle small now man uh you know [ __ ] just stay consistent man that's all it is god god put me in that position man so yeah yeah as i got the win as i got the win yeah that's all dude you just staying down too bro you feel me like a lot of people understand social media is social media now what ain't been done yeah you made a lane for yourself yeah and not only did you make a lane for yourself this this this the crazy thing you got to understand when i seen you hold j cole to a game yeah [ __ ] i'm in the sky about smiling me you're taking it professionally you see what i'm saying and this is jumping right in the water too it ain't like this couple hundred people [ __ ] this is a few thousands yeah it's y'all [ __ ] and that [ __ ] gonna make you a break and just see you handle it like you already been there it was like it's destined my boy that's right that's them bro i called them on the phone that [ __ ] was like a fight like a fight they do hey boy i'll be on top hey we're gonna play we're gonna play the video because i got him in my phone we're gonna play it during the episode oh he did a [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] working on this stand up i got this toy coming up man [ __ ] uh since i got famous oh [ __ ] yeah man okay yeah so we we got like a little college run we we about to do tours like june july like a little you know a little summer college tour like going going back to school it might be like end of july we're still trying to figure out all the dates but we're trying to figure it out man right man y'all booker man you make sure all the it's different bro like a lot of people will tell you like well not even people people won't even tell you this [ __ ] easy like you you'll watch these [ __ ] and you'll think this [ __ ] easy this [ __ ] that's [ __ ] way different i don't have to renege on jokes and [ __ ] like you might write down things [ __ ] funny [ __ ] that's it hey a little wake-up call [ __ ] that [ __ ] don't be that damn funny when you say it now you got you got to get in there get in that fight you know what i'm saying so yeah but don't never throw your jokes away nah don't never throw them away but i think sometimes [ __ ] would be like clothes like you had to grow into it like you could go back at some [ __ ] that you wrote you'd be like what the [ __ ] i mean by that time or something then you'll just be going through your old [ __ ] dying laughing because it's like [ __ ] just automatic yeah but as a as a still has a new comic still but going on my eighth year on stage all i can say is i hit the workout room you don't know doing the best ones no the fun ones because it's like you're pulling up at all your partner you know spot in this room full of but they [ __ ] with you they don't [ __ ] none of them but they [ __ ] with you you enjoy performing yeah you get what i'm saying like a good honest crowd like that like just let you get away he's like i would never say not even technically that you want to be in the situation where you damn they gotta make people stop talking and listen yeah they're gonna be some spiders uncles but that was a spot to do comedy i missed them spots it was this old head spot on old national bruh and these old [ __ ] dead ass serious about that game right if you can make them [ __ ] listen to you they'll [ __ ] turn the tv down if you ain't talking about [ __ ] they've been cutting that [ __ ] right back up man that's how i was at the hood spot we went to recently in atlanta um i don't know if y'all know about a spot it's called the projects mm-hmm what i'm out the loop they had man listen i don't know they have music playing in that [ __ ] [ __ ] on stage this motherfucker's talking all type there's a lounge going on while this [ __ ] performing on stage right i remember my first time performing man shout out polo done them they remember august 2014 i don't know why they booked me but they booked me it was a music event man they were like man can you do seven 10 minutes of coming i'm like [ __ ] i got booked in you know i got booked [ __ ] telling me hey you got a show at 7 o'clock i got a shot seven o'clock what the [ __ ] so we go up here [ __ ] it's music playing it's outside they like yeah it's your time so [ __ ] you know it's a dj booth or speaker you known around this time right it don't even [ __ ] matter it was probably like two million in you feel like two million followers man i want to say i wanted you know why not yet 2014. i grabbed the mic i'm not i'm out there doing my thing you haven't seen people like just look at you so they just looking at me everybody just sipping and we got bando you know jones what that's incredible laughing like a [ __ ] everything i this [ __ ] right here with the mic in your hand whatever it is i went all the way back to the drawing board go study see what's going on how they do it it's gonna make you a great brother man i had a strange ass show one night in south carolina it was at this hotel ballroom [ __ ] was hacked this [ __ ] i'm up there doing my whole [ __ ] it just like kind of like i'm like [ __ ] i'm talking about the whole crowd like want nobody to let the lab get a bug right it's like they either hit you with the look boys they're like silent so bad while i get through with my show you saying your best [ __ ] man i get to the end of my show i get a whole standing ovation the loudest clap however it's just these people with some church folk and they waited all the way to the end they thought that i was going to be mad that they was clapping i was like bro y'all ain't never been no comedy show right this [ __ ] is crazy all right what's up it's carlos miller in case you haven't heard we over here at the 85 south show have launched our own independent streaming service called channel 85. once you sign up you get access to the podcast a whole day earlier than anyone on youtube all of our live shows independent specials um new shows like project carlos 85 and we even got you know special offers and discount codes for 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listen i'm just waiting for them to wait for me to get this i can take this [ __ ] but i can't wait i can't wait to try this [ __ ] off hey man welcome back amongst black teenagers who have a part-time job after school in the i just came to the realization that the numbers on youtube land listen how they watch how we used to watch prize family these people still watching episodes from november 2000 [ __ ] just saying [ __ ] now what he thought [Applause] hey man tell them about that could have been recognized hey man could have been right it's a [ __ ] in here with a hoodie on could have been records what's he at man bring that [ __ ] yeah bring that [ __ ] real quick [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] playing cards [Music] [Applause] small surface area [Laughter] y'all be taking [ __ ] too far we just thought about it no you ain't wrong you ain't wrong though that's all i call this [ __ ] little hands man that i can't eat you remember that [ __ ] scared me [Music] [Laughter] bro you saw his soccer picture he put up oh you ain't i ain't get to sign up my dad ain't sending the money i just said in one day yeah i gave up on it remember once i've seen [ __ ] talk about that [ __ ] i wouldn't i wanted something yeah you might want to do it i want you something else right in tongsudo how many years what can you use that [ __ ] about seven eight years did that [ __ ] work in real life yeah taekwondo don't worry i got my ass trying to do that [ __ ] no what the hell just had to go get security man you know how that [ __ ] damn yeah yeah no that night that [ __ ] work in real life though i swear so it's really like mental forms it's like it's like form one form two it's all type of [ __ ] you do but just like you said you just go through the motions but none of that [ __ ] work if you're getting robbed for real or none of that oh it's just a [ __ ] no karate don't fight no [ __ ] [Music] [Music] i'm most scared of being stabbed like that's like my highest fear for real yeah cause you don't know like i ain't even know i hadn't got stabbed in the back until i was sitting at the hospital and when the shirt let off the wound okay i'm winning [Applause] you know [ __ ] you did the dirt let's talk about the dirt no i'm saying god save my life now okay but that was hard to know like hey street [ __ ] real hurt cause i talked about that [ __ ] too you gotta always talk about the goods in the bag have you ever got your ass whooped when you sit in the hospital bed breathe through tubes and [ __ ] like damn evening was serious these [ __ ] why were they so many sit your ass at that house but see i'm old school i come from being up close and personal okay see a lot of [ __ ] doing all day pop pop pop they're 30 40 feet 30 yards away man this [ __ ] up close and personal man what are you talking about face to face a lot of them [ __ ] face real soft and tender and if you were to hit it it may break that's why they be shooting that's why they've been showing me how to do that you baby oil for getting hit 18 years his face is so soft you slap that [ __ ] oh i was with him bro what happened we got robbed man i ain't even bullshitting it's a real story and the [ __ ] was crying as he was robbing me [ __ ] was crying saying i don't i i don't have to do this to y'all man on jesus bro scariest [ __ ] ever happened to me in my life that [ __ ] was riding we from the suburbs bro right where we ain't used to know [ __ ] like that [Applause] [Laughter] yeah man yeah yeah and and you know that was the scariest moment in my life they was gonna kill us anybody with a gun that's crying is willing to kill yourself i gotta kill you dude fight my [ __ ] you are so dumb you're lying you better give up run up on the that's how you go to the zoo jump in that [ __ ] then see you so bad that [ __ ] it's not the movies man that [ __ ] when somebody got a gun and you don't it looked like that [ __ ] five times bigger like a bazooka what get it baby ass little old ass get that [ __ ] make it so easy for a musketeer soon i say get up you like man you ain't got to worry about nothing what you want the money i like the phone that's it [Music] 10 minutes because i'm [ __ ] up like i'm traumatized real time yeah yeah they about to start robbing me [ __ ] man but you know what you gotta do though that ain't even real man you gotta be a [ __ ] you gotta say it up and watch us around yeah when people be understanding and i've been through so much so in real life when they see me out i have a certain demeanor you have to show me you are not who i think you are in my head i don't [ __ ] know you so when you come to me in my head i'm like danger i may have my thing on trained your day stranger tonight danger alert let me know if you're innocent and you're a fan i [ __ ] with you about eight eight i know what going on nah my god okay my god really lay down i'm just like all right you said you just man so i ain't tripping still don't pull no stupid [ __ ] you from the opposite side of the atlantic from the west yeah you see real ain't none but i remember you used to record videos of roaches and [ __ ] nice to be looking at that [ __ ] like boy what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i ain't making it i just look at that [ __ ] on my vine like be like [ __ ] i ain't never seen no [ __ ] like this [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] up like he's [ __ ] up man we got to help this [ __ ] i'm a fan man put some money together he like what the hell going on with dc for real no cap and he'll make the best of it i was like man i'm gonna show this [ __ ] that's already a wall you feel uh i think your mom was like a hoarder or something yeah and she had boxes oh my god that [ __ ] said you gotta find my room i don't know which way direction you gotta go in but he said i think it's up bro you always [ __ ] had to understand at that time i knew i was like i just want to get a tv show or just show them that this [ __ ] is real default you can't fake it because i don't understand who you are but we were going at it again we were going there with [ __ ] like king matching and destroying them yeah the [ __ ] was flipping cause yeah the [ __ ] like their videos was flipping like you gotta understand thousands of videos flipping cars they buildings and exploding i'm like my boy i got roaches in my house we can't make no coffee so we can't be in here thinking about car flips we gotta we gotta think real content and i'm like you know what we're gonna do we're just gonna show these folks what the real live i'm to this [ __ ] got better you know keep god first they pray though damn okay [Applause] you know we did this [ __ ] the other team they know what time it is you dig so that the team that why when i see yo i go crazy and keep elevating and dancing i'm like that's it really that's what i'm saying how many you've been there my [ __ ] drew [ __ ] with him i'm [ __ ] man samsung phone oh [ __ ] i think we did the att huh that's all they offered me at 18. i said i almost bought a samsung oh [ __ ] then you do pass into i ain't doing pepsi nah we did mountain dew did man they had part of pepsi yeah yeah yeah yeah that [ __ ] drink mountain dude that wasn't clapping like that look at that drink pepsi or something [Music] michael jackson brought the pepsi game up bro he brought it oh yeah it was in the red white and taste like blue with water oh i don't yeah bro you're in a stupid [ __ ] with water telling you man drinking coke drinking pasta right now you like man number some coke with some water oh god no cat i ain't had a pepsi [Applause] oh that [ __ ] sucks yeah yeah mountain lightning and [ __ ] oh man doctor thunder yeah yeah that one everybody like that is a [ __ ] too now i get it wrong this is the office brand you can get cola that [ __ ] is not quite so but it's not quite one two liter is enough for any party [ __ ] what it's always a tree good chaser yeah they got a little treat especially a college chaser that make a big throw up yeah what y'all drinking college took over the whole school man i fought for about it that's crazy how he can say that it don't matter what period you know what the college in it still was a dream ain't going to know because when i was in college like 2002 to like 2004 i was in the fourth house that was the year that uh what the hell that incredible college and what yeah yeah you went in what yeah ginger uh y'all know this is ginger nah it got your beer nah not ginger i'm telling my red rock nah i got cinnamon in there fireball fireball yeah i ain't [ __ ] with that fireball i hated that i remember when that came out i i didn't know how to control when that's bad and i feel like oh [Laughter] [Laughter] you work 45 minutes away you still ain't got no gas in your car you just stupid [ __ ] that pissing me the [ __ ] off [ __ ] this gas christmas is reaching the people you never tried it they're gonna change [ __ ] recipe with caffeine and that [ __ ] was too loose it would put energy drink and and tequila and md 20 20 was making white people fight that's why they changed the risk it affected me for life you been turned down man this little twitch [ __ ] i ain't got over it still man i ain't lying hey man we're gonna get that four local lawsuit yeah you drank four loco between 2010. matter of fact what was y'all drinking in 0-204 i wanted to ask you the one that's like thirteen ninety-nine that's the cheap one who's doing that too [ __ ] will be on the 99 bananas though the 99 [ __ ] everybody remember that [ __ ] what was it hey i ain't lying to you [Music] could lay down yeah that's why i'm [ __ ] with that [ __ ] now what drinking what we drinking today we ain't got nothing yeah no it's some uh he goes over there i got to stay drinking water you pretty whatever they say man they my dad told me that what you ain't got since who's younger you always i'm [Music] we make everything pop though i'm scared you know what casa you're supposed to drink that at home that's why that that's what that [ __ ] mean in spain amigos drink it at the house drink it at home y'all know [ __ ] get the fight and all that [ __ ] that's why i say they're supposed to drink it at the house that's what i'm saying i really don't like alcoholic i remember one time my sister choked me because i ain't moving her car choked you i'm just 12 bro what the [ __ ] that's going to be this that's what i'm saying your sister bro like [ __ ] with you this grew up around my car i was like she's like oh my god she said i don't know i'm 12. oh god bro and you wonder i don't want to come over your house you got some old simmers 32 and 12. yeah what the [ __ ] yeah you know you don't know [ __ ] i'm all right my oldest brother is right now his oldest brother is oh was your dad when he was [ __ ] he had me when he was since the one nut still worked dude i came out didn't it [ __ ] take that back y'all see why he's stupid now hello dave dave hey hello kirk you let me talk today man hey daddy hang it up man i ain't gonna lie to you man all right [Laughter] oh [Applause] ah [ __ ] man i'm [ __ ] up you stupid yeah you don't like to say much because you don't know much i don't know my name used to be my name when i was born what kind of grown [ __ ] don't like it oh a baby [ __ ] [Applause] i got some no i can't wait to bust them out no i wasn't in my right state of mind walking around with cowboy boots on you wanted to be with you in my shirt i always wow oh man we had a rule in middle school we hadn't took our shirts in hey it [Music] yeah yeah okay yeah what about the rolling book bag was that the only one okay am i tripping yeah you you need to have that option [ __ ] my shoulder [ __ ] up to this date from strapped backpacks i mean when these decided we're not wearing two straps no more [ __ ] yeah that's the one [ __ ] one arm longer than i'm at the tail of trying to get [ __ ] they're like we're gonna have to make this sleeve a little i'm like [ __ ] that was stupid as [ __ ] why the [ __ ] i didn't use both straight it was cool i thought you were cool in high school yeah i used to be trying to cool that [ __ ] in the morning then put that [ __ ] in my locker and then just have my books and [ __ ] like i was just acting carrying your books exactly i hate others in my backpack too i need that boot back i had to keep with me one folder when i go to the [ __ ] and [ __ ] all that i have a notebook for every class [ __ ] i remember them [ __ ] they used to just had that one folder and they never had no books no pencils or nothing [ __ ] just hold that [ __ ] right right here right in this crease yeah then what's the [ __ ] that [ __ ] and they're [ __ ] them [ __ ] don't be in the class with all populations you talking about the one folder they never took they test in the classroom no cap they always act like they had what they don't want you had the option to take your tests differently i remember they tried to hit me with you ain't lying the test to me and i could tell her to answer and i just do it sometimes just because i didn't i wanted to see this video what you said the teacher teacher had to read the questions come here right you come here you're not supposed to be out here with all of them right you don't remember them [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] happened with with darius why why dares can't be out here i want to hang out with them but they talk to them [ __ ] real firm they'd be like um you're not supposed your lunches later you're like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] i remember why that [ __ ] get talked to like that and we don't get talked to you like they came in their little classes you couldn't have you knew exactly who they were i'm talking about the [ __ ] [Music] you ride the bus but you don't get off the bus when everybody else get off the bus then when it's time to go home you're already on the bus so you like damn y'all ain't going nowhere yeah that's because they let them out they don't be on those notes so you won't see where they be they can't go on field trips my class was delighted in the little class don't be on the field trips see my class was the last class they had you would shut up you just talked to them that was dangerous man it was a [ __ ] who went to school with us this [ __ ] was in eighth grade building speaker boxes and [ __ ] he never go to class he was just over there all day high school [ __ ] we used to pull up every morning [ __ ] the woodshop teacher would be standing in front of the woodshop with the gate up smoking cigarettes [ __ ] he was smoking in class yeah real whatever you did one thing no [ __ ] when i team don't do it like that like 94.95 94.95 i was three you got to say that for that 1994. got to mine yeah cause i remember i got to high school and [ __ ] i was born in year at high school 96-97 that's crazy what i graduated over here olympics hit this [ __ ] in 96. we moved this [ __ ] about 95 started off [ __ ] getting 96 got down no i was here before that [ __ ] that so you seen the prime and that [ __ ] in the 90s hey guys my first time coming to atlanta was 1988 crazy my dad used to live here [ __ ] how old are you man [ __ ] said wait hold up now 1988 you got here we've seen the 2000s see this is what we've been missing y'all generally and we listen we're trying to tell y'all about how [ __ ] was before y'all got here so y'all can keep the [ __ ] going all right we were outside at the peak of [ __ ] though he got him in the 70s you may see us in civil rights photos you make and then you might see all right the 80s was dope as hell because this is like the era where everything that you saw on tv looked way more fun like [ __ ] they had the best toys we had the best food we had the best cartoons marketing was on one down cereal they were selling you [ __ ] was real it was so and then it's like that's when they first started making this [ __ ] i'm talking about michael jordan with his peak bruh gotcha this is peak michael jordan this is where nobody on earth could beat michael jordan like even if the bull is lost michael jordan still had a good game like this [ __ ] that's right jordan swat [ __ ] gonna always wear jordans bro this [ __ ] was the first to give our generation of people some [ __ ] to believe and he is like the muhammad aliyah by the time right him and bo jackson wait wait we talking about that i'm talking about michael jordan okay but still even before that you still got magic and then i'm going crazy like this is coming and so you've seen them be the best now you're seeing him do something right now okay you see how we play in there it ain't everybody it was pacific's mj was really the first [ __ ] that didn't have them shorts like remember when like the shorts went from little shorts to shorts right yeah yeah before the bagging but the [ __ ] was like i need a little more i need a little more room hey man i'll be yam no [ __ ] if my nuts come out i'm gonna get fired the first thing a [ __ ] gonna say is you lied right you ain't saying well you got it on the ground [ __ ] autograph was the proof and now autograph hard picture and then you get off the pitch development it was this show called elf these white people had a [ __ ] alien bro what he should just know hold up and he's just walking around the house talking [ __ ] to him he was cussing nothing bro he would he didn't even have the customer that's [ __ ] old alph was [ __ ] and the [ __ ] ate [ __ ] what he ate cats [ __ ] ow i'm talking about a cartoon man he couldn't get back to this planet he was living with them and he would always try to eat their cat and he would walk around the house it's like this [ __ ] was like a fussy animal and keep in mind in the world watch this [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] was on all type of [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah thought about if wrestling was fake or not right everybody [Applause] a horror movie was actually scary man why why like explain why because this [ __ ] was it was so different right like you said like nothing was the story was all these [ __ ] yeah like we couldn't even decide who the scariest [ __ ] was yeah freddy krueger [ __ ] freddy krueger was gruesome to look at right but he had jokes exactly freddy krueger was gonna hit you with some i see you're trying to [ __ ] and you'll be like oh man you can't [ __ ] nothing freddy gonna kill you man this [ __ ] hand come out the [ __ ] the crazy thing about it when he kills black people it would all be some racist [ __ ] [ __ ] be up studying late at night eat some kfc he started hearing voices he looked everywhere for these goddamn voices [ __ ] look in the bucket all the chickens and turn in the goddamn freddy krueger you're up late aren't you about a late night snack and then the [ __ ] just started stabbing [ __ ] with pieces of chicken and some [ __ ] they did [ __ ] dirty they did [ __ ] dirty on there jason tried that one [ __ ] tried to box jason on the roof this nigga's right square up for jason jason in manhattan that [ __ ] jason said who man that [ __ ] broke characters no you remember when jason went takes manhattan the lady tried to stop him and the daddy that [ __ ] punched her mouth through her mouth and the the waitress punched it in the mouth eight-legged creatures or uh state-legged freaks eight-legged freaks hold up that [ __ ] [ __ ] me what about the [ __ ] [ __ ] sixth sense what what the what happened i'm gonna tell you some i used to do that a lot and i used to fake a lot but honestly i did say like i'm not doing that anymore because that's why all these [ __ ] are out here walking around thinking that they got excellent dick and it's not good so i did say for my you know community service i'm gonna stop lying to these men because that's why all these every time i say something about seventy percent of women not having orgasms every man be like oh i'm in the 30. no you're lying because how many times have i not orgasm but they don't know you know why because most of 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during sign up for a chance to win remember that's 85 south during sign up winners will be awarded soon so don't wait no purchase is necessary to win purchases don't increase the chances of winning and boy we're prohibited eligibility restrictions apply visit current.com 85 south for full terms and conditions current is a financial technology company not banking making services are provided and visa debit cards issued by choice financial group member fdic pursuant to a license from visa usa inc and can be used everywhere visa debit cards are accepted i [ __ ] that when they came out with this they ain't like you're doing this [ __ ] just look at me and do this man i'm gonna punch you cleaning your face but you watched you got to watch that [ __ ] with some people from mississippi because whatever happened on that [ __ ] they're going to tell you they seen it before what's your name that's the type of [ __ ] we used to do as kids like well you know we're from mississippi we grew up around old people so when they used to pass someone like somebody granddaddy or like somebody in the family that has like all the cousins would they just spend the night over there you heard that you heard it like and do this [ __ ] all night i can't stay with him about daddy i'm sorry she is man before we move before we moved in our house [ __ ] dad enough yeah yeah [Music] refurbished man i don't know it gotta look like it's new i don't give a [ __ ] if it ain't or not oh yeah you gotta get it you're here yeah i think this [ __ ] comes i'm getting work done now clean them washboards and [ __ ] man yeah that [ __ ] about that time wrong costs hell yeah everything costs [Music] that's why when you get them working you'll never stop man [ __ ] came to my house and tried to charge me 13 000 to put full outlets in that [ __ ] how much thirteen thousand four out of ten four outlets in the garage you said you said you're talking like like like plug like yeah like you said thirteen hundred did he leave did he leave with his teeth thirteen he said they was gonna be four thousand dollars a piece you paid them i would put that [ __ ] on youtube grab my drills and say well you'll get the [ __ ] out my damn y'all wait a minute wait man people know what the [ __ ] going on and i need more what they talk about i need more people that's willing to do any type of construction work okay they bought their money all right he cleaned it he cleaned it he don't be giving the [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] still at 20 22 yeah this is that's another thing we got this we got to live through no cancer culture ain't no i don't believe in no counsel coach god created me i ain't trying to counsel you hey you will be worried about trying to counsel me so you think of the plans to get rid of me yes all right it's my turn to think they want you to fall in love they want you to follow all right my turn to think but it ain't happening i don't know what they're praying about he can't never say whatever we're never saying anything that's facetious come on man oh [ __ ] oh we've been staring did for this round come home man you know sometimes we do get a little rambunctious oh man but i stay scandinavians with it should nobody have to deal with the ramifications no or what the [ __ ] i'm talking about we're just talking about the disqualifications that they try to put as ramifications against us as black men creators and you know business owners you know because we're only as limited you know but you know once you think over limitation what you got the proletariat there you go you got number dedication come on yeah that's all i got for you dedication is the biggest [ __ ] i got in my back of my head could have been [ __ ] records yeah man i got a uh i got an artist he uh i got two artists i got a first lady at the label uh-oh okay okay [Applause] all right the first lady man you know the girl she put her tongue between the teeth huh the girl she had like a listen she put a tongue between teeth that my first lady uh what's her name i don't even know i don't keep real with you you saying yeah i got another i got another dude oh this is why it could have been yeah it could have been man a lot a lot of these people you you could have been something but they said with you yeah they [ __ ] around fly with me so we ain't got too much for him but uh hey yeah we got another dude i might know him glock 30. i gotta heard that yeah glock 30. okay that's crazy he crazy he'll shoot something why the hell you saying he lost his teeth so i'm looking out for him yeah why everybody got mr teeth that you're saying man i don't know dog girl teeth just split she ain't missing now glock 30 he missing about four five teeth damn man yeah yeah three four five i don't know he's gonna get you a dental plan my brother yeah sound with us man so the two solid people we got at the label now bro did you get shoot with a glock 30 um he [ __ ] up though man all type of [ __ ] [ __ ] up with glock yeah yeah man i hope you uh yeah he can rap that's that's all it's about you didn't inspire me though i got to get me some artists [Music] [Laughter] sir [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] how you feel it's [ __ ] up man [ __ ] up i'll be playing with that [ __ ] man oh yeah yeah man crying it'd be knowing i didn't run it you know patrick my home's got like about 500 million bro okay y'all still drinking huh turn up yeah you beat me follow the mango hey y'all know right there i'll be looking at you i know people watching i don't know what the weather is out here i got a bubble [Music] and i've been walking in puddles for the last three hours yeah damn it started raining i thought i put the bubble jacket on like i did a [ __ ] ain't you on that [ __ ] you know you hurt oh you got yo you about to be turnt up indie migos for the negros for the negros you talking to me i know you talking to carlos how are you talking to you yeah he's a good dude they know my history i just told them every goddamn part of my history they know man good old times would you stay somewhere where they say playing oh but go ahead my bad wait again would you stay somewhere where it's a plantation i hate it every time i see a [ __ ] over there i'm like you you don't stay there no i don't like that [ __ ] bro can't stand it see when i see plantation man that's what i want my ghostbusters but it'll always be some [ __ ] every time a neighborhood name plantation anything that's what i'm saying some [ __ ] yeah but you you can't you used to be a plantation that's what i'm saying i'm not staying over there with no [ __ ] anything you want to go to deliberately disrespect in my face hey no you're staying on the plane now yo not too long ago [ __ ] over here i want to go though what to a plantation yeah i want to go oh me too i want to free all the spirits of the slaves that's still in the plantation i want to let them know [ __ ] as i ain't now hey i want to show you something i want to show you i'm going to take them with you yeah i'm going to show them videos i mean white people remember when dude hit the dude with the kids yeah they gonna stay there they got to make sure that some [ __ ] happened right no but they got they should be that's why white people lie about their ghost stories y'all never seen no black ghosts i said this before i believe on this i stand where is this hold up man you getting white people got all these ghost stories right out of the ghost story right oh it was a [ __ ] and a white gown oh it was a [ __ ] with a candle you don't never hear no ghost story where they'd be like it was a [ __ ] and he was like i ain't picking [ __ ] right like you know what i'm saying like yeah ain't nobody why they don't never find no ghosts of black people like not even on accident oh [ __ ] a black lady walked through that mother right see black people don't play with other black people that's the thing when you know that we want to know we've had it as ghosts yeah we will [ __ ] with white people all right i think every black person got one uh black people always heard [ __ ] they ain't never like so you hear this story you've seen the ghost no i ain't never seen nothing i just heard it real just like that what if black people was real close to him but then one thing that stopped the ghosts from coming it's when the [ __ ] said i don't know what if that [ __ ] actually scared ghosts that's my sign let me go now there's been some times when i shouldn't have made it home it had to be some divine intervention huh something just happened right that you know what you know you gotta know that you're you're protected that's the difference between white people black people right now we don't ask for this [ __ ] they be asking me tell me something what if we use it what's your name and we gonna find some black people you're right you said it forget what you're asking for dumbass what what if we use the same equipment and we just wanted to find black ghosts yeah maybe they didn't find south shore need to do that maybe they don't find black ghosts because they're not looking in the right place and the black ghosts don't even want to talk he's playing with stuff like that and you know we got something you know buddy margarita don't try to make me terrified i'm gonna hit you ghost or not i don't care but we gotta we gotta really tap into this bro no no we need black people we need we might just need to find the right covers who do who can do this [ __ ] right i want this [ __ ] to really blow up so we can just hire a team of like them people from hidden colors to just spit black facts on the app 24 hours black churches in that business it's a live stream of just one black people spending it on we've been gathered all type of money in that church now let's talk about it you know what they're going to say the lights got to be cut on the yeah it's got gotta be older everybody keep wondering where the money but they're the lord he slowed us down with the pandemic the bad thing is people always think it's the pastor who's stealing money it's always that old lady who the church secretary clerk she's the one stealing most of the money you got to tell her how much it is there's always three people stealing money because the when you confront her about it she gonna start crying i can't believe it [Music] y'all got food though yeah i got food now we got this little um you know a little bread sauce yeah i know that was it that's all it is [Music] get the white people heavy it's magnificent here you know get over there hey and if you're sitting around at 3 30 mom's making stovetop stuff as much stone time as you can eat hey bro how do you feel about creamy mushroom you know what's crazy you know what's crazy about that people they're over there you know it's crazy about the catholic churches maybe uh you got to tell your sins to a pastor behind i know people but you know i did that yeah i had to do that and i told my mom i lied to the dude and she got mad at me you should do this atlanta [ __ ] man i ain't [ __ ] a little [ __ ] [Music] oh uh they they just you know it's always a white dude they can't have sex they can't have a wife they can't have nothing so what they be doing though you know what they should be designing some of them doing things they sound like torture babies yeah i know nothing about [ __ ] but here i'll give you advice no they're supposed to be the closest one i don't know anything about new [ __ ] but you know you want some i don't know well you know i was just saying that's what they'd be moving them around that's what i heard you know catholic is a part of christianity brother yeah that's what they see [ __ ] like that's what they say how are you gonna undo us what they say you know when you're a christian when you're a christian it means you believe that jesus is the messiah yeah that's it i don't mean it's a religion that was imperative for them to deteriorate the people from who they really were they were hebrew oh jews yeah i mean you're a christian too could you believe it [ __ ] i've been drinking cats amigos i don't know look yeah yeah that's what they said you never know look here march 31st we're back at it man 85 south presents five on it hosted by me clayton english i'm bringing some of the dopest comedians out in the city they might not even be from the city they might come from other cities but it's gonna be crazy if you missed the last one this is your chance to come out if you were at the last one tell somebody else what it was like so they can come out to this one we got two shows for you march 31st that's the right day right tickets up now for sale is at the punch line right here atlanta georgia go get your ticket on their website go get tickets on our website 85 south shore dot com punchline.com go get your tickets in advance now cause it's probably gonna sell out in the line gonna be around the corner but you know this time it's gonna be even bigger it's gonna be crazy you never know who might show up we had a lot of celebrity guests at the last one i know some of y'all was just out there drinking too much look man if you got to work in the morning don't come all right if you're drunk and your titties not gonna stay in your bra don't come don't do no distraction like that man put your nipples up and enjoy the show we want everybody to have a good time all right right yeah cold enjoy yourself get you some drink and enjoy some of the best comedy that you're gonna find in this beautiful city of atlanta oh welcome back to the 85 shop show we got a man drew skin here with us kicking big [ __ ] global takeover two are coming yeah yeah they go crazy i already know man just stay down stay afraid to stay working man keep guiding me like come on man go you got to keep god in your life but your life your life wouldn't be [ __ ] without god you don't say that all right he got in you're like [ __ ] [ __ ] keep guiding you like [ __ ] [ __ ] no cap yeah you feel better though cause i don't want god to call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] when i get up there cause i'll be putting that in my prayers what's up [ __ ] nick hey man it's me no i don't know what you're talking about god like what did you get to happen and then like you just in there you amazed and then you hear somebody say hell no [ __ ] fight i'm going oh yeah yeah i'm signing a birdman what birdman burping santa i don't know don't tell me [ __ ] bird man daddy flying oh burma yeah somebody no i vote [ __ ] you just said it hell no to my little [ __ ] man oh [Music] [Music] just the pump no gas you keep going if you get out of here better that you get stuck on expressway then you get stuck over there bro that [ __ ] we didn't get too used to [ __ ] thirty dollars get you six gallons i tried to play my own usually getting yeah what the [ __ ] is going on you know i thought our dance came from the middle east what the [ __ ] russia got to do with our game that's my [ __ ] for real though i swear to god i'm rushing i don't get the gas from texas [ __ ] i i want gangsters in texas we got hella gas in texas why the [ __ ] is we getting saudi arabia stop saying real [ __ ] on this podcast that people don't know about it right you're right if i start saying the real [ __ ] then they go it's gonna be a [ __ ] trying to talk to me outside man already they already forgot about the whole pipeline that them people was product you know protesting about that they built anyway that they've been getting enough games talk about the native american come on you know man your little living brother they put the gas pipeline straight through themselves the games we make we center over there and then we buy gas from the other [ __ ] and all gas is traded in us dollars so you can't watch them don't do this spend all this money filling this goddamn these cars and [ __ ] up i would at least want the gas to go all the way to the f that's all i'm saying that's what i'm saying right now my [ __ ] to touch the s supreme what car you got right now it cost me about that 70 yards yeah i'm 90 i'm 93. okay what car you got uh uh i got 941 impala okay i need some old school that [ __ ] that's saying they got everything i paid it for my black low folks i didn't hey all about a benjamin's baby when i pulled up little cat i got ice cube and mike in the car i got a 2013 uh jeep cherokee [ __ ] don't you put it on dude shut the [ __ ] up bro yes yes you're right that's super cool yeah you [ __ ] like really maggots chill yeah i mean i put [ __ ] tires on them they're like dude we're [ __ ] tired we go off-road at times but it's like my boy my boy it's actually crazy my boy aiden he's super cool he put the tires on himself right he's going to live no he's a legend like he's super cool you're not going to catch me no he's just like out of his like mom's garage that's a cool friend yeah cool he's cool he's cool i [ __ ] know that like super chill yeah he's super chill yeah like yeah [ __ ] baby's mom is hot oh my god he [ __ ] bro he [ __ ] bro no you know it's crazy his his mom just caught mono no legit that's crazy legit she has mono no she's super cool though she's super cool she doesn't even talk about it wow yeah she's like whatever she's like yeah yeah [ __ ] said damn she's crazy bro nah it's a good car though it rides good but but it's crazy yeah you got the phone got a photo yeah yeah oh yeah yeah once i started playing with that that dirt [ __ ] i was like yeah i think jeep a little bit better it's better for them to flip though man you don't [ __ ] with the can now you get me yeah yeah i used to hate to leave you [ __ ] yeah they gained my respect [ __ ] all that [ __ ] i'll be talking a couple old classics though i got a couple too right i had a towel i left it i got 94 or impala don't let me get talking because i need color 73 scott skylar or 79 chevy nova 86 colors 98b huh [Music] i got three of those no i'm not literally gonna name [ __ ] that i'm gonna make you go get me 94 apollo yeah 95 yeah how many cars you got got a grand nest got two of those [ __ ] got a bit got a corvette how much money you got man got capricious got to compress it uh i got some dollars 69. now they said we're no dunks in 69 dunks are just from 71. the outfit to go one from 6973 six but you went from 71 to 73 we ain't talking about camaro we need to be collecting old cars like it's hot wheels only yeah i don't really [ __ ] 74. yeah yeah and some of them be [ __ ] up i got to send me y'all like new cars y'all just like old school [ __ ] i don't like that new [ __ ] nah nah i got lexus i'm 350 rc man i just need a new [ __ ] from the hoodie the moment that one of these shows paid me well enough and i've been saving my coins i've been saving them for years what you getting about 12 years i don't know man i might get that bentley [ __ ] man go get it which one put my daddy 30. which one you gonna get oh [ __ ] [Music] the best best car i've ever had yeah i probably said my 94 impala because i like it because that fit my whole swag you feed me what i'm looking for el camino uh my worst car won't even say because i probably made the most money in my the ugliest car i ever had 94 984 they scored two though ugliest car you ever had the most reliable [ __ ] you ever drafted uh i probably 45 miles an hour two years for me that's from martin luther king to the other end of the king so you said the best one you say the word 98 forward escort to the hatchback seat belt with nobody's up y'all ever had a question it's your worst questions my body style it was the round or was when they started trying to look like a [ __ ] i was scamming yeah nah [ __ ] that it was what it was it was gonna be no care ain't no statute of limitations or no [ __ ] like that i don't think the work i ever bought my partner knew his transmission before look but i bought it for like 250. what did you expect me that far what did you expect smoke come to the vent now drive damn i had to drive like 20 minutes the smoke coming through the vents while you driving forward all i all in my head was a car and the tires roll that's all i need a car and i need to tie the rope can you see that's the one thing about you out all the old schools that i never bought i ain't never lost someone yeah i ain't never lost i'm only old school i'm on the old school i ain't lost on [ __ ] what the cadillac cadillac [ __ ] up the car burst into flames man yeah but it wasn't mechanically [ __ ] up if it blew up man i had a blowout and that's what started the fire the tire caught on fire oh but i'm saying i can't wait it wouldn't work i'll give it to you i'll give you i will give you a pre post that oh i'm joking i know you're talking about since then all the cars i had prior friday any success was [ __ ] up yeah okay in the car that i was smoking and we came today like the whole front what what car vijay had he had a honda he had a honda [ __ ] 19 what the [ __ ] ever and this [ __ ] [ __ ] was barbecuing no the whole [ __ ] smoked out [ __ ] in high school i had a ford stratus you remember that [ __ ] read the gold dust he's got to be the gold disc [ __ ] had a van and they stole it [ __ ] hit that [ __ ] with a wife and it be crank up no cap [ __ ] had that volvo that was a [ __ ] tank i bought it wasn't my favorite [ __ ] my family always got bald moves the square one and that [ __ ] was loud in the [ __ ] i couldn't talk to nobody with the car they put out the long one that was like a hearse yeah them long volvos oh i saw it all the time [ __ ] my mother said then when i had to stop selling dope out of us she talking about something why people keep running up on my car you be doing stuff in my car i said wow is it not gonna be knowing but you know that [ __ ] about five minutes oh yeah that that [ __ ] was cold after mine hell yeah that [ __ ] that dreams about oh yeah they designed that whole [ __ ] why are you saying it because it don't be up all the time and i wasn't even driving and i wasn't even here to drive this [ __ ] i went out there like my mom was driving it she losing hubcaps oh yeah that [ __ ] cost six hundred dollars to get a hug everybody i'm like what a lot of family was buying cars that they couldn't get parts for like my homeboy his mom and them was buying a lot of sobs i don't know if y'all remember sobs yeah he had about four sobs in his in his yard do you know what we're going to stand for it was awesome like a graveyard yeah no some of them don't got wheels on them some of them got no engine someone got no bumper and then we're taking parts from the other one to make one [ __ ] together okay hang on yes i always think the cloth there's a lot of cars that just fell off she used to be the same dope as a little fast speed something i don't know i might get milk you know you know i just went hell yeah i missed it that's why they haven't found me yeah yeah vanilla that [ __ ] cold though i feel like i'm on nascar because i hate the brakes a lot so that means i'm gonna be downshifted a lot it's part of it my my everybody driving right beside each other man y'all need to go straight there i got to show you get your ass out the left lane get your ass off the level cause i said i'm gonna teach everybody how to drive a stick but i ain't found the car yet oh yeah you ain't gonna go with the drugstore yeah yeah i need it because i don't know how i see you you know how to drive through everybody because my brother took it from me oh man is your older brother my little brother little brother you're like you don't need to be on the goddamn motorcycle oh bro we gotta ride bro [ __ ] that you even let me ride all the way back get the old [ __ ] [ __ ] you ain't gonna get the big one of the old [ __ ] [ __ ] t-rex [Music] yeah the dude the dude told me dude i let it ride and [ __ ] okay so you know i can put clothes my suitcase over here now my ladies yeah the [ __ ] told me he said he said yeah man i tried to ask before i did the skit i had to do before another dude let me ride it yeah i asked dude i said hey man you're gonna let me borrow the bike he said man i'll let you borrow my wife while i let you borrow my bike i said what the [ __ ] he did is [Music] you said what you said [Laughter] oh [Applause] do it right [Applause] [Music] it's like a motorcycle energy if a [ __ ] on a motorcycle see you he [ __ ] with you [ __ ] i got pulled over right i ain't get pulled up but my bike starts [ __ ] low i'm on the side of the road you know the motorcycle [ __ ] i can't see you put your [ __ ] [Music] a motorcycle [ __ ] pull over make sure i'm straight it's just some [ __ ] that you do on a motorcycle everybody calls they're not really standing so you scraping they play [ __ ] if you need something on the motorcycle i can get that quicker yeah i'm like [ __ ] stay here with my bike while i got there you better need to stay in the back you hop on this [ __ ] no i got the [ __ ] off [Laughter] ah what man i had because i wanted to wait for the tow truck my truck hooked my shield up and got the [ __ ] on yeah and paid about 300 officers doing it yeah yeah i mean you meet the real [ __ ] you do real [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm like [ __ ] ain't nobody right mine gonna pull over and help me but it'll 450 i left here one night and i stopped in my [ __ ] battery dad as soon as i popped the hood the [ __ ] pulled around and said hell no boy i wouldn't let you do this [ __ ] i got it that [ __ ] bro you know [ __ ] jump the [ __ ] off got you right back i'll be right back in the game what's that [ __ ] happening every time cause something i caught another flat pulled over nobody stopped i'm like what a [ __ ] motorcycle i mean yeah like i'm in downtown two [ __ ] forget everything are you famous i mean i got into a car crash he was just pulling up on me hey bro hey say that [ __ ] you be saying you don't even know you're going [ __ ] i'm in a car crash man i'm going through the sickest part of my life right now my people don't care [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] came and took a selfie and dude [Laughter] damn that's crazy [ __ ] be doing the most stupid [ __ ] just record me for a long period of time by me doing being normal look at that [ __ ] doing some more rick man [ __ ] you know that bro i can't buy no bag of chips god damn you want me to do it i [Music] when the people who be in the store when you already get there like them drunk ass people they just start throwing your they [ __ ] up there with the man buy me a bill here you got it [Music] he got [Music] know the game though right like they'll charge you like when you go somewhere you're shopping and [ __ ] they wait till you pay and then it's like [ __ ] i knew that was you like you would run again man they've been trying to get it we seem to do uh uh grab some money and hop in his car faked homeless the other day oh they do that stay home yeah you can't be homeless with a lineup [ __ ] yeah i mean yo [ __ ] crispy [ __ ] use your first date that's it real dumb ass he said he wanted some money go get something he went to liquor best homeless sign the [ __ ] is [Music] [Music] [Music] mcchickens and and we was in atlanta we passed out mcchickens and we everybody was getting two but i was just being stupid i'm just giving out two to everybody i'm not knowing how many people gonna come over here so many homeless people come over here i end up having to start giving out one i get a [ __ ] one he kicked the body said [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] i said what the hell [ __ ] you not thankful for this blessing to be giving you okay he said he wanted to like the rest of everybody else kick the box and everything he's had it being treated different wow it's bigger than the two [ __ ] bigger than that he needed to go and do something now but he felt like every time it's his turn they changed the rules yeah that's why he's homeless i know how that [ __ ] felt yeah that they'd be having cash these [ __ ] got cash [Applause] i think i think it's selfish when they be having a dog with them because [ __ ] yeah now that y'all definitely be trying to [ __ ] up across the street yeah i just can't go nowhere i can't go nowhere i'm with this dumb ass [ __ ] no you got to let the dog off the leash that's what i'm saying if your dog off the leash and they stay there that's your dog but they don't get you but they really don't take the leash off if the dog in good shape they doing better than you don't not be in good shape wouldn't be the homeless singer he'd be happy to my whole mural but that also keeping somebody off you while you sleep no cap look at the dog's stomach yeah i always wondered what'd be wrong with the dog what did they be feeding the dog what homeless person had a dog had puffiness and put them right back in the game what they had like see it put something to me like you got to see her all and went right back up yeah i always wonder when people say it's a rescue dog like what the dog get rescued for they didn't get rescued they got it from the animal shelter [ __ ] animal shelter is the used car place for dogs [ __ ] you got a dog that didn't nobody want the dog was already [ __ ] up but i'm saying like the reasoning you didn't save that dog [ __ ] you saved the horror story all of them homeless [ __ ] they got a dog out of the water you don't need to be figuring that [ __ ] out when they don't like five years old i've been through [ __ ] he just went home man the dog turned [Music] you want to come home you got to bite your [ __ ] out your way girl you tripping better get you a puppy right there baby you tripping what if the dog are alcoholic and [ __ ] right like he had to be in there a certain amount of days just to sober up what if he was a drug dog he got hooked on cocaine the belgian melanoma that's that's the german shepherd that worked for the police do you know the name that that type of dog he knows of spain spring springer spain who's your queen elizabeth i'm telling you [ __ ] we got good dogs we got friendly dogs this [ __ ] british royalty [ __ ] we got a who got like a disabled dog like a dog with three legs and [ __ ] i'm like you really got a little animal dog with the wheels yeah [ __ ] with the ridge i'm getting me a hunting dog you said it oh me one of them dogs y'all hell i want a hound dog named blue you want a hell get over here bruh i used to have a what we had a lava though he got junk that's a good dog i want to know how y'all got the dog they never know yeah i was a black lab we had a black lab with three legs alabama alabama why it was his name when he had four [Music] he legs change it though can't change it up [ __ ] you were different don't yeah you're different but you're the same but you're still the same you're a black alabama god what's that little old y'all heard me what do you want a little note this rest in peace no we had a lot of them but you know whatever rest in peace chappie rest in peace rusty i had a dog with parker that was your dog yeah rest in peace chappie wrestlers happy that was the spring trap dawg they both would spring or spammers yeah i had two seconds yeah we had two of them the same kind of dog same kind of that is definitely suburban yup i put jackets on him he was lonely so i got him yeah i love doing that [ __ ] man we ain't much longer put many people like 25 off anything special you get a red nose or little blue nose other than that you got your little everybody got a lab mixed with a pig mixed with a child you got a child pit lab oh [ __ ] that's that's them child shoes was known for biting this [ __ ] out of her child right up on the pit bulls for biting the [ __ ] out of kids in the neighborhood passion didn't listen why they always got a stupid name that was your dog [Laughter] [ __ ] too long bro like when the dog go blind it's time to let the dog go no you're gonna do give them a stick yeah but my phone had a blind out at least they'll be running into the wall i'd be like bro every time somebody knocked at the door before we run into the wall it was terrible they just had to pick it up because somebody would come yeah crazy you watch the dog do this stupid [ __ ] i had a dog uh his name was bo both his back high legs went out they split he was dragging his back high legs behind him he had two good front legs both hind legs back behind him stanky leg you [ __ ] up nice jake dragon he's doing all right yeah great wings yep chicken wing yeah yeah he's a good dog though he just hit splits all the time man he'll crank it to a split whatever man he'll do a split just trying to get to his bowl man he's like go eat this just drop to a split like that hit and drag and drag his ass he dragged his ass to the ball what happened to the game man they gave out we used to play with him a lot good dog man yeah oh rest in peace bro bro man that should be the hand now that [ __ ] drove us crazy [ __ ] passion [ __ ] i ain't like this [Applause] hello [Laughter] what's next oh [ __ ] tv oh yeah yeah hey congrats bro [Applause] [ __ ] man you know oh now it is we just writing a movie right now but it hasn't it's just in the works but um yeah [ __ ] [Applause] i get one of them pitch i don't get no pit yeah i want high lid to go back hell no yeah right some people then you have to have wheels huh y'all gonna make that [ __ ] a joke now yeah [ __ ] they are a good dog he always ate all his food he always drank all his milk [ __ ] so that that defines a good dog because that before eating drink yeah he listened to y'all didn't try to get him no wheels or nothing um watch the [ __ ] drink we put a brace on him we thought the brakes are helping the race just tore his back out all right his legs just went out yeah just do that they just go out on them type of dogs what type of dog boys what the [ __ ] you talking about [ __ ] i'm talking about the uh oh this [ __ ] lying about his dogs [Music] yeah yeah we in this [ __ ] yeah bots are crazy they're good dogs though for us they're smarter but my dog like he be waiting for you to [ __ ] he's like what did he do i'm like damn like that ain't no dog they're trying that's what they need they need some direction okay that's what [ __ ] don't be knowing dog whatever wrong what you feeling to be wrong with that goddamn dog if you don't figure yourself out you know what i'm saying yeah okay you neurotic your dog's gonna be neurotic you're going too deep i'm telling you the truth you got to talk baby you got to be a pack leader because dogs need packs they need structures [Music] new york times bestsellers on every book you can train a dog you can navigate your way and all it is is mastering yourself and getting them all the routine and getting them to respond to what the [ __ ] because they just need some guidance yeah everybody bought this [ __ ] award and they all got traits bred into them already hey other [ __ ] them [ __ ] is real life goddamn pokemon all right man we got to wrap this [ __ ] up we talking about pokemon or [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] didn't get too crazy that's what happened when the weed is good [Music] you

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 123min 33sec (7413 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 25 2022