Street Fighter Red Tape: Dhalsim

Dossey dhalsim um look we're having a little bit of a problem from a marketing standpoint it says here in your bio you are a yoga practitioner I'm a master practitioner of the spiritual art of yoga okay see that's what we're having a problem with just selling you to the people is you're a master practitioner of the spiritual art of yoga and yet you want to enter a street fighting tournament yes I will meditate and then destroy my enemies okay you can see how that's a little bit confusing on our end of things we don't we don't know how to sell you they will love me for my yoga flame okay see right there that doesn't make any sense you're doing an incredibly violent thing but saying yoga before it doesn't make it part of your spiritual practice I do not do the disconnect would it be okay if I bash you in the face with the two-by-four just as long as before I do it I say Pilates listen I use my yoga to fight for peace peace your big piece got big piece gay are those piece skulls you're wearing sorry come again around your neck or those are those piece skulls the jewelry the human human skull jewelry you have oh these guys yeah um yeah these are P skulls those are human skulls and they're very very small if those are baby skulls I don't even want to know I couldn't begin to describe that to legal okay well in yoga does a lot of like different kinds of things that are considered like okay to do some people would say that you can't do yoga on a full stomach and then some people say that it's okay to wear baby skulls around your neck and you see this is completely unsellable we can't do anything with this are you talking about I'm totally marketable people love yoga right now it's so hot these yoga students all over the place I'm a fighter people are fighting yoga fighter I'm the guy right now you know it's confusing to me is you're wearing skulls and a bindi what do you know what a bindi is yeah totally know what Phineas you're a yogi from India I'd imagine you'd know what a bindi is I do know what it is point here bindi just go right now yeah give it a quick point now that that's your nipple that's that's your that's your penis it's this ah the physical representation of your third eye yep that's what it is physical representation of the third eye do you even know what yoga is mm-hmm tell me tell me what yoga is well it's the one where you stretch a lot mm-hmm doesn't Matt know there's a map you'll get Froyo afterwards uh you sound like a middle-aged mom who took one class at the Y no I've been training for years years years uh-huh uh-huh all told off and on two years two years yoga master it's hard to get up early in the morning plus you know how it is with work and then my yoga teacher got a job in Connecticut then I couldn't okay I didn't like the new guy we're gonna have to rethink your entire image maybe the play is we just own it you're dhalsim the weird kind of spiritual stretchy guy who punches and can probably suck his own dick take that to marketing see what they say if we pass there's always killer instinct all right Yoga see that makes no sense Yoga is one thing teleporting is it yoga lame yoga lame

Channel: Pete Holmes

Views: 5,522,702

Keywords: Comedy Sketches, Street Fighter, Kumail Nanjiani, 'The Pete Holmes Show, Pete Holmes, The Pete Holmes Show (TV Series), TBS (TV Channel)

Id: L_8DtS3zzJo

Length: 3min 50sec (230 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 26 2014