Street Fighter Red Tape: Vega

so uh VGA Vega Vega Vega Vega uh I'm looking over your form 2A here a request for additional apparatus or equipment within the Street Fighter 2 tournament also here to for known as sf2 Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition turbo at all um if I'm understanding you correctly you would like to fight with a weapon see I want to use sorry sorry sorry can you take that mask off please I'm sorry I want to use my claw Jesus you you want to fight with this claw see okay that looks very dangerous it is all my faults will fall beneath his mighty shortness yeah I do believe that if you go into a street fighting tournament with an unarmed person they would fall pretty quickly if you stab them with three blades at the same time see yes it is very powerful my cloud okay stop with the gesturing it's very deadly I have full control over my CLA see that I'm sorry that is so mortifying do you understand that could have been eh Honda's love handle this is a hand-to-hand tournament not a hand to claw tournament we we we have Brawlers kung fu fighters you want to fight with the equivalent of three butcher knives strapped to your fist I mean the liability insurance alone on that is is astronomical are you saying I cannot have my clothes yeah that's that's basically what I'm saying is I'm denying your form to use a CLA but I need my CLA it is an integral part of my Mador fighting style oh it's it's it's your fighting style see and it says here you also want to fight with that mask you have yes I need my mask and why why do you need it because I must protect my beautiful fa okay why not just wear a full suit of nights armor H or just ride into the arena in a tank I tank would be actually very useful oh my God I would be the guy with the tank fighting style and Le I leap I jump I punch tank what okay so not to the tank but may I still use my clothes okay listen to what you're asking right now you want to go into an arena with Chun Le an unarmed woman and stab her you want to roll roll roll roll stab she drops dead that's a liability nightmare it's a PR catastrophe it's a note but stabbing is how I find I stab with my clo I protect my face with my mask these are the things I make Vega Vega also I am very sexually open okay no Vega you're lost my friend listen if you want to gash and straight up Maul people with blades maybe may maybe this isn't the tournament for you maybe I could suggest Mortal Kombat same floor two doors down talk to Vern you can kill people tomorrow maybe I will talk to this V oh good yeah well well good luck fighting Subzero if he wins you're going to be standing there for a minute then he's going to rip your beautiful head off with your spinal cord dangling down so good luck good luck with that I like your big braid by the way does your father keep you locked inside of a tower are you waiting for the right man on a steeve can you hear this are you waiting for the right man on a steed you [Music] cheater

Channel: Pete Holmes

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Keywords: Comedy Sketches, Street Fighter, 'The Pete Holmes Show, Pete Holmes, The Pete Holmes Show (TV Series), TBS (TV Channel)

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Length: 3min 24sec (204 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 04 2014