Where's my saran wrap? [sighs] Come on, fellas. I need a little help here. I'm working my tail
off, and you're playing. Hey, fellas, have you
seen the plastic wrap? I hate spring break. You never forget
the time you let your son buy his first locker. He better hope it's a good
memory for both of us. Now these are-- puh! They're dusty, but they're nice. We can at least get $40.
- Mm-hmm. The Coca-Cola thing
is worth something. Now that's sweet. That's, like, $40 right there. That's old. Ooh, that's going
to be a cooler, huh. Woo. Oh, dang. Air wrench. Heck yeah. And all the big
tools are there. $250. Right on. Got a heavy one. Check that out. It's heavy. Oh, yeah. Oh, shoot. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's
snap-on right there. Good, good, good. Hey, look. No wonder why it's so heavy. Keep it going. The big drawer. Very, very nice. I would say, if we sell
everything individually, $350. We going to piece it
out, dollar at a time. You know how I do it. Pick up the pace. I got a date with your momma. Tire. Whoa. Halt. OK. Who you talking to in there? This Alpine Propel balancer. This thing got some weight. Airplane Propel-- oh. Wow. It basically just looks
like a giant socket kit. Well, couldn't
tell you what it is. Know it has to do with
airplanes and balancing. Looks like we've
got some homework. Yep. Uh-oh. Is it heavy? Or you just making
it look heavy? It's rolling. Now this whole entire box
right here is $550 on the dot, is what I would charge. Dang. With all the tools and
that right there, guaranteed. I got to give you props. You knew what to do. You really came through. A plus, after you get
the truck and trailer. Man. Ope. There it is. I brought Zoe with me today to
help me go through the locker. She could help me lift
things and do the math. First thing I want to do
is roll this barbecue out. This has got a grill on it. It's got a smoker. I can get $250,
$300, no problem. See this little baking
dish right here? - Yeah.
- This is Le Creuset. Oh. This is about $80, $90. Holy mackerel. Look at this. Hey, Zoe. Yeah. Look at all these LEGOs. Do you know anything
about LEGOs? No. That could be worth
a few hundred bucks. Oh, two more Le Creuset. I can get $60 on the big one
and $40 on the little one. Chopping block. That, Zoe, right
there, is 75 bucks. I'll get 50 bucks
apiece on these chairs. And how many is there? Four, so $200. You're better than
your Uncle Brando. Let me get over here. Just a bunch of more
dirty, dusty stuff. What the heck? What is all this stuff? Oh, wow. Wow. Oh-- Skeleton stuff. --my god. These are bizarre. Look at this. This is a snake, probably. That's definitely a snake. You think-- you
know your reptiles. That I know. Yes, I do. Does that creep you out? No. Oh, that creeps me out. That's a bird. That's a bird. You can tell by the
beak right there. Ahh. Would that be fun,
for me and you to go get this stuff checked out? Very fun. Zoe loves animals,
and Grandpa loves money. This is a perfect find. Look at the tail and everything. [snort] Ahh. We are here to make money
and do business, not to play. Well, and to have fun. No, we don't have fun. But this does look
a nice wheelchair. Actually, it looks like
it's brand new. $100 down, $215 to go. Freshly roasted Bokar
ground-to-order coffee service. All that private school
I'm paying for, that's the fastest you can read? That's cool. What else is in there? Another can. Bokar Coffee Supreme
Ground Steel Cut. These look pretty old. People actually
collect that stuff. So that's cool.
That's $20. Records. OK, records. That's actually a good box. That Zeppelin, Steely Dan. That's 50 records. At $5 apiece, that's
another $250 box. Bam. Look, perfume bottles. Conservatively, that's
another 100 bottles in here. Let's just say-- $500. Bottles. That's all colognes
and perfumes again. Good thing this girl is cute,
or I'd leave her in the locker. You start packing up, OK? I'll be right back. Just wait till Mom hears this. I heard that. All the way up. There you go. And we're back with the kids
to check out our $1,200 hoarder locker. I'm trying out this voice,
so I don't sound so bitchy. But really, I'm mad. Go ahead and get that out. Those are good
shelves right there. 20 bucks. Yeah. Aw. That's all? That's as far as
you can go with it? That's all trash. Let's trash this whole thing. Trash. [crash] [laughs] [laughs] There's a treadmill in there. Probably 100
bucks, I'm guessing. Textbooks. Brand new. Bring it here. Barely used. This is like school supplies. It's all notepads and pencils. 10 bucks. There's a lot of small
dollar items in here. But these kids need to find
something of real value. If we don't make
1,500 bucks, there's no money in this unit for you. You guys have worked for free. OK, well, I'm not
working anymore then. That's your solution? You are your mother's daughter. Cameron, I don't
want you standing on the edge like that, man. You look like you're
about to fall. And I want you to know, if you
fall, we'll just leave, OK? You'll become storage people. Hey, Dad. What is it? Brandy, look what Cameron found. What? Show me. What in the-- it's like a chemistry set. You think this
is worth anything? That's a beaker. It's worth something. I don't know what it's worth. It's worth knowing what
it is, that's for sure. To the science lab. [laughs] To the nerd fair. I mean, science fair. I like nerds. Smart girl. Oh, they are a great candy. This is probably
one of the worst units we've had in a while. And it's a prime example
of why kids should never enter the storage game. Well, let's see what's in her. This is a good
locker, but I don't know if it's fintuple good. I'll grab the first item. Oh, you're still
a long ways away. 5 bucks. Oh, I'm a little bit closer. I got this awesome toolbox. Looks like mostly Husky tools,
a little bit of Craftsman. - I'd say at least $50.
- At least $50? Got the case too. Oh, yeah. Foam cover.
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
- Hey. Just in time. One on each side.
- OK. All right. God. See, every time we deal with
Ivy, we get put to work. Getting a workout. Ah. Do, like, 10 more of those. You need it, Here you go, strong
lady. $150 for the set. OK, this chair is awesome. This is like a $15 chair. Woo, score. Yoo! Score. Woo. The hell is going on? I don't know. Wait. What? Score. Oh, my gosh. Oh, [bleep] Oh, my god. That's awesome. That's brand new. Wow. All right, muscle. Ooh, it's a Samsung. Is it a steam thing? Yeah, it's a dryer,
but it does steam, and it does heat. $700? Mm-hmm. $700. Nice looking little
dresser right here. So we put these three
pieces together, we're probably at 150 bucks. I would think so. This is a little beat up. This is probably
looking at 100 bucks. So, hey, you doubled
your money, but-- Did not fintuple. Let's go. Next time. All right, get started. Raider shirts. New York Yankees. Oh, that's cool. Raiders, Raiders. That box is at least 100 bucks. That looks like comics. They're sealed also. 100 bucks? Yeah. Baby Harley Davidson jacket. That's 20 bucks. Baby biker. So these are all jerseys. These are 375 bucks apiece. Now, we're not
going to get that, but this is Pro Bowl Hawaii '96. These are 100 bucks a pop. So you got $100, $200. This is a Raiders one
that's a Nike Jersey. That's another $100. $400. I don't know. These are, like,
50 bucks apiece. 500 bucks. $550, $650,
$750, $850, $950, and then a Pro Bowl shirt, $1,050. Bridget, this is good. There's easily $60
of tools right here. We're making progress. Slowly. With that type of
attitude, that's how people go to boarding school. Uh-oh. Oh, what is that? Check this out. Mm. Don't drop it. This is more your face. Put this on. It's old, and it's-- It's really old. That is cool. OK, tell me if this hurts. - OK, oh.
- Does it hurt? No. OK, how about this one? No. [laughs] I'm sorry. You should be. This is, like,
old baseball gear. Oh, wow, look. I bet you that's
like, 1930s or older. It's older than you. What-- it's not older than me. What else is in there? That is super cool. If we're lucky, this
will pay a whole locker. We're going to get
all this checked out. Hey, you're like my lucky charm. I should bring you more often. It's the cat ears. Rule number one in the
storage game, wear gloves. - There is--
- Ope. Hey, hey, hey. --too many helpers. Get that box right there. Pull it out. - Yeah.
- Is it full? And it's empty. Is it in there? It's empty. It's-- There you go. Phew. Box number one. Got the boxes out. Hey, that's pretty nice. Yeah. It's got like,
that fake marble top to make it look expensive. Probably 100 bucks. Ready? There we go. Pull that one out
to the back there. Get everything out
that's back there. What's an iRocker? Great.
Bike pump. Hold on. This is important. What is it? It's an iRocker. It's a golf bag. That's probably an air mattress. That's the thing. What could it be? I don't know. Oh, something to pump up. [gasps] It's a kayak. Is it a kayak? It's a paddle board, no? There's sand in it. What is that? It's used. It looks like-- It's a paddle board. - It's a paddle board.
- Come on. Lay it out. Let's see it. That thing is huge. That's what she said. Don't you think that
these are expensive? - I think they're expensive.
- Yeah. We should totally
get this checked out. We should get
this checked out. And this couch right
here is a huge sectional. - It is a--
- Leather with-- --huge sectional. --with microfiber,
and it's clean. It's not stained or anything. That's probably a $300 couch. Stop playing with
swords, Peyton. - It's not safe.
- Not until you're 13. Hold that. See, you can't open it either. Pull it. Come on, ready. Three, two, one.
Oh. Ah!
[laughs] Haha. Did you break it? Now it's broken. Great, Jared. How could you? That's why we can't
have nice things.
