Stewart Francis - Jednoliniowce 2 NAPISY PL

and now the second sexiest man in show business Stewart Francis thank you very much when I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response my name is Stewart Francis and I speak for the poor and oppressed they say hi thanks for the sweaters tell you a bit about myself when I was a kid growing up I was on the impression I was adopted a lot of kids have that insecurity and feel for whatever reason it they're adopted I was one of those children does about nine years old I finally asked my parents they said mom dad I don't know why did I think I'm adopted am i they both chuckle my dad said to me ha chintala hi my therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance we'll see about that standing in the park today wondering why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets and then it hit me oh you guys are great a lot of people accuse me of taking the audience for granted and I'd like to address that before we give them a standing ovation I uh hey should lesbians be allowed to use dildos they made their choice thank you to homeless people really get knock-knock jokes should midgets be paid under the table but what if dolphins don't want to swim with [ __ ] people oh they're building an Ikea in my neighborhood every time I Drive by feel sorry for the construction workers my doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs how do I know let's just say a little bird told me anybody who accuses me of stealing other comedians jokes can kiss my black ass okay ladies I want you to participate in a little poll the poll may get bigger depending on her participation that's a good time to wink when you say something cheeky a bad time to wink I'm not a racist ladies bye applause how many you think men just pretend to listen to you don't actually care what you think Wow okay now bye applause how many think men just pretend to listen to you don't actually care what you think whoa I don't know what went wrong with me and my last girlfriend or Toby as I called her for some reason she had a low self-esteem and saggy tits as I called her like the impressions here's my impression of an after-dinner speaker at a bulimia convention hey where's never be gone so much muta tea on TV I just sit there shaking my fist I'm gettin old just last week I noticed I have a gray pubic hair but you know what I was ok with I didn't freak out like the other people on the elevator and it's often thought that a man's sexual fantasy is to be involved in a threesome and I thought it was mine until recently I was involved in a threesome I'll be honest with you ladies and gentlemen I didn't enjoy it half way through I've stopped and said listen Rick Jim guys have been amazing I'm Stuart Frances good night

Channel: Wojtek Cieslicki

Views: 207,922

Keywords: stewart, francis, napisy, kabaret, komik, comedian, one, liners

Id: fMey-6mb0Y4

Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 30 2010