Stewart Francis On Jobs - Mock The Week

now if they around called school of hard knocks this game involves rob and Ian Stewart so if you could make your way to the performance area please this round to the stand of challenge I launched a wheel of news and whoever chooses to stop one of our performers must step forward and talk about that subject the winner is whoever I think is the funniest okay here we go let's spin the wheel the first of it is consumerism who was coming that heist so we yeah we always like there we go politicians are me for getting us into debt but we're also addicted to dairy people waste their stuff and you know loads of nonsense things like personalised number plates don't ever do it anybody can get a personalized number plate yeah you can change your name by Depot for a tenner just change your name to your car registration when is the same building oh yeah I've got a new watch got a new watch right yeah two divers watch it goes down to a depth of 200 meters this does 200 meters is the depth of the North Sea if you find yourself at the bottom of the North Sea you're not diving this ship was sunk the air bubble is running out and it's gonna be little consolation you know what the bloody time okay that's been the wheel again the next food business food to ask us Rob I like food I a most days mums now so I go home and see me mum and dad and I'm excited to see them but I'm more excited to the contents of the fridge but she's gonna die at me Mom right she got all the brothers really brothers around for a Sunday lunch did the old family for Sunday lunch couscous for lunch wrong child bond they didn't want to know discus t1s we've got anything you put in your mouth that feels already chewed should not be in there it's fats and I don't any part of it she served it with toasted Pippin if you have a toasted pitter well is it so up little bit folded bread what's his problem a toast pops out warm and toasty the pit is on fire once you get parks yeah but the dragon breath inside to Tillie it's only two things in the world on untoasted pitabread ones the Sun yeah as he covers a cheese and tomorrow toasted sandwich that's a pricks problem right the cheese I've not got a problem with the cheese the tomorrow's kind of slices allow a toasted sandwich maker not Dante's Peak to fight into your anchor onto the slash I pull the sandwich away the sized a section of faith close your face off three days out of a red circle [Applause] like jazz up okay that leaves me Sakura to see what you've got a spin the way him non-stop his jobs where you was my French teacher into golden showers we [Applause] I'm a Canadian comedian but if people think I'm russian/soviet [Laughter] as a gynecologist I was terrified of vaginas I won't go into it very sad I've just come back from the funeral of my coke dealer I was fired as a boy scout leader I wasn't prepared for that I used to be a sarcastic high jump coach get over it used to be a professional table tennis player in Southeast Asia and recently I went back for a big party oh it was a real Hong Kong ping pong dingdong and someone fired up the old karaoke machine oh it was real Hong Kong ping pong ding dong sing song and someone rang the doorbell cops where's the cops I used to be a cop one night a guy asked me if he ax if he could read your innate on my wrist I said not on my watch this was their first year than Rob on Andy what else on everyone [Applause] you

Channel: Mock The Week

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Keywords: British comedians, British humor, Mock The Week, comedy series, comedy skits, comic wit, dark comedy, funny clips, funny moments, game show, humorous content, laugh factory, laugh out loud, laugh riot, mockumentary, reality television, sarcastic humor, satire, stand-up comedians, television program, uproarious laughter

Id: YrymAAnSYJU

Length: 5min 27sec (327 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 24 2019