Starting the Apocalypse for Profit in Tropico 6

what makes a tropical island tropical could it be the magical forests breathtaking scenery the five offshore tax Havens or maybe the dictator because today in Tropico 6 we're going to be breaking the national economy with the power of disease no not curing it no not preventing it and no not protecting our own people from it just making an insane amount of money so the first thing to do in Tropa is to customize our president someone who can lead our great nation into Prosperity peace peace and hopefully massive wealth inequality of course I know him he's me we also get to pick one of many traits for El Presidente giving him a different bonus so of course I chose the best one I also went ahead and customized our Palace we have the great Gardens over here next to a giant boulder so I've configured a custom random Island to be generated most of the stuff is fairly normal and the way we are going to win the game is by having it $10 million in our treasury so our main goal is obviously to make boatloads of cash and what better way to do that than with disease we have three difficulties only a harmless cough diseases happen regularly and the one we're playing on I also enabled a couple other things that yeah I'm sure won't be problematic so without further Ado welcome to chopo the amazing and Grand Island covered with resources uh oh that's not good I'm sure that won't be a problem but anyway located with resources and all kinds of goodies for us to exploit right here is essentially our starting City Center and if I play the game uh you can see you know people are walking around everything that that guy doesn't have okay actually all the men don't have shirts and right over here is our president who's having a great interaction with that fellow probably uh drafting him into the military at the start of the game we are in the colonial era which essentially means that in terms of construction we can't really build things that are of high technology so we're talking Lumber Mills rum distilleries and all kinds of other stuff but obviously we can't build something like a nuclear program yeah and in the bottom left you can see we have our main goal which is to acrw 10 million and of course the way we're going to do it is with disease but first we do need to start building buildings and getting our industry up because if we go into our Almanac we see that we have 69 unemployed citizens and we are losing money so of course first things first we're just going to be greeting and looking at all the local rainforests uh by cutting them down all right great so we've gotten our first Quest and apparently corruption is really bad so the solution to that is to build a pirate cove I will pretend as if that makes sense but we have to accept here and then we also have something from the crown right now our island is owned by the benevolent British Monarchy sucks I know and in the bottom left is our mandate so if we run out of time in terms of that mandate we lose by doing Quests for the crown we can extend the Mandate and eventually try and rebel to kick all of them off the island hopefully so by building this login Camp over here we will complete the quest and then we can extend our mandate Time by another 18 months as you can see it just went up in the bottom left building a pirate cve is also very important which is yeah yeah definitely not conspicuous at all oh no someone's living in the way of this road I uh I might have forgotten that we do have 81 homeless people in our colony of 111 people we can build some residential things a couple of bunk houses ooh Mansions but unfortunately our people lack this thing called money so we do need to build these crabby bunk houses for now as you can see I've given them the prime real estate of being right across the street from the shack town I treat my people well said no one so when our Pirate Cove finishes up over here we will complete the quest for the revolutionaries but essentially we need to keep doing these Quests for the crown until eventually we have enough revolutionary support such that we could just break free the other thing we need to do in order to actually make money is if I go into here we can see we have trade so this symbol represents the crown and this symbol represents illegal smuggling Roots the smuggling roots are mostly for import so you can see the arrow going in and the crown is mostly for export right now I'm realizing that I literally don't have anything to but you know later we'll we'll probably be able to give them some stuff and make a bit of money over here ooh coffee is now trending up and I think I built a coffee plant over here not sure why the British want that great so we just got the Quest for revolting against the British Empire and essentially we just need to have an average revolutionary approval pretty high and have a lot of revolutionaries also now that we have this Pirate Cove constructed we can actually launch raids where we can do minor things like looting Bananas off the ocean and uh stealing Stonehenge I do also need to go and do some research uh knowledge production no income where we can look through and discover great Technologies like penal colony or Employee of the Month AE everybody works double shifts so I will begrudgingly build a single Library uh and then probably not build any more education ever tricking people into voting for me is a whole lot easier when nobody can read I was taking a look at El presidente's mansion and failed to notice the armed guards all over it and I thought to myself you know what this country needs more more guards right so apparently there are Pirates attacking Tropico and you can see him over here just running through and uh you know average citizens are I mean some of them are ignoring them so of course I need to quickly rush into here and do the thing that I should have done a while ago and build a fort sure it costs a crapload of money and sure I could have invested that money into making our people uh slightly less homeless but why would I do that well it's a good thing that the Pirates over here are just using their guns against this lumber mill and not trying to do anything else meanwhile I have constructed an entire ass Fort trained eight soldiers and have now sent out a battalion in order to fight the Pirates as you can see our guns are uh not the most accurate oh oh look at that we got him after 70 shots right so we're just going to show Mercy to those pirates real quick and then realize that I have somehow lowered the unemployment rate didn't mean to do that right so I've gone ahead and helped our revolutionaries out by fulfilling their Quest and building a church and of course the reason for that is now I can go into my research and get Church fees visitors to religious buildings pay a fee of $1 also we have another lovely group of pirates over here uh we actually have two military squads which are going to go intercept them or I I'm actually not really sure what's happening they're just kind of running around in the streets causing Mayhem and now they're going to try to burn down the circus great work guys you almost killed the clowns man I have no idea how we have 87% support and almost half the population is still homeless the game is even begging me to build residential buildings and honestly I just forgot all right so we're at 57% in terms of revolutionary so very soon we're going to be able to advance the next era which is the World War era and to get ourselves ready for that we do want to start building mines now obviously we could build mines all over the place we've got coal we have gold we have all sorts of different resources around the island but the main things that we want right now are coal and probably iron I also just researched the church fee so we can go ahead and Implement that thank you very much or by implementing attacks on all the churches people won't be very happy but but you know it's it's not like they were happy to begin with right so we have enough support now to just declare independence and prepare for war I could spend $15,000 and just buy Independence don't know why I would do that so in 720 days the British Empire will invade our lovely Island and as long as we have enough defenses we should be okay plus I mean I was going to build more guard towers and forts because uh later in our edict tree we do get access to some you know slightly better uses for our military also I love the fact that I can keep exporting to the British Empire despite the fact that we have officially declared war on them actually that's that makes perfect sense oh dang okay I didn't realize the Pirates just sail in here and kamakazi their boat into the side of the island and then prly run over here and get shot oh I also forgot to enact the church fee edict there we go I'd like to see how much money I'm going to make off that I mean look at that the fee income is racking up we've already made $5 just cycling people in and out of church $6 oh I also got a quest to do the rescue raid it's it's in it's in apostrophes there of course if I go over and look at it Pirates will find Castaways on a completely unrelated note here is a new cotton Plantation now I know that sounds bad but trust me when I say it is something that we will desperately need for when we hit the world wars era because the best way to make money from a deadly disease no it's not curing it it's even better all right in just a little bit the British Empire is going to try and invade our Island I've built a whole bunch of guard towers and you know bolstered our military and apparently traded with the British to prepare and now the only thing left to do is to wait and watch them invade oh look at that the British Navy that's a that's not a very impressive Navy but that is a pretty considerable amount of soldiers and of course their first Target is that they're shooting my church down we do have a couple of guard towers up here which are going to start shooting down at all of the British people unfortunately I don't actually have more soldiers than them but fortunately I do have more homeless than them hey guys I swear the British have food Jesus they are really going to town on this church like that it's on fire guys you don't need to do anything else all right it seems like we've overwhelmed them with our wave assault I don't know how many people died but I'm pretty sure it was not in the single digits well I suppose you did rather well for a bunch of savages now we can advance to the world wars era which will give us a whole slew of Technologies so the first thing we need to do in the world wars era is that we get a constitution in terms of voting rights we have all citizens vote you know normal wealthy citizens vote okay open ballot elections employees of governmental buildings vote for El Presidente regardless of their approval I mean don't mind if I do now we could go with pacifist State militia or professional soldiers well I mean militia soldiers require no education in case of military conflicts each Barracks will provide one militia squat I mean I have to make use of those 216 people somehow right so now we can confirm the changes and bada bing bada boom we have 10 years until the next election or election and of course the very first event of the world wars era a disease outbreak deadly virus outbreak around the world well that's that's wonderful because if I go into our industry you see we have a new building the mask Factory so by Unlocking The Blueprint now I can start building mask factories and uh is that going to send me into de just just just a lot and going into our trade now we have all kinds of new trade things to work with and better yet in terms of heisting we can steal the haa sopia I don't think I said that right prevent citizens from dying of bad Health Care don't mind if I do and because our strategy is infecting the world and then selling the masks it is absolutely perfect we also get access to new edicts and of course the main thing we're going to get is that good old military police so if I go into the trade here and then I go into good prices you can see all kinds of things have bloed in terms of prices but nothing has gone higher than masks the price modifier is plus 200% because of the virus meaning that if we just start mass-producing masks and selling them like an absolute madman we will make ridiculous amounts of cash we're also going to start getting dual demands from different parties you can see here we have the Communists and the capitalists we either have to build a bank or set the constitution on religion and state to atheist now I don't think I can actually complete this one in time so I kind of have to do the bank one but I was I was going to do that anyway so the only way for us to advance the next era which is the Cold War is to Ally one of the two major Powers being the Allies or the axis which one we're going to Ally I genuinely don't know I'm sorry I just got an event uh to wait 360 days that's it that's the event I suppose the game is not sure if I Will Survive another 360 days uh where where is El Presidente yeah there's there's a decent chance he won't survive that lot also why what happened to that building over there oh crap I just realized we actually have a protest going on over here a recent healthc care happiness and they're targeting the guard Tower there's literally two of you guys this is this is not going to work of course the rational thing to do because practically no one is here is I'm just going to bribe them and and then the Communists are happy about it okay finally this is what I have been waiting for we have a mask export route and it is 400% price so by locking this in at the highest volume possible first of all we make almost a half a million dollars not bad but most importantly we lock in the price at the ridiculously high rate so even if something gets cured we still make insane amounts of money right well I did realize that the population has drastically dropped it is down to 118 people due to disease deaths and bad Health Care maybe uh maybe I should build a clinic yeah you know I think I will do that uh I I've been neglecting to do it this whole time cuz I thought it was too expensive uh meanwhile it's literally just $3,000 my bad go oh please please don't have another protest Health Care happiness on the fort I can't even bribe the one guy there $500 I'm too broke all right I will promise to raise healthc care happiness truly definitely I'll I'll do it guys you trust me when if I've ever broken a promise someone's legs on the other hand oh there's also now a fire raging in Tropico I mean that's that's fine I I don't have the money for a fire department oh thank you axis for the foreign aid I I needed that money I wonder where it came from oh thank God we built the clinic and now we are raking in the dough let's go $20 fee income for visiting the clinic 96 people in my Colony be damned also just you know ignore that it is a miraculous thing that people are continuously immigrating into my Colony despite the fact that there have been so many deaths okay you know as soon as I built the clinic people sto dying maybe I uh maybe I should have done that oh well all right I am rapidly attempting to fix the economic situation here because it's it's pretty bad I had to pause most of the buildings we have in order to try and just keep exporting masks but but uh even the Dock Workers can't actually work and get anything people are no longer scared of the disease outbreak Panic level decrease to green I mean on the bright side you know the deaths of they're not as bad oh great we're almost to 1918 and you know what that means election time I have 177% support of the population you know what I'm going to make the executive decision and say we don't need an election not this year probably not ever that does have some pretty big downsides like everybody is going to start hating us now but there is no way in hell that I actually win an election so hey just don't have one okay you know what as much as it pains me I need to reload the safe and of course the main change I'm going to do is actually build a clinic and on top of that I'm going to just immediately pause most of our working buildings besides the ones that are absolutely necessary and then I'm also going to hire a bunch of foreign workers all of whom can work at the clinic oh hey the the the fire is back and where is it this time it is a shack okay well that couldn't have gone better oh my God I just exported all the masks and it gave me $60,000 what have I been doing with my life right well it's time for me to use that exorbitant foreign workers who would have guessed that it is vastly cheaper to just hire random people from other countries to come in and work our cotton plants than anyone else I'm also going to try my best to actually give people apartments and real houses because unsurprisingly dying from sickness is a whole lot more common when you literally D homeless oh no building destroyed Shack it uh you know you wouldn't even know it was there okay it seems like we mostly stopped the decline in population and as soon as this boat gets here I don't know how big the population jump is going to be because I have hired so many foreign workers and there we go another 19 people that are going especially right into the tobacco plant uh and also all of the cotton Farms because of course that allows us to start producing even more mass and making actually decent amounts of money and our population is you know people are dying but it's not as bad I also need to build an embassy for our allies of course the main reason for that is so we can ask them for money oh God okay it looks like the college educated workers who were working at the clinic died well time to hire new ones I don't think there is a single college educated person in the entirety of Tropico so you know we we could build some kind of education and by education I mean newspaper so we could publish propaganda remember kids the problem's not real if I tell you it's not real I'm also not even sure why I built this bank I'm fairly confident that almost nobody on the island even knows how to count much less read ah of course the next quest of the capitalists export weapons oh hey I don't even know where this person came from but apparently someone is college educated and is now literally the only person who oversees the entire nation's worth of money sounds like a good idea right so we built the embassy and I actually just realized that we do have a higher relationship ship with the axis so uh you know hey axis what's up finally the Communists and I can agree on something which is to set the Constitution to an atheist State while also still somehow taxing people entering the churches also I just realized the uh the axis are not so smart with their money I can praise them for $5,000 and then ask for financial aid for $20,000 truly economy oh good the axis want us to sabotage the Allies in a raid I'm not entirely sure if this is something should do uh pissing off one of the major powers of the world but hey I I mean I've got nothing to lose except for 123 122 people all right first things first let's also try and get some education going because I am realizing that we're running into the slight issue that nobody can work any of my jobs apparently being an ambassador requires a high school diploma of course looking at politicians Minnesota I wouldn't have guessed right so the election has come once again after me you know reloading my save and I think it's time that we deliver the greatest speech ever now we could start with acknowledging an issue if I wasn't a narcissist then we can praise the uh well I mean the capitalists already like us so probably the Communists makes sense we will blame the Allies for all of our problems I blame the government and then promise an improvement in let's see food healthc care Faith oh there it is nothing oh you know I just decided to zoom out so I could take a look at the audience it's literally all armed guards and then I think a police officer literally the only people here are uh under threat of being shot also I just realized my pirate ship completed their raid or more specifically a heist and did we actually successfully do it yes we stole the entirety of the hegia Sophia so now if I go over here into world wonders oh look at that it cost $10,000 and we can just plock this thing in the absolute most inconvenient spot possible also the okay the warehouse is on fire oh my god well we stole an entire religious building that is of Priceless value uh and now we're charging people to go in no need to thank me citizens right so the election is actually here now and I could you know slightly pre adjust the ballots but literally no one opposes me despite the fact that so many people have died in this election we are getting more immigrants coming in which is fantastic the the healthc care is back online I mean sort of and even the Hagia Sophia is completely full and we overwhelmingly won the election I'm surprised even more surprising despite the fact that I literally didn't promise anything oh my God okay so it looks like the axis has actually found the cure to the disease which means our profits are going to take a bit of a hit because masks are not going to be nearly as valuable but on the flip side because we locked in the rate at ludicrously high we're still making four times the price we should also apparently the Cure recipe is iron don't know how the Germans figured that one out either way to actually manufacture The Cure we have to build a canery real quick and then we can start produc juing oh God there's a fire raging in the fort I don't how did you guys even do this like did someone just pour kerosene all over the stone walls and then light it on fire honestly impressive unfortunately to get our caner running I do need to build a power plant which is really really pricey but with all of our exports we should be able to start making at least enough money boy do I feel good today stocks soar overnight I love it when I wake up richer also build a prison you know you've done something right with the economy when exporting masks makes you more money than just straight up exporting the cure to the disease I love the economy well I didn't think it was possible cool $33,000 for mask exports but we are turning around our city right now we have built a canery so we can start to produce the Cure and I've also done my best to develop the tropican infrastructure by putting a Coal Power Plant where we grow all the food truly the Tropico of our dreams so in order to expand and our operations I am going to start building a path all the ways up here sure it's probably not very efficient but then again what is in this city over here we can start exploiting some lovely things like you know some oil actually apparently there is oil directly under the high school sorry kids school's out right so we are now able to start producing cure because I have built an electric substation over here and hopefully my citizens will start getting cured and of course right as I do that there is a protest over here about faith happen okay hold on a minute guys let me negotiate and by negotiate I mean uh send in the military okay I I don't like how many people are protesting here oh my God someone just got shot okay now we're at medium Rebel threat I I don't think I should have done that on the bright side I mean no more strike also the newspaper is now on fire so that okay that might not have been a good idea and the next thing we're going to do in terms of heist is steal the Taj Mahal now when a person dies they normally acrew various taxes from the government but because we're benevolent we don't take a percentage we just take the whole estate I also feel like it's worth it for us to go into our edct and Implement something that I think we've all been looking for employee of the month employees of mines and industrial buildings work double shifts congratulations guys I know you wanted this I also forgot that I can adjust our constitution slightly in terms of Labor policy we have early retirement a happy childhood a life's work children are required to start working at age 14 and cannot retire I mean those coal mines aren't going to work themselves all right it looks like the rebel threat is decreasing slightly which is nice apparently we have uncovered two of the rebels one works at the bank okay I can't I can't do anything about that they are literally one of three college educated people on the island and the other one works in the newspaper right now we don't have many options in terms of dealing with them we can bribe them kill them and you know later in the line send them to space right well as much as it pains me I do need to build a college because uh we we have so few doctors that people are are just dropping I mean our biggest import is literally doctors because we have none I'm also going to build a customs office because uh it just increases export prices that's literally it luckily even though we barely have any doctors pretty much anywhere oh that's not good well it looks like volcanic eruptions are happening and you know we could evacuate we could purchase fireproof suits uh let's sell burning postcards to the tourists fortunately it doesn't seem like the volcano is close enough that it really matters uh I mean it's just kind of spewing crap all over the place well as much as the Allies hate us they're going to hate us a lot less when I begin exporting them cure doses at absorbent prices oh my God $68,000 why wasn't I selling Pharmaceuticals earlier right so this seems like the perfect time we've developed a lot of our area pretty nicely so now I can ask the axis for an alliance doing this is essentially the way for us to advance to the Cold War so now if we sabotage the Allies four times we will be able to have an alliance with the axis and get through the era after the cold war is then the modern era so we do want to get through the Cold War as well because in the modern era is where all the real money starts to get raped in oh okay it looks like we're actually back to another election time and again we can't we can't acknowledge any problems we have but it's actually mostly fine because our citizens don't totally hate us and because of our system of government all government employees must always vote for us no matter what so obviously if everyone's in the government you could see what happens of course I'm to do the normal thing of literally just not promising anything and of course it's only the military people who were clapping so another mechanic that I haven't really been messing with is our Swiss bank account over here we can go to the broker who gives us all kinds of deals and all of them are essentially the ones that we have to use with our slush money and what better way to get slush money than by building an official residence of a foreign official is it legal probably is it ethical dubiously I also forgot to build a prison so you know we'll just do that okay thank God we were actually running out of space on this mask export which is literally all of our money but hey the United States is coming and said we'll buy those masks off you also we do need to do a little bit of remodeling I'm sure nobody will mind that I am destroying all of their houses and replacing them with luxurious flop houses oh I didn't even realize I think we just stole the Taj Mahal so if I go over here to our Landmark there it is oh it's beautiful so beautiful that I'm going to demolish every single building directly in the center of the city country houses apartment buildings bunk houses n you don't you don't need those okay apparently it's still too big but there we go I have made enough space and now the Taj Mahal will sit directly ACR oh we just we're literally just going to throw it on there so now whenever a citizen dies you can see oh look at that we already made ,000 because someone died and just gave us all their money or gave that's a that's a bit assuming our support has never been so high I I honestly don't know the Constitution can be rescinded well don't mind if I do actually I I think everything looks good I mean we have open ballot elections AE you know blatant voter fraud an atheist State and we force children to work honestly the ideal Society election is a landslide Presidente and we've also easily won the election which is fantastic now we just need to finish sabotaging the Allies a bunch of times in order to uh advance to the Cold War era so out of curiosity how many people are actually educated right we have 253 uneducated 64 or high school for college oh my God it just dawned on me that oh wait I built a college a million years ago gee I wonder why it's not working I love looking around at some of the various policies we have in the buildings like for our minds work mode Almost Human which scares me because there is another one that is the profit protocol the duration of work shifts is increased by 38 okay that's especially confusing considering I'm literally working people 24 hours a day and a protest has started where is it it's in my in the capital oh that is that is not good now I know everyone's angry about the whole Faith happiness but here's $3,500 go away it's also about time that we get ourselves an army base which should hopefully provide us with garrisons of Tanks I also forgot there's a building we could build over here called the trade Institute it's it's generally pretty normal um allows us to manually provoke market trends AE insider trading I am just importing College workers like absolutely crazy there's okay people are quitting the clinic because they want to work at the trade Institute instead that can't be good oh looks like we have another protest gathering in front of the fort let me guess religious happiness there it is 21 protesters okay I I don't think I'm going to be able to just shoot my way out of this one or at least minus 22 workers would not be good fine fine I will build a church but I'm still going to charge you money to visit it I'm also going to start building a secondary whole town over here mostly for you know no specific specific reason oh my God I keep having these rebellions about faith how how do people even feel okay yeah people are people are not very H oh oh it's 16 happiness I'm not really sure why it's so oh wait I know why it's low and by that I mean I'm going to ignore that because now we are Allied to the axis so we could either wait 10 years or fight six Allied invasions also if the alliance is broken you will instantly be invaded by the opposing superpower and lose the game excellent work oh my God $151,000 from a single freighter we've also started to export oil which is great because it emits pollution makes more people sick and artificially drives the price of masks up oh God the pandemic is over uh well you know that that's cool and all but okay so we can no longer export cure doses although as unfortunate as that is we have locked in super high rates for trading with both the allies and the axis for 42% above average all for exporting masks so as long as as we keep doing that we should be pretty good I started building a new town over here in order to just grow tons and tons of cotton Uh I that I realized the grocery store literally has only masks I don't think people can eat those I mean they could try ah yes another 10 years another pointless speech uh promising nothing acknowledging nothing blaming everybody and praising no one well you know this is kind of a record turnout in terms of our speeches I mean nor hey there's even a kid here I don't know who in their right mind would let a child listen listen to us talk I am continuously surprised that I keep winning these elections and have such massive support when a 100 people are still homeless housing happiness is at an all-time low and I'm pretty sure one of our main makers of money is dead people okay and it looks like we are about to get to the end of the war I've just skipped ahead like 2,000 days perhaps you could Harbor some refugees who bear absolutely no resemblance I don't know how I feel about that so now we have progressed to the Cold War which means we can can add a whole bunch of stuff to our constitution interestingly for Ecology I'm actually going to do zero emissions cuz it's kind of just really good and in terms of separation of powers we we obviously want true separation and by that I mean I get all the power and you get none of it now in terms of trade this is where things get more interesting because we've lost all of our trade routes going from one era to the next all of our masks are no longer really doing anything now eventually there will be another disease that spreads and so that will mean that we can do masks again but for the time being we just want to store all of our masks and Export none of them we're now also dealing with the Eastern block and the Western powers in terms of diplomacy so in order to progress to the modern times we need to do one of three things first establish a Tropical Paradise for tourists oh second join the nuclear club which I will do but later or the third one borrow a major International landmark and you can imagine exactly which one we're doing so the first step is to build a spy account Academy oh okay I didn't realize that we had uh Rebels that were actually oh they're attacking the air base and they set someone's house on fire oh there they are this is quite the fight so now that we built our Spy Academy looking very inconspicuous we can go into raids and over to the Spy Academy and try heisting something now I already picked the wonder that we're going to Heist and you'll see which one it is shortly right so we got a disease a harmless cough quote unquote and believe it or not if we go into the price of masks we can scroll down and realize that it has gone up ludicrously so something interesting that we can do uh as it pertains to the disease if I go into my edicts I could actually find something called Global disease combat effort now you might think that means that we're trying to cure the disease that's going on but what it actually means is that I get to boot out three citizens every month to cause Confusion And Delay the world search for a cure why would I do that you might ask so I can sell more masks 126,00 000 from my export I I we are just making so many masks not to mention that I'm doing my best to just sabotage the global efforts of curing the disease because it is making so much money plus as soon as we get to the modern era we can start building pharmaceutical companies and if you thought masks were profitable oh baby now in these trying times it seems like there's one thing that my citizens want uh it's not a cure it's not Healthcare it's very obviously a childhood Museum of Me no need to thank me citizen just listening to the people okay I did not realize that that was extremely close we only just narrowly won that that last election now of course in order to win even more elections we do need some very specific things like a Ministry of propaganda unlocks the arrange accident citizen interaction don't worry I will put it directly across from the prison oh yeah I also forgot that uh we've been exporting uranium I don't know how much money that's making us he you know it's it's not too bad $2,000 uh almost $100,000 from masks excuse me the Western powers are laying Siege and they're attacking the rich people that doesn't add up oh wait I see they are literally commencing a land ADV also there there are four people on those boats that that seems like overkill on the bright side we do have our own methods of dealing with an invasion on top of the fact that I have drafted an entire militia force of pretty much just average people who are going to wait here for the landing well here's the hoping that we don't totally die well uh you know this isn't going so well especially the fact that I think my tank is going to explode from SM oh no it didn't and of course all of my military units are immediately running over to secure the Mansion also I I realized in the midst of the entire foreign invasion they set fire to another Shack oh finally okay I've been waiting for this an Eastern block trade route with 400% mask income there we go plus we have one over here for a pretty high percentage of tobacco income as well uh yes I love getting dual demands where the capitalists want to increase the free market Power by building a golf course and the Communists want to dismantle the market through becoming the best country on Earth also it's 1951 and we still don't have electricity uh in any houses so I think I will probably try and fix that by giving just a little bit of electricity okay and now I just caused a Mass electricity shortage good good job yes you know things are going well when the hospital doesn't even have electricity but the Mansions next to it do okay and Tropico is is yet again under attack and this time I think my foreign powers once more oh no the these are gorillas my soldiers are really um they're not having a good time up there penultima was talking about dismantling a giant copper buttox I think that means exactly what I think it does that statement doesn't make much sense so if I go into aural wonders there she is the Statue of Liberty immigrants arriving on Tropico are 100% happy and approve of El Presidente and I have just the spot out here as we airdrop Lady Liberty into our tilted Towers which means we get to progress to Modern Times beautiful so this is the last age in the game and it means that we have a couple new laws uh personal rights a Security State and for healthcare obviously everyone has to pay for it because the wonder that we got makes it so no one could die from Healthcare so signing our beautiful Constitution now we are in the modern era and we get access to a whole new slew okay there's still no power okay at the Citizen's demand I have solved the power issue you can see where everybody lives and um you know it's a very very safe location sure some of these children might be born with a few extra legs or arms but I mean that that works for me so now that we have an insane amount of power we can go for the most profitable thing is it mining is it oil is it a synthetic Food Lab all good guesses and all wrong oh god I've been trying to fulfill this housing happiness Demand by electrifying all of our houses is 51 of 53 I don't think we're going to make it oh it got all way up to 52 and okay well uh everybody hates us now actually that's that's not really a surprise also I forgot now we have the essential equivalent of um Twitter and I can respond to the different things people are saying in order to get standing so if I just give this a positive response and all the oh yeah it's up okay this is painfully like real life actually wait how is the Statue of Liberty on fire what what did we do I can't even say the helicopter I I don't even know if we can put this fire out ah yes this this is a good idea from the rebels they are planting a bomb at the nuclear power plant oh God that that can't be good so I've built a bunch of pharmaceutical companies and they are making some pretty big dollars over the course of their lifetime but if you'd believe it the actual most profitable thing I'm finding is literally just Office Buildings I am constructing Office Buildings absolutely everywhere I can because they don't require anything to export they just need power and college degrees and they make me a pretty stupid amount of money $2 per base efficiency on each employed citizen on the island so as long as I'm randomly employing people in whatever jobs and thanks to my labor policies making everyone work from 14 by law we are earning a pretty stupid amount of money by literally doing nothing not to mention the mask income which is also super crazy because we've just been exporting masks I have something like eight or nine mask factories I'm exporting nothing else also the other thing I find kind of ironic is that to work at the pharmaceutical company uh you just need a high school degree oh my God in a post election show of kindness El Presidente day has decided to give all those who voted for the opposition a 10-second running start I mean that's completely ridiculous 5 Seconds at most oh yeah I forgot that uh to deal with the rebels that keep spawning I um well I built an aircraft carrier works pretty well finally my person being a narcissist is actually coming in CL CL as I can build statues for slightly cheaper I mean what could be more inspirational than this ah yes it looks like those gorillas are back on it but uh power to the taxpayer dollars okay thank God we have made our first million dollars and well the way I made it is by establishing five offshore tax Havens around the Statue of Liberty each one decreases the relations of every single major power so we get a Chinese company a EU company USA company Middle Eastern company and a Russian company which give us a total of minus 100 relations but they make a crapload of money I am now making $200,000 from rent of office and the offshore offices alone and then to offset it I'm just praising each of the superpowers by using money and that's you know keeping the somewhat happy so I also built a bunch of cryptocurrency mining things you know we're mining Tropic coin very real trust me but more importantly uh I can actually buy nfts for coins purchase the Great Wall note this doesn't remotely imply ownership of the actual Great Wall not even a piece of it an ant living on the Great Wall has more ownership this is nothing Christ a Redentor you own the idea of the statue on paper on a digital paper that's what you actually own nothing else now unfortunately the fact that we are bombing our own citizens uh and are also acting as an offshore tax Haven for every corporation in the world people do not really like us slightly more fortunately uh I built a nuclear bomb as long as we have at least one one nuclear bomb no one will invade us well I've been grinding out about $4 million so far we're almost halfway there uh and then I realized that we're being invaded by the United States luckily we are just bombing them as they're coming in and I should have enough units ready to Def actually I'm not entirely sure about that there's like six people here to fight the entire United States military but um I mean we do have bombers okay it looks like we uh we did it we we beat the US military luckily we do still have this nuclear bomb so no one is going to massively invade us and try and kill us okay we have made it to $6.3 million countless civilian casualties as I watch us literally fly planes into the office District all right at this point we are getting so close except there are so many Rebels attacking us now so like the Good Samaritan I am I'm going to discreetly assassinate their leader and by discreetly assassinate I mean gun down on the steps of the palace counterterrorist win just about no faction will actually trade with us at this point we have pissed off every major power and the only thing keeping us even somewhat safe is the nuclear bomb I have stored right over here and now that we are at 9.99 million I only need to wait just a little bit and there we go we have gotten $10 million which leaves only one thing left to do let's try testing this nuclear bomb so not only is Tropico a massive mound of wealth that only I own now it is a massive mound of wealth that is in a radiated Wasteland well reloading the save game immediately beforehand you could see the beauty of our Island that is several complexes of Office Buildings multiple pharmaceutical office parks and several nuclear reactors plac conveniently in the residential Zone if you've made it all the ways to the end and want to support El Presidente a little further check out my twitch where I stream consistently every Saturday at 1:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time thanks for watching see you

Channel: Anti-Kleaper

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Keywords: the grim kleaper, anti-kleaper, the_grim_kleaper, twitch, moments, tropico, tropico 6, exploit, profit

Id: Pm-m435j-0E

Length: 41min 27sec (2487 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 23 2023