Stalins Children - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

i want to bring everyone's attention the fact that we've got heavies why why has he done that again don't question the logic of dress i mean i'm gonna question it because it's [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a millionaire oh you're playing i'm gonna kamikaze russia i'm gonna build a bridge of conscripts over to japan i will i will i will conscript spam your planes that's going to be so many conscripts coming into your zeros that the propellers on your planes will stop working because they're being jammed exactly but that's what the propellers will be used for in the coming cars is to grind up the soviet meat you know and then you're gonna have to shop in those propellers james oh [ __ ] there you go thank you braun very cool i told you i'm still gonna be on your side even when i'm not on your side this current event to the allies i don't know if the allies have noticed or realized but the greeks have actually sunken uh italian convoys in the mediterranean how many uh just a few divisions worth he said but um please stop like for real it's just a [ __ ] gay i swear to god [ __ ] click it all right i'm not because of this boat you're not getting better what i'm gonna [ __ ] die i'm gonna [ __ ] die okay okay i'm not gonna die help me help me no i don't enjoy you gotta help me you gotta help me right now you have to help me you have to help me i need to see you you have to help me you have to have one we have this one division you have to help me help me we've got you we've got you yeah i killed one division it's fine everything's good the soviet volunteers literally saving the day every [ __ ] time [ __ ] off stabilize and get your [ __ ] make sure you don't get encircling queen now you've got so many boys out there that are going to get them circled in a moment it's fine it's fine you say it's fine but if i see those [ __ ] i'm pulling the plug on support to you guys we're getting circle and quinn now oh we're about to be in circles by the way we'll pull them out of this i'll be seeing you around placer stay stay stay [ __ ] you and i'm going to get in circle because you [ __ ] suck freezer apparently you [ __ ] just [ __ ] hold if you lose this goddammit i swear to god oh my [ __ ] god i [ __ ] despise you phrase i should have pulled out the moment i [ __ ] said it i'm gonna [ __ ] no he's my child he said that he would take me to disney world but the real question is you can already go to disney world because you're in the allies so you can literally just go there you can go to the og disney world not the french disney world that's the [ __ ] disney world like disneyland paris is [ __ ] [ __ ] don't go there you don't want to go there you want to go you want to go to american disneyland do you guys know that if this strat fails that i'm doing right now i've literally lost the war already it's like it's over that's all right that's really great to know you know heavy tank destroyers right don't please i need a stroke warning first don't tell me you put see though it's stressful all of my infantry will have heavy tank destroyers oh i'm coming what's wrong with the children's firepower i'll get in the next flight how did drezel go to war with the country that doesn't exist oh my god you're so funny bro oh my god i'm literally [ __ ] myself so much instead of scrapping the project guys instead of scrapping the project i got a new solution i got this is a huge one every single division that's not putting that into uh some of the divisions in the line because you know you only need one division in the battle that can pierce that's how it works 80 entrenchment attack bonus that you're getting is so powerful and you're just wasting it i'm not what do you mean i'm wasting it [ __ ] you superior firepower your divisions would have like 30 percent extra attack if i can wait actually next time i know a new meta joking how about this grand battle planned soviet union like this i will actually shoot you i imagine they're joking that's an additional that's an additional entrenchment to it you can get like a million entrenchments millions of millions of firepowers defense is the best offense trust me i'm telling you this choking if you take a trench that comes out on the other side and then like you the trench literally reaches the pacific imagine this like the trench goes from the minsk to the pacific like it literally comes up in iwo jima the island how are they going to pass that how are they going to pass that tell me tell me now he's just ignoring me he knows i'm right all right because you're talking nonsense wait i could actually swap right now and i get the entrenchment after a hundred days i can swap to grand battle point right now if you do it i will not launch a d-day if i see that you are on ground i wouldn't advise talking about strategy there will be no d-day i could swap to grand battle plan there can you not like comprehend how insane this is yeah it's insanely [ __ ] i'm gonna boot up the stream and if i see grand battle plan come up i'm not going to be a happy man bro oh it feels so good college we're about to win this war oh my god we did it guys we're about to win this war we won what did you do we got him boys we got him what did you do what happened look in the pacific oh oh yeah ah stalin's children are so i'm making me so proud ah pushing back across oh my god i am murdering so much you got this but you guys were laughing at my stalin's children you're laughing at them other gods no we weren't what like what we did is literally pouring selenium into every single child when they're born they get an you know instead of a vaccine we just pour straight up selenium into their blood that's how we do this that's how we win but you see the assailant right here i might get a bunch of divisions encircled here i'm scared you guys haven't seen perfection yet by the way we're close i want to see the robo calling oh i'm gonna get encircled now because i'm [ __ ] no okay i i i'm not gonna get circled necessarily you know what it's gonna happen though they're gonna get in circles say hello to ford and general [ __ ] motors stupid crowd bastards you have horses what were you thinking my tank company what's my tank company say hello to walkable and um arms plants so just for your information even after he upgraded his heavy tanks to be full-on heavy stalin's children are still winning look at this guys equipment lost compared to me oh my god oh my god the amount of medium tanks look at that look at that then you guys can take on africa guys we're about to get encircled in the center all right i guess the mexicans are blocked okay i know what happened performing a [ __ ] line jesus [ __ ] christ i can't believe braun is the guy taking charge of this right now what the hell how are you guys this is [ __ ] okay okay no but you guys kept telling you guys you were going to get encircled and you guys just said you just went silent on me the problem with this whole d-day thing is you [ __ ] handled this like it was a goddamn tumor i swear to god you guys were like oh just all right guys calm down calm down this is when you calm down guys because if you look on the eastern front right now everything is fine everything is fine just calm down you guys just like you're gonna get your like you've only got one tank and he's got all there you're gonna get him yeah he's already breaking your tank holy [ __ ] boxer it takes time to move units i could at least shut the [ __ ] up for five seconds holy [ __ ] could you at least just say yes i heard you okay i'm dealing with it i am literally moving units i just wanted to okay boxer this boy you just need to shut the [ __ ] up shut up i'm gonna go nuclear on you in a second if you don't shut the [ __ ] up i've never heard you guys i've never heard chokehanger college angry before i'll be honest you're breaking me right now bulgaria gonna be the next it's gonna be the next there we go yeah what the [ __ ] is this why is loewy get the [ __ ] out of my country oh you don't even give me [ __ ] axes [ __ ] you louie i conquered that line

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Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2019