Spooky Song - SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> BABY, THIS IS TOO CREEPY. LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE PARTY. >> COME ON, IT'S HALLOWEEN. WE'VE GOT TO HOOK UP IN A GRAVE YARD. >> DO WE, THOUGH? TYLER? WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> I DON'T KNOW. ♪ ON HALLOWEEN, YOUR BREATH IS TAKEN ♪ ♪ FOR TONIGHT, THE DEAD AWAKEN ♪ ♪ LISTEN WELL AND HEAR HOW WE ALL MET OUR ENDS ♪ >> OH, MY GOD, TYLER, THEY'RE GOING TO SING ABOUT HOW THEY DIED. >> I KNOW, I'M SCARED! ♪ I WAS A CAPTAIN AT MY SHIP'S WHEEL ♪ ♪ A HEART OF GOLD AND NERVES OF STEEL ♪ ♪ I FELL OVERBOARD ONE NIGHT SO DARK ♪ ♪ I SWAM JUST FINE, BUT SO DID THE SHARK ♪ ♪ I WAS A DEBUTANTE, THE BELL OF THE BALL ♪ ♪ MEN WOULD CHASE ME FROM SPRING TO FALL ♪ ♪ I NEVER MET A FLAME THAT I COULDN'T HANDLE ♪ ♪ UNTIL MY GOWN MET A CANDLE ♪ >> WE CAN SKIP ME. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! >> IS THAT ALL HE'S GOING TO DO? >> YEAH, I WAS WONDERING THE SAME. THAT WAS IT? >> YES, SKIP ME. >> OKAY, I'LL GO, THEN. NOBODY HAS EVER SKIPPED BEFORE. I'M SORRY. ♪ I WAS A MINER, DIGGING FOR GOLD ♪ ♪ THEN ONE DAY, I HIT THE MOTHER LODE ♪ ♪ I GRABBED A CIGAR, GAVE IT A LIGHT ♪ ♪ TURNED OUT MY STOGIE WAS DYNAMITE ♪ >> WOW. EVERYONE DID GREAT. I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE, RIGHT? >> NO. UH-HUH. IT'S A DIDDY OF THE DAMNED. ALL FOUR OF US HAVE A TALE TO TELL ABOUT DEATHS BEFORE WE CAN GO BACK TO OUR GRAVES. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. SO COME ON. >> WELL, HERE'S THE THING, MY DEATH WAS A REAL "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" KIND OF SITUATION. IT NEEDS A LOT OF CONTEXT, SO I DON'T WANT TO WASTE EVERYBODY'S TIME. >> SING NOW! >> OH, MY GOD. FINE. I'LL GO. READY? ♪ ONE DARK NIGHT WITH THE MOON SO RED ♪ ♪ KILLED ME HAPPENED AND NOW I'M DEAD ♪ HAPPY HALLOWEEN! >> WAIT. BUT LIKE, HOW DID YOU DIE? >> HOW? A GHOST NEVER TELLS. >> THEY DO, THOUGH. THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE SONG IS ABOUT. >> IS HE ALLOWED TO BE VAGUE LIKE THAT? >> HE IS NOT! >> ALL RIGHT. IT'S GOING TO SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT A 9-VOLT BATTERY IS, RIGHT? IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE SONG. ♪ AT 12 YEARS OLD, I SAT ON A 9-VOLT ♪ ♪ IT GAVE MY HEINIE A QUICK LITTLE JOLT ♪ ♪ I LIKED HOW IT FELT, SO I DID IT A LOT ♪ ♪ SO I BUILT UP A TOLERANCE TO A LOWER WATT ♪ ♪ THEN REALIZED THERE'S NO HIGHER VOLT THAN THE ONE THAT COMES FROM A LIGHTNING BOLT ♪ ♪ SO ONE STORMY NIGHT I WENT ON A ROOF AND PUT A METAL POLE IN MY ASS ♪ YO, WHY Y'ALL -- I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW. Y'ALL ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF FREAK OR SOMETHING. >> NO ONE IS JUDGING YOU. >> YES, YOU ARE. LOOK AT THAT OWL. >> FORGET ABOUT THE OWL AND JUST FINISH THE SONG. >> OKAY, GOD. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY REMEMBER WHERE WE LEFT OFF? >> YES. YOU'RE ON THE ROOF WITH A POLE IN YOUR ASS. I'VE DONE THE SAME THING MYSELF. >> REALLY? >> NO, MAN! IT'S WEIRD AT HELL! JUST GO! >> WHATEVER. ♪ LIKE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WITH HIS KEY AND KITE ♪ ♪ THAT LIGHTNING HIT MY POLE THAT NIGHT ♪ ♪ I SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT, BUT I QUITELY STOPPED WHEN MY INSIDES FRIED AND MY COLON POPPED ♪ ♪ AND MY ASS BURNT OFF AND MY THING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND MY FACE CAUGHT ON FIRE AND I WENT IN MY PANTS ♪ HAPPY HALLOWEEN! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? >> NOTHING. I WAS A KID, MAN. KIDS DO WEIRD STUFF. >> YOU DIED IN YOUR 20s. >> WHATEVER! LET'S JUST FINISH THE SONG. ♪ LISTEN TO THE DEAD AND THE VOICES OF THE PAST ♪ ♪ AND LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST ♪ ♪ HAPPY HALLOWEEN ♪♪♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,649,684

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, chance the rapper, beck bennett, aidy bryant, mikey day, heidi gardner, kyle mooney, kenan thompson, spooky song, graveyard, spooky, scary, halloween, 45, s45e4, episode 4, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, SNL s45 e4

Id: UT1FmeEbJgA

Length: 5min 13sec (313 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 26 2019