SpongeBob's Most Tearful Moments in Bikini Bottom! 😭 | SpongeBob

good morning day I sto my toe [Music] my oh that was my favorite sh and that was Asia by ele Dan next up is lion old fishy with his hit sad [Music] [Applause] [Music] song that SpongeBob is such a crybaby and lucky me I get to work with him all day SpongeBob guess what yeah I'll come back later he was a good little crabby batty I didn't know him well but in the few short seconds between Grill and floor I I came to love him it just isn't fair SpongeBob will you stop crying the grabby Patty fell on the floor fby Patty nothing fby Patty nothing what now y all right look so far today and it's not even 2:00 yet you have cried 43 times and you wrote that number on a chalkboard yes why I have no idea oh Squidward there's no way I cry that much there's not that many tears in my brain oh contr what's this it's a quick Montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of Tears you have cried over the years wow guess I do cry a lot I promise I won't cry anymore oh nonsense I bet you can't go the rest of the day without [Music] crying it's getting late I better bring out the big guns how about the little angler who got lost that sounds like a very sad story oh there very sad um there once was a little angler who was uh little and sad one day the little sad angler was walking through the park walking you but he was sad because because he was lost he was lost and very sad and then he he started to cry he cried and he cried and he cried even more and he kep crying and crying and crying and crying that's right you can do it I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold it on my tears Squidward you're exactly right SpongeBob let it all out don't fight the field 10 9 do it do it try 8 7 6 5 come on 4 3 2 1 it's all well SpongeBob it looks like you w wow what a great show well at least we're still together little ones [Music] more popcorns squid we no no no no please don't be shy now I made extra that's all right let it out you can cry all you want you're among friends [Music] here the right way I'll good [Music] you that was that little dude's [Music] diary that's low Squidward even for you you better apologize he'll get over it extra extra Read All About It jerk reads diary local fry cook devastated oh boy let me see one of those papers [Music] MH taxi whoa whoa whoa hold it pal you're that diary reader yes I am [Music] diary Thief jerk secret stealer Billy stay away from that mean old diary reader morons squid of tentacles by reading another person's diary you have violated the terms of your loan we are repossessing your house what take it away boys hey you can't sleep here fella wait a second you're that diary reader I had a diary once my brother read it I had a brother once come on fella we have a special place for people like you e diary reader what you read it too oh sure blame everyone by yourself that is so you hi Squidward how's it going SpongeBob oh thank goodness you have to forgive me what for for reading your diary oh that you know Squidward everyone was so amused by it I had it published it's a bestseller and I owe it all to you besides you only read my work diary you've never even seen my secret Personal Diary now that would have been really embarrassing there he is that diary reader let's get him people stop your assault through my art is an author I have forgiven Squidward oh yeah did you know he's reading your personal diary Squidward I'll C you I don't care this is so worth it well I may have missed the live broadcast but at least I got it all on tape here I come Mermaid Man no where' I put my keys can I leave him on the table [Music] again my T my soda my poporn my li hey there SpongeBob why all the Water Works hey I was so busy helping everyone that I missed Mermaid Man and monac boy and my VC hard didn't recorded and now I'll never see it on my life has no meaning all right listen up SpongeBob has helped every single one of us dozens of times over but we ain't been very helpful to him today love now we may have taken advantage of his kindness but I got a plan to make things [Music] right play Hey there SpongeBob feeling any better h a why don't you come with me I have a little surprise for you I'm not really in the mood Sandy a quit acting like a calf with colllege come on SpongeBob gee Sandy where'd you get an outdoor Amphitheater don't worry about that just sit right here and enjoy the play well [Music] okay welcome ladies and morons it's time for the exciting conclusion to the case of the Curious Cliffhanger help me Barnacle Boy I'm hanging from this cliff and look I am also hanging from this Cliff we sure are in danger you should give up while you can Mermaid Man haven't you heard Captain tightwad I'll never give up fighting um wine oh evil [Music] evil wow yes yes he may be half a mermaid and he may be a man but to us he's more than a hero he's a Mermaid [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Man bravo bravo bravo yes a good thank you everyone I love the show and I loved the love you showed me and I loved how you showed me the love you showed me in the show I love this was my favorite episode of Mermaid Man ever oh hello SpongeBob what a nice surprise come here and give you a granny her kissy kissy sorry grandmother but the kissing has to stop tell her like it is SpongeBob no more baby stuff he is right grandmother kisses are for babies which I am no longer I have grown up it is Nature's Way oh you are absolutely right I am I mean of course I am you will definitely not be treated like a baby around here ever again I am glad you see it my way grandmother well I'm glad that's settled but what am I going to do with all these fresh baked cookies sorry grandmother we adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets right Pat trick keep them coming granny so much for no more baby stuff and don't forget the cookie eating hat YY that's my cookie eating hat I mean it was when I was a baby here's a Fresh B to cookies all right rewards H well yeah there's Let's see we uh we went over the Jazz so Grandma I'm full more cookies [Music] it appears to be my lunch hour grown-ups have to eat too I guess this will have to do you don't want this baby food how about a big piece of steamed Coral oh yeah uh [Music] great nutritious story time oh boy story time story time story time story time all right uh I guess I'll be going I've uh got a lot of adult type business to take care of so uh I'll see you later okay thanks for stopping bye SpongeBob yep that is it here I go come again if you get the chance out into the cold grownup world alone without a sweater to I don't know when I'll be back I know how busy you are so uh that's it sh he's asleep so [Music] long I don't want to grow up I want cookies and milky I want to sweater with love in the stitches I want to wear dinies I want to ride in my wagon I want a cuddle W with Mr stuffy kids I want a rocky rocky myy horsey and I want ky ky up my boo boo [Music] take it easy SpongeBob SpongeBob [Laughter] SpongeBob you don't have to be a baby to get old Grandma's love I don't of course not no matter how grown up you get you will always be my little baby boo and remember you can kiss your grandma and still be an adult here you go thanks [Music] Grandma Gary you stop this foolishness right now Gary the Snail answer me when I'm talking to you okay that's it mister you are coming home with me right this instant say goodbye to Patrick Gary hold it right there Dad Mom angry pants what's that supposed to mean I don't know but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with now I suggest you put him down and let him choose fine but I would like to remind him who it was that fed him and housed him and sat at his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eye stalks when his eyes were tore okay Gary go ahead show him okay Gary come to me come on come on Gary come come here Gary wrong way Gary Gary turn around Gary turn around G Gary no Gary no no no no don't do it Gary no Gary well well well I guess that answers that question so along SpongeBob Gary and me got stuff to do okay fine if that's the way you want to thank me for all that I've done I guess you're not coming back Gary I don't need Gary I'll just find another pet yeah it'll be better than Gary I'm going to get a pet who won't go off with my best friend he hey Larry want to hear a joke oh Gary used to love this one what do you call a snail on a ship a [Music] snail don't you get it Larry a snail gosh Larry sure is different than Gary and Gary and Larry are real different than Jerry oh Gary why did you have to go why Gary why why why why why why why Gary hey SpongeBob oh hello Patrick hello Gary would it be all right if Gary and I did some laundry over here laundry but we used to do laundry and uh SpongeBob could we borrow some soap soap but we used to use soap do you want fresh scent heavy here it [Music] comes Gary please come back Gary please come home I'm a wreck without you I know if you come back there will be a no rules rule you can do whatever you want when you want if you feel like ripping up the sofa then you rip it up in the litter box forget about it the world is your litter box and you don't have to wait around for me to feed you anymore 24hour fridge access and you don't even have to use a b and I know how much you like my prize Driftwood carving of Squidward well think of it as your own personal scratching post what do you think Gary won't it be fun Gary hope had it Gary I'm sorry SpongeBob but Gary's with me now you had your chance and you failed you have to stop living in the past face it SpongeBob you're only hurting yourself it's what Gary wants and what Gary wants is me right Gary huh he only liked me for my shorts no Patrick he wanted the cookie in your pocket Gary oh Gary I knew you'd never leave me let's go for a walk pal Squidward I realized that I didn't really extend a proper invitation back there so what do you say Squidward how about you come over to my house for a visit tonight Squidward Squidward Squidward Squidward SpongeBob thank you so much for that lovely invitation but I must respectfully tell you I will never visit you never take heart Squidward it'll all be over soon please come over for a visit Squidward it's been so long I can't even remember your last visit that's probably because I've never visited you please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please [Music] please okay Squidward maybe some other time why do you have my vacuum cleaner Squidward it's been quite a while since I I last got a call from my favorite nextdoor neighbor that's because I've never called you now why have you stolen my vacuum cleaner I didn't steal it silly I borrowed it are you done cleaning up that dingy hole you call home you won even recognize the place Squidward yeah probably [Music] not I'll be over to get my vacuum in 20 minutes how did he do it he got my coffee table my vase snack Bowl coasters and my art of the clarinet coffee table book and this pillow looks just like the one mommy made for me he even copied her Stitch signature for squidy with love Mama you yelled never mind I'll find the vacuum myself okay make yourself at home Squidward sure seems to be enjoying his visit he copied all 492 of my self-portraits and they're better than mine he even got the rug right get a hold of yourself squidy Al Bean this doesn't mean anything this this all of this is just just mimicry he doesn't possess your style or your decorating aimen or your love of the Finer Things in fact the only thing he has is is is my vacuum cleaner and I'll remedy that post taste aha he put you in here along with all his bad taste you're coming home home with me me is it really you it is you come on baby you and I will walk out of this horror show the way we walked into it with dignity and a plum my house you just missed the fire what happened to my house oh some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven SpongeBob a don't worry Squidward you're more than welcome to stay at my house until you get your house [Applause] fixed yes I love another spot of tea Mr vacuum cleaner care for some [Music] casserole wward you okay Squidward squid word three patties four large oyster skins on the double SpongeBob oh yeah gotcha SpongeBob I'm going to pretend that didn't happen now fill these orders or leave SpongeBob we're very busy today order [Music] out SpongeBob now are you going to oh Squidward I was going through some records back in me office and huh so you got the hairpiece after all yeah thought you could sneak up on me at work did you well you can't cuz I'm fast I'm mean and I can do this took care of her yes I did Oho sir what was that but sir she snuck up on me in my own Dojo are you on some new allergy medication boy no sir just practicing my karate sir or Kate as some call it Kate you should be making me money with your spatule now get back to work ay cap nice hairpiece [Music] Squidward [Music] H [Music] Sandy no more but Mr Crab sh no more of this karate stuff lad or you're fired fired no more karate how am I going to tell Sandy Sandy wait I can't Mr Crab said I have to give up Karate uhhuh sure SpongeBob no really sandy stop I'm not falling for it SpongeBob no really please stop SpongeBob Mr Krabs what did I just get through telling you lad but I she SpongeBob you're fired huh [Music] by hey SpongeBob wait Mr Crabs it's not his fault it's mine he tried to tell me but I wouldn't [Music] listen help give him another chance please all right me boy I'll give you a second chance but no more karate it's poisoning your mind Ms you're minc mate in your dreams huh what the Barnacle do you think Mr Krabs ever does karate Mr Krabs uh hey Mr Krabs how's it going nice day huh oh all right Mr Krabs you caught me but you know what I just can't help myself you're just going to have to fire me fire you I got something else in [Applause] mind I love karate I love car I love money I hate all of you we can do this at the count of three we flip ready 1 2 3 oh it's [Music] [Music] bad a mhm mhm go on well we better get back to work work how can I go back to work without without that use another spatular what don't you have any shame boy all my shame went in here Mr Krabs blaz puler what blazes is that oh just the answer to our little production dilemma well what can it do can it make me famous anything you want and more ooh that sounds exciting let me have a go at it oh I'm sorry Mr Krabs no can do what are you going against your commanding officer no it's not that it's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineer in that takes quality time to master with that feny Machinery I expect you to make Krabby Patties twice as fast oh I don't think that'll be a problem Mr Krabs in fact L spatula 3000 At Your Service impressive well let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket spat is there something wrong pal I would not dare touch such slop as this how you say crabby patty I am designed for the utmost in culinary Cuisine no less but I thought we were friends friends with you we are not even in the same social class have a nice life of mediocrity fry C my spatula wait I gave up everything for you we have something oh that for something over peasants have fun liing in your C spon what happened my spatula is gone Mr Krabs but how are you going to flip Krabby petties without a spatula I had a spatula once a real spatula one that stood by me through thick and thin through grease and gristle and I betrayed his loyalty like a fool I always did like your own spatular you got the job done right every time you're right Mr Krabs the true measure of a good spatula is by his actions not by some fancy Chrome and buttons I've got to find my old spatula go to him go now boy go before I lose all me customers spatula what's wrong but I didn't mean to betray you Mr Krabs needed a replacement crabby patties don't flip themselves you know it was a moment of weakness I'm sorry oh what have I done what have I [Music] done all the Glitters Is Not Gold [Music] goodbye best [Music] friend I'll never find another spatula like him again spatula you're [Music] back oh spatula now that we're together again nothing will ever separate us Squidward in honor of employee Brotherhood I present to you a gift taada I heart you try it on Mr Squidward it's got you written all over it I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head so I used a watermelon for size do you love it it's a little itchy what's this thing made of [Music] eyelashes now may I resume my minimum wage duties after you present your Brotherhood gift I'll buy the little twer a gumball oh no no no no no lad you know the rules you have to make the gift the only thing I'm making is for the exit is this any better Squidward I made this one with my tears I knew you'd come around boy make something nice but can I just buy something for the little weirdo he oh if you drop one single slice of me booty I'll have you're booty hi there those uh homemade pies sure look good oh these aren't homemade they were made in a factory a bomb Factory they're bombs oh that's too bad I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one wait we were just kidding about all that bomb stuff that'll be 25 bucks please so what flavor is it raspberry w get so man crabs off my back okay here it is Mr Krabs fresh from the oven I'll be returning to my life now not yet I got to make sure you did it right wait a second this would go great with some milk so you tried to kill me over a little New Age Management eh but Mr Krabs I had no idea I can explain Mr Krabs are you okay I heard a wow a pie it's from Squidward to SpongeBob well here you go and that's what happened $25 a bomb in the Crusty Crab that's where you left it it's not there hey guys thanks for the pie Squidward underwater sunsets sure are beautiful a Squidward yeah yeah this is great just the three of us you me and this brick wall you built between us yeah sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit what do they make you think of Squidward explosions I mean uh erosion you know if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend well that' just be [Music] okay wow it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine hey smells like cherry or maybe grape blueberry here it is the sunset I always love to count it down five you do the rest buddy four three two one I guess we started too early let's start again 5 4 3 2 well at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful I am such a good person son hey Squidward check this out you wward we already played Babble like an idiot why are you still here you're supposed to explode into a million pieces why would I do that because the pie you ate was a bomb what pie the one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb and you ate it that Pie Pie Oh you mean this pie I was saving it in my pocket for us to share let's eat oops ouch [Music] Gary they [Applause] shrunk I'm going to need to get new pants I'm sorry Mr SpongeBob but we're not expecting another shipment of SquarePants for months [Music] oh no nope e not these [Music] uh-oh wao these pants ants hugged my body better than my own mother oh no it's locked Gary hey Gary can you open the door I left my keys in my other pants hello can I help you Patrick it's me SpongeBob oh right you're that round pants fellow Patrick what are you doing in my house your house this house belongs to SpongeBob SquarePants at least it did before he left this I wish I could see him one last time oh barnacles I guess I'm not SpongeBob SquarePants anymore I'll have to start all over again hello sir I'd like an application please my name is SpongeBob squ sorry I'm a little I'm a little sorry I'm a little nervous my name is SpongeBob round pants and I would like to seek employment from this eating establishment oh dear are you okay Mr cashier here are the applications here's a slap you ordered enjoy if you can choke it down H be rude to customer and insult food nasy [Music] laugh come out of [Music] [Music] here day excuse what are you two doing get to work I'm used to Squidward sleeping on the job but I expect more from you Mr SquarePants I am not SpongeBob Square Pants Mr Krabs what in the name of Davey Jones are you talking about I mean do these pants look Square to you the round yes so I can't be SpongeBob Square pants with round pants who told you that Patrick well why don't you just take them off order up Squidward well well if it isn't SpongeBob Underpants brine soda low fat seaweed twist cool Jam Squidward you have done it you have officially spoiled yourself rotten well let the rting continue friend while I impress and Amaze you with magic magic can you make yourself disappear SpongeBob silly Squidward I won't learn Vanishing spells until I become a level 10 wizard no I better start with something simpler say hard conjur in here hold this simple playing card while I transform it into a magic playing card before your very eyes let's see step one this can't possibly end soon which brings us to step three juggle something well if you insist Mr Magic [Music] I don't care where you're going just take me away from here then take one card and shove it in your ear but I don't like pistachio then why did you ask for it and finally just say the words H it's pis Squidward my simple card trick has turned you into an ice cream cone which means I am a level 10 wizard I suppose I should change you back to squid form pristo let's see ah aha Alakazam Abra kabra booly Dooly hobra Cobra open sesame change your back I'll do Squidward oh please oh oh I am so sorry Squidward I've transformed you into a delicious Dairy dessert and I can't CH you back there there Squidward there is no need to cry I promise you will continue your normal life despite the fact that you are now edible hey SpongeBob what you doing I have turned poor Squidward into a frozen dessert that's awful oh tragic poor scriber it's all my fault did you say frozen dessert yeah I turned him into a tasty soft serve with a waffle cone stop eating spinward oh sorry what he so tasty look Patrick don't you understand this isn't just your order ice cream cone it's pistachio no it's Squidward and no matter what happens I promised him that I would watch over him to ensure his soft Frozen life is [Music] unchanged Patrick Squidward is melted quick call the police what are we going to do oh NEP dude it's all my fault what have I done what have I done what have I done what have I done down down it's all your fault curse you Mr Magic Magical magic Kat what are we going to do about Squidward we can always eat him I'm kind of hungry Mr Magic was a fake and all this magic stuff is fake all those magic words they were fake yuy SCH smacky FY tappy Dy flppy flppy flppy pre f magic BL seon flippy FY what are you doing SpongeBob words you're back the magic words worked I really am magic after all can I turn you into something else now hey stop get me out of here hey sponge Pub I'm still hungry will you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself it's sure buddy patricka [Music] Mayon

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Length: 49min 3sec (2943 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 18 2024