SPEEDRUN BABY Who's Your Daddy Funny Moments

so melon we're trying something new welcome to who's your daddy you're playing your favorite thing the crying baby yeah yeah you're just being yourself how does it feel i'm speed running right now wait what do you mean you're speed running i actually can't see you get out of the washing machine you monster i'm speedrunning oh what are you doing goodness you almost died already stop this is all i have it's too dangerous don't go in there you creepy ugly baby i'm a speedrunner i'm trying to feed her you can't have this you also can't have this no you can't have any of it i'll just do this then nope you can't go in the car oh no get out of the car get out of the vehicle get out of the vehicle wait you don't have a car key you can't even do that so yeah waste your time how do you know i don't have the car key uh i guess i don't know that but clearly you didn't start the engine so i think i was correct hey um you see that over there over here yeah right behind you why am i so slow what is happening it's just waddling around melon just waddle around i'd say you're kind of cute but you look disgusting actually so it was a very cute baby i'll have you know your eyes are protruding out of your face your mouth looks like a vacuum cleaner and your hands are built like freaking stretch armstrong you're nasty you look gross you need this now oh no i slipped on the dining table how does that happen what baby where'd you go stop bouncing like that you're hurting yourself where'd you go ellen are you in this no where did you just go actually so confused you're in the fridge no hey where the heck did you just go i'm getting into daddy's drinks oh i see you no you can't have those you're getting home that was too much that was too much oh my god yeah vomit laser beam stop oh my god what is this i don't know what's happening to me i can't get down there in time please baby live you've turned into an alien eat this what is that no where'd you get the pills from drink this no you just put me to sleep good that was far too close i keep slipping on things why am i so dumb now what are you gonna do huh i've got my eyes stop can't hang from the light fixtures what is this melon get down i'm going off did i save you no i just slipped on a table of course stay away no i'm just blocking you out i'm blocking out the haters oh no he's too small he can just walk through my legs one minute to mom's home oh no i'm one minute that's right sucker no stop slipping on things why am i so slow yeah yeah go in the kitchen good idea oh you're so annoying yeah what are you doing with that stretchy arm huh waddle nice and slow i got a clutch coming up yeah you sure with that drink this god damn it no sleep well i get the pills oh you put me to sleep for ten seconds pills pills pills where the heck are the pills i'm in the bathroom where are the pills i don't need bleach no give me the pills dang it clutch i can clutch [Music] baby baby baby yes you're done melon no oh just told eat some glass baby that's good for you i still think mom will be upset that you let me eat class wait i just fed you the vacuum yes i'm poisoned again why would that be an option i don't know it's so stupid what's going on i'm stuck in this drawer let me out no i don't want to be stuck stop it melon let me out of here sorry what are you doing did i lose i can't get out you played yourself i am dying though actually what i'm taking damage my stomach is poisoned oh no what the heck though how do i get out of this thing this is so dumb i'm actually trapped please i will be good baby if you let me out how do you get stuck in there i can't even like feed you anything so i'm just gonna die slowly this is awesome i can't i can't do anything i can't even do anything being stuck in a drawer it has its drawbacks oh my god now i'm leaving you in that jar literally 15 health i'm almost dead i can't do any i am dead dude that is the dumbest game ever i could do anything oh melon i'm in the crib but where is the crib is the question i am not letting you die i wouldn't be so sure there big daddy just having a few sips of motor oil it tastes kind of nice oh my god i'm having explosive diarrhea dad help dad help please dude where are the pills dude please my butt can't handle much more of this oh my god where are you i'm dying how did you do this this quickly where are you this is disturbing on so many levels where else would motor oil be how did you get to the garage already oh my god that's where my crib was everybody knows baby's cribs belong in the garage next to motor oil and gasoline wait why am i so slow i don't know dad melon you're the worst father ever i'm on fire what is happening hell oh my god i'm gonna die dude all right melon don't let me get away with another speed run that was just tragic this is a good run this is a good run i'm getting good stuff early yeah this is the one you're feeling it i'm feeling it it's just too many things to hurt yourself why do i hear the generator i don't know i just have some cooking oil cooking oil yeah oh my god the hell are you definitely not throwing candles at you you're fine as long as you're here nope you're not going in there you don't want to put me in this drawer again you sure no i don't want you you're the one who put me in there last time by the way what is this some trash oh that looks tasty oh my god yeah i'm in the bin boop beep bop exterminate exterminate exterminate oh my god why is this garbage can coming towards me exterminate yo put me down i'm gonna explore somewhere else now i'm just playing with my balls and i need more pills what is up here a tablet i just poisoned myself nicely done and then you cured yourself and then i ate a tablet oh my god i'll eat this pear don't worry i cured myself you don't need pills i fixed myself but now i'm gonna eat what even is this an xbox perfect no how did you eat that i don't know i don't know how i managed to chew that what is this these crayons oh i can draw on the wall i hope yeah oh no i fed you the vacuum cleaner again that is so annoying [Music] i hate when that happens i'm just trying to take care of my baby i have 20 poison my stomach is dying right now good job dad there's no pills anywhere what am i supposed to do go find some where would there be pills besides the kitchen the bathroom i tried the bathroom you better search more thoroughly i'm going on a grand tour oh doggo let me ride him melon is the worst father ever oh my god how am i supposed to like what am i supposed to do there's no pills anywhere i don't know what you're supposed to do but this doggo is taking me on my final journey oh melon dude what am i supposed to do come out to the pool real fast it's all over for this baby no you're too young to die oh no you're saving me just kidding i'm dead i saved you oh no i drowned i'm at the bottom of the pool oh no dude there's like two pills on the whole map you'll get one more try at being a dad so i'll come clean melon i spawned in the garage again i won't light myself on fire this time pinky promise i swear i i really mean it i'm gonna be a good baby why is this fire extinguisher freaking out what the heck oh it's probably because it wants me to put a screwdriver in an electrical socket ah you already died wow you know what maybe i'm just not fit to be a dad hey what are you doing take that chill chill whoa where did you just go don't worry about it hello baby what's going on great escape all right this is a guaranteed death i just made it to the second house stop me if you can what the second house you're lying what does that even mean come outside if i could stop slipping on every object i'd love to come outside i'm opening the garage door i'm almost outside uh baby melon where are you is that you in this tree yeah i'm not just gonna kill myself i'm gonna kill you no you can't the baby strikes back yes yes die die i'm coming back die i'm coming back to keep you safe son no no no it's gonna be okay no i'll get you a therapist you're gonna be okay i'm too fast i'm too fast get off of that how are you that quick what are you gonna do huh baby stop it you're out of control what are you gonna do actually this is perfect i'm teaching you how to do chores from a young age i'm like the best dad ever child labor let's go big win yeah keep cutting the lawn keep cutting the grass for me appreciate you keep up the good work there baby you think i don't see that i think i don't see what's happening here no take a pacifier and sleep one off oh god i'm fast oh stop slipping on everything you buffoon oh yeah don't check the board [Music] i keep slipping on everything please i can be a good father your baby's not drowning in the pool or anything like that i go no oh my god you fully healed me how do i get you out of here get him out of the pool dang it game final get out of the pool sleep one off oh my god well everyone just ram a bottle down your throat and just toss you on the floor like you're a piece of trash i'm in your head what are you doing with that couch what is going on i'm getting right over here i'm getting out of here oh my god [Music] you're a terrible father i didn't know our couch had witchcraft what is going on this doesn't make any sense but whatever you're doing keep doing it wow that brought a whole new meaning to couchsurfing i can't let you do this okay i can because apparently i can't move i'm built different in a terrible terrible way hey i won wait it wasn't it oh my god i didn't see the minute i'm a great dad

Channel: Melon and Sunny

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Id: cgn--9TrKn8

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 01 2022