South African Racism Is NOT Subtle | Loyiso Gola - Live At The Apollo 2018 | Jokes On Us

[Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] here's the thing about you people you don't greet I just no it's too late I came out with a big smile and like crazy just looked at me like I owe you money and it's a weird thing because I'm African I greet like I greet that's what we do as Africans you know we just greet first we're like hello you people freak out in the bus I'm like hello everyone oh why is he talking to us like you people call each other all kinds of things like without greeting what there's no African that will call someone a wanker without greeting like it's unheard of like I would have to you know what I mean like as Africans we greet first hello how are you how are the kids how's work and you've been like ah no everything is good yeah I said all of that just to call you a wanker yes there's no way I could just go straight into wanka without I must let it build up a little bit make you feel comfortable then destroy you you guys love the word wankeria my preferred word is [ __ ] no onomatopoeia because you guys are looking at me going what the hell is an onomatopo Peak and onomatopoeia is a word that sounds like the word it's describing splash boom bands those are all onomatopiers now you're asking me how is the word [ __ ] an onomatopoeia I will explain thank you I believe if someone threw a vagina at you and it hits you in the face at the point of contact the sound it would make would be [ __ ] what happened to Johnny he got twouted in the face it's coming home [Music] [Laughter] I didn't kind of went to France that's what it happened it is so crazy because you guys are so happy during the World Cup just thinking this car I'm like I'm like I didn't want to break the news to you guys that the World Cup is not coming to England because he was so happy yeah it's not coming home at all it's not some of you are upset at me looking at me going we're not gonna laugh at that joke Lisa listen after all the [ __ ] you've gone to Africa you can't take one joke about losing the World Cup it's not coming home ever it's not gonna come home with Ashley Young is what I'm saying I love it here it's nice when are you guys having another referendum can't wait for the referendum because for me the referendum was silly because you guys were trying to leave Europe it's physically impossible for you guys to leave Europe you are in Europe where are you going to go because you are not welcome in Africa welcome [Music] you are not welcome at all fool me once the last referendum South Africa had was 1992. 1992 you know what was in question should apartheid end or should apartheid continue but only white people who are allowed to vote ah white people are amazing I love you guys I love you but what's going on with brexit guys what's what's going on is there a plan are you guys getting out how are you living how are you leaving this place that is physically impossible actually of course it's impossible because you can't leave I I think this is what happened this is what you guys this is what happened I think they invited all the European countries to a part then Britain had too much to drink and then at the party you started cussing out everyone ah look at you you're French bastard French frog eating Boston yeah Italian ah look at this Italian pasta who invited Poland and then you realize you didn't have a left home I think you guys need to be more transparent when it comes to foxes I think you need to tell the world that you have foxes wandering your street I think it should be a thing that you talk about casually we have the queen London Eye oh yeah foxes for days fox says because I was walking through a shortage High Street right shortage High Street first world London what did I see Fox but not a fox running away from traffic the most confident Fox I've ever seen in my life this fox was investigating a crime like that's how come you know when the fox was like yeah yeah and so now I'm rolling with my friends and my friends are like you know I say to my friends I have to acknowledge this idea of a fox because the fox is here now like not like the fox is dead it's a wild animal here and now and everyone is coming see the way you come everyone is calm I'm the only one who's freaked out about this whole issue so now I have to address the issue of a wild animal in First World London so I said to my friends hey I don't know much but I can tell you with confidence that that over there is not a dog that's not a dog it's not a dog that thing there my friends only so that's a fox we've got tons of those yeah tell us before we come tell us and he looked at me and said are you from South Africa yeah you should be used to wild animals then another one I've read about it was like oh that's a bit racist I said no it's not I'm from Africa we have animals you people travel to see animals what's so racist about that then I realize you guys as Britain have [ __ ] up so much in the world that your racism is like you have another level of racism like we have like you know like you're the racism you guys discuss and talk about it's like that Nuance is it I grew up during a party in South Africa our racism was very very clear it wasn't like subtle there's a gray area I was like why can't we go to the beach because there's a sign that says no blacks allowed I don't understand very very straightforward racism I like it top of the range top shelf [ __ ] man I thought this is nonsense that I'm experiencing in London or I'm not Japanese I'm from Taiwan listen I don't live here I'm confused leave me alone I'm not used to that racism I'm used to that top-ring stuff man and here's the thing I don't know how to navigate myself through London because it's so Multicultural I don't know who's gonna get offended I don't know who's you know I just don't know you know but I did find that when it comes to gingers it's open game anyone can no one gives a [ __ ] no one gives a [ __ ] [Applause] no one cares about gingers like you could kill a ginger you know that you'd kill a ginger and you'll get to the judge you'll be like what happened I killed the ginger judges like yeah but it's a ginger I mean what what do they expect you to do not kill them kill the ginger why would you hahaha [Laughter] I know I'm from Scotland here any Scottish people stunning people yeah Scottish here's the things uh us um Scottish people um stop telling people you speak English like you do not speak English at all I was in Glasgow for a week I didn't understand a word that was constipated [Laughter] I was rolling with my Scottish friend and he wanted me to eat a Scottish cuisine and he introduced me to this thing called black pudding this is my brother that's not pudding first of all first of all I've tasted pudding very far from pudding very secondly can you stop putting the word black in front of all your shitty stuff [Applause] black pudding Blackpool stop it stop it stop it laughs I love London's cool here's the cool thing about London is that the the multiculturalism is cool so I mistake people sometimes I bump into a Scottish dude and I think is Welsh and he gets upset not squash but whale whale the Irish guy you think is called no I'm not school I'm Irish and all I want to say is you are just a white person to me huh like I have no time to put you in bracket [Applause] break you up into categories I don't have that I know some of you are offended you know the same way you punch Africans well I'm punching you right back I went to Blackpool it's a piece of [ __ ] um I was in Blackpool right and I was doing some shows in Blackpool and there was a white woman cleaning my room my hotel room now you must understand I grew up in apartheid in South Africa I grew up in a very an equal Society so this for me was never experienced this in my life there was a white woman cleaning my oh I was throwing [ __ ] on the floor while she was cleaning she was confused why would you do that I said I don't know how long this is gonna last I don't know if this is ever going to happen again I'm trying to make it last as long as possible sorry I was taking pictures click sending it to the family WhatsApp group everyone's like we are doing well my boy you are doing good you guys have been a cool crowd I really enjoyed chatting to you people so thank you very much for listening to my [ __ ] good night thank you very much foreign foreign

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Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 27 2023