So This is Basically Kingdom Hearts

Haytham hearts is a video game series that uses disney characters to trick you into playing a fanfiction written by among you play a sora or one of his clones disorders are they Sora sorta spend hundreds of hours searching for their missing friends by hopping through Disney movies told with half the pacing and none of the charm you can tell they're good friends cuz they sit next to each other and talk about how good at friends they are they are good friends they eat ice cream no one is being coerced do not question unfortunately for Sora the worlds are being overtaken by darkness it's a Kingdom Hearts cutscene you can say any words in any order darkness darkness light dark heart dark memories light dark friendship darkness in fact for the rest of this video let's replace the word darkness with bees and it'll make exactly as much sense when someone is overtaken by bees their heart becomes a heartless and their empty body becomes nobody and then those become problems only the keyblade you free the hearts from the heartless and there's only one keyblade wielder and that's Sora only one only one only one only one only one okay alright I guess just anyone can use these things now you what whatever whatever I don't care just handing these things out like lollipops join Sora goofy and Donald's unconscious body as they fight against the forces of bees instead of finding tyree or her various Kyrie colors spent 60% of each game doing the Disney characters chores while fighting maleficent who is absolutely convinced that she is the main antagonist girl please who are all these people that turned into the Heartless that you're fighting who knows probably all the characters from the Disney properties nobody cares about sorry Black Cauldron maybe they're all the people from the completely empty lifeless over worlds luckily for him store is well-equipped to deal with these enemies thanks to the intricate combat system start the game mashing one button and finish the game mashing toolbox is every single abilities map to the exact same place whose nothing says fun like playing a video game in one hand while shuffling through a deck of cards in the other and if you spend 4 thousand hours grinding every single ability and figuring out their weird exp requirements you can unlock abilities the game thing should be optional like dodging is there a lingering question that you have after playing one of the games well don't worry cuz the rabid fan base always has the answer it's just never satisfying despite not releasing a main game in 13 years the phones have stayed true thanks to some genuinely great boss fights memorable music and a few other things [Music] join the hype but get excited for the new worlds Disney's acquired through their cutthroat business practices then watch the nostalgic crumble around you as you ask yourself how is the writing always this bad it was it was always this bad ignore the light Sora the bees are nothing to fear control them channel them come my beekeeper you can have all this power and it's goofy they put bugs in him [Music] look the goof Li you know is gone I'm a boy gooks I don't need friends I've been manipulating you since the start also I can something-something Keyblade no way I don't believe it the goofy we know is still in there oh yeah watch me remove the subtitle so nobody can understand Donald anymore [Music] thank you wait I mean Donald you see in the 10 seconds I was dead in Kingdom Hearts 2 xemnas came by and replaced my body with a digital dump [Music] hey thank you for watching kingdom hearts brings a lot of unexpected series together and you know who else does this video sponsor burb burb is an online streaming service with hundreds of shows to watch and that now includes classic Nicktoons like Rocko's Modern Life chalks own are you afraid of the dark and even all that which I watched religiously when I was little oh my gosh they have to play him on here too Wow not only that but they just picked up a bunch of other cool stuff like freakazoid and Thundercats so if you've been curious about their service now's the time to check it out and you can do that by clicking my link in the description below for a 30-day free trial also be sure to cast your vote for the next so this is basically video over on patreon this month's poll is closing this Monday so be sure to get your vote in now hey kid play in games on your phone this is a DS mmm what is that pokemon blue Pokemon Sun and Moon Wow they went to the moon huh please go away

Channel: JelloApocalypse

Views: 6,865,724

Keywords: Kingdom Hearts, Donald Duck, Mickey Moose, Mickey Mouse, Daisy, KH3, Organization 13, Organization XIII, Ansem, Xemnas, Axel, Kingdom Heart 3, Preview, Monsters Inc., Boss, Toy Story, Why is Goofy So Ugly, Goofy, How to, Beat, EX Boss, Roxas, Marluxia, JelloApocalpyse, Siv, Spectralfusion, 3DS, Game, Release Date, Nomura, Bad, Good, Favorite, Music, Theme, Kingdom Hearts 3 Theme, Explained

Id: OZ7IxXN9hm0

Length: 5min 6sec (306 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 14 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/grenadier42]

okay so the video was pretty good but then you hit kermit the frog and it's just absolutely 11/10

[u/Scientia_et_Fidem]

"The fanbase is always there with an explanation, it's just never satisfying!"

Hey! As a huge KH fan that statement ...

...

Sigh...

That statement has become incredibly accurate ever since BBS and DDD released. Man I don't like what those games did to the plot.

[u/Boss_Kowbel]

Oops, All Xehanort!

[u/ToastyMozart]

Sor(t)as and Kairecolors is some A+ group naming.

[u/dblackdrake]

Fucking Foyggoox

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[u/j2tronic]

Holy shit is this accurate,and sad...

[u/Dragonage2ftw]

That bit with evil Goofy was perfection. Everything about it. From the prelude with Kermit to the fact that they used Goofy’s “death as a plot point.

I actually kinda feel like Goofy’s death might be a plot point, tho.

[u/VeiledWaifu]

The only thing he's late it's that the fans already know how stupid the plot is, they don't need to play kh3 to realize that. Whatever will happen to KH3 story wise, it's gonna be nonsensical or something like that. Still super hyped about it though

[u/Scientia_et_Fidem]

HOLD THE PHONE. I just realized he snuck in an “Ok, I believe you” in the level up skill tree.

Is that a mother fucking JUST A PANCAKE REFERENCE?