♪ Do Some Crime! ♪ Persona 5 is a game about NASTY CRIME BOY, a boy of the NASTY CRIME VARIETY,
who's arrested for NOTHING. While on probation, he learns how
to stop other people from criming by jumping into their brains and politely
smacking them with his Crime Knife™. He forms a mysterious group of
phantom thieves known as the DO-CRIMERS whose crimest-do of all is managing to smuggle
a CAT with them everywhere they go. The Do-Crimers have two goals: First, correct injustice and get back
at those ROTTEN ADULTS, a phrase that does Not At All sound
WEIRD and UNNATURAL! and second, to tell absolutely everyone
that they are the Phantom Thieves. But any good heist needs a crack team of pros! And Nasty won't settle for anything less than the first 8 people who bumped into him. Infiltrate Palaces and hang out with your
crew IRL to strengthen your Personas! except don't, because you're not good enough for them! you STANKY. Raise those STANK STATS of yours so characters
are willing to sit next to you at the lunch table. But raising stats takes hard work, and Nasty Crime Boy only has the
energy to do two things a day! Mood. Ignore your Do-Criming and spend 50
nights sobbing into a hamburger bun hopin' that this burg' will finally be the one that
convinces Makoto you're sexy enough to not actually date. "Hey! Hey kid!" "Did you just eat a WHOLE HAMBURGER?" "HAH! Not bad..." "Here... take this GUN!" But whatever you do, spend your time wisely! Some friends unlock massive quality-of-life improvements that really have no business being optional! :) while others are TOTALLY WORTHLESS! You can also date Some or All of them! Nasty Crime Boy is pretty charming~ In fact, he's SO charismatic that whenever he falls in battle, the other party members will instantly die of sadness. If you wanna be ICKY, you can date multiple
girls at once without telling any of 'em! And if you REALLY want
Nasty to earn his namesake, one of 'em can be your surrogate little sister! BUT WAIT! You can go GROSSER! Have you ever wanted to be dom'd by a toddler? How about... two toddlers? Congratulations! Go directly to jail. "Can I date... a boy?" whwwhrhrhwWHAT?!? NO! That's WEIRD! Feel free to date this alcoholic adult, though. THAT'S totally fine. Stealth your way through the game's
awesome opening act, and then slip-slide through a series
of progressively lamer dungeons. JOKER:
whoaaAAAAAA— OOF! NIIJIMA:
You must've had some serious luck to avoid getting caught until now. NIIJIMA:
That means you must have had
the help of a LEPRECHAUN! NIIJIMA:
...Well? ...Am I right?! Persona 5 is so excited to share its story with you that
it spoils every mystery before they've even started! "HMMMMM! WHO COULD YOUR
NEXT TARGET BE, I WONDER?" "HmMMMmM!!!" it says, slapping you
across the face with the answer and winking as loudly as possible. AKECHI:
Heh, what? No, get out of here, Haru. We don't
have time to make YOU a character! AKECHI:
QUICK! Have the Do-Crimers question
their morally light-light-gray justice, AKECHI:
YET AGAIN!!!! TAKAMAKI:
Was it REALLY okay for us to change
the heart of Thomas Babyeater, TAKAMAKI:
the inventor of eating BABIES?" RYUJI:
For real... when you say it like that, I'm not so sure! RYUJI:
WHADDA YOU THINK? STUPID? MISHIMA:
Don't worry, guys! MISHIMA'S got this one! MISHIMA:
I can't keep leeching off of other people! MISHIMA:
It's time to show the world my TRUE SELF! MISHIMA:
COME! PERSONAAAAAAAAAAA! MISHIMA:
ghk- ack- rrrch—! MISHIMA:
can't get it off— trust me guys it's
gonna look really cool— ghhh— MISHIMA:
AAAAAAAAAH! PERSONA:
I am thou! THOU ART— PERSONA:
oh :( JOKER:
Welp! Mishima's dead! RYUJI:
For real?! Mishima! Are you okay?! RYUJI:
DID YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE THE PHANTOM THIEVES?!? JOKER:
Now where are we supposed to find another
Do-Crimer at this crime of night? We go in the Metaverse: we call them Palaces. To steal the core of their desires: their Treasure. And those whose Treasure has been
stolen have a change of heart. "We're gonna change the hearts
of all the bastards like you!" "Now is the time to rise against the Abyss of Distortion." "...Trickster." Thank you so much for watching, and a HUGE
thank you to Atlus for sponsoring this video! You can pick up Persona 5 Royal RIGHT NOW
by using the links in the description below, you can get a hard copy or get a digital download right now and play it during quarantine, kill some time, Persona 5 is an awesome game; if you need convincing,
I wanted to play it for like maybe 3 hours again? to refresh my memory before making this video, ...and I ended up playing it for 30 hours instead. Oops! Also, be sure to check out the outtakes and deleted scenes
that didn't quite make it into the final cut of the video; those are over on Patreon and you
can check them out right now. ♪ (cheerful jingle) ♪
