So This is Basically Fire Emblem

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Fire Emblem is a tactical RPG that's secretly a dating simulator! Use spells, steel, and strategy to level-up your army and then restart over and over when your favorite squisherbee keeps dying. No, you're not going to switch to CASUAL MODE classic is more FUN, MOM Travel to the far-off continent of... Tunnngdrull, where the evil emperor Malbad is encroaching on the lands of GoodGaia! While it seems like his goal is conquest, secretly he wants to ressurect and/or is possessed by an ancient evil dragon. You play a blue-haired Lord or magical albino with the personality of a plastic cup. Fight through the early maps where a bunch of bald, ugly, untoothed bandits teach you that killing is okay, as long as it's gross people. (powerful jump sound) (shing!) (death cry) When your units die, they're gone forever! So you'll need to use patience, cunning, and time-travel to guide your army to victory! Memorize key game mechanics like the weapon triangle. They got swords, lances, and the bad one! Assemble your ragtag group of friends and kidnapping victims and watch as your posse grows into an army! Including, but not limited to: OLD MAN: DO YOU NEED THE OLD MAN?!? Be sure to keep an eye on the enemy forces! You never know which pretty anime boy you'll be able to recruit out of the crowd of rock monsters! PSYCHOPATH: I'm the LITERAL MURDERER who just joined your company! PSYCHOPATH: I sleep in your tent ;) LORD: What?! No! Go to jail! PSYCHOPATH: What, don't you wanna see my supports? PSYCHOPATH: I was WAYYY more f*cked up in the Japanese version! Now that you've assembled all those people who have left their friends and families to die for your cause, it's time to use [none of them]. Drag your favorite ten units out to the battlefield while the others all wait on the sidelines and twiddle their thumbs while they wonder how that war they signed up for is going :> FAT VAIKE: So, uhhh... FAT VAIKE: You... come here often? PEGASUS KNIGHT: IIII've never NOT been here. :) FAT VAIKE: Me neither... (incredibly awkward laughing) UH-OH! Looks like it's time for supports! ;) Discover the deep and intricate characters that make up your army through optional and often easy-to-miss support conversations! Spend hours slappin' all your units together for 600 turns around an empty throne to see if they like each other or not! OLD MAN: Blow on my face to increase my affinity! ;))) Now that your army's all buffed and strong, it's time to face the evil emperor and his four generals: the fun, crazy one, the boring one, the one that dies offscreen, and the noble one. LORD: Yaaaay! ^_^ LORD: Aw, what the heck is that?! LORD: Two or three more level-ups like that and I'm useless forever! :( (Evil laughter) (KAME-HAME-HA) Thank you all for watching! You know, Fire Emblem characters get stronger when they're supported, and so do the rest of us! It's mental health awareness month, and if you're going through a rough time dealing with depression, loss, or feel like you need some support yourself, please DONT check out this video's sponsor, BetterHelp. DO NOT USE THIS SERVICE IT'S COME TO OUR ATTENTION LONG AFTER THIS VIDEO'S PUBLICATION THESE ARE BAD You can also check out our Patreon page where you can cast your vote for the next So This Is Basically video right now! This month's poll is up for three more days, so go cast your vote and leave a comment below letting us know what videos you'd like to see in the future. ♪ (the typical tunes) ♪

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Channel: JelloApocalypse

Views: 7,365,115

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Keywords: Fire Emblem, Lord, Shadows of Valentia, Echoes, Switch, Fates, Awakening, Path of Radiance, Radiant Dawn, Tellius, Ike, Mage, Cute, Best, Character, Confession, Confessions, Supports, Vizier, Camus, TJ Bertino, JelloApocalypse, Funny, Parody, Vote

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Length: 6min 14sec (374 seconds)

Published: Fri May 25 2018