So This is Basically Pokemon

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​​​ ​Welcome to the wonderful world of Pokémon in the​ ​​ ​​ ​new games, Pokémon Ketchup and Mustard!! ​​​ ​I'm Professor Tree, and I'm gonna ask you what your gender is.​ ​​ ​​​ ​You're finally 10, and that means it's time to go off on a​ ​​ ​​ ​nationwide journey to fight gang members and monsters!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Now that you got your twig with eyeballs​ ​​ ​​ ​by your side, it's totally safe!​ ​​ ​​​ ​But watch out— along the way you're gonna have​ ​​ ​​ ​to deal with the villainous TEAM PANTS.​ ​​ ​​​ ​But first, you need to know how to catch a Pokémon!​ ​​ ​​​ ​no you can't skip this tutorial​ ​​ ​​​ ​And if you catch ALL the Pokémon and put 'em​ ​​ ​​ ​in this... Poké-brick, you get a digital certificate!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Wow, look at that! That's... not even​ ​​ ​​ ​a real reward in-universe!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Get a badge from all the gyms! There's a​ ​​ ​​ ​gym for every Pokémon type​ ​​ ​​​ ​except dark.​ ​​ ​​​ ​Sound too difficult? Use the EXP Share to​ ​​ ​​ ​CHEAT your way through the game!​ ​​ ​​​ ​It's understandable! Pokémon's really hard.​ ​​ ​​​ ​The strategy's really complex! There's​ ​​ ​​ ​type matchups, and that's it.​ ​​ ​​​ ​Here are some Professor Pointers™ to help you​ ​​ ​​ ​remember what's super-effective against what!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Grass absorbs Water.​ ​​ ​​​ ​If you hit a bird with a brick,,​ ​​ ​​ ​it'll stop moving​ ​​ ​​​ ​a...fraid of the dark?​ ​​ ​​​ ​punch it!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Shoutouts to the best Pokémon,​ ​​ ​​​ ​Qwilfish​ ​​ ​​​ ​Keepin' it real since 2001 B)​ ​​ ​​​ ​Experience the wonder of boundless​ ​​ ​​ ​childlike adventure, with no limitations!​ ​​ ​​​ ​(LOUD GASP)​ ​​ ​​​ ​You don't have the right move to get past THAT!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Oh well! I guess you'll just have to FLY back​ ​​ ​​ ​to town and change your party member!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Every once and a while, the game takes a break from brutal​ ​​ ​​ ​dogfights to remind you that Pokémon is about friendship. <3​ ​​ ​​​ ​"Oh. This one doesn't have the nature I was looking for."​ ​​ ​​​ ​"Don't worry! You can be a breeding slave."​ ​​ ​​​ ​You can always tell who the bad guy in these​ ​​ ​​ ​games is gonna be, 'cause he sounds like this:​ ​​ ​​​ ​"HEM-HANDED PHILOSOPHY!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​"HWHOAAA! SOMEONE SPILLED KETCHUP ON MY PANTS!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​"NOW, I'M GOING TO USE [this game's legendary Pokémon]​ ​​ ​​ ​TO DESTROY ALL [love]."​ ​​ ​​​ ​"GO, MEGA SCRAFTY!!!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​Is that writing too tactful for you? Well, don't worry,​ ​​ ​​ ​'cause Pokémon has backstory now!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Once upon a time, a 9-foot-tall king from 3,000 years​ ​​ ​​ ​ago used a war machine to rip the universe apart​ ​​ ​​​ ​so there were... multiple universes...​ ​​ ​​ ​and the meteor went to... ours... and...​ ​​ ​​​ ​I just wanna catch a bulbasaur man T-T​ ​​ ​​​ ​Shoutouts to the best Pokémon,​ ​​ ​​​ ​Probopass​ ​​ ​​​ ​Keepin' it real......... 1999 B)))​ ​​ ​​​ ​And if you hate having fun, you can spend​ ​​ ​​ ​9 hours looking for the specific Pokémon​ ​​ ​​​ ​ with the right EVs and IVs and​ ​​ ​​ ​Eevees to use in competitive!​ ​​ ​​​ ​And since you clearly like wasting time, once you beat the​ ​​ ​​ ​game, be sure to hop onboard the Battle Funicular​ ​​ ​​​ ​and try your hand at DIAGONAL BATTLES!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Gotta get good so you can beat all the both NPCs that know it!​ ​​ ​​​ ​And don't forget the rewards:​ ​​ ​​​ ​Hooray! ...a Dire Hit!​ ​​ ​​​ ​yaaaaaaaaaay​ ​​ ​​​ ​And then in a few months, be sure to pick up Pokémon​ ​​ ​​ ​Horseradish, the slightly enhanced version​ ​​ ​​​ ​with 500 new roaming legendaries!​ ​​ ​​​ ​You gotta buy it! 'cause this version has ALL the Pokémon in it!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Yo shoutouts to the best Pokémon,​ ​​ ​​​ ​Alololom...mololamo​ ​​ ​​​ ​Keepin' it real,,,,​ ​​ ​​​ ​1963 B))))))))​ ​​ ​​​ ​ahaha it's so dumb​ ​​ ​​​ ​"GO, ADMIN CORDUROY!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​"GO, ADMIN CHAPSSS!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​"THEY MADE FUN OF MY JORTS, BUT WHO'S​ ​​ ​​ ​LAUGHING NOW? AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​"JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER, WE SHALL CREATE A​ ​​ ​​ ​WORLD THAT IS COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"​ ​​ ​​​ ​Thank you guys so much for watching! If you'd like to support​ ​​ ​​ ​the show, then please check out audible.com.​ ​​ ​​​ ​Audible has an unmatched selection of audiobooks,​ ​​ ​​ ​original audio shows, news, comedy, and more.​ ​​ ​​​ ​And if you use my link at audible.com/Jello, you can get a free audiobook of your choice, right now,​ ​​ ​​​ ​AND you get to KEEP that audiobook after the trail ends,​ ​​ ​​​ ​even if you don't continue the service. That is a good deal.​ ​​ ​​​ ​In honor of SPOOKY MONTH, I'm gonna recommend a book about​ ​​ ​​ ​one of the best horror-ish films of all time, Young Frankenstein:​ ​​ ​​​ ​A Mel Brooks Book: The Story and Making of the Film!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Written and narrated by— you guessed it— Mel Brooks!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Pick up that book or any other book of your​ ​​ ​​ ​choice absolutely free by using this link.​ ​​ ​​​ ​I'd really appreciate it. Thanks!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Here's a few more Professor Pointers™ to help you​ ​​ ​​ ​remember type matchups using common logic!​ ​​ ​​​ ​It's really hard to punch a bird!​ ​​ ​​​ ​You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you.​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ice gets in cracks and does that thing​ ​​ ​​ ​where it breaks the ground, but,​ ​​ ​​​ ​not rocks, which are strong against ice,​ ​​ ​​​ ​despite, coming, out of, the ground :/​ ​​ ​​​ ​Can't get your computer to work?​ ​​ ​​​ ​Punch it!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Got the wrong flavor of ice cream?​ ​​ ​​​ ​Punch it!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Can't get your boss to give you that raise?​ ​​ ​​​ ​Punch it!​ ​​ ​​​ ​And if you're fighting a shadow Pokémon,​ ​​ ​​​ ​you should turn the game off, and... play a better one.​ ​​
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Channel: JelloApocalypse
Views: 10,737,716
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Keywords: Pokemon, Parody, Funny, Sun, Moon, Sun and Moon, Announcement, Team Skull, Lysander, Battle, Guzma, Admin, Team Pants, Dane Georges, Pikachu, Alolan, Alola, Dugtrio, New, Spoof, So This is Basically, So, This, Is, Basically, JelloApocalypse, Brendan Blaber, Welcome To
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Length: 4min 44sec (284 seconds)
Published: Fri Oct 21 2016
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