So This is Basically Gravity Falls

gravity falls is about marbles and her twin brother dipstick they go up to gravity falls oregon for a fun summer of chicanery with their uncle martin mystery dipstick is convinced there are monsters but uncle mystery's like nah then he finds a spooker wooker through that tells them all about the monsters meanwhile marbles falls in love with every boy she meets unfortunately one of them is an evil mcwinster named gilderoy lockhart a magical liar with a ridiculous haircut and stan's greatest rival he wants the mystery shack for himself because he thinks in other journals on the property there are three journals and whoever has them all has them all ooh the race is on dipper wants to figure out who wrote the journals maybe it was dr seuss along the way they fight monsters such as evil gnomes evil golf balls parental abandonment strong bad meanwhile grunkle mystery teaches us lessons about fraud and tax evasion after the 20th marvel's crush of the week episode they thought man let's not leave dipstick out of this hot action so they made wendy i guess they call them the pines twins because they're always pining after the someone actually start to use her for a bit in season two before realizing oh no she's too competent better put her back in her box that's all well and good until razzle dazzle dorito comes to town he's got crazy powers but also doesn't and needs to take over bodies to do anything that's why he has to make deals with humans why would you make a deal with him he has terrible reviews on yelp so many mysteries the fanbase is obsessed with them did you know that every color scheme is secretly a hexadecimal code that leads to bill cipher's cookie jar did you know that half the cast is voiced by soos oops the biggest twist is that it's a children's show and you're all crazy marvel as the writers take the best character and gradually make her the worst character by having her learn no lessons for 40 episodes then watch as marbles makes dipstick give up everything so she can have summer free time and boys over and over again and she's just totally selfish all the time and they bring it up in universe and it just never gets resolved like literally the devil calls her out on it and gravity falls is the best western cartoon to come out this decade featuring wonderful writing morals visuals and historian cast that touched our hearts seriously those mabel just gonna get away with all that hey guys thank you so much for watching now i know what you're thinking gravity falls is over what do i do what is left what show could possibly fill that void well why not find some new shows with this episode's sponsor crunchyroll crunchyroll is an anime streaming service hundreds of episodes all hd all professionally subtitled and you know what you can get that right now for free for 30 days by entering this code 30 days of free anime with no ads right now i recommend checking out jojo's bizarre adventure it's about a bunch of people with nonsense superpowers fighting vampires and not to give anything away but we might be doing an episode on it in the future so study up thanks

Channel: JelloApocalypse

Views: 12,298,427

Keywords: Gravity Falls, Parody, Cartoon, Funny, Alex Hirsch, Dipper, Mabel, Pines, Stan, Ford, Stanley, Stanford, Grunkle, Gruncle, Toby Determined, The Razz Dazzler, Razzle Dazzle Dorito, Bill Cipher, Secrets, Spoilers, No Spoilers, Author, Book, Hidden, Journal, Gideon, Seriously stop shipping Dipper and Mabel it's really gross, Gravity, Falls, Mystery Shack

Id: tww2PhIJuB4

Length: 3min 7sec (187 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 24 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Mario64fan]

The biggest twist is that its a children's show and your all crazy

God Damn this is hilarious.

[u/two-to-the-half]

[Mabel] has the writers take the best character, and gradually make her the worst character.

Oh boy.

^{The entire thing's still funny, though.}

[u/Toastrz]

Scathing, yet completely true. Hopefully the majority of the fanbase sees it the same way and doesn't attack a genuinely funny video.

[u/hellgal]

Razzle Dazzle Dorito is what I'm calling Bill from now on.

[u/EhhSpoofy]

"Haha this video was really funny, I'll discuss it on Reddit!"

sees all the Mabel fans and Mabel haters fighting

slowly backs away

[u/Flamma_Man]

Yes! Mabel doesn't develop at all as a character! It's why the episode with Love God is the worst episode in the series. Great opportunity to show her development as a character and instead they use it to tell a dumb joke.

And like the video says, she gets everything she wants while Dipper has to give everything up for her. It's ridiculous.

Just...ugh.

[u/Waddles-inc]

I love the idea of waddles being the author of the journals.

[u/Sonicyay2]

/u/Spidey10 gonna be pissed

[u/MagnusAvis]

Not the biggest Mabel fan in the world, but I feel like the "Mabel gets no development" thing was overexaggerated. Her biggest follies were obsession with boys and desperate desire to stay a kid forever - she overcomes both at the end. Also It's not like Dipper didn't regress in his character development a couple of times. How many times did he try to impress the wrong crowd or go too far in his pursuit of knowledge, then realize that it's a bad idea, but do it again a couple of episodes later?

Also, "Boo, Mabel's selfish!" and "Wendy is The Strong Female Character™, and should've saved the day in every episode!" arguments get mentioned, but "Boo, Ford is selfish!" and "The ending was unsatisfactory!" don't? For shame, JelloApocalypse! If you wanna start a flame war in the comments, do it properly.