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um hello welcome to map title here thank you for choosing to participate in this social experiment i owe npc name here and my goal is to guide you through four chambers think shoot and live please follow me door lobby that order i'm supposed to die in the first three right be aware that you may find some visual gameplay experiences overwhelming okay this is all part of this social experiment to begin choosing one of those three available chambers okay cool cheap portal it's not cheap portal what are you on about nothing cheap about this no cheapness involved look at that facial animation you call that cheap uh let's start with the run let's run before we can walk let me protect you thank you she likes my choice you're supposed to walk before you run yeah i've run before i walk cause i ain't no [ __ ] ass baby what what are we doing run oh yeah we're running good choice in this section you will be required to run no really running now wait what what oh [ __ ] [ __ ] in previous iterations of this experiment you would be left to run for a few minutes without any gameplay [Music] this time let's make this fun here's a reason for you to keep moving wait what now it's a race for survival actually i'm supposed to make you run against someone else unfortunately i don't have a someone for you to run against since we don't support multiplayer yet but i have this i don't have any friends to play with anyway what do you have what what do you have what oh that say hello dude against you okay whoop what hey wow what a tough opponent okay right cool good let's go back there we go let's not think too much about the tragic loss of npc name two so it is budget portal yeah you might be right with that assumption how are you still alive because i ran okay choose one of the two remaining chambers two remaining chambers oh we're not even allowed to choose live yet oh okay oh nothing sucks about that huh okay which one do you think i should do first think then shoot or shoot then think i think i'm going to shoot then think because you shoot first and then ask questions later that's how you do that's how you operate solid life advice you can play the segments out of order oh yeah oh they are out of water oh damn sorry this is just how i operate never forget mpc2 no forget him just remember me running like a champ really we should hire this up oh um should i be worried about the skeletons this is the most obvious segment it's about shooting or more specifically killing enemies oh good enemies oh they're not they're not skeletons well they are they're enemy skeletons hell yeah interpret that as you wish interpret that as you wish i will okay um which one do i want to shoot first which one um don't like how he's looking at me unfortunately this shoot experiment doesn't actually involve fire wait what huh don't get creative no use one of these perhaps i'm not a creative person i'll use the props to kill enemies okay i do like this sort of creativity actually this is my type of creativity what the [ __ ] what ah okay uh not much of a selection here uh oh okay i like the watermelon also i saw a gnome i can see a gnome give me that one no are you bastard you're not gonna let me okay no i'm just gonna stay in there right i want the watermelon watermelon yeah yeah yeah oh hey i did it do you like that i did good i picked the watermelon because it's big and green although green is not a creative color [ __ ] um oh don't worry i'll do it with the gnome no means no miss creative ha ha yeah bleach yeah make you bone white huh huh am i doing good i think i'm doing good i like it she's like a she's like an elementary school teacher he's constantly happy with what you're doing this is the sort of positive reinforcement my childlike brain craves okay gotta do a big throw for this last one he's very high how do i reach dang hey i'm having some i'm having issues he's very high okay really this is is this even possible how do i false oh wait wait wait wait wait i gotta use the momentum i've got to use the throw momentum gotta use valve's janky physics [ __ ] yeah okay yeah this is fun it was uh it was fun at the start and then it turned into a bit of a noggin scratcher you know when i start using my brain it's it's no longer that fun it hurts it's not used to being used paid to play video games not think although talking of thinking okay last chamber before the live section go on i'll wait uh it's gonna be rough here we go he's screwed oh come on have a bit of faith in me i can think when i want to i just don't want to do it much it's not something i enjoy this is the think section on other segments you are just passive to me okay here you will have to solve the puzzle by yourself oh no can i get a hint or two little heads up and what's going on please i'll quietly slip your 20 no one will even notice um oh oh it's a physics puzzle yeah i got this i can do this wait this is not supposed to be a physics puzzle please refrain yourself wait what oh no come on come on no um oh okay no physics puzzle but a battery puzzle i can also do this this is a proper puzzle oh yeah in fact almost every popular mod has this at one point or another you can have a physique valve or a battery doesn't count wait what was that swedish guy saying oh no no battery no physics puzzle no find the battery puzzle no find the valve puzzle what can i show you then to make you think um i don't know and i'm not gonna brainstorm because that's thinking and that would that would technically be the puzzle right whoa okay huh what in the [ __ ] even is that oh no now you missed the seesaw puzzle don't you yes i was about to say can we bring back the battery puzzle i like to find the batteries thing let's go this little game of hide and seek [ __ ] she stole my joke from me that's what i was gonna say i wonder what you are thinking right now exactly what you were thinking god damn it whoa what oh no i'm already confused oh maybe this puzzle should have been reworked yes yeah i want i'm sure hindsight's 20 20 but that doesn't help me right now what is that maybe i should have given you instructions yeah one or two would have been helpful i'll figure it out though that what i was supposed to do maybe the buttons could not be that close to each other yes this would be very helpful if i was currently designing this puzzle but as i am playing it your comments are just mildly annoying to be honest no i'm stubborn i won't do that i'm nothing if not persistent just maybe you have already broken the puzzle but you don't know yet somebody who's played so many half-life maps everything this woman is saying is so on point i have experienced all of this stuck is that button working then you reload like six times to figure it out they're like did i break this did i [ __ ] this up and then and then chat informs you that no no you didn't you're just an idiot you know you can always check discord for a solution no i checked twitch chat how i troubleshoot okay could you give me like a minor hit i know i'm not self-aware but this is just too frustrating to watch oh come on [ __ ] you i already have enough people saying that god damn it this is like a [ __ ] in-game twitch chat maybe i should just give you the answer yes please love god do it i'd so much rather get the answer from you than twitch chat [ __ ] the twitch chat the game gives me the answer it's fine um maybe i just opened the airlock back to the lobby but you don't know yet [Music] not gonna do it that's [ __ ] she's lying she's lying she's lying she's lying she's lying let me do it haven't you already tried that yet do you need some help [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you are twitch chat this isn't okay i don't need someone in the game actively calling me an idiot as well i already [ __ ] have enough people doing that i'm not a portal ripoff or there would be some neurotoxin waiting for you this one is nothing if not self-aware okay i'm out of ideas for nagging i'll just start again no don't okay great well now we have to take it seriously [Music] you're supposed to make all the things reach out i thought you had to put them all in they make them all reach out and that's not difficult i thought i had to stop them all oh god damn it ain't not well i'm gonna go check the airlock [ __ ] it no she didn't she lied [ __ ] [ __ ] you need some help yes yes but not from twitch chat they're [ __ ] [Music] [Music] feeling smart already no no you know what i'm not twitch chat has completely destroyed any illusion of me being anything more than a slightly more evolved talking monkey someone dispense a treat for the monkey [ __ ] you i will take your cookie though i would like a cookie or some sort of toffee or fudge please [ __ ] you though you have a shirt but yeah i like [ __ ] okay there we go nailed it record time bam now let's go on to live yeah yeah here we go let's live a little doing this live huh huh hilarious she's not saying anything hello oh nice 360. you don't have to say [ __ ] rad moves like that the downsides of watching streams i can't skip past the parts with jolly [ __ ] up for 10 minutes hey hey hey it's all part of the experience oh whoa okay watch it go dog in this room you will fight the final battle um this time there are no restrictions not sure this is ethical as a bonus here is a vehicle for you in case it's useful in a battle um oh good luck yeah yeah i'll need it okay here we go what exactly am i fighting uh excuse me how okay how am i supposed to take this down with a [ __ ] car wait no okay how wait what do i do oh wait okay scratch that i think i found what i have to do oh he's going to destroy them for me hell yeah oh hell yeah here we [ __ ] go here we [ __ ] go hey [ __ ] bye [ __ ] what yes victory for me i think oh what huh uh rubble lady good thing big fatty proud of me lady yeah so did you have fun yeah make sure to enjoy your ride into the sunset oh uh this is a proper ending i'll now return you back to the menu okay yeah the sunset jpeg is having some issues thank you for taking part in this social experiment no problem you know about the results in discord thanks it's an actual social experiment if i wasn't such an anti-social idiot i may have learned something from that

Channel: A Jolly Wangcore

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Id: HCiviSqya28

Length: 14min 56sec (896 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 20 2020