So I Installed "Jolly's hardcore mod"...

it's the first mod somebody's made about me from what I can tell it's pretty much just a [ __ ] post so on I'm not exactly enthusiastic [Music] geli sarcoma save often thanks little minder you know what ain't even mad you're right alright then I guess explodes no I thought for sure it touch it all this is gonna blow me out right behind us and explode okay or not well that's unexpected thought this would kill oh oh no no no no I couldn't resist the [ __ ] lever it was big and red and I pressed it [ __ ] where is this actually had some effort put into it I feel like it has had at least some effort put into it which worries me also I could just leave really what I have to find a key or some sort of it'll leave but no I just walk out it seems far too easy this reminds me of the very hard mod but without any of the difficulty I think I have to break it up wait probably use the pickaxe right pickaxe will do it oh well well I knew that was gonna happen there we go [ __ ] yeah go me I am a [ __ ] genius see it coming a mile away definitely wasn't trying to pick up the pickaxe and break the lock no way mates maybe maybe open the gate with the pliers well you know just well there's a reason I couldn't unlock that gate and that's because I hadn't explored the rest of the level parade so caught up on that one I should have I should have seen that coming I should have seen that coming after the falling floor why didn't I see that coming of course they're gonna steal the rest of the stuff from the very hard mob god damn it my goodness hey jolly good to see you're back in good health yeah I'm in good health right now probably won't be by the end of this mod there we go fantastic good nice good memories good memories I had a good time at that moment know who's having a bad time oh you're having a bad time wait how are you on fire in water that doesn't seem right they feel like there was a rather simple solution to your problem there we go gotcha oh and they got half of it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] five deaths what how they died five times I can't have died five times now there has to be for the pit the button squished Aikau squished twice wasn't a year that is five old god at least they wanna dance though okay I was gonna say at least they weren't embarrassing deaths but that's just straight up a lot alright how the [ __ ] am I supposed to do this more explosions I guess do these six death coming right up yeah and not likely waiting to come back and the gnomes just gone he's just not there anymore one thing I've learnt it's never trust the gnome set it on fire cuckoo cuckoo throat gotcha I like this you don't see half-life physics doing this much oh hey yo that's very handy actually mmm candy hey you don't die I will attempt to their promises break the lock with the crowbar you don't say come on guys I figured out the thing with the thing I can figure out how to break a lock with a giggle although I will admit I have a memory of a [ __ ] goldfish apparently goldfish have memories better than you that's not true I've known many goldfish the dumb [ __ ] a boat so am I so you know you might be right that's offensive to goldfish did it good goldfish do that huh huh no he couldn't [ __ ] you ain't no goldfish I'm a clever man I will [ __ ] fight a goldfish to prove I'm smarter if I have to I can see a little bit of ripple it's just rusty okay expecting it to come down on my head oh okay okay we were all good we're good we're all good we're all good false alarm and we're in a new location now right where does all three vents radio hmm I have a plan I have a dastardly plan this will stop any [ __ ] happening to me because if anything oh that's handy I'm good right well I think my plan worked but I'm not sure I might have just pushed me out no matter what okay no more barrel I need no bitch-ass Bauer we are confident in our decision-making yes oh wait I'm good okay lots of stuff to catch on fire here are you [ __ ] dumb that's not fair that why would breaking a crate create a spark that's just not on oh [ __ ] it we're going in this one instead this one seems much okay this one also breaks away no we're not going in this one I may belong in the trash but we have the important business to do okay don't break anything touch it oh come on the good thing about the name of this Mont jellies hardcore mode is that anybody can play it and just think somebody named jelly made it and think he's a [ __ ] sadistic [ __ ] antia [ __ ] [ __ ] bastard [ __ ] [ __ ] gang game crashed hmm he's done this very wisely because if I break any of these barrels it crashes the game there's no way to do this without doing it properly it's a big brain move jelly is a wise man just not particularly smart oh really you're gonna play the new half-life now I might give it a Miss you know it's only been 15 years they've really released them far too quickly and god [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is absolutely [ __ ] impossible because as soon as I move I'm gonna touch something and send it on fire except I didn't somehow and now we can just cheap big brain move big [ __ ] brain move jelly you're so dumb you're so bad at video games [ __ ] I'm just clumsy [ __ ] right off that [ __ ] like I ran off with this [ __ ] as well god damn it I just have heated game on moments I'm this is suspicious this is suspicious I just walked confidently into this room and now I feel like I've walked straight into a trap I don't like these barrels smell it's making me paranoid [Music] Wow very sturdy door that's a good quality door let me survive and you survived I wow you guys were lucky I can totally get through there right I can totally yes hold it see that for a million miles away but you're being so smart that's I was so calm that was perfect I just got an inner rhythm and you are I was going and you what I was doing and then BAM back with the [ __ ] walls always with the floors the walls okay this is interesting okay well this isn't much better Shh I think Bo's is supposed to be spinning Johnny is a smart way don't patronize me I know what I am okay how in the ever-loving [ __ ] do you do this newspaper newspaper is that always the solution this is a newspaper time this is a newspaper nope no course not let's play a different month this is literally cold jelly's mod if I don't complete it I look like a huge coward okay this ain't gonna work I'm still oh okay well that for some reason I spent so that all that time try to get through that and then I just brute force it I'll just brute force this eventually it will let me for right oh come on come on that's a hole that I can fit through [ __ ] god damn it I don't get to say that very often until age of a seven year old what the [ __ ] you wanna bail I am very mature for my age I make only the finest dick jokes on this stream thank you very much okay it's blocked I can do it I can do it I can yes yes yes yes yes yes just I didn't look oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] off leaving this room now this is a silly room for silly people [ __ ] is this [ __ ] is back here oh you're [ __ ] kidding me no I wish you could see my face right now I wondered why that section seemed a bit [ __ ] Wow okay brute forced it like a [ __ ] champ good great I did it I successfully wasted everybody's time oh oh [ __ ] really okay fight time Oh No hello he's friendly he is my friend made treating Cass spoke too soon spoke too soon I'm just gonna shoot him until you guys did it [ __ ] yeah gore me oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] noir nope nope no no no no no no no no I'm out I'm [ __ ] I didn't say oh okay okay yes you're here now good yes come over here stupid ass [ __ ] I literally couldn't kill you if I wanted to so well scratch that actually maybe I could and you Rea I broke [ __ ] yes go me I am the victor out of the way corpses even when like I did suck [ __ ] to be you Oh [Music] I lived but I have for health so I'm just gonna myself is tribute embrace me [Music] okay this is stupid this is stupid I hate it oh that went very well I meant to do that cool good did it [ __ ] yeah go me oh hello combine just lock me in here I have the bug balls I'm up this isn't a problem for me the opposite oh so those in the hole in the hole right there are so many turrets I have a plan Thank You HEV suit really helpful it's just exactly what I want okay that plan sucks to kill the combine soldiers shoot at them in too late time that makes so much sense you know I just didn't think about that before holy [ __ ] how could I be so dumb of course cause that's what you do thank you so much dude it just works so well you know just cause the combine races let the internet do their work I'm trying to kill them not for some off Twitter okay we're done here we're done getting long enough save the damn game I saved multiple times oh come on I know the mods built to [ __ ] me right like that is its whole entire purpose but this doesn't seem particularly fair okay new plan solve this problem with bugs they can fix my mess let them deal with it oh don't let them deal with it place the turrets at the tarts don't work none of these turret placements actually work anymore right because I've knocked them over or destroyed them oh my god they were wow you're actually right they do work [ __ ] christ and dumb sorry that is my fault I okay but they kind of don't work because my antlions [ __ ] hate them okay I have a choice between outlines and turrets and my decision is turrets so outlines if you could just [ __ ] off that'd be nice three amigos right there they should do it perfect they could send my shoes for me cuz I'm a Z very carefully very carefully oh no trace up goddamn traitors [ __ ] off okay while they're doing that I'm gonna get hit [Music] I'm beginning to think this wasn't my best idea oh hey it's a health up that no no no no that you Wayne with the Batman you don't name with me and the good map no no no no no no you guys you guys no don't do it doc such a simple one could be so [ __ ] irritating oh my god slow process four processes how defense swards right look I'm go these guys are so confused they have no idea what to do except for that dude who's now dead okay so I think we're in the clay the tarts followed by the ant lions have cleared them out nope nope I okay spoke too soon getting rid of the tarts is a bit premature but I'm just gonna jump jump jump run and gasps good oh there are a lot of you left god [ __ ] damn it straight up not having a good time James it give me a [ __ ] aneurysm not only gonna die in the game I'm gonna die in real life as well okay back back to the tarts starts up oh my god it's like I'm a 70 year old man without Viagra it just get it yes there we go good thank you bad tart bad friend not foe [ __ ] sake yes go in my baby go look at him he's standing right there but no instead you choose to shoot me this is stupidest [ __ ] this mod bugging you I just yeah yes it is yeah yeah yeah all right all right we're gonna create a drawer [Music] this is [ __ ] made the [ __ ] door that won't there's no way this takes out all of them it's gonna fall down the hole or it's gonna work absolutely perfectly because I said it wouldn't work so therefore it does work because that's how this game works here's what I say and then does the exact opposite of okay so [ __ ] all of this I'm just gonna [ __ ] run through it I cannot be [ __ ] anymore I cannot be [ __ ] [Music] this isn't nice this isn't good as more there's always more it never ends half life is a hell that I cannot escape you know what we're just gonna be this is our new home now it's nice in here it's safe it's safe from the dangers of the world outside it's padded it's nice I like it can't hurt myself in here I can't accidentally kill myself with a grenade I am too safe this is where I belong them and stay here and talk to you guys I think I'm done they come recovered done might I'm feeling slightly better I think I can it's not safe it's not safe I like it in here I like I'm staying in here more subs donate to stuff it's nice being alive for once I've lived for a grand total of two minutes I'm so happy you got this you got this they can't hurt you can't hurt it's just a game okay you've got this godless no yes I missed your streams like you currently miss your sanity I miss my sanity - I miss my Sally - look at that one just look how many bullet holes there are the inaccuracy of these turrets is astounding I probably should and probably a psychologist or psychiatrist or anything the person who will give me the drugs and me feel better about myself our problem is it's all the chocolate Fox right above me so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pick these tarts out and standing up nope that's the exact opposite of what I want to do but thank you video em thank you I'm running I'm running jump run jump jump in amigo if we go right into his [ __ ] shotgun barrel use your bowls of energy oh yeah okay [ __ ] did you just tell me to watch out for my own grenade that is [ __ ] insulting I know I'm not the best with grenades but god damn it how I managed to do that is [ __ ] beyond belief only me if you have any proof that the universe is in fact against me there it was I did it no I didn't don't speak too soon never speak too soon never say I did it never say that was a good plan never admit success because it undoubtedly will bite you in the ass jelly okay you know all the health we've got all the everything now we're on to the next room of [ __ ] enemies okay not I'm skillet about this one hey at least I got an easy way to dispose the bodies right going straight back to where they came from oh this is I [ __ ] hate this Claire OH scratch my nose I got I go a bit too afraid though okay well where you did it was it bit anticlimactic honestly didn't feel like we were really achieving anything there it's just probably part of the design now that I think about it which is good you know did I say good I meant absolutely god damn [ __ ] awful anyway on to the next one oh no spark to learn also did oh my god oh my holy Oh this is stupid this this is hunt down the Fremen levels of stupid how many [ __ ] headcrab zombies do you want to put in a single word where's the lift why is the lift take you so long this is stupid I hate this lift it suck dick is well-established in video games okay just need to get rid of those little black guys I I mean little poisonous headcrabs no nor I was so close I was happy for Hoffa it crashed that counts as me completing it right right no it doesn't oh okay I did a pretty good job there ah the video game was listening to me it heard I did a good job and where's now [ __ ] that [ __ ] that send poison headcrabs right in his head yes this is it this is the [ __ ] strap right here right my words for me oh I just had to try and help them I just had to try and help them well at least I saved I'm not completely brain dead yet the night is still young I'm Scott 8 min 5 Boop [ __ ] my life my room gets fire a world so lifts here yet no it's still coming it's a [ __ ] real long lift what's the bet the lift takes me up about a meter the next floor like if even that it's there it's there get in it oh it is ok well we're not really in a rush anymore [ __ ] you zombies I am done with your [ __ ] Oh defeat was snatched from the jaws of victory don't know why I expected anything else [Music] [ __ ] it in lift lives here nor [ __ ] speech nor York I knew it I [ __ ] coded ten feet a [ __ ] floor just a runoff yeah you know what we're running off the edge in protest [ __ ] protest this stupid [ __ ] of course it's a [ __ ] ten foot lift Oh secret level bring it home [Music] console command time because [ __ ] that [ __ ] you know what I can do I can spawn an arm yes let me in there we go did the thing let me in let me in let me in - no it's the same no no I I slave to get here now the cat stays through my life so [ __ ] it you know how we're gonna fix this we just got a [ __ ] noclip [ __ ] you oh hey defeat the gnome oh oh oh okay radio pop the gnome I'm worried about at this point to be honest and the home is really the last of my concerns and hope seems to be chilling in the middle although that's usually how he does with his smug [ __ ] face I [ __ ] her so much [ __ ] going on right now why would you attack me [ __ ] off of this dumb battle how would I hit him how do I hit him oh [ __ ] right off the line all the combined have won this battle yeah you know what you know what maybe maybe the gnome map isn't for me maybe it's not for me maybe that's just not my calling this is the end what you can't be serious that can't be the end I don't believe you oh it is well that was kind of [ __ ] lame what well back to the gnome fight I guess there we go no I [ __ ] norm die die norm die die i command you to die I command you to [ __ ] cease to be the norm is non-tangible [ __ ] me this sucks red dot on a hat okay I got it congratulations you defeated the nerve that what no come on really really that's what I got so that was four hours and 30 minutes four hours and thirty minutes of my life that I will never get back what a great use of my time you

Channel: A Jolly Wangcore

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Length: 28min 31sec (1711 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 18 2020