So I installed a mod for Half-Life... - Heart of Evil: Napalm Edition

this is a mod based on the book the heart of darkness and apocalypse now from what I understand it's it's a bit of a different take on those things it's set in the Vietnam War I'm gonna I'm gonna try and have some fun with it fun with fun with the Vietnam War that shouldn't be difficult right so we've got the Alamo oh good thanks let's go that a [ __ ] monkey that's an eight what's the [ __ ] is the ape doing there there's another eight zombies eight gun give it to me thank you okay got a gun I'm not completely what the [ __ ] is this I was expecting the Vietnam War I why may have had some slight misconceptions coming into this oh hello okay okay oh [ __ ] okay shotgun shotgun shotgun nope nope nope oh cool this is what Vietnam was like I can understand why they all came back with PTSD jesus [ __ ] christ still alive I'm still good I need some health right I think I should I should probably see it I probably played the actual game I feel like this is this is a bonus map episode a Saigon still only in Saigon Oh that's very Apocalypse Now of you greetings brother oh hey all right yeah this is named Plunkett hey I just took a [ __ ] that's good oh hello well I'm enjoying Vietnam so far all right I guess I just leave hello this coming private Freeman all right apparently apparently my stench doesn't matter and my toilets still flushing this is good everything's working is intended they should get a plumber and look at that maybe oh hey and away we go where are we going what are we doing Oh evil all right the only half-life mod to be officially endorsed by Satan's gigantic throbbing purple [ __ ] what am i if it is December I can't think about it December the 21st 1985 King a while that was too quick you've been waiting here for a week so far you're still only in Saigon every moment you can feel yourself getting weaker while out in the jungle they're getting stronger everyone gets everything he wants and you wanted a mission do you same thing if he once bought up by bedroom we go back to the same giant purple dropping [ __ ] please I would like to know more about that in in a purely scientific sense nothing sexual more curious as to why you'd mention it hello this really the important business year Wagner talk to me about well that actually does look really tasty tonight oh I have taken the slices of rice right down to business this is a picture of Colonel ball jakers commander colonel is fighting north vietnam used to be in command of the station Freeman this is Bonnie god damned if I know flash name is Donna so we looking at the same oh dear he's talking about him right stop staring at my secretary Freeman this is the high end video game way up side kick you some hot chick even with a set of binoculars Oh exactly what I want from my realistically announcer oh she's not into that what is this come on guys I was I was sold on a Vietnam sim that I could [ __ ] around with but oh boy was I not expecting this [ __ ] Charlie's out there we'll see how much those gooks like it when we blast them full of a current bullet do your games thing this money dropping you off at the LZ along the river mouth from then on you'll be on your own okay all right you leave it oh six hundred tomorrow morning right oh okay episode be 600 hours the following day oh did we get ambushed on some [ __ ] dog food palace really guys really guys come on you're not even trying to take this subject matter seriously no respect respect for the Vietnamese I know right oh hello oh okay don't click on any of the Asian NPCs they were probably being racist yeah real [ __ ] quiet what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] don't trust British people right don't click on the Asians and don't trust British people good we're establishing a lot of ground rules here don't do what now hello sir you walked right into it what right you got way up or see what they want so you want okay it's like a cowboy active Percy Freeman we meet again you know how the circle is complete what do you mean Barney here's told me all about the purpose of your mission he says you want to take the colonel away had no choice he said it wouldn't be my friend if I didn't tell him hope you can find it in the park to secure I can't allow you to continue captain the colonel is a great man he's gonna win this war what tone is this selling at fool you can just go ahead and dispose of em boys okay there's some mounting list of questions that's for Nate that's grenade I want context please okay cool we're free now and now musics playing all right young I don't know if this is the most appropriate music for what he's supposed to be a lot about the Vietnam War and he got like odd base going on the door appears to be jammed shut so I need to open it somehow right oh I of course of course that's the solution how stupid of me buddy come over here and headbutt the door open okay easy let's go what I the headcrabs that was not just a [ __ ] xenomorph fell kind of animal was that looks a bit like roast jerky what [ __ ] rice Turkey you eating dude what the [ __ ] is this what you've taken them why would I need a flare I'm I'm really not sure what I'm supposed to do here Moni you have to say um okay I know killing her will make me look bad I feel like if I kill her it shuts her up and stops me getting in more trouble right closing my eyes total war crime eyes were closed and all her head came off just so just so we're clear that wasn't a war crime she was with the Vietcong I think oh you can't court-martial me if I'm [ __ ] dead there we go checkmate US Army I'm dead my crimes will never be secured without killing ourselves this is so dumb I love it I do oh hey here we go yeah [ __ ] you hell yeah go me I I feel like this mod has it out for me I don't feel like I'm actually [ __ ] up I feel like the mods just [ __ ] me oh hey the truck let's go there's an army base not far from here sir we can reach it in this truck I can Hotwire it if you get in the back we can drive off sweet let's go mission one complete hell yeah next mission raccoon base find the chimps to look goes Wyatt the slumbering jaws of survival horror something doesn't look right uh-huh oh oh hey okay now there are zombies be Vietnam without zombies right on the walls spooky oh all my life what happened dude captain I'm sorry i had to [ __ ] off it was in wax Canyon Bonnie Dinah Bonnie dinosaur okay cool I don't see you there body oh oh okay do a once again steeps into the world of survival horror okay that's subtle haven't seen that what is that what ancient mystical purple gem of vitality a virility virility well at least I'm not gonna have any problems getting my dick hard in Vietnam right Lady Liberty what the [ __ ] Oh Oh sacred slot of chastity mystical purple gem of morality in the sacred slaughtered chassis uh okay violating a statue that's a new one open you please yes there we go good whoa that's a monkey that's a monkey hello hello okay thank God shotgun is mightier than the monkey guerrilla warfare oh yeah that's probably why they added them that's probably why they added them for the gorilla warfare pod hello my friend grenade launcher Oh God that didn't kill her that didn't kill him all right all right maybe conventional weaponry please Oh what the [ __ ] are you oh yeah that's some nightmare fuel right there okay cool if he's successfully turned into zombies yet another success from the questionable scientists on the base well that explains everything the fan on the wall this can blow me waitwhat plannin wall this can blow me oh excuse me I'm trying to get a fan to give me fellatio I can't get hard if you're watching there we go good now I can read all about the blowing fan industrial-strength blowing device guaranteed to blow anything away says R Nixon I would have gotten away with everything if I had one of these industrial-strength blowers hello helicopter yeah Oh was a very dramatic death from you helicopter wow that was that helicopter explosion brought to you by Michael Bay so the hell are you doing oh it's you Barney where the [ __ ] have you been okay we've got Barney back that's good mission to complete hell yeah next mission dong town to Hong town I would okay we're dead we've been like over what you see all those creatures out there captain let this whole town's like that oh crap I just [ __ ] the mission up didn't I captain I'm sorry I just I miss my mommy I don't think we're gonna be taking the Vietnam Wall seriously any time soon suspicious to me I agree those suspicious eyes I say we take our chances on our own separate ways not sure about that part I feel like that's your racism coming out bunny do you have anything else to say we've given you your weapons to the suspicious-looking character terrible idea never know when we might need oh [ __ ] god damn it now I can't kill him suspicious-looking character they even call him a [ __ ] suspicious-looking character really [ __ ] it let's go here we go sounds like [ __ ] Elmer Fudd don't knock over here yes what hello that's very impressive right you could have warned me about that you know what I'm just gonna skip all of that oh are you serious I can't even kill myself ah [ __ ] suspicious Asian dude ah god damn it I should probably just kill him right I should probably just kill him it stops him being vaguely racist that means I no longer have to put up with him in my videos but at the same time it means that people are gonna think I'm racist for slaughtering a Vietnamese man must resist the urge to kill and we go sweet did it didn't I look he's not that bad just cuz he sounds like a racist character what 3-headed what now the [ __ ] there's there's literally nothing over here what is he on about uh where are you going what he'll come back where you going hello he's not friendly is he no no he's not okay this way oh god damn it why did I trust him okay I think we're in the clear I think we've lost what oh well looks like we're killing the [ __ ] Vietnamese dude yep hello goodbye well killing him was a bit harsh but [ __ ] happens I guess no trust me Bonnie hey was very much to say on him it's perfectly well if there's any truth in what he said sir this town sounds like a dangerous place where we should split up you stay here and guard the truck I'll go on ahead catch you later captain righty-o Bonnie that's um yeah that's that's what you should doing okay so dangerous split up oh yeah oh sweet pea Vietnam without a sua section what's up I'm sorry what the [ __ ] you huh whoa all right correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that was just the zombie wearing a coin on its head with a Duracell battery on its back think we're straying further and further away from the whole Viet Cong Vietnam war setting maybe it's just me maybe maybe it's just me oh hey it's a Kumbi why there oh oh oh this is this is how I'm going to escape hell yeah all right we've got our objective find the tires and we can get the hell out of here easy enough right [Music] can I get in this all can I Drive this handbrake oh yeah be right Oh Oh any time I think I'm gonna have any sort of fun with this something like that happens and it's just it it kills me inside it kills me inside [ __ ] you video game [Music]

Channel: A Jolly Wangcore

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Id: EeK8P0kt-MQ

Length: 20min 53sec (1253 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 11 2019

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[u/Kidshitter]

D-d-d-demonetised as fuck, pretty hilarious tho

[u/BattyCat03]

Ah a man that of culture. Doesn’t upload often but when he does.