SML Short: Chef Pee Pee's Cooking Sucks [REUPLOADED]

[Music] julia your dinner's ready my dinner's ready oh man chef pee pee i can't wait for my chicken nuggets and jell-o balm that for titty what chef pee pee what is this what do you mean it's your dinner you got your chicken nuggets and your jello for dessert and you got some tuna splash of tuna for the flavor yeah bon appetit yes you cook so well how do you do it damn oh ew wait what are you talking about i cook good i know how to cook that that is good food that's gross why would you put chewing on chicken nuggets and jello that's gross it's for the favorite chicken nuggets and jello are good by themselves but then you put chewed on you oh my god you don't know good food when you see it just go and eat it but what can i eat in the living room no you're going to make a mess and you're going to try to hide the food under the couch i'm not having that no no no no i just want to watch tv please jeffy please look just go go for it change my mind all right thank you hurry up hurry up hurry up ew i don't want to eat this this is gross i'm just going to drink my drink what am i going to do what am i going to do all right there we go there you go your chevy won't see it yeah if i put it right here no no no no right there right there i don't know what to do oh no it's running uh julian move your place okay i have somewhere to sit uh you you can't sit right there chef why uh because you're too fat junior i am 154 pounds and i rarely eat and whenever i do eat i make myself throw up because i'm trying to be a model and for you to even bring on something like that basically offend me i had no idea well you know you know now you have an idea now i'm sorry chef you can't believe it look you're not everybody can be a science team like julian you're a beautiful person baby i know i'm beautiful but i don't feel like i'm beautiful just move your plate so i can sit down okay i'll remove it sorry wait wait wait what what is this that's uh that's that's what the drink i didn't feel a drink that i told you you were gonna make a mess why didn't you make it it was like that when i got there someone must have broke a pen or something whatever whatever that's a lie no no no no no that looks like a drink stain is your dad gonna think oh how about we just put the cushion over good idea good idea okay the cushion's flipped and hopefully your dad won't find out yeah hopefully not calm but can i tell you something what now junior you just got pranked what are you pranked i i used invisible ink what what i'll show you you take this stuff right here and look wait wait dude what the hell are you doing you making it the best worry hold on look you rub it out you're making them bigger it's a mirror i promise two years ago i promise it it goes your way wait it actually is going yeah see like this like it's going away and it's disappearing and uh yeah see it's gone now so owned so you just like pissing me off don't you yeah um let's watch tv introducing the world cooking competition do you think you're the best at cooking well put your skills to the test in this cooking competition a cookie competition oh my god i have to enter i have to enter why would you enter your cooking sucks my cookie is awesome julio you just don't know good food when you taste it i know good food and this is not good food it sucks well tell me why did you eat all your food huh well oh you're right chef pee pee it was delicious i love it you should enter that competition bye chef pee pee well no no wait junior you know what i'm gonna prove them i know i cook good i'm gonna win this competition oh chef pepe's gonna lose that cooking competition he sucks so bad at cooking his cookie tastes like donkey nipples but i don't want him to get embarrassed when they tell him his cooking sucks what do i do terence chevy me think he's good at cooking but he's not and he's gonna enter the competition he can get bears in front of the whole world so what do i do you think i should ask my dad what he thinks about the cooking oh good thinking terence you're the best fist bump oh yeah um dad i have a question for the last time junior there's only two genders male and female penis and vagina penis and vagina god only made those two things look you're not one of those special emo kids that run the lunch with their arms behind their back look just look down between your legs and that's what you are that's your gender i dare you to have a valid argument come on that showed him uh dad i i have another question what is it junior um do you think chef pee pee's cooking is a bad bad it's horrible it's terrible i mean i eat it but it tastes like cow manure look this is my cry for help please just call the police call the ambulance i think i'm dying on the inside well why don't you just tell him that it's that bad oh i can't hurt his feelings why would i do that well i tried telling him but he didn't believe me well look you can bring some bad news you were born right you know you remember that oh yeah dad yeah there's a motivational talk i'm gonna let chevy know his cooking's bad yeah let him know everything bad about it all right that's my son okay a little bit oh my god i never smelled the masterpiece so perfect like this oh my gosh what what now junior not right now i'm trying to make a masterpiece for the competition oh well i got you a present oh you did really yeah yeah ooh it's this book of cooking basics for dummies why would i need that junior uh could you suck at cooking i don't suck at cooking what are you talking about you just don't know how to cook so julian i care about you so for the competition i got you this book uh to teach you how to cook that doesn't mean you care about me just because you got me a cooking basics book well i want you to learn how to cook so you don't embarrass yourself you're really insulting me right now you just get out of the kitchen okay so i can finish my my masterpiece okay chef pee pee but uh it's gonna be right here if you need it yeah yeah right here i see it right there right there right there yep yep now what else do i need yeah that works oh my god this is the winner right here a green bean peanut butter cracker lasagna ooh ooh god how do i think of chef pee pee can i show you a video i found on youtube no if it's another one of those animal videos i don't have time for it but but i made it awesome it's really funny make it quick junior man all right i watch it oh okay a junior here's the macaroni and cheese you asked for you're so cool uh chef phoebe what's this brown stuff in it oh that is poop but all i know how to cook is poop gross oh chef pee pee i don't feel so good damn it junior why'd you throw up my poop macaroni uh cause it tastes like sweaty turtle balls oh no i have to poop i i don't get it i'm saying your cooking tastes like sweaty turtle balls just get the hell out of here i'm just trying to help you out chef pee pee that's not being helpful by saying it tastes like turtle balls it just tastes like turtle balls julian get out i swear to god i'm gonna hit you if you don't get out of here god i can't even make a masterpiece now that's gonna be a masterpiece yo listen up [Music] you're cooking sucks and you're you're about to get toasted shut your mouth chef pee pee your cooking sucks yeah and it tastes like butt yeah and uh i wanna throw up and every time that i eat it it hurts my guts yeah chef baby you're cooking socks [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] you

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Length: 9min 4sec (544 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021