SML Parody: Jeffy's Elf On The Shelf!

okay let's go hey hey PB hey Jeffy what Shake It Out Jeffy I got you an early Christmas gift oh my God yeah I can't believe you did that did you get me a new iPhone I don't know did you get me a Macbook it could be anything Jeffy did he get me a 1977 Apple typewriter what why anyway I'm gonna find out yeah fresh from the Apple Store Jeffy yo what it's December fools hey Dad I got something to ask you what can you say apple boy if your tongue out okay uh aho see that's what you are let's go hey stop it you tricked me see even she thinks so I'm supposed to be tricking you guys it's December fools you know it's true apple apple okay I just quit it okay fine whatever no let me get my spot we're watching TV fine I went I want an Applebee oh no not again not this year no no no I know nope not today you're coming down buddy don't touch them don't touch him yeah Mario you know what happens when you touch him yeah he'll lose all its magic don't hurt him Magic's magic uh he's in the middle of TV well that doesn't matter now you're gonna have to wait till tomorrow when he moves it's one thing to have Gerald here good boy but it's another to have the alpha in the middle of TV okay well guess what you're gonna have to deal with it because that's what's keeping me being a good boy oh my God you're actually a good boy when this guy's around yup remember last year I was the goodest boy I really don't know how the hell makes you do that well it's because he reports back to Santa Claus I know I know I like this guy but I hate him at the same time so you're not gonna touch him unfortunately nope yeah [Music] I'm always watching somebody has a weird leave no no no no no no no no no finally huh can I just get rid of it please no you can't you're right I can't believe you actually asked right when that thing's around yes the only thing that can get him to behave but still he's always in front of the day hey Dad what doing why are you stalking me because I'm trying to make sure you won't touch him look I'm not gonna touch the stupid elf okay I'm not gonna touch it later [Music] there we go do it I don't know what I hate more this cat piano that stupid elf He will only be in front of the TV for like one day you're right you better move tonight I guess he always moves in the night yeah it can't get worse than this all right if you say so let's go to bed all right yes it's TV time TV TV TV TV TV hey Rosalina join me TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV are we done with that what did I do what do you mean why do you have scissors you did all that snow I didn't do any of this diet and I had the scissors to make sure you don't touch him you're threatening me with scissors snip snip hold on hold on you're trying to tell me he did this yeah he did all of this see he even signed it e wait what does e mean elf you're kidding me jump in the goddamn mouth then do all this yes he did look he even made you a craft on our couch Merry Christmas Jeffy this is the grimiest craft I've seen in my life okay and he put a lot of effort into it what what is that dried glue yeah I think so all over the couch hold on let me give it a test all right oh my God hold on one second yup that's dry glue that's disgusting no more couch it's even more grimy AF what are we supposed to watch TV now um here Don he's not from the TV anymore okay I'll watch TV hey hey you're not allowed to sit on him remember I got scissors fine I'll just sit in front of him I am blocking this view you gotta move over here what what movie oh my God yeah right there you're good you just said this couldn't get any worse I got a lot worse well then I can't get much work on this don't say that time for my morning coffee oh you it's you get out of it Jeffy you gotta listen to me I need my coffee Jeffy it's the morning and I need my coffee to function read the mug no put Jeffy I think that's supposed to be nope nope nope I'm gonna drink coffee Jeffy no you're not what if I just turned on the coffee so it's just coming out on his head it's ah damn it ice cream ice cream we all scream for ice cream you Jeffy I want my ice cream oh God no ice cream what am I gonna eat get out it's all healthy stuff I want the freezer too bad eat your grapes that was good and wet I'm gonna need toilet paper yeah yeah no [Music] chubby my butt is dirty okay my butt dirty sounds fine I need toilet paper you need toilet paper what do you get about I trophy I'm not gonna use that so if you stop this isn't enough oh back of my keys they're not ready to put them what are they where are they oh my God it's my keys don't you do it I need I need my keys don't do it I can't drive my car is too bad Sophie okay come on you need to go to the store you're not going to the store I need to go to the store you're not going to the store he said you're not going to the store this this is literally so bad right now Mario don't worry it can't get any worse shut up get out of here jeez you just had to show up it's been three scenes without you and you just had to show up I need those keys Jeffy no Jeffy how about this I'm just gonna gently slide those keys off the elf I'm not gonna touch them I'm not gonna touch them the whole time I have a knife what are your knife got me because I'm trying to protect you Jeffy you gotta understand I promise you I won't touch the elf no he won't lose his magic come on come on step back step away from the elf nope Jeffy hold on if you don't move I'm gonna make it this screaming candy cane ah whatever you know how to win nice just do it all right but you have to worry Jeffy don't touch on touch them or this in your eyeball ah I step back I got this all right I'm just gonna look at the Shelf yeah can you ever touch the elf just hey Jeffy I think it's okay I don't think I touched him right I think he just he just fell on his own let me see hey that's my keys hey Jeffy I'm glad you're back your friend's okay I talked to him I'm okay I'm fine put him down right now okay Jeffy you're not sad or anything right [Applause] [Music] listen elf I know we have our differences but Jeffy loves you so he needs you to get better because it's really important that you're here for him this time of year so just rest easy and I hope you get your magic back good night oh my god daddy what's going on we need to go check on him let's go Chevy what is it he's back oh my God he got his magic back let's go yeah Jeffy I'm happy for you and he's not bothering me so this is great all right Jeffy so you have fun oh I'll have so much fun day and don't be naughty in bed because he'll be watching oh don't worry dad I won't be all right have fun all right see you guys oh we're gonna have such a fun day today foreign hours later we're having such a fun day today but you know what I'm tired so I'm gonna go to bed all right good night elf time to go to bed welcome back elf on shelves I hope you all have been keeping a good eye on your children yes Santa wonderful Crystal how has this Penelope been doing she's been a very good little girl Santa she listens to her parents and does all of her chores Splendid and how has scooter been chippy well Santa he didn't want to eat his vegetables oh no but then he tried them and he likes them hooray and what about Jeffy scrubby Santa can I have a new kid but why you've been watching Jeffy for 17 years he's 17 now he's not changed over the last five years he figured out he could do a little something with his body and I really don't want to watch it anymore whatever do you mean his age shouldn't matter as long as he still believes well it does matter like I said he's been doing this thing oh no is he fighting with his brother no it's definitely a solo activity well is what he's doing nothing or is it nice it's really not either Santa whatever do you mean all else know that everything humans do is either naughty or it's nice it's not that black and white their Chief you see it they learn how to do that one thing with their body and they start doing insane with it and they do it Non-Stop Please Santa can I have a new kid oh but Jeffy loves you scrubby I know sometimes he looks at me when he's doing it and it's like he wants me to be a part of it so Santa I beg can I have a new kid oh no thank you very much elf on shelf is now time for you to return to the children's houses and pick a spot see you next time God damn it okay Santa I'm gonna hide in the toilet tonight oh yeah [Music] I wonder where the elf is today probably back to getting in my way let's go take a look all right oh there he is oh no oh yeah oh my God thank you oh this is one of the best things that happened in my life this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me oh this is amazing good in half and it's all thanks to you buddy wow I think we're good friends now Rosalina Mario jeffy's gonna be crushed no this is like the else waiver paying me we're good buds now hey guys have you seen my elf anywhere I'll have a job what doing waiter was a shop anyway I don't care time for me to play some cat pee and no don't freak out Jeffy cat piano no what the Jimmy Jimmy Savage okay Jeffy there was someone watching you do that yoink [Music] thank you [Music]

Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 1,511,180

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario

Id: CKacM6jFgJ4

Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 14 2021