SML Movie: The Tee Ball Championship [2024]

guys tonight we're going to play in the t-ball Championship Game oh dude we're totally going to win this yeah I didn't even know we were in a t-ball league hey guys I won't be able to play in the t- ball Championship tonight why because my mommy and daddy grounded me for saying the f word but you're our best hitter yeah dude we need you I guess we're have to play without him yeah we can win without him dude come on guys all right kids this is the t-ball Championship you guys win this and you guys are World Champs wo well not actually World Champ Champs not even state champs more like County Champs actually just this one little town but you guys will still be Champs and that's all that matters right I can't wait we're going to win I wonder who reversing oh they should be here any minute we here but hi are you the parents of the other team no we are the other team y head is you guys know this is a little kids te- ball Championship right yeah and we've been champions for 15 years straight nobody can beat us are you guys 12 years old yeah in our minds we are AG is just a number who is he that's tiny nipple to just calm down calm down he can hit a home run with his eyes closed um kids can I talk to you for a second okay we're screwed we're going to lose no we can still win no these are adults do you know what understand look at look at his nipples that is a grown man's nipples we can't beat him well we can at least try are we going to play or wi uh yeah yeah yeah we're going to try we're we're going to try to play all right come on in damn oh Jesus kids I'm sorry oh okay okay kids looks like we're batting first who wants to get out there and embarrass themselves I'll bat first I'll put the team on my back I don't care how big those 12year old are we'll still win yeah we're going to win kids I'm telling you right now those are not 12-year-olds those are grown ass men who just like to beat up on little kids because it makes them feel better about themselves okay we're going to lose but coach we're going to win this for you we're going to win this for you come on guys yeah let's do it oh God help these children all right you ready guys I'mma send this over the fence oh we're going to lose and I don't know why there's a guy in the pitch's mountain this is t-ball I don't know what the hell he's doing oh I got this oh out [ __ ] out you got to hit it a little bit farther little bit farther baby oh man I thought it was going to be a home run sorry coach it's okay they're grown ass men okay Cody you're up next oh jeez uh Cody flip your bat around huh oh oh yeah thank you oh man easy out everybody move in uh C could you guys move no hit it okay ow yeah get a stepping get a stepping next fck up sorry coach it's okay Cody there's nothing you could have done you had a wall of grown men in your way okay Junior you're up next okay guys I got this here I go that's a na all right let how turn the B y'all let's show them how real kids B sorry coach hey you tried and at least you hit the ball right okay now it's their turn to bat so go out there and get slaughtered say byebye little Bal yeah hey man you know you should probably just go easy on the kids you know they are kids I still B my B get it Joseph get it oh dude he hit it over the fence that's impossible oh sweet Jesus he hit a home run home run second yes I know this is [ __ ] easy all right Tyler let's show them what them tiny nipples can do all right all right y'all ain't ready yeah his nipples are very tiny I I don't know why that makes him good at t-ball get it get get get it oh dude they're obviously on steroids they keep hitting it over the fence yep yeah there it goes over the fence yeah yeah I know I see them I see your nipples they're very tiny uh oh we got M and Joe in this hole don't do it to him oh once he get started he can't be stopped no do it do it Marena Joe hit it please don't hit another home run Marena oh dang calm down you have to do him like that come on come on get him Joseph get him just let it go over Dude I lost hope and another home run yeah yes that is the Macarena mhm all right saprina no penis get out D she got one she got one okay it's a girl hopefully she's not as good at t-ball oh that's got to hurt but somebody go to First somebody go to first get her here dude you're out you're out I touched the base damn it I'm okay we got it out oh my God we got an out I can't believe it hey hey kids we might not actually lose as bad as I thought sorry guys this we'll show him next time yeah we got all right po show him what to do po let's go [Applause] Dem okay oh no not poy yes poy make that ball you [ __ ] poy he bre new equipment why would he do this oh no that's going to be a home run yeah it [Laughter] is [Music] yeah [Applause] yeah that's what I'm talking about thank you much okay we're down four to zero come on kids just get two more outs all right enri give him some more let's go let's go good yeah H Enrique more like Enrique gay right right kids let's go it's just me it's just me I got it I got it I can't be stopped we actually got him out no no look look a damn it I suck it yo it's it's okay Enrique it's not okay it's not okay man tell show what them tiny nipples about man I got you I got you yeah yeah uhhuh oh no not the tiny nipples tiny tiny tiny tiny that's that big nip energy big nip energy yeah oh that's definitely out of here I got it I got it wait wait another route you guys suck yeah well kids we're down four to zero but it's our turn to bat so we might still win this no there's no way we're not good at batting the only person that was good at batting is Jeffy well where is he he's grounded and couldn't play well looks like we're going to lose kids yeah yeah y'all going to lose Ain't No Way coming back 4 to zero y'all suck God I hate that guy somebody needed me Jeffy you made it dude he's here your parents ungrounded you no I snuck out wo we might actually have a chance okay you boys get out there and try to win this Dad and girl uh yeah right whatever Penelope all right ball say bye-bye damn Jeffy crushed it damn so close yeah way to go Jeffy That's my boy right there four to one we can actually do this okay Penelope it's your turn to bet I don't know what I'm doing Dad I know I know okay just keep your eye on the ball and swing okay you can do this okay all right Daddy's going to be watching you dang it Penelope they are laughing at you out there you are striking out in t-ball it's right there on the goddamn te I don't know what I'm doing Dad just just just hit it run run penel run go go go where the first base look he's coming he's coming hurry right there b be you're out what's that mean it means you're out does that mean I get to sit down yes just go talk about periods or whatever you do okay let's go Joseph oh I got this yeah damn it we have two outs who's up to B next Cody oh we are so screwed okay Cody okay you can do this don't even think about it you got this I mean he's he's right there but but that's okay that's okay I can hit it over his head okay yeah I'm going to do this I'm going to get a point we're going to get a home run and then we're going to win the whole game I can do this all right all right Cody okay yeah no that's fine I guess I'm out oh come on you can't just do that that's not fair you got to at least let him Hit It First come on you're Point yes okay it's their turn to bat all right kids it's 4 to one we just have to make sure they don't score any more points since y'all score one point we we going to score 50 on y'all don't listen to him kids that's impossible all right marara Joe no mercy on him no mercy o o o don't do it to oh shoot they might actually score 50 [Music] points [Music] [Music] W one yeah let's Go's [Music] go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] w that boy can't be sto Jo damn Joe it's 50 to one y'all going to quit yet I mean yeah I think we're going to call the mercy rule hey we the T Champion let's go yeah I I hope you feel real good about yourselves you're a bunch of grown ass men you beat a bunch of kids congratulations all right kids huddle up well you lost the t-ball championship but as far as I'm concerned you guys are winners you score hey Mommy and Daddy Let's play a quick game and Jeffy say whatever Jeffy says you have to do it I'm not playing this game come on Marvin it'll be fun he's going to make us do something stupid no he won't and you loser has you pay me 100 bucks what Jeffy says raise your left hand Jeffy says put it down Jeffy says go Jeffy says go here we go Jeffy says say PE PE Jeffy says give me 50 bucks what no Jeffy do you want to lose and you have to pay me 100 Jeffy says PE Jeffy says jump up and down Jeffy said yeah keep doing that I'm getting tired Jeffy okay stop oh thank God H you lose you lose Marvin you have to pay him 100 bucks why' I lose because I didn't say Jeffy say stop doing that and you stopped before I did that but I thought I was supposed to do everything you said and I did what you said and well now you got to give me 100 bucks here's your $100 Jeffy leave he just made $200 he just conned us out of $200 I'm tired my phone's ringing hello hey Marvin Goodman why are you calling me I was calling because I wanted to see if you had your house payment this month before I drove all the way over to your house just for you to tell me no because this is becoming a common Trend with you well I don't have my house payment this month but because I gave my son $150 Marvin I need you to come over to my house right now what for what I need you to come over to my house don't ask questions Marvin I'll send you the address okay who is that Marvin it's Goodman he wants me to come to his house why uh he's probably going to yell at me so just I'll be back okay uh I think this is the right house yes hello um Goodman want to see me ah very good he's in the living room please go take a seat okay this is a really nice house uh excuse me ma'am have you seen Goodman hey Mor what Goodman why you dress like a woman I'm not Mr Goodman I'm Mrs Goodman as evidenced by the tits oh you want to squeeze them no no no no I don't want to squeeze them oh come on Marvin I can tell you want to squeeze them no no I really don't they're brand new and they're fake Dr Burton did the job that's that's really nice but I'm just here to talk to Goodman which Marvin you've been playing cat and mouse with me ever since you got here at least feel them do I have to I insist I mean they are really nice Marvin are you in here touching my wife boovies Goodman I thought you were good I leave my wife for 3 minutes in my own house and you want to come in here and start touching her cans well she she she told me to do it I didn't honey he's a pervert Marvin you get the hell out of my house before I call the cops I thought you wanted to talk to me that was before you assaulted my wife now get out okay hey Marvin did Goodman yell at you oh yeah he did why uh because I'm late on my house payment but you're always late on the house payment you know he always gets mad that's just Marvin I cannot believe you I cannot believe what you did why are you so upset he's always late on the the house payment it's not about the house payment it's about him squeezing my wife's big fake titties what what are you talking about oh yeah I invited Marvin over to my house because I was going to lower his monthly house payment and you know what he did I walked into my living room and there he was squeezing my wife's big fake boobs he was squeezing them so hard I think he partially deflated them it was like he was milking a cow Marvin is this true well I thought it was a man you're sick Marvin how did you do this to me well I I didn't do anything to you he didn't do anything to you but he did a whole lot to my wife's big fake left tip I can't believe you cheated on me I didn't cheat on you she asked me to do it Al so if a man asked me to kiss him and I do it that's not cheating well what if you thought the the the the girl the man was a girl you're sick Marvin sick Marvin my wife would never ask you to do anything like that she's only loyal to me do you know how much plastic surgery I paid for for her to look just like me because the only thing that is attracted to me is myself those ticks cost me 20 grand Marvin what do you guys want what do you want me to do what do youall want me to do you go over to that house and apologize poor woman you want me to you want me to apologize to her for what yes I think that's a perfect idea Marvin you will apologize to my wife for assaulting her well I didn't assault her Marvin you go over there right now if you want to see if this married you need to apologize to her okay fine I'll apologize to her okay that'll make everyone happy okay I'll let her know that you're on the way I'm going to go apologize yes girl okay I can't believe I have to do this hello uh Hey Goodman said that you had something to tell me uh I'm sorry for touching your boobies it's okay come here give me a hug Marvin are you motorboating my wife she she hugged me he's a pervert Marvin you get out of my house you little horn dog what God damn it did you apologize Marvin yes I did and what did she say she gave me a hug a that's so sweet Marvin I cannot believe what you did this time what happened now oh I'll give you a hint I picked up Marvin a sailor hat now why would I get Marvin a sailor hat hm let's think about it maybe because when he came over to my house to apologize to my wife I caught him motorboat N Titties what do you mean I'll tell you exactly what I mean two giant cans and he stuck his face betst them and shook his head violently and went like a motorboat pervin how could you that's Captain Marvin now wear your sailor hat that is not what happened okay I apologized to his wife she gave me a hug in my face went between her boobs Marvin that doesn't happen on accident well you haven't seen how big they are and you have it's true they're huge well listen it was an accident you don't accidentally put your face between boobies and go I did not make that noise yes you did Marvin you need help I agree you need professional help Marvin what kind of help do I need we're going to marriage counseling but I didn't do anything wrong I'm going to go check on my wife and I'm going to call a marriage therapist I didn't do anything oh hey there somebody call a massage therapist no we called a marriage therapist oh well you can see my confusion you know marriage therapist massage therapist they sound pretty similar but hey I can do both how about we just get massages cuz we don't have marriage problems no Marvin you need help wait a minute if you going to give us massages why are you in a robe oh well I saw some videos online where the massage starts and then things start to get steamy and I heard a woman's voice on the phone so I thought maybe my fantasies were coming true but I guess that's not happening so I can help you with your marriage well we don't have marriage problems yes we do oh I have an idea how about you give me a massage and I help you with your marriage I'm not giving you a massage no Marvin I think you should since you enjoy touching women so much you should try touching men man that one over there go okay fine I'll give a massage that'll make you happy what really okay right right there you feel that knot yeah that's all my stress okay that's good yeah so what's going on I caught my husband cheating on me oh good no no not good like good like he's doing a good job with the massage so he's cheating on you I caught him twice oh yeah not oh yeah like oh yeah like the massage so he cheated on you twice evidently she has big cans oh nice no not nice to the cans nice to the massage he's just doing okay that's that's my butt you're massaging my butt hold on let me roll over get my pecs there you go little bit lower little lower lower wait what is that I pulled it a Shan Watson on you e listen just answer her marriage questions okay so he's cheating on you with a woman with big hands right yes have you ever considered getting a surgery so you have big cans no well maybe you should consider that listen I did not cheat on her and I'll tell you what happened so my my there's this guy I owe money to and I went over to his house and I saw his wife and she asked me to grab her boob so I did but I thought it was a man okay yeah I can see why that might cause problems for your relationship but I thought it was a man and she asked me to do it so you just do whatever somebody asks you to do like what if somebody asked your wife to grab their wiener and cheated it you wouldn't like that right but that would be wrong mine wasn't wrong because I thought it was a man okay I see what going on here you're a manipulator see when you do it it's not wrong but when she does it it's wrong but no mine wasn't wrong if you weren't there you should have been there okay hold on I have an idea okay now I'm dressed like a woman with big cans why to teach you to control yourself so you don't want to grab a Mot Bo I don't want to do that good that's a start what did you make them out of oh I used balloons and then I used Tic Tacs for the nipples those are Tic Tacs yeah go ahead and touch them ha gotcha Marvin oh he said they were Tic Tacs I want to see if they were oh the wandering mind what if a girl tells you she's not wearing underwear you going going a check but no listen baby you know that's Brooklyn guy dressed like a woman and I just wanted to see if they were Tic Tac look I have an idea why don't I just call Goodman's wife tell her to come over you guys hide and you see if she comes on to me or not oh you just want to see your girlfriend no no no I think this is a good idea to see if he's telling the truth yeah and I will be telling the truth and how about this if I'm lying you can divorce me okay Marvin okay that's a deal so guys hide I'm going to call the wife come on Goodman answer what do you want Marvin oh hey Goodman listen I have a plan to prove to you that I wasn't doing what you thought I did with your wife I witnessed it with my own two eyes Marvin but listen she came on to me but I have an idea how about you come over and you hide and then we invite your wife over and then when she comes over you can hide and see that she tries to come on to me and you'll know I'm not lying you just want to squeeze them again no no no listen if I'm lying if she doesn't try to come on to me I I'll I'll be homeless I'll live on the street okay Marvin I guess I'll come over and then I'll call my wife and tell her to come over a few minutes later okay good okay this is going to work all right Marvin where do you want me to hide uh hide over over there okay my wife will be here any minute come on Marvin you got this oh Marvin Marvin where are you big boy I'm right here oh hey Marvin you called me over yeah I just wanted to talk did you miss him what the jugular did you miss them no no I didn't miss them you miss how they felt on your face no get over here and smell them what just smell them come here I I listen I just want to talk oh okay well how about before we talk you bounce on them what bounce on him bounce on him like a TR trampoline yeah there you go like Circus Olay you ho Goodman it's not what it looks like he came on to me no I heard the whole thing and now you're on out on the streets because you signed a prenup I'm sorry I ever doubted you Marvin I told you I never did anything wrong you know what this month you don't owe a house payment thank you so much Goodman Thank You Marvin you were telling the truth yeah he was those cans were huge I would have squeezed them I mean good job not cheating on your wife or whatever Marvin I'm so sorry for getting mad at you it's okay baby yeah I guess I didn't have to dress like this after all but since I am dressed like this I guess I can earn a little extra money you know give some massages with happy endings I it's not gay if I use my hand all right KRA today we're going to be doing a kiss quiz I'll ask you a question and the first student to get the answer right will get a Hershey Kiss when I saw the board take his quiz I thought we were going to practice making out with each other and Junior was going to be my partner no my is going to be Penelope no way Junior dude we're always Partners what are you talking about I want to kiss Penelope guys it's not even about kissing I bet I can answer more questions than you Penelope no way four eyes but you also wear glasses shut up CR all right first question who invented the telephone Alexander grandell godamn it correct Penelope here's your kiss I got the first kiss Cody yeah I'm going to get the next one all right next question crass how many stars are on the original American FR 13 [ __ ] ha correct Cody here's your kiss look at my kiss oh let me get in there all right next question what was Abraham rink's nickname oh I got this the free the slave man no Honest Abe that was George Washington no that's honest George Oh no you're thinking of Curious George correct Junior here's your kiss o a kiss all right next question man I have so many kisses well I have more kisses and some of my mine had nuts in him mine have nuts too well I don't have any nuts in mine wait a minute this isn't fair teacher I haven't gotten any kisses all right Jeffy since you don't have a kiss yet I'll give you a chance to win the last one and this question is only for you so you're the only one allowed to answer it what year did the War of 1812 happen now this is a trick question what year did the War of 1812 happen 1812 take away to 4 out of 6 2004 screw it here you go yummy all right CR that does it for today go home and enjoy your kisses hey Daddy hey Jeffy how was school it was great daddy the teacher gave me a kiss right here what yeah I answered the question right so he gave me a kiss right here morgin we have to call the cops hold on Jeffy this is a very serious crime you're accusing your teacher of are you sure he gave you a kiss yeah he gave me a kiss and he gave everyone else in the class a kiss when they answered the question right are there any girls in your class Jeffy yeah mommy this one girl got a bunch of kisses from the teacher I'm calling the cops right now hold on hey there somebody called the whoop whoop that's the sound of the police we did oh good so what's going on well we want to report a very serious crime oh no is somebody giving away toaster for outrageously low prices no oh well my wife says we need a toaster and I thought maybe you would know where I could get a cheap toaster well my son came home from school today and he says that his teacher gave him a kiss in his private area waa whoa kid is this true true yeah he gave me a kiss right here oh my God we are dealing with a very serious Predator here are you sure yeah I'm positive he gave everyone in the class kisses oh oh my God okay wait wait a minute aren't you in the same class as my daughter who's your daughter Penelope oh yeah she got the most kisses with nuts oh oh Jesus oh God no my poor baby it's going to be okay oh I have to go call her I have to call her what do you want Dad okay Penelope this is very important did your teacher give you a kiss in class today yeah he gave me a bunch of oh oh God no it's true oh okay that's it I'm going to go arrest him right now order order order order order order today order we will be hearing the case of the school teacher Jackie cheu who is accused of giving kisses to his students prosecutor tell me what's going on order well your honor I'm here today representing all of the kids who got a kiss from the teacher my daughter is one of them Penelope tell the judge what happened to you um well today in class we had a piss quiz and every time we answered a question right the teacher would give us kisses and sometimes they had nuts oh oh God my poor baby God Jesus Mr cheu you are being accused of a most heinous crime is any of this accurate to what actually happened yes it is all true we had a quiz and if the student ansers the question right I give them a kiss and sometimes with nuts you're a monster order order order order order in my cour order Mr cheu you are a very sick man now tell me how many students did he give kisses too well your honor five students so far that we know of four five that is a lot of children Mr Chew what made you think it was appropriate to do do such a thing to Children causing them years of psychological harm I thought I would give them an incentive to want to learn because every time they got the question right they'd be like Jackie CH give me a kiss give me a kiss so I kept giving out kisses and then sometimes they'd say give me some with nuts so then I'd give kisses with nuts in it and why I just kept giving kisses and nuts as your attorney I would advise you to stop talking Mr Chew I am sensing No Remorse for your actions just handing out kisses as if they candy exactly uh your may I have a moment with my client please now listen here you practically just admitted guilt we're screwed but I didn't do anything wrong all I did was give the kids kisses the kids like the kisses oh I never should have become a public defender Mr cheu I already know you're guilty now I just need to know how guilty prosecutor send in another one of the victims uh Cody can you come in here please please yeah what's up uh the judge wants to ask you a few questions now young man how many kisses did you receive from Mr je oh I received a lot of kisses but that's because I'm smart I received more kisses than you Cody yeah well that's probably cuz you're a girl and he felt bad for you nuh-uh and at least mine had more nuts oh no I definitely had more nuts no you didn't oh God order order Mr Chew I know this is going to be very graphic to ask but how did you select which students received nuts with their kiss it was random whenever my hand decided to pull out oh Jesus Christ Mr cheu I am already planning on giving you the death penalty but just to be sure Beyond A Reasonable Doubt prosecutor send in one more victim Jeffy can you come in here please hey everybody what doing now Jeffy is it true that you received received a kiss from Mr Chew I did and how many kisses did you receive just one hm now that's interesting Penelope you received multiple kisses right yeah and Cody you received multiple kisses yeah but Jeffy you only received one kiss yeah I think it was a Pity kiss because everyone else is smarter than me and so they were just getting more and more kisses and so I think the teacher felt bad so he gave me a kiss Mr Che we have now heard from three of your victims do you feel bad at all for what you done no I don't regret anything I've been giving the kids in my classes kisses for years the kids love to kisses they especially love the kisses with the nuts big nut kiss I quit that's it you're on a fry this son of a [ __ ] I don't know what I did wrong Mr sh you are clearly unable to tell right from wrong since you do not see what you did wrong and that makes you a danger to society prosecutor let me hear your closing statements before I bang this gabble as hard as I can and yell guilty at the top of my lungs your honor I'm a father not a very good one but I am a father so today when my daughter came home from school and said Daddy Daddy I got the most kisses from the teacher I just couldn't believe it well I don't think that's true I think I actually got the most kisses shut up Cody it's not a contest kids what happened to you today was wrong that man is sick well I mean I guess it wasn't good to have that many kisses before lunch I thought they were sweet and at least nuts have Pro oh Jesus your honor we're dealing with some serious Ted Bundy [ __ ] this man is sick and the fact that he's been doing it for this many years and the kids are just now coming forward there's no telling how many lives he's ruined your honor I'm begging you bang that gavl bang the [ __ ] out of that gavl and send this man to the electric chair where he belongs I have heard enough guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty Mr Chew guilty that is what you are I sentence you to death by electric chair no by two electric chairs no by an entire electric bed with an electric toothbrush before you go to the electric bed and then electric pillows and electric sheets and an electric bedtime story yes you will be killed by Electric bed and bedtime story tomorrow at midnight pay-per-view $49.95 then all of the money will go to the victim's families guilty yes justice honey we got Justice what the hell is happening why is he going to die for giving us kisses you're too young to understand but someday you will come on kids oh no come on you you monster isn't this silly folks I was just the lawyer and now I'm the BFF isn't TV silly come on let's get you to your cell all right class my name is Brooklyn guy I'm going to be a new teacher since your last teacher was a monster and now he's going to die so I'm going to be teaching you until we can find a better replacement are you going to give us kisses when we get questions right no no no no no kids what he did to you was wrong okay there's not going to be any more kisses you kids are going to need therapy to get over that but I see some kisses on the desk right there what are you talking about what uh huh um Hershey's Kisses almond oh no oh no class was your teacher giving you these kisses or kisses with his mouth the candy Dad yeah the candy yeah I wish it was with his mouth oh dear God kids we're about to kill an innocent man I have to go any last words before we fry you I didn't know it was wrong to give kids kisses wait wait wait wait wait don't don't pull it don't pull it Mr Chew I have a question for you what kind of kisses were you giving the students sometimes they had nuts and sometimes they didn't have nuts so guys what do you want to do today a dude you want to play basketball no no Joseph you have an unfair Advantage at basketball because of the way you look wait what's that supposed to mean dude because you have a basketball on your shirt obviously that means you're good at basketball oh yeah you right you right well you guys want to play football we could play no tackle you know two-hand touch but we can only grab each other's butts or we could play by Tom Brady's rules and kiss each other in the mouth dude it's too hot to play football outside okay well we could play naked and still tackle how about we play baseball no Junior come on you know no one likes baseball dude so what are we going to play uh we could play tennis that sounds kind of like penis and I like that no we can't play tennis Cody we need four people we only have three people and it's hot outside hey guys you want me to play hockey what the puck fck yeah yeah let's fck and play some hockey [ __ ] yeah well I'm going to be better at hockey than you Joseph no way no you're not dude yes I am I'm going to be better at you than hockey you might be good at basketball but I'm way better than you at hockey good at all sports you should know this by now come on okay well then we can't be on the same team cuz I'm going to show you how better I am in the you well I want Jeffy on my team yay I finally didn't get picked last okay Cody you're on my team okay yeah let's play some hockey buddy are you going to be good no I'm terrible at sports oh please don't suck I'll try okay you two I want a very dirty and unfair game okay I want there to be a lot of fighting I want there to be more fighting than there is hockey got it oh I'm going to beat you up Joseph oh I'm going to beat you up dude okay your team's ready Cody are you ready uh yeah I'm ready Jeffy are you ready dude yeah I'm ready all right first of four wins play hockey oh no it's coming towards me I blew it that's what I'm talking about bro that's what I'm talking about where's the defense where's the defense you trash get off my eyes [ __ ] Cody what was that I'm sorry Junior it just came at me so fast I didn't want it to knock my teeth out you can't knock your teeth out you're wearing a face mask Cody well look I'm good at things coming on me but not coming at me do not let another Puck score all night okay okay my P [ __ ] suck this Cody block it Cody okay ow W where you at Cody where you at let us know let us know let us know ho Joseph why are you so good at hockey Cody what was that oh Junior J is crack dude I think we should just forfeit no we're only down two we can come back what do you know how hard it is to score points in hockey look we're going to come back just just block every Puck where you going P oh dude shuck it Junior but that's not fair you're like the side of the whole goal way to go Jeffy nice save nice save than Joseph Joseph this isn't fair his body is the size of the goal I don't care you chose your teammate now let's play all oh juliia your name must be Alice I'm about to take your ass to Wonderland oh man I got to charge up for this one com me H man oh jeez oh oh my last name's gresy Joseph gresy don't forget it Punk Cody why didn't you block it Junior it was going so fast it was like the speed of light that was impossible come on Cody you're the goalie your job is to block it I I couldn't do that Junior all right Cody we're down three we're never going to come back yeah I know I've been telling you this there's only one way we can come back and that's I need you to go distract Jeffy so the goal is at least a little bit open and then I can shoot a few shots and then maybe we can come back but then our goal's going to be open it's already wide open all the time because you're not doing anything Cody okay fine I'll distract Jeffy come on oh man how am I going to get around Joseph oh there's no way you going to score on me punk uh Joseph look at the crowd a family want to adopt a black kid where where hey Jeffy what are you doing being and goalie my job is easy as [ __ ] all I got to do is lay here oh well there's snow cones over there snow cones really yeah follow me f damn it Cody you didn't get to remove his helmet no way dude you can't kick the puck in that's a penalty no that's a point because your guy left his helmet and that's a penalty you know what we're going to give it to you we'll give it to you 3 to one you're not coming back oh we're going to come back hey what can I get you I get a snow cone he he said there's snow cones here uh no this is Hot Spot barbecue we don't do anything cold you lied to me Jeffy dude what happened Cody told me there were snow cones I I thought there were snow cones so you're trying to distract my goalie huh but yeah oh yo o do it one more time I'm going to beat your ass I promise all right Cody we got a point what we did yeah we're only down by two so this is what I need you to do I need you to go beat up Jeffy and knock him out and then I'll knock out Joseph and then we can get another Point okay uh okay yeah fighting's okay you're allowed to fight in hockey so go do it um oh not cool bro lying about a family that wanted me got my hopes up and [ __ ] well I'm sorry about that Joseph but wait they let butterflies in here o butterflies how am I going to do this um what okay okay this isn't working hey Jeffy yeah we got a go yeah oh dang it Jeffy what are you doing bro you letting him score he distracted me oh look I'm going to be the goalie okay you go out there and just beat them up all you got to do is beat them up they're going to fold okay oh my God Cody we're only down by one point if we get the puck back we can tie it so make sure you block every shot but Junior I suck I suck wieners wieners Junior wieners oh wait listen how about I be the goalie and you go try to stop Jeffy Junior do you not understand that I suck wieners listen look I'm going to be the goalie just try to get the puck back and we both can try to score okay okay uh he hey you you give me that puck ow ow ow ow OU Ah that's what I'm talking about Jeffy that's what I'm talking about put his ass on the ground oh Jesus Christ I have to stop him come on Junior you can stop him yay that's game Jeffy and the kid in the green wins w we win you suck wo good game bro for people who suck we don't suck you guys cheated how did we cheat because you beat us up no we play like real men you know Junior we tried to cheat too but you guys suck so bad we' beat you if we played again cuz you suck so much B bring it oh I'm in so much pain my face hurts so bad sorry we lost Junior but we were making one hell of a comeback Cody broken bones are temporary that loss is going to last forever yeah I know but we still need three more minutes Junior what are we going to do I don't know how are we going to milk time oh I feel a song coming on B at hocky yes I am yes I am I'm in so much [ __ ] pain at least I didn't injur my brain no I didn't cuz I bad at hockey Kazo solo okay I need you to put a kazoo in my mouth uh let me look for one okay okay you Dr hold on it was it's backwards it'll still work it's just not as Jor this is a [ __ ] show open your mouth I'm trying my jaw is wired shut you know what this isn't going to work you're right oh no Junior I just remembered the school dances tonight and I promised to take Jenny wobble these and help her stand what the school B is tonight yeah what's jiny W's going to do you can't take over to the dance like this I don't know Junior waa hey Cody are you ready to take me to the dance tonight why is she walking like that Cody Junior you know she has legs like a newborn baby deer sorry Jenny wobblies I I can't take you to the dance I got injured playing hockey well who's going to hold me up at the dance tonight so I don't fall over I guess you're just going to have to get crutches or a cane oh okay W I feel so bad it looks like she's always dancing though what time we at Junior uh I think we need like another another minute oh no Junior we forgot to sell all of this tuna fish for tuna fish Terry oh yeah tuna fish Terry we're supposed to go door to door and sell all his tuna fish yeah for his campaign for mayor yeah oh he's going to be so mad cuz we forgot to sell it cuz we were tooo busy trying to play hockey oh tuna fish Terry is going to be so mad where you Bo sell my tuna fish yet oh no sorry tuna fish Terry we didn't sell all your tuna what you supposed to sell my tun fish what you doing all day not telling my too fish I'm sorry we decided to play hockey instead and we got injured you play a that damn hockey sport I told you tell my T B I run mayor I'm so sorry I guess you're not going to be mayor tuna fish Terry oh damn you don't told you ain't tell my too we tried telling it I take my goddamn too you you put down my to fish not stuck with all the to fish I can't eat all this wait Joseph hasn't bragged about winning yet this would be a good time for that what's up losers how's the injuries and how does it feel to lose to a god we're in so much pain yeah but what hurts worse is I was supposed to take Jenny wobbles to the school dance and we didn't sell all that tuna fish for tuna fish Terry oh man I forgot about that how could I forget and now tuna fish Terry's not going to win School mayor but but dude the prince of Dubai was supposed to come by and buy the tuna fish I'm right there to buy the tuna fish a damn it if only tuna fish Terry had come a few minutes later oh man what are we going to do I was promised tuna fish up to my ears and I not see tuna fish my cam only the tuna fish I'm sorry prince of Dubai we don't have your tuna tuna fish Terry already took it and we don't have the number for tuna fish Terry damn it you are always doing this to me oh now we pissed off the prince of Dubai we made his camel starve Jenny wobble need is falling at the dance and tuna fish Terry's not winning M I was coming tell you one more time what the prince of Dubai was just here Dam it you missed the prince of Dubai he was just here you listen

Channel: بيري علي - abeer berry

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Id: s2YzOv1KT9A

Length: 42min 55sec (2575 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 05 2024