SML Movie: Jeffy Plays Soccer!

no man Marvin it's nice just having a boys day you know sitting back watching TV drinking some brewskies it is nice okay I'm pissed I'm going home wait what happened I got hit in the head with this football that's a soccer ball oh Marvin most of the world calls this a foot Bowl hey dang have you seen my checkerboard Bowl it's not called a checkerboard ball jacket it's called a soccer ball oh I wasn't kidding me Daddy but you can't play Checkers on it Jeffy it's a soccer ball what are you supposed to do with it you're supposed to kick it oh like this I mean yeah but you could also hit it with your head okay what no you're supposed to hit it in the air okay like this whoa Mommy player really the news [Music] breaking news McKay world famous soccer player Lionel Messi has turned down a 1.6 billion dollar deal from the Saudi Arabian football team to play for the Miami soccer team they should have offered it to me I would have played soccer in Saudi Arabia for 1.6 billion dollars he turned down 1.6 billion dollars just to kick a ball around yeah more in football is the biggest sport in the world it is yeah 3.2 billion people watch it I guess they were offering him like 50 cents per viewer I wish someone would offer me a billion dollars to kick a stupid soccer ball I just got an idea you know how your son just hit that ball that was sick I bet if we called up the Saudi Arabians and told them that your son was the next big football player they'd give him a billion dollar contract he's never played soccer in his life well maybe if you stop calling it soccer they'll believe us and look if they do take it and give him a billion dollar contract we can split the money because I came up with this idea if they give him a billion dollar contract I'll split the money with him okay I'm gonna go call the Saudi Arabians hey Marvin I got Prince Abu Dhabi the owner of the Saudi Arabian football team Prince Abu Dhabi heard that you have the next biggest football player oh we do he's right there yeah here's Jeffy oh sorry I had to remote my ass Jeffy nice to meet you he does not look like a football player oh oh he is and Marvin give him a flat ball let's show him what he can do I don't know where the soccer ball is what did you just call it he said he said football Marvin cut the uh show me what you can do Jeffy oh I like that yeah yeah you like that so can we have a billion dollars please not all right but I'll tell you what my football team is playing against the French Bulldogs tomorrow so if your Jeffy goes on my team and we win I'll give him a one billion dollar contract but the French Bulldogs have never lost exactly well we're gonna play him and we're gonna win because I'm gonna coach him what do you know about football I've seen the movie Kicking and Screaming starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka oh yeah that's it okay I'll see you Jeffrey has apparently somehow beat the best team in soccer well we can do that well no you can't you're a coach of soccer and you don't even have legs a little bit more of it I've always wanted to be a soccer player do you know how hard it is to not have legs I can't even ride horses I just fall off the back we're gonna lose We're not gonna get a billion dollars well it's worth a try come on Jeffy huh okay Jeffy this is the soccer field this is where they said the game was gonna be hey Jeffy how's it going you see your team over there [Music] [Applause] oh my God Jeffy they're amazing it's not gonna be hard at all to win oh no that's not your team over there that's the French Bulldogs your team is over there that's it I said pass it oh dear God they suck so bad oh yeah there's the camera wiener anyway good luck oh come on Jeffy let's go meet your team okay okay listen this is how you kick the ball into the goal you missed I'm doing my best okay hey everybody oh are you the guy we called about forfeiting uh no I'm actually the coach and this is your new teammate Jeffy is he good well I've only ever seen him hit a ball with his head he can do that that means he's good yeah yeah so how long do we have to practice uh game starts now yo hello and welcome to the professional football exhibition game between the French Bulldogs and the Saudi Arabian camels the match will start now both teams take center field okay I'm gonna give you guys a quick pep talk to make sure we win oh no we're not gonna beat them the French Bulldogs are undefeated well let's pretend they're not but they are okay well let's pretend they're not see Jeffy here is going to get a billion dollar contract if we win so if we win I'm gonna give you guys like 20 million each that seem fair that's nothing I make 150 million per game and I make 110 million dollars a season why because Saudi Arabia has money yeah it seems like it but he's gonna get billion dollars I'm not gonna try as hard now because I want a billion dollars you know I just got my nails done so you can't use your hands in football dude she's the goalie oh what okay well Jeffy just play like you're gonna win a billion okay okay it's time for the coin toss friends since you're the away team heads or tails heads I said it was heads okay France goes first hey man listen I already know you guys are gonna win so good game jelly donut to you too uh coach where do I go just go out into the field and try to steal the ball from him oh you silly Americans you can't beat the French yeah I get it you're very good no we we yeah I know I don't have any pants on Hey listen how much money do you make a billion dollars Jesus I can't bribe you either how much money does this goddamn sport make a lot uh coach can you get off the field oh yeah sorry oh man I hope Jeffy wins hello yes are you the coach of the Saudi Arabian team uh yeah I am yes you are going to lose badly I'm sorry who are you I am the coach of the foreign yeah well smoking's bad for you first team to score three goals wins let the match begin [Music] stop it stop it stop it that is what I am talking about suck on these plants nah come on goal you didn't even try [Music] your players ran into each other like a cartoon get up you idiots what are you doing what did it yes that is another goal that makes it two to zero one more goal let me win okay time out huddle up everybody oh guys what the hell is going on out there coach I don't want to be goalie anymore I know clearly you keep running away from the ball and I hate running around oh okay then beard guy you be the new goalie and you girl and Jeffy you run around and try to score points yes foreign oh my God the goalie's knocked out get up you idiot hit it in woman okay oh I did it yeah two to one wee-wee this [Music] oh I can't believe I missed it you are disgusting friend are you in the description scored again the game is tied what are you doing you blah blowing idiot stop fighting they just scored again and the game is tied I'm sorry I'm sorry too you take me to get Hamburg I take you to get them well girl thank you that's interested are you able to say where are you going you missed this time you snail eating Buster what did you call me the leading Master I'll tell you what the Eiffel Tower oh jeffy's here [Music] we won we lost School you until he's a team but guys we did it yay we won no we did it yeah yeah coach we did it yeah I believe in you guys the whole time no you didn't yeah you're right where's my dad coaching the other team yes he was but look we just won a billion dollars what about our 20 million oh well you guys said you didn't need it and to be honest you don't so come on Jeffy oh hell yes I like that yeah Marvin you hear that we're gonna be billionaires wait you actually won yeah Danny I hit the game-winning going with my head so you know what that means celebratory remote in the ass I don't care what you put in your ass you're about to send a billion dollar good girl [Applause] playing soccer what did you just say I I said soccer oh hell no oh Marvin what Marvin why did you have to say soccer what where'd he go he left because you said soccer well we're still gonna get the billion dollars right no we just lost a billion dollars because you said the word soccer no no no no the deal was if Jeffy won the game we would get a billion dollar contract it doesn't matter Marvin everybody knows if you say the word soccer or you're associated with someone who says the word soccer you don't know how to play the game well clearly Jeffy knows how to play he won the game no you said soccer he knows we're frauds so now what now I'm gonna go home because this was a waste of time I guess I'm just gonna watch TV Jeffy do you know where the remote is oh yeah foreign [Music]

Channel: SML

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Id: RXFhGb8MANY

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 03 2023