SML Movie: The KFC Competition!

oh my bibs can I borrow 50 so I can give me some chicken from the KFC KFC does not cost 50 Dougie it does when you buy lops of it why do you need a lot of it cause it's so really good well I don't have 50 Dougie I'm trying to watch TV so go away Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper cause there is no way you're actually in here man that commercial really made me want to go get some McDonald's well if you're going to McDonald's can you run through she can give me the family size chicken with the whistles and macaroni Coronas no Dougie how about you get a job and make your own money what what so I stole a thousand dollars out to register and come to find out the security cameras did work and they caught me red hand dips and and when they was arrested me I said I thought you guys said that the security cameras ain't work and the man just said it was a traps so now no one will hire me well Doug it sounds like it's your problem s well I don't see that happening Dougie [Music] breaking news Okay KFC is offering free chicken for life to anyone who can make them a new theme song that includes their new five-piece chicken meal for 4.99 you gotta be kidding me you see that my [ __ ] it was right a kitchen jingle about how I love chicken so really good but ducky you don't know how to make a song yes I do a piece of pop-ups in a pimps imma go grabs it on my bills I'ma start writing the lyrics to my song I like chickens so good how do you spell chicken see you don't even know how to write Dougie also you're saying I should freestyle a good idea my bibs let me get the microphone oh my God I'm on this so I can record now well can you record in another room I'm trying to watch TV no I wanna I wanted K if C is really really good KNC is really really good cake [Music] KFC I love that chicken it's so greasy but finger lick it breast and a thigh ain't talking about chicken back on topic cause now I'm sipping slap my chicken I stay pivot barbecue sauce I'm straight dipping gold chain on cause I be dripping 12 cup of soda that Pepsi I'm sipping tinners and breasts don't forget my size if you got money come along for the ride chicken is good so hard to find if you can't taste it your tongue is blind so I'm saying [ __ ] better be in the bag or I'll turn around so fast so loud please hey where'd the beat go oh there it is it came back but like my daddy anyway KFC five piece 4.99 go buy it cause it really really so really good we think about that my bibs I don't think KFC is gonna want you to Rob out those inappropriate things well I'ma submit all right I'll just send it to the KFC emails who's that well hold on let me answer the door Dougie hello hey is Dougie here who uh yo your boy Dougie yeah yeah he's upstairs oh well I'm here from KFC Corporate I'm here because I heard that dope ass song he made uh yeah yeah that [ __ ] was straight gas uh uh uh the fossil fuels who let him cook Mike my compliments to the chef I'm trying to say I liked his song or did he win the competition well no but I I do want to talk to him oh he's upstairs okay so can I talk all right um hey Dougie this guy from KFC is here to talk to you oh get up well not quite but I can tell you your song was one of the dankest well what I'm supposed to do to win well you see this other guy submitted a song that might even be danker than yours no way unfortunately yes Sway and I'm afraid he might actually win why do you care if he wins well I was really hoping we could rig the competition so Dougie could win why would you want Dougie to win the competition so he can split his free fried chicken with me I love KFC chicken you work for KFC don't you get free chicken no they don't actually let us eat the chicken not ever since this one guy stole a bunch of money out of the cash register hey wait a minute chicken well do we even have to after a song even good good is the movie 80 for Brady good no it's [ __ ] atrocious just stick to football Tom but yeah the other guy's song is pretty good he even has a music video well then let's watch it what 80 for Brady no thank you I've seen it once and that was enough no no I meant the music video oh oh yeah hold on let me get my phone all right check this out okay Jonathan what do you want me to do wait what is this this is me doing the cinnamon challenge a couple years ago and put in your mouth well I do like cinnamon but Jonathan I gotta go fight fires and figure out why I look like this oh what's wrong you clean guy you were shitty no what okay fine I'll do it it can't be that bad I mean just cinnamon right okay I could not stop coughing never try this I thought I thought you were gonna show me the music video oh yeah yeah hey here you go yo KFC I need some chicken hunger yo okay I need some chicken [Music] what I need some chicken I need some chicken leave my chicken extra Christmas place my order don't forget me how many pieces you need I had to tell the lady 50 need my biscuit in my sauces don't care how much that [ __ ] cost as if you get my order wrong I'll leave you lick it like a foster side of mac and cheese don't have to tell you please make sure my chicken extra crunchy went inside the grease got your girl on the knees munching on chicken wings she said it's too hot like it was 200 degrees ah KFC chicken five piece huh oh for 4.99 what who could beat that [ __ ] who could beat that nobody can huh [ __ ] man that was really good yeah a little too damn good we should kill him what yeah he can't win the competition if he's dead no we're not gonna kill anyone over chicken it's free chicken how about we do something less illegal hmm yeah we should kidnap his kid and then hold his kid for ransom until he drops out of the competition We're Not Gonna kidnap a kid over chicken it's not just chicken it's 11 herbs and spices on the chicken it's KFC okay you see this man this is Colonel Sanders he's him this is the face of a man who would kidnap another man's kid for some free chicken who knows what he would do for his chicken how about we just re-record the song and make it better nah that sounds boring I think we should do the kidnapping what do you think Dougie I'm down with it whatever we've got to do to get the chicken see that's the mentality I like yes we should do the kidnapping now I did my research I know he has a son and he has a wife we could kidnap but I think we should go for the kid because it really hits you right in the heart well I don't want anything to do with this well me and you have to do it Marvin because if Dougie gets caught he'll be disqualified and we can't have that I'm not kidnapping a kid it has to just be me and you Marvin two normal guys with mustaches you work for KFC they're gonna know they're not gonna know come on Marvin kidnapping chicken come on okay fine yeah come on all right the kid lives here okay so you wanna like go around to this window and like kidnap him through his room no we're just gonna bring the doorbell ring the doorbell where's the parents answering the call the cops the parents aren't gonna answer look only three people live here the mom the dad and the kid and who always answers the door the kid because the parents are too lazy what if the kid doesn't answer the door it's gonna be the kid don't worry okay I know what I'm talking about hello [ __ ] oh what do you find robbers want uh uh we were just in the neighborhood and we were wondering if your son was home yeah he's home but what do you need him for uh we we are with the FRA the future robbers of America and we go around recruiting kids to be robbers and we wanted to know if your son would be interested you know we could take him on a Rob along show them the ropes that's why we brought this rope oh I think he'd love that let me go get him Cody there's some very nice rabbits at the door to see you what I'm sorry what robbers yeah there's these two nice men in ski masks with rope and they want to talk to you no Mom calls the police now Cody everybody deserves Second Chances and besides they have a very wonderful opportunity for you what are they selling crime Scout cookies no what if they kidnap me you're just gonna end up having to call Liam Neeson now Cody I'm not gonna ask you again you go talk to those robbers or I'm taking away your bidet privileges I do really like that bidet okay I'll talk to him uh hello all right we got him so what do we do now uh what's going on here oh we're kidnapping you oh okay I just want to know how many I'm gonna take it once I really wish I had a chance to shower before I came here the pizza in the school cafeteria gives me the runs and I don't know if anybody wants to take the water slide down the sewage plant well no we kidnapped you so we could talk to your dad you guys know he has a phone right you could have just called him well yeah yeah yeah that's right give us his phone number so that we can call him and then we can tell him that if he doesn't drop out of the KFC competition we're going to kill you okay Marvin grab your phone don't say my name oh [ __ ] his name's not actually Marvin his name is Gary Marvin's his secret name yeah that's not my name okay you know I'm over here all the time I know who owns this house and that guy's not even wearing a mask but doggy what the hell are you doing here oh was that not supposed to be no it's it's uh it's it's Mark yeah okay get your phone oh okay not Marvin no no uh Gary no that's your okay it's ringing all right kid tell your dad we're gonna kill you if he doesn't drop out of that KFC competition okay hello hey Dad I got kidnapped and these guys say they're gonna kill me if you don't drop out of some kind of KFC competition well I already got the chicken cause I won wait hold on you already have the chicken yeah they dropped it all right now oh well we have your son so if you don't give us some of that chicken we're gonna kill him I don't care about that boy I'll just be banging his mama oh okay then well sorry to bother you bye yeah bye well I mean you heard that that it was on speakerphone oh yeah I already knew he wasn't my dad that's not really a surprise okay well you're gonna be cool if we just like let you go right you're not gonna tell on us oh no I'm actually into this kind of thing so this is great for me if you don't mind I just want to stay tied up okay sure well we lost so I don't get no chicken no we lost the competition yeah who wants to go to Popeyes oh love me some boo-boo yeah Popeye's pretty good yeah I like Popeyes okay everybody hop on my big long invisible horse [Music] man that was really good yeah a little too good I think we should kill him okay

Channel: SML

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Id: VyF0nD9L4Cg

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 19 2023